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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Love Shame And Sex Too Much? by PaulAris: 9:24pm On Apr 12, 2019
Preshy561:
Most men are sexual slaves.
Oh puleez! spare me that Don't start what you can't finish!
Romance / Re: Guys At What Age Did You Realize These Females Are All Whoress? by PaulAris: 9:11pm On Apr 12, 2019
Eglobalma:
Lol, I used to regard women as a child sha, I thought they didn't shift...I thought they are so flawless and classy. But I grew up and now anytime I see a female I just imagine how many deeeeks she must have suckedd that day....like ladies if u dont suck joysticks will u die guys what age did u know this too? grin
Threads like this and you are causing Nairaland to breed Misogynists, you know that right?

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Romance / Re: I Don't Really Care by PaulAris: 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2019
Nobodyperson:
So would you marry an SS woman because of love?
FOOL
Take a chill mahn!
Why you vexed? The dude wasn't referring to you
How tall are you, 4'11??

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Romance / Re: Lady Caught Having Sex In The Market Without SHAME by PaulAris: 8:57pm On Apr 12, 2019
Bloggers!
Was it only the lady having sex, then that would have been masturbation.
But clearly, that's not what it is. Would it hurt to say a man and a woman?
The way y'all carry news and lies ehn!
Romance / Re: Couples Should Beware Of Their Sexual Compatibility Before Marriage - Pastor by PaulAris: 8:47pm On Apr 12, 2019
ebusnwaoma:
Pastor Fasipe who shared this thought about marriage, stated that intending couples should beware of their sexual compatibility before marriage.Pastor Fasipe who admitted that the Bible is against pre-marital sex, however stated couples should beware of their sexual compatibility before marriage as a good sex life is an important part of marriage.

He wrote;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/12/couples-should-beware-of-their-sexual-compatibility-before-marriage-pastor-fasipe/



lalasticlala, seun, mynd44, dominique
I'm wondering why you aspiring for this thread to be on Front Page!
Of what use and importance will it be?

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Romance / Re: Couples Should Beware Of Their Sexual Compatibility Before Marriage - Pastor by PaulAris: 8:37pm On Apr 12, 2019
ebusnwaoma:
Pastor Fasipe who shared this thought about marriage, stated that intending couples should beware of their sexual compatibility before marriage.Pastor Fasipe who admitted that the Bible is against pre-marital sex, however stated couples should beware of their sexual compatibility before marriage as a good sex life is an important part of marriage.
So indirectly?
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If couples have got no sex-experience before marriage, tell me how they'd know who is compatible or not.
Its only those that have rumped so many dicks and pierced so many holes that would find cheating an option, they've filled(feeled) themselves with the different sizes there are.
Thus, they yearn for more.
If the couples could stay virgins before marriage, tell me how won't they be satisfied in it
Romance / Re: How To Cuddle (matured Chat Married And Single) by PaulAris: 8:21pm On Apr 12, 2019
Inducing of Oxytocin huh This is only for the females right? So what then will the men benefit from all of this?

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Pets / Re: I Love My Dogs! by PaulAris: 8:04pm On Apr 12, 2019
jayned:
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This is actually the 3rd pregnancy she has lost 3 times in a row. Funny she comes on heat readily. The last was not even upto 6 months since the last. She has come on heat 3 times since she whelped in November 2017.
I have actually come across brucellosis severally but I always wish it away. I will do an indepth study now. During the first pregnancy that was lost, I used to feed her raw eggs daily.
Wow! Three pregnancies lost consecutively?
So whats your plan now, I mean for her?
...
Do you think I should advice him(my friend) not to mate his dog when she comes on heat again(being what happened to yours could also happen to her), until he finds a solution?
Romance / Re: Be Careful, I Will Make Your Girlfriend Mine - Man Warns Guys (Photos) by PaulAris: 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2019
dollytino4real:
are u d one there or ur bros
Funny, but I find that slightly appaling.
The beard matter made me mention you.
Clearly, I thought you was hypnotized by it.
But since you said not the beard, it must be the eyes then
Romance / Re: Be Careful, I Will Make Your Girlfriend Mine - Man Warns Guys (Photos) by PaulAris: 2:36pm On Apr 12, 2019
dollytino4real:
ok not me sha
So its the eyeballs that got you?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2019
Baddiezz:
at first paragraph don't flatter yaself.
Phsssh! You really want this don't you.
So flatter myself?
Is that what you think?
Well, I'm not actually and if I was flattering myself, you won't even be having a conversation with me.
That's how good it could be.
But Badass, lets reschedule, freedom isn't by my side right now.
And hey! Quit derailing this good ole' thread
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2019
Baddiezz:
y'all get a room i keep getting notified of new comments
Oh puleez!
Don't be such a killjoy. At least you endoyed.
But I'm too busy now to engage you one
So maybe next time, if you impress me enough.
...
I wonder why out of all the derailing posts, its ours she followed.
And besides, its on suspense. Did you not notice that!
Romance / Re: Be Careful, I Will Make Your Girlfriend Mine - Man Warns Guys (Photos) by PaulAris: 11:54pm On Apr 11, 2019
dollytino4real:
so ur Osama beards dey trip dem
Its got the charm, girl!
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 11:45pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:


