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From the plan of the proposed building, calculate the total length of the walls, multiply this by the height of the wall... Thereafter, multiply your result by 9.8... Whatever you get is the amount of blocks you will need.. . You also need to add 10-15% of your total figure to your Total figure to make up for waste that may occur during the handling of the blocks.. .

Accountability and damage control is the best way to satisfy customers. .. Thumbs up to MTN, they are doing a nice job these days.. . I just pray its not "FLASH IN A PAN"

When nigerian ladies stop looking like this.

Stupedinluv:
You generalised but its true for so many. Me am tired of them already, i want a foreign/European partner.

Your European partner's folks probably think yor race are monkeys, he could treat u as such... Be careful of what u wish for.

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

This is not the most irrelevant piece of trash i have read on Nairaland, but it is damn close...
@O.P May God give you the strength to mould your own man with your hands... Or better still, may he build a Robot according to your OPINION of a man.


NIGERIAN GIRLS NEED TO GROW UP.

mynd1:
My life was not left in tatters/broken like Nigeria was by ur so call PDP. One thing dt make me happy about Buhari critics is,they are all from one side of the country n we call them 5%.

Gloriously matured answer, may God run the complaining 5%s lives like jonathan was running Nigeria, whether they say amen or not.

So she gave u an iphone 4s... It don't mean jack...
But the heart behind the gift is what matters... Bla bla bla... **in return i got her what she asked for... A swatch wristwatch encrusted in sapphire** congrats, you must surely be looking forward to february 14 2017 so you can show her what true love is again...

O.P, do you mind telling me why small doctor is not on this list? That guy is nothing... By the way, what is Vic-O?

I remember one fateful friday morning, everyone was preparing for class... My roommate was outside warming his remaining stew that was as plenty as the spit of a starved snail on our hotplate... (we lived on the 3rd floor of Awo Hall Block 3 back then)... And that hotplate could electrocute Niel Armstrong in his space suit... My guy don go forget say the hotplate dey plugged, trying to remove his pot, he got the biggest shock i had ever seen, next thing i was looking at his pot and stew downstairs. #OAUStories.

You come home and your mom be like "you finished your foodstuffs again? And you be like" its another strike o" #OAUStories

You trip and fall and people around start shouting at you for wanting to spoil the floor... #OAUStories.

Hanendez:
Though tears didn't stream down my cheeks,but I was pained on the inside.How can someone from a third world country like Nigeria,which has bla bla bla...

Your tears never start to dey rush, e still dey do press up beside kainji dam...
Tuface go con dey sing for you **just like raindrops falling from your eyes**

treat me like a baby.. . ... and your mothering starts now... **takes off underwear, stoops down and makes a big stinking shit**
now clean that up.

whatever you are going through, it ain't worth transferring your aggression on an entire tribe...
i don't know your real story but... yoruba boys are awesome... even the ones that cheat.

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@op, i beg to differ... no amount of wealth or money can make Oshiomole handsome(un-ugly)

personally... i see nothing wrong in collecting things offered with the left hand... but i try as much as possible not to give things out with my left hand.
It is all about courtesy and respect... something the civilized people (the whites that so many people are so fond of imitating) know nothing about ...
something that we should cherish...

S. M. S: severe Maximum Shishi is no respecter of persons... see as they use beating rebrand their faces.

i had already figured it out since the days of tecno T1...Tecno, Itel and Infinix all share the same carlcare office... the only reason Infinix wasn"t a glaring rip off from Tecno is because the R&D is carried out in France...

this is nonsense, rams are the male version of their species, i know the originator of this pic was too dumb to figure that out.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry yooooou haveeeeee tooo pardddon mmmy kkkkkkeyyybboardddddd. funnnnnnnny picccccccccsss.

they are really bleeped, especially denrele.

You ppl crying out abt the man being a civilian, what if he is a prisoner of the war between NIGERIAN ARMY & BOKO HARAM... this is the kind of treatment i would want the soldiers to mete out to captured Boko Haramists... till their deaths.

how come she is still 15? since 2007... stale piece of news.

help, i need help loving any woman at all, i think i'm a misogynist.

fools, i don't know why birthdays to girls means stuffing your faces with cakes...
eat it all and become a whale... it definitely won't stop you from eating 109 cakes on your next birthday.
Anyways, its just an opinion... Happy birthday, many happy returns.