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Just concluded writing my dissertation... Thank God for me... I did it all by myself... Though I can't possibly remember all I spent on the small printings but I spent less than 15k...

iceadonis20:
you dat quoted me isn't jobless Shey.....Pls and pls stay off my lane

how could anyone that isn't jobless sit down and formulate a fake epistle of someone else's chat... Your hands sir are the devil's factory...

iceadonis20:
See Whatsapp Chat Between TTT and his wife after eviction from BBnaija





Tony: Babe.

Wifey: Tony.

Tony: My love

Wifey: Really? That’s what you’re going to say?

Tony: Haba it’s been a long time.

Wifey: Yeah, two long months.

Tony: How are you?

Wifey: I’m okay. How else do you think I am?

Tony: I know. I missed you too.

Wifey: Silence.

Tony: Bobo and Princess nko?

Wifey: They’re asleep.

Tony: I’ve really missed you guys.

Wifey: When did you actually miss us?

Tony: What do you mean?

Wifey: I’m just asking ni. When did you miss us, was it when Bisola gave you head or when you were chasing Tboss?

Tony: Ahan, but you know it was a game na!

Wifey: Tony please please. What kind of dirty game?

Tony: Honest babe. Shebi you saw when I was talking to Ebuka. None of it meant anything.

Wifey: Easy for you to say. The whole world saw you deny your family for this game of yours. You said all your family members are dead.

Tony: Ehn I just said that…

Wifey: Let me talk Tony! I’m the one that had to suffer all the insults from viewers. My friends whisper around me now. I know they talk about the rubbish husband I have that went to disgrace himself on Big Brother.

Tony: Wait…

Wifey: Did you wait before str!pp!ng yourself N@kkd the very first week? People were even pitying you at that point sef. Until you and Bisola started ki$$ing. That was a game too abi?

Tony: It was my strategy…

Wifey: To win 25million abi? Oya where’s the money. Show me the money na.

Tony: But babe you know how these things go…

Wifey: Yes I know how it goes. When you’re around women the first thing you do is deny your family. Remember how I caught you with that actress? Your excuse was that you were rehearsing with her. This one you were doing on satellite tv, that one is rehearsal too abi?

Tony: True to God babe, the whole time I was in there, it was my family I was thinking of o!

Wifey: Tony it’s thunder that will fire that your mouth. ‘Bisola I want to knack you this night without condom…’ Shebi it’s your family that was on your mind when you said that?

Tony: Honestly I don’t even remember I said that. You know we were drinking and that just came out.

Wifey: Yeah whatever.

Tony: You don’t believe me? Sincerely it was part of my plan to win…

Wifey: But did you win? They offered you one million naira to quit. You refused.

Tony: It doesn’t matter that I didn’t win the actual prize money. My appearance alone will open doors.

Wifey: It needs to open doors to a new house. Me I can’t live in this compound anymore. Even our neighbour’s daughter calls you T-T Trash.

Tony: Ah darling, slow down. We can’t move just yet. You know I’ve been away since January and I’m only coming home with the Pay Porte clothes I was given. When they make me ambassador…

Wifey: So all the embarrassment you gave me was for jeans and T-shirt. Chai, I have suffered o!

Tony: Babe just relax. I can fix this. Just let me get home tomorrow. Okay?

Wifey: Be coming, or did I say you should not come? Just stop over your mothers house and pick the children. I’m going for a beauty pageant.

Tony: Babe babe listen. You’re a wife and mother . You can’t go and be exposing your marital body anywhere.

Wifey: Well that’s rich coming from you.

Tony: See I’m still your husband.

Wifey: Define husband.

Tony: Why are you fighting me?

Wifey: You think I have strength to fight? Abeg I dey go sleep.

Tony: Baby let’s sort this out now. I don’t want things to be weird when I get home.

Wifey: Oh things are already weird. Just check Twitter and see what people are saying about you. About us. Some even abuse me for supporting you still.

Tony: Don’t worry all will be well when I get there.

Wifey: Na so.

Tony: Wetin that one come mean now?!

Tony: Babe.

Tony: Are you still there?

Tony: Hi.

Tony: I love you babe.

Tony: I’ll see you soon.

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Jesus!!! How can someone be this jobless?

DISCLOSURE... I can not forget that book in a hurry... This sexual harassment thing is more than we really can mediate... The guys always get the blame at the and.

I had some mad controls on that Boris thing... We always used to leave our chores undone just to get some time with it...

I remember what our neighbour back then used to call it... "FO'MOLEPON"


Like if u get the gist.

Aye Mi ko ni baje, ki nwa lo fe egbe mummy Mi n'iyawo...

God forbid bad thing.

Nice one op...

Oba Saliu Akanmu Adetunji... Aje Ogunguniso 1


I hail o

Confess your love to him, let him know how you feel... His rejection may make it easier for you to get over him, or, you could get what you really want...


Playing the long game will only be to your detriment... Biological clock and all.