Noticed how u missed out the part where I said they operated under the old law till Jesus died and eradicated it
And I asked, Jesus "operated" under what law when he was alive?
Just so you know, Jesus did not "eradicate" the old law. So is that what you've been telling yourself
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 11:41pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:


1. Nobody is judging but asking question when something is obviously not adding up.

2. Which passage did I neglect do tell please.

3. Charities begins at home, and that home is a big disaster. 4 Nigerians pastors are among the richest pastors in the world yet we are the poverty capital of the world. Until we deal with the ones at home we can now move to the ones abroad.
1. Accusing them of stealing isn't judging?
Claiming they are wrong for saying Women shouldn't put on trousers isn't?
Calling them False prophets isn't?
Are these asking questions to you
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2. Matthew 7:1-5
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4. What are you, a Comedian?
Until we deal with the ones at home??
Really?
Where did this come out from, your brain?
You make it seem insultive holding conversations with you.
Welcome to Nigeria, where being wealthy as a Pastor is a sin. I smh
To you, Oyedepo made that much money from Tithe and Offering?
What do you think is(was, for you) the essense of Tithe?
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 11:10pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:


Yet again no verse !!!

Nobody is judging, we are just against their blatant obvious wrong teaching.

You mentioned Jesus was conversing with the Pharisee, hope u know Jesus hasn’t died then therefore they still operated under the old law of Moses.

Jesus condemned the Pharisees for tithing and neglecting the most important issue like justice, mercy and faith.

My brother it seems you have been brainwashed, even if the truth slaps you in the i don’t think you will realise.
Nobody is judging??
Your cooking skills are terrible, you need to cook up a better lie if you want me to taste of it
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Good! Now repeat that slowly... "Jesus condemned the Pharisees for..."?
You accidently reveal yourself butt
So Jesus was operating under the law of who??
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I'm the one that's brainwashed??
Incase you forgot, I'm not the one following a man-personality to judge Men of God
I'm not the one not following what the bible says
I'm not the one ignorant of the truth.
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 11:00pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:

This mentality of not being able to think for yourself won’t get u anywhere
There he goes, using the best way he knows he can to drive his point.
You really need to learn how to express your points in a more amicable way.
Cause this, this won't move you forward
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Its funny how you picked the points to tackle from my post.
Just like how you handpick the passages in the Word that suits you.
I ask again, why judge God's anointed when he fully told us that he alone is to judge them?
Why neglect that passage of the Bible?
Why don't y'all accuse the men of God abroad?
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 9:46pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:

Bro let’s not make this difficult, just tell me where it’s said we should pay tithe in the New Testament.

We can’t be living on assumptions nah
Puleez!
You really do not know the passage were Jesus was conversing with the Pharisees?
I thought you knew the New Testament so well. But accuse the Pastors who preach
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Is it only in Nigeria that Tithe is payed??
Why do y'all now take it upon yourselves like you is the founder of the Word.
If you have forgotten, Christianity was brought into Nigeria not from Nigeria.
Yoy people act like you saints, embedded with wisdom or something.
Why don't you come abroad and accuse these Pastors overhere, come accuse them of buying cars and jets.
You scrape out the part where you should not judge, especially God's anointed. But then boldly accuse Pastors for doing what is written
Even if most of them do wrongs, steal and sin.
Who is you to accuse but a fellow man.
You need to get this straight mahn!
Stop handpicking the Word!
Religion / Re: Oblate Eusebius Oguizu Is Dead: Founder Of Block Rosary Crusade In Nigeria Dies by PaulAris: 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2019
Paulpeterparker:
may his soul and the soul of all the faithful departed rest in peace. Amen. mother Mary will really be proud of you and i am sure today you will sit at the right hand of his son. Rest in peace to a great legend of our time and i know very well that soon the world will celebrate you as a saint and you shall intercede for our sins. Adieu sir.
Hmm...
Wonders, they say can never end!
Celebrities / Re: Daria Radionova Covers Her Lamborghini Aventador With 2Million Aventador Crystal by PaulAris: 8:46pm On Apr 11, 2019
GodIsBiafran:
This 1 must be riding Putin's schlong
The Power of the Pussy-cat!
Celebrities / Re: Daria Radionova Covers Her Lamborghini Aventador With 2Million Aventador Crystal by PaulAris: 8:42pm On Apr 11, 2019
She sure knows how to use that body well to get what she wants.
Unlike our Slay-mamas!

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Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 8:36pm On Apr 11, 2019
ItzBIM:


It is not biblical..Jesus nor the first apostles paid tithe or collected it.

