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16. Make sure to always lick her arsehole straight from the toilet. Your tongue must be a toilet roll ready to wipe the diarrhoea out of her crackk at any given point in time. While at it, your tongue must also double up as her sanitary pad ready to absorb all menstrual fluids for the 5 - 7 days of her monthly flow.

She must never lift a finger whenever you are around. Treat her like a queen and worship the ground she walks on!

Uncle93:
[s]So for your mind now you get brain ? Okayyy[/s]y

Stale.
Own your gender with full chest abeg. Tranny

"Adegoke explained that the recent Federal Government’s policy which requires mobile network subscribers to update their SIM registration with a valid National Identification Number (NIN) has occasioned a huge demand for the NIN with a crowd visiting the NIMC Enrolment Centres nationwide."

Why can't people see that this whole thing is nothing but tool of oppression :

Lexusgs430:

I hear she is the patriarch, at the moment.......


You no get chill ó..... Una see for dream......

Yes, and she will lead many into their destruction..

EgunMogaji2:
Thank you, season greetings

Same to you old man!

Aflix:
Uncle93 is obviously a woman hiding behind a male moniker. The post reeks of entitlement and blame the male folks mentality.

Thousands of women that out there that work and make their money get 10 heads abi

Most definitely.. and anyone with a brain would know that.

XXXXTENTACION:
Davido get plenty haters sha.!!!


o.p free yourself from hatred.


Davido has not killed or harmed anybody but due to una too much hatred and jealousy una no go free the guy.

Are you sure about this??

The same Davido who 'allegedly' sacrifices a member of his crew every year should now be afraid for his own life? Interesting.

These Jezebels only care when they have sons or brothers
Daughters of Eve!

doggedfighter:
Nobody is moving anywhere.

optimusprime2:
Who is moving where?
Mtcheew...

Go on YouTube and see countless people sharing their relocation story.
Whether you believe it or not, many have relocated throughout the year and I think its for a number of reasons.. most are out of fear and loneliness (with the lockdown abroad), others are because they lost their jobs and would rather suffer in Nigeria than abroad.
I'd like to hear from those who relocated though, and see if the decision was worth it.

EgunMogaji2:
I moved back just before Covid. It was after 33 years in the USA, best decision and wished I had done it sooner. But Gods time is the best.

You belong to the generation of those who ruined Nigeria - therefore your mentality is one I would seriously question.

Furthermore, you are old and in the evening stages of your existence. You could've moved to Sudan for all we care.

Your experience is irrelevant!

Lexusgs430:
They all want to become a Tolani Baj..............

Tolani Baj thrives in Nigeria more than abroad because she's got a nasty attitude and loves mediocrity. She couldn't achieve a good life abroad so she moved to Nigeria = a jungle where the rudest, most mediocre, greedy and arrogant folks succeed.

I've noticed a growing trend of Nigerians abroad moving back home amidst the ongoing covid 19 pandemic - mostly due to social reasons.

Those abroad have you considered moving back? if so why?
Those who moved back, do you feel you made the right decision?

DropsMic:
1. People ain't shit
2. Religious people are the worst people to do business with
3. Never say Never
4. The Government doesn't give a flying fvck about us.. More than 2 months after the lekki saga no one has been arrested. Neither has anything been done about our demands
5. Nigerians are not that smart.
6. God has left Nigeria

7. Only women, children, cats and dogs are loved unconditionally.. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.

And last but not the least.

If you are a guy and you don't have money.. No matter how handsome, tall, educated, fresh, eloquent you are, you are a NOBODY.



Extra: Once people know you as the forgiving type, you are doomed

You are smart. Very smart.

Karleb:
Don't mind those shouting entitlement here.

It's seem many of you don't have families.


Family are meant to support each other. The only thing that'll make me withdraw my support for a family member is if they become rebellious.

Just forget about your bro and focus on those that'll support you.

One thing that always make me go extra mile for my family is, I've been in situations where I needed help and I got it from them. I know how good it felt.

Blood is thicker man.

Don't mind them, a brother is not entitled but a girlfriend is..
He can continue splurging on his leech of a girlfriend but his family can go to hell.
Tomorrow when that girl dumps his sorry ass or cheats with a richer dude, he will turn to these same family members for emotional support.. smh.

Bola146:
Men..... You want separation Age is just a number, maturity is the key in a good relationship. You sounded like you are not matured seriously. Why not look for the solution? Sit your wife down and look for way forward! Or are you a gigolo ni you are attracted to every hoe you see

Kindly seek for help, above all go on your knees and cry to Almighty God for help.