An accident happened today 5th February on OAU CAMPUS around 10pm on the road from new buka to SUB where a student of the department of International Relations was run over by a drunk non student...
The student was purported to be returning from academics area where he was reading to his hall of residence (ETF hall) when the incident happened. According to eye witness accounts, he was walking on the walkway when a speeding vehicle swerved off the road, knocking him off the road into the drains by the roadside, the vehicle later swerved back into a ditch on the other side of the road, the driver of the car was confirmed to be driving under intoxication, having just left a bar in New Bukateria.
The drunk driver when apprehended said he is a student of the school, when asked of his department, he said, "LAWYER, pART 2". He has since been handed over to the school's security team for justice.
The accident victim was immediately rushed to the school's health centre where he is said to be regaining consciousness...
A student who was part of the first responders said the student couldn't move any part of his body, except for his head, he was thought to be lifeless in the gutter until someone actually saw him move his head.
Students from ETF hall and FAJUYI hall later occupied the road, blocking access to new buka to other drivers who could also get drunk and run other students over.

Over speeding has actually become a big problem at night on OAU campus, last year Christmas, a part four student from the department of MEDICINE died of a hit and run incident. It is high time the school management took drastic measures to curb further occurrences of such on campus or else, no one is safe to move about at night.


-Pauladonis-
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I hope you know not everything is like dettol advert... "If you don't tell her, someone else will"

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Review mine too.. .

Mine was tecno T1, tecno's first android... I remember when the phone first developed fault, tecno gave me a new unit of the phone... That was in 2012... Android 2.3, 256mb ram... I've stuck with android ever since...

Really nice thread... Weldone op

hello, i am Chief honorable senator Dr. Mark Zuckerberg SSCE, NCE, HND, B.Sc, M.Sc, Ph.D, MON, GCON, CFR, FNSE, MBA, egberi papa 1 of social media, baale of facebook and whatsapp, jagaban of instagram,

SEX: That is the only commodity the poor can abuse.

Something is really smelling here. Anti linda pls excuse me.

Look at what this generation has turned to.. .educated fools who have been robbed of their smartness by their smartphones... In this kind of situation, i would have called the appropriate quarters to come and remove the rubbish... The Government didn't tar the road so that some folk can just park their trucks in the middle of the road and start a gimmick. Would he have done this same thing if he was riding a bike or car? If this is allowed to continue, the mosques will be empty and the roads full.
That is how insurgency starts... When they feel they can do anything they want.

And Dalung is even more shameless, having to compare the embarrassing situation to that of South Africa.

Three days to the end of the 2016 Rio Olympics, Team Nigeria took delivery of the much awaited kits after most of the athletes had concluded their events with some already back to their bases.

A top official of the Athletics Federation of Nigeria who disclosed this to Sports Vanguard Thursday, said the kits which arrived Wednesday night would no longer serve any purpose because “most of the athletes have left after concluding their events”.

That's how bad nigeria has become... Get the details and more news at http://ratedred..com/2016/08/shameful-team-nigeria-kits-arrive-3.html

Shameful waste of sperm... May i never feel how her father would be feeling right now...

Its an online university supported by yale, Harvard etc... Its a non profit organization. The programmes supported are business administration and computer science.... Check the article for more info.

University of the People Online Tuition
Free Degrees http://ratedred..com/2016/08/university-of-people-online-tuition.html

President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday commissioned the standard-gauge Abuja-Kaduna rail services.

The commissioning signals the commercialization of the train services after weeks of test run during which passengers and goods were transported free of charge.

The billion dollar modern rail project started by the Goodluck Jonathan administration, reached an advanced stage before the end of that government and was completed by the Buhari administration.

Speaking at the train’s main station at Idu, Abuja, President Buhari said the federal government would link all states and commercial centres in the country with rail lines.

He later took a train ride from Idu to Kubwa, a suburb of Abuja.

The Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki; Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara; Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Mahmud Mohammed; Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi, Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State, Minister of the FCT, Muhammad Bello and Minister of State for Transportation (Aviation), Senator Hadi Sirika were among dignitaries that witnessed the flag-off of commercial operations on the Abuja-Kaduna rail line.

Read more at http://ratedred..com/2016/07/buhari-officially-launches-abuja-kaduna.html?m=1

http://ratedred..com/2016/07/jamb-announces-method-to-be-used-for.html

The article is straightforward... No hidden meaning...

These pictures are so hilarious...

People nowadays, the wife is carrying a baby in her, and you still go ahead with your wedding. ..
The bible says two shall be joined together and shall become one, "NOT THREE SHALL BE JOINED TOGETHER..."
Be wise o for the marital future of your unborn child.

That's 4500 dollars worth of Herpes and other STDs a day, 32000 dollars worth per month... I'm just sorry for her patronizers.

No fewer than 300,000 applications were received for the 750 positions advertised by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, an official has said.

Its Director of Public Affairs, Mr Osita Nwaja, announced the figures in Enugu when he visited the Enugu zonal office of the News Agency of Nigeria.

Nwaja said that the recruitment was segmented, adding that the first phase of the exercise ended on June 26.

“We had more than 300,000 applicants for the 750 positions which are in three cadres, junior, middle and senior cadres.

“We are considering a whole lot of junior staff so that they will grow in the system.

“The criteria were well spelt out and those that met them wrote the examination,” he said.

Nwaja said that by the recruitment, the EFCC had moved to fortify its ranks in view of the onerous task of fighting corruption.

“The fight against corruption is fundamental to everything we do in this country. It is a fight we cannot afford to lose.

Over 300,000 apply for 750 EFCC jobs http://ratedred..com/2016/06/over-300000-apply-for-750-efcc-jobs.html
Extracted from http://www.vanguardngr.com/