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there is no disputing that fact... nice piece.

really fvcked up family... both kids will be siblings annd the mother's kid will be his sibling's uncle...

what a travesty of genders... this portrays the lack of sense by their parents...
yoruba people will say ATI KEKERE NI A TI MA NPEKA IROKO, KO MA BAA GBEBO TO BA DAGBA...

KashyBaby:
Nigga plz ur quote is so nonsense juz like u...sit down & stop quoting me...

heyo girl... calma. i apologize if u found the post offensive...seriously it was just a question... that is why the question mark was there...

KashyBaby:
Well u dnt have to do tat..juz dnt sleep with ur powerbank attached on the main switch...and besides u shud better buy a high quality PB, Those who has a warranty paper,coz juz in case u can sue them back

after what? after it has electrocuted u?

these twins been dreaming even before they slept...
you can want to try to reach p'square's level... your trying won't even get you to 15% of their fame from now till 2019... but who cares.
#justSaying

na Faj annex be dis na? abi

nonsense...
medical students, pharmacy students and others are only inducted after they have successfully completed their studies, but theatre arts will induct you even before you know the first thing about theatre... what a waste of time... and resources.

Bozzax:
Your thread is erroneous in itself.

You can't scare your future husband away. It's destiny and it can't be changed.
If a lady has been destined to marry someone, she will marry the person, no matter what character she exhibits, no matter what she does wrong.

Then go and read about pastor Tunde bakare's ordeal before he eventually got married...the woman he first recieved from God labelled him a cockroach and called herself an elephant, saying their marriage was impossible... She knows better today, cuz she is married to someone even smaller than a cockroach.

all of u wey been dey critisize the guy plus d o.p na fool... na ur headache say e no remove d package? o.p... u get serious problem...
shey wen u buy phone, u no dey buy screen guard put for the screen?

MCDanselm:
BUHARI GRANDFATHER

the world would be a better place if people only thought before writing things on Nland... don't be limited by your blind fanatism of stupid wanna-bes that are trying to rubbish the status quo of military salute.

LeSudAfricaine:
Please don't embarass yourself, I am product of África's top University, where A Nigerian Univeristy does not even feature in the top 20, Go check Naija's literacy rate before exposing yourself ugly Adonis

Just shut up... you reek of insecurity, so just because you attended "Africa's top University" you ain't ugly no more? please, i don't have to attend "Africa's top university" to know that you are all ugly and you don't have self worth... one other thing is, you should really visit a psychologist...

LeUglySudAfricaine, or whatever da ffucck you are, don't you remember the saying ''Don't wash your dirty zulu linens on NAIRAland''... you can't convince a Nigerian that SouthAfricans ain't the ugliest of Africans both physically and at heart.

LeSudAfricaine:
You call me Ugly and You call yourself an Adonis, in Naija what an irony, ha ha!

well i don't blame you if your ugly ass can't figure it out that adonis was and is a noun in my context, not an adjective...
lame ass SouthAfrican taught by ugly unskilled teachers...

LeSudAfricaine:
I don't know if you're playing dumb or you're actually dumb, don't know you about poor class people?

look at the thing that can't decide if someone is acting dumb or is actually dumb... i'll leave you to figure that out sha...

i don't want to keep exchanging words with Le Ugly, unskilled SudAfricaine...

Nigerians are insatiable... ah ah, no be magician u vote for now... abi u just want him to snap his fingers and get everything in order immediately?... even Former President Jonathan and his corrupt government did not spoil Nigeria in just one day.

LeSudAfricaine:
Don't flatter yourself, nobody wants to be a Nigerian, Nobody envies Nigerians, you are treated like shht the world over,! Unskilled South Africans from informal settlements competing for jobs with unskilled immigrants, for unskilled jobs has everything to do with economics than jealousy, it's always jealousy with you people!

You mean you all are unskilled over there?...
then why am i even into this annoying convo with you?
you sound like a toad my dear ''Nobody wants to be a Nigerian'' and yet you are on Nairaland. Guy, i don't go about on SouthAfrican forums claiming rubbish...