What has maturity got to do with anything? Someone's priicck refuses to rise for his wife, you're talking maturity. Na maturity him go use take fuckkk?

Listen OP, once attraction is lost, there's little to nothing you can do about it.
It's either you:
- Resign to a sexless marriage for life of which both of you will be miserable and may end up cheating.
- Take a second wife (if your religion permits it).
- Get a divorce and move on with your life. She's also still young and can find someone else she's more compatible with.

I pray you make a wise decision.

Jakumo:
I agree with the OP that black women in Europe and the USA can be perilous to date. Those in the USA are by far the most damaged by systemic racism, which predisposes them to explosive outbursts of anger that can trigger violence.

If you reside in America, avoid black American women like the plague. They are NOT at all similar to Nigerian or African women. Black American women cuss and swear like drunken sailors constantly, and they will knife or shoot their man without hesitation, even in the absence of any provocation.

Date white, Mexican or Oriental women, if you can woo them, but if you cannot, then you are far better off ALONE, than risking your life dating a black American woman, 90% of whom are grossly overweight and ugly looking anyway, as a result of eating junk food, avoiding all exercise, and instead lavishing what little welfare money they get, on ridiculous, garish colored and elaborate hair styles from hell.

Empiree:
very true and not only rccg. Cele too. Some Nigerians if not many, live in western world like in Nigeria. I am not saying to forgo Nigerian or African cultures. I meant mentality is very ridiculous and causes them great setback. They do not want to leave their comfort zone and they live on welfare.

I met a woman on the street of nyc suburb. She sensed I'm Nigerian from afar. By the time she got close to me she knelt down begging for money. She wore cele gown, no shoes. Very dirty from head to toe. And they still constitute the same nuisances as they do in Nigeria. After I returned home to my uncle he said he knows her and that's how she goes around begging for money from people

I felt second hand embarrassment reading this.
.. some nigerians are so shameless

pocohantas:
The gender that hates men and desperately wants men eradicated from the surface of the earth, keeps using her CHoccolaTE moniker to perpetually create threads about men.

Wonderful!

Truly wonderful!!

BlessedNuel:
The tori long....the lady in question fine no be small

I guess being bleached fair is the definition of beauty nowadays

miniziter:
So what am I supposed to do o? Is there anything wrong with seeking opinion on nairaland?

You know the right thing to do bro. If that girl was your sister and her boss's jealous wife abused her & threatened her life what would you do?

Meanwhile, how Jubril Buhari aged backwards from 2015 to suddenly looking like a 60 year old in 2020 is a mystery yet to be discovered..

How his nose changed and his ears re-formated is also a beautiful wonder of the world

I knew she would forgive him.

When a woman knows she has everything to lose by leaving a marriage (no matter the amount of cheating or violence), she will stay put.

Did somebody say hypergamy?

9ice is the best she can get.

SarutobiEky:
Don't be a dunce. Did she mention that I body shamed her? Don't be in a hurry to act stupid. Next time do your findings before jumping to your death.

Off you go now,

Scram.

A real dunce whose pathetic agenda is simply to derail the thread

Chii59:
I knew you would descend into insults since clearly you're bereft of common sense to frame an adequate defense devoid of insults and name calling. You really didn't disappoint, as expected.
Nonsense and patriachy

Okay, let me ask you this...
If someone doesn't have sense, and a law-abiding citizen points out that fact, how is that an insult?

Samabu07:
It's a lie. Whether you are responsible or not, they will always suspect you. Forget it, women are wired that way.

It's beyond suspicion bro. Some women are just control freaks and evil to the core.

miniziter:
We are in a era where the world frown against physically abusing women not minding what she is doing to the husband.
Am into a mobile money business which I started with my wife, why she was working with me, I do daily contribution for her since it will not make sense for her to be asking me of what she needs always but some months ago, she quited and started her own business. Before then, she never wanted any lady near me as a staff as she is fond of driving away as she is doing it out of jealous. And now the same issue is persisting. She accusing my girl of coming to work on Sundays after church (which I see as a relief). Yesterday that happened to be Christmas, she rain all sorts of curses on this girl to the extent of shedding tears. Now I don't want to loose this girl because its not easy to get someone ready to do our because of insecurity. Also, it's not easy to train someone to the extent of leaving the work for them to do alone. If I get a tear gas and use it on her when next, have I abuse her? Will the law allow it? Should I inform the police about it as she is threatening the girl life.

It's husbands like OP who sit back and do nothing while their demonically possessed wives maltreat househelps even to the point of death in some cases..

Somebody is threatening a young girl's life and you are here asking us questions