Show me where it says we should pay tithe in the New Testament
Why I do find this very funny.
So you've read every passage in the New Testament and you did not find where Jesus mentioned Tithing?
Show me where it is written in the Bible to judge, especially anointed men of God.
You might wanna say they are not true men of God. But hey, how would you know?
Cause they collect Tithes and Offering?
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Tell me what's your problem with Pastors collecting Tithe and Offering, and they having Jets and Cars?
Do you even have a solid reason?
Or you'd go look what Freeze says and then pose it for argument
Wake up! brotha!
Lets be real with the Word of God
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Daddy Freeze By Alexander Thandi Ubani by PaulAris: 8:26pm On Apr 11, 2019
maryjames9:
People who think tithe and offering work for them should continue dashing their hard earned money to billionaire Pastors. Chikena. It is not by force. If your pastors ask for your car key, house documents, wife, kindly dash him or not. It is not by force abeg.

In this age and time, anyone who still think it is tithe and offering that will make you rich and not hardworking and creativity, then they must be dumb.
Lol...
How do you get Tithe and Offering to pay, is it not through Hardwork?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 7:14pm On Apr 11, 2019
Taniaa:
cheesy I sure can but you gotta retract first
I'll leave you to do what you gotta do
But don't hold your breath, I could be swayed away by the many waves this sea offers.
(Interpret this and derive a meaning for yourself anyhow you want, goodluck!)
Cheers!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 2:32pm On Apr 11, 2019
Taniaa:
no words for you, that escalated quickly
Hehehe!!
You a big girl, you can always do better.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 2:22pm On Apr 11, 2019
Taniaa:
huh?? lmao
Eww! That's so unromantic See why I called you a Philophobist Oya try something better, don't worry I'll try not to laugh
Romance / Re: Men Share Evil Ways Ladies Have Rejected Them On Twitter ( graphic photos ) by PaulAris: 2:00pm On Apr 11, 2019
vikkimimi:
A time will come ( or may never) when the male folks will stop killing themselves for what's in between a girl's legs...then and only then will i know that sense has fallen on humanity.
Then and only then??
So what then will fall on humanity when the female folks quit being illolgical creatures?
...
A time will come (or may never ever) when the female folks will stop using what's in-between their legs to get what they want. But rather use logic and what's embedded in their Brain to get their wants. Then and only then...
You know the rest, don't you

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 1:17pm On Apr 11, 2019
Taniaa:
Lol I don't have philophobia and no that wouldn't happen cause the probability of you seeing me is zero to none
Really?
...
Aww, someone is feeling intimidated by my sleek aura
But Tiana, you should know I can't risk my life and fame meeting up with people from a world of no laws.
For all I know you could be a serial killer, a stalker, a bomber... Even the thought of you being a granny cums to mind, hehe!
Loosen up, don't be too hard on yourself
Its a love life
Pets / Re: I Love My Dogs! by PaulAris: 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2019
jayned:

Since you asked, I should as well give an update. Hmmm it's day 61 of mating today. Everything seemed ok not until day 54 when I saw an almost black discharge from her vagina. called the vet bla bla bla. To cut the long story short, she started becoming less pregnant and I am afraid I have totally given up.

Meanwhile, I don't think they are pseudo pregnancies it's possible she has an infection or something. The issue is all the vet's here are paravets just doing trial and error.
Oh wow
This pregnancy is the immediate one after that time right?
[At bold]; I guess so too. A friend of mine as a dog with similar problem too
Tho she hasn't come on heat since the time she did not conceive, it was due on the first week of January.
I read on a thread of an infection called Brucellosis. A zoonotic bacteria. Its said to affect the reproductive system of dogs. You can look it up too
I'm gonna ask my friend if he feeds his dog diary products, especially on raw diet
Romance / Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don't Like. by PaulAris: 12:13pm On Apr 11, 2019
Taniaa:
Oh..in westlife's voice "a fragile ♥ was broken before....I don't think it could endure another pain..."
Oh so that's what she's afraid of huh
Now she's got Philophobia cause of a one-time heartbreak.
Well, I wouldn't promise you any different.
Most likely I'd break thy heart even harder, but... you'd know it was worth the shot
Romance / Re: How A Lady Took Revenge On Her Cheating Boyfriend (photos) by PaulAris: 11:26am On Apr 11, 2019
tydi:

I put away my past that I can't even give account of what happened yesterday.. the future is too big enough to look onto self.. peace
WISe Old Man
Romance / Re: How A Lady Took Revenge On Her Cheating Boyfriend (photos) by PaulAris: 11:16am On Apr 11, 2019
frozen70:
Men will always cheat

The ability of women to forgive and forget them is what matters
The heart isn't loyal, only the brain(mind) is.
The heart can fall for anyone at anytime
But simple logic wouldn't. If at all it does, it won't give in.
So since ladies are illogical creatures, to say they are loyal will be a false truth.
Women = Illogical
Illogical = Heart/Feelings
Heart/Feelings = Unloyal
Therefore,
Women = Unloyal creatures!

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