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breast cancer is real ooo... this one wey the breast big pass her yansh.

just imagine she saw c. ronaldo instead of messi, she would have clung tighter to him than his cr7 undies.

Good for him... i hope.

Don't let your ambition be to drain his purse.

GMB FOR...
u already know.

@op, were you not taught at home that sex is for married people, didn't you know you would be unlocking another stage in your life that would involve letting go of your virginity?... On WHAT basis is sex between a man and his wife RAPE?
Why do you think people get married?
should you be here painting your husband in a bad light?
Which kind church u dey go, wey dem marriage comittee no expose you to such sensitive matters?
How staunch is your belief of no sex? Don't you want children?
When will you be ready to give your husband sex without struggling with him, after your menopause? or after you start to Nauseate him?... i know your type, na ur type dey do ''DEAD FISH STYLE'' for your husband always... no excitement whatsoever... na open masturbation dem dey use conquer u...
God forbid say i go marry person like you...
Cuz even if i marry the holiest female pastor on earth, i go dey give am doggy every sunday morning... Na her duty to me be dat now... @op, were you not taught at home that sex is for married people, didn't you know you would be unlocking another stage in your life that would involve letting go of your virginity?... On WHAT basis is sex between a man and his wife RAPE?
Why do you think people get married?
should you be here painting your husband in a bad light?
Which kind church u dey go, wey dem marriage comittee no expose you to such sensitive matters?
How staunch is your belief of no sex? Don't you want children?
When will you be ready to give your husband sex without struggling with him, after your menopause? or after you start to Nauseate him?... i know your type, na ur type dey do ''DEAD FISH STYLE'' for your husband always... no excitement whatsoever... na open masturbation dem dey use conquer u...
God forbid say i go marry person like you...
Cuz even if i marry the holiest female pastor on earth, i go dey give am doggy every sunday morning... Na her duty to me be dat now...

dechandel:
O Lord of mercy
You married a Dog
Better kill that man before he kills you

Seriously.. Get a divorce

@op, these fools advicing you have been trying to get married all their lives without any luck... why should divorce be the only solution to marital problem?... the cure for headache is not cutting it off na...

kim, nice ass, lets see what that ass will break 20 years from now...

to all the girls who see their bodies as sex instruments, your equipments have expiry dates...

i got 700mb as a surprise.

the title of the thread should be "nigerian idiotic american wannabes in their display of utter stupidity".

Are these tips for Nigerians or martians?

Eri e lo daru, u neva hear how indians or russians dey speak their english? Na inferiority go kill some Nigerians... At least he no dey murder english like PEJ. U beta go and get a job.

Eri e lo daru, u neva hear how russians dey speak their english? Na inferiority go kill some Nigerians... At least he no dey murder english like PEJ. U beta go and get a job.

I saw a thread on nairaland sometimes ago about a spark tab that was on sale at KONGA.COM. I bought it on june 26... To my bewilderment, on july 26, exactly after a month, the screen went off, and i contacted konga. They told me to return it for observation. I returned it on the 7th of august. Ever since then, it has been all promises by konga, with nothing to show for it. I call them and mail them always, but d same person keeps telling that ''MY COMPLAINT WILL BE LODGED''.
Some people told me that i've been duped, i am confused and don't know what to do.
Pls advice me on what to do.

really? dats nice

politics in this country is gonna become really amusing... fingers crossed

whao

You can also get seasonal films from o2tvseries.com,
i'll recommend intelligence, extant and agents of shield(all are currently at season 1).

To the beautiful you, the king's doctor, 3 days to kill, nonstop, jack ryan(2014), pitch perfect(2012 american)... If you like gory films... Then 300, hercules, g.i joe, babylon etc.

If anyone wants to find out, easy... Try incest and let them hear about it... The swear go take d speed of lite knock over whatever is left of such person's destiny.

Arrant nonsense... Will ur sorry bring back the dead?
If everything could be solved by saying sorry, there would be no need for the judiciary.




Your husband deserves to be flogged, but he is pardoned sake of say ebola don take am.

May her soul rest in perfect peace...
Patrick, continue to roast wherever you are.

Zmaap or no zmaap, our ebola patients will all recover.

I swear when i hear versace, i been dey think say na one fine cloth e go be... D cloth be like patrick sawyer's undies.

I am sure GEJ was just being modest... Anyways, i am patiently waiting for MAMA PEACE's speech on the "crazy man" ish.

I say "taa tun leleyi?" mean who is this again...
Or ope o... If i av not heard my ringtone in days...
Most times "ki eni yi ma damu mi jare" meaning no one should disturb me.

TRADELYN: We hereby take time off from work for a brief moment just because of you, our special Birthday Celebrants
As you mark your Special Day Today, WE wish you all A better LIFE that will make you forever Happy And Richly Blessed.
Enjoy your Day...happy celebration!!!
pauladonis,

thank u very much, i feel honoured. And this past birthday of mine has been the best ever... Dad and mum got promoted this month, a new automobile was bought on my birthday(not for me though) for the family, and i was the first to ride in it. I also gott many things i've been waiting for.

AbuMikey: Well, I do remember.


All my life, I've never made xtracool call or an all night call.
That's something to be proud about
I would rather surf the internet all night

And fill your memory card with 2nd hand porn videos... chai diaris god o.

It wasn't funny for most of us nairalanders to wake up one day and not be able to access nairaland, then the situation was controlled only for us to be told that a huge amount of data, including topics have been lost to a hack on the site.
LIKE M.I.B 3, the situation is funny cuz, topics that have been long forgotten were brought back to mind, causing us to remember various experiences back then. It feels like we travelled back to the past, except that the technology remains the same.
So, my question is, How far back has the hack taken you, what are the things you remember(that has been before, forgotten) and which topics have you lost, or do you miss?.

tell the thing that wrote this to go get a life.

thanks for d advice, i was able to restore d backup via pc...