LeSudAfricaine:
I see you getting dizzy from all the generator fumes Igbo! GO hang!!!

and you are dying of jealousy that my compatriots are taking up all the jobs opportunities in your country... when next you come to this world, you will know better than to come as an Ugly SouthAfrican... GO hang!!!

LeSudAfricaine:
trying so hard to be funny!, Taye Taiwo, Taribo West, Olesugun Obasanjo? What do they have in common? Typical ugly Nigerian

See, you have already agreed with me that there is nothing but ugliness where you came from... even your hearts are ugly... #AllSouthAfricansAreUgly.

d guy sef na learner him go be, e wan marry a 16year old, freeborn daughter of the most influential man in the world...
Abeg, help me wake the guy, this dream don dey turn another thing o.

IMLTHO, south africans ugly die, want proof?, look at zuma once again.

lubbish... i mean rubbish
some chicks been brainless since their 6th month as a zygote.

This world is wierd, it appreciates people who make zero use of their brain and dims the light on acts of brilliance.

what an insult on Obama's person... of all people in the world to marry obama's 16 year old daughter, a kenyan village lawyer... wonders shall never end.

o.k, i've seen how sexy she is, what else has she got, what does she have upstairs?
see how the youth of this generation care about trivial, worthless, temporary things.
I will love her to try and snap a picture just like this in the next 25 years.
Dumb numbskull(s)

REASONS WHY YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE FOR ANY POLITICIAN BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER THIS ELECTION :

1. In 2011, Governor Shekarau of Kano State
contested for the Presidency on the platform of ANPP against President Jonathan of PDP. So did Nuhu Ribadu of ACN. Today,
Gov. Shekarau is a
Minister in President Jonathan's cabinet & a
member of the President's party & Mallam Nuhu Ribadu is the PDP's candidate for governorship of Adamawa State.
How many were killed because of them in 2011?

2. President Obasanjo and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed
Tinubu (jagaba) were thought to be sworn enemies. When
President Obasanjo took over SW Nigeria in 2003,
Gov. Tinubu became "last man standing" against him in ACN/Lagos.
Today, Obasanjo is Tinubu's "Navigator" & Tinubu is
treasured guest at Obasanjo's birthday.
How many died believing they were enemies?

3. Fmr Govs, Engr. Segun Oni and Dr. Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti used to be political foes and now they belong to the same party.
Both are alive as friends & some folks had died fighting for them.

4. Fmr. Governor, Olagunsoye Oyinlola never saw eye to eye with Governor Aregbesola of Osun.
Now, they belong to the same party,some people died for both, but were they not always friends?

5. President Obasanjo was prepared to throw VP Atiku Abubakar out of Aso Rock. Who would have thought that Atiku would
visit Obasanjo in Otta farm after all the brouhaha; politicians belong to one big family.

NOTE:
In the immortal words of Paul Walker, i quote;

"They have their interest at stake, do not
die for them especially when you have nothing at stake."

Vote, that is your obligation.

You do not owe
anyone a duty to die. Value your life, if you are still alive you can be better than some.

Say no to violence! and no to blood shedding.
May Mighty God see us through...

Danke...
copied from whatsapp BC

all i can see here is a big mass of fat crossing her legs... is this what you people call sexy? then my great grandma is sexy too.











































































































































p.s: anyone bigger than my g.f is too fat.

very easy, by writing songs... you become a songwriter.

i just want everyone with pvc to go out there on d D-day and vote for who they see fit to rule Nigeria ...period... Love of Nigeria before anything else.

apart from number 17, i have tried every other combination on the list...
the type of combination i take depends on the point in time of a semester...
at the beginning, my garri will always have milk, tea, groundnut, beans/moi-moi... but as d semester progresses, there is a huge decline in the number of condiments that go into my cup of garri.
pardon me for the essay.