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UyaiIncomparabl:
Hmmm. Your story is soooo romantic it made me cry.

Wahht!? So you can cry?!!
Wow, I'm impressed.
Ok.. I've changed my mind(in your benefit), I've decided to marry you.
But, only if you propose romantic-cally this time.
I guess it won't be so hard, if you can identify with "romantic".
Then who knows, if I like, you could then put up our not-so-romantic-meeting on here.
But don't worry, the rest of the journey will be
...
Whoosh!!
I'm not even ready yet...

chiteny:
There are no proofs to your claim. No picture in your profile.
I also sell good perfumes. Even if you are ugly they will rush you.

Nigerians! Are they rushing you?!

anochuko01:
I'M SURE YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.....

When you use money to get a girl, you'd need money to keep the girl.
That much is pretty stamped.
Real women are attracted to success, not money (in the light of it). Yh, there's a difference.
Having MONEY doesn't necessary equate to SUCCESS.
Cheers!

henriettttta:
Honestly that's how I feel too
Like there was one cute guy chykin me last week
I told him I wasn't interested.
He looked like someone capable of breaking a girls heart

Uhh...
So now other guys gotta get turned down because of a past experience -you got from a failed relationship- that they know nothing bout'?
And they gotta endure the pain in getting seterotyped cause they got badboy glint and look like some love-peddler?
Lol, isn't that so sad.

Obainoneandonly:
there's an adage dat says "ITS D POWER OF THE GUN THAT MADE THE HUNTER TO BE ABLE TO EAT BUSH MEAT THAT FLIES". bro go and make money and all dis your ranting will b a tin of d past. I was once in Ur situation now am balling big

You are balling what??
If girls couldn't date you for who you are(before the money), then you should know its cause of the money.
So you ain't balling nothing!
Let the money slip away, and see them disappear.
P.S. Do not get me wrong, money is good.
You should get money for yourself, not for some chick(s) cause you want her(them) to notice you and stay with you.
Most of the girls you'd attract would be "Leeches".
Certainly not what you advice for the youngman.

MrBrownJay1:
As much as going down on a woman can be a very pleasurable experience (for both), it has to be a mutual desirable thing to do. So if you think that such act is against your religious beliefs then do NOT go against your religious belief to do it.

Also, there are ways to do it and you can't just go down and munch on a babe, like chopping on a mango. Ask your babe to teach you how to do it, where to lick, how fast/slow to lick her, what to do while liking her (caress/fingering etc)

Btw remember that you can't go down on everyone/anyone just like that.... if the babe is unclean/smelly or just a total stranger, stay away from her Coochie.

Hehe!
This is Nigeria, haven't seen anyone adhering to any Religious beliefs when it comes to sex
...
He should see lots of videos on Cunninglus.
You see most girls don't know what they want. Prolly due to their lack of experience in that aspect
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True, takes discipline to do that.

doveyla:
At this time are you not ashamed to be browsing this when even yahoo Boys are making money? How are you so deceived that it's to lick a part of a private part that inspires you this early hours of the morning. Even witches will be holding meeting right now concerning your life and they would not be discussing stewpid topics like this.

Bros, go and make money and ladies will moan and scream even at your kiss... Your sexual performance will only make you reign for few moments... But if you are wealthy you may reign for life. Channel your mind to better things this is the beginning of a new month....

Lol! You and I know this is crap right?
That's what "most girls" say until "you" drill all of his money and go spend it on some other guy who knows how to use his tongue/lips and c.o.c.k just right.
Am I missing something?
And girly, you should know this is ROMANCE, not BUSINESS section.
Give him the advice he wants, its the least you can do.

Its all for the money.
That's an indisputable fact!
No one gives a crap bout' love or facial beauty nowadays.

Affamefuna:
You are a very shallow minded and morally dead person!
Am surprised this is coming from a human being with a functional brain

I wouldn't be so sure..

Saffi:
First of all, he can’t send me out of ‘his’ house, I’m not so stupid to allow that. If you can use your brain then do it. I even thank God that I don’t live in Nigeria where the system is created to oppress women. I pray more women get out of that shhit hole and marry men who are based abroad for their documents. Second of all, if I cheat on my man and he finds out, my life will go on. I cannot sink it depression and kill myself because of one man when they’re billions of men in the world. LIFE MUST GO ON!!

LOL!
This girl seems to have a lot of eggs!

zeromeridian:
I have a friend that aborted her child because she does not know who owns the baby between her husband and her husband's co worker who is white man that's works in Bonny island

Women, one of the wonders of nature!

cococandy:
Nobody cares.

He should go find the ones he fathered with other women who are married to other men and take them abroad with him. Let those other men take their turns crying.

It’s the cycle of life. We are all polygamous in nature.

Dude, why you gotta be bitter?
In your "duty" to protect/fight for the female gender (no matter what), you spilled words that wasn't even neccessary/needed.
What has being polygamous gotta do with this ish?
You outrightly claim polygamy to be a gift from nature, but you'd start sobbing when we find it hard to trust you!
Crap!

imthealpha:
cool been expecting it
F.T.C oya where's my award oh

Are awards really given?

TissuePaper:
intriguing....how does he do the wee wee tho

Same way Theon and Varys and all other Eunochs do, I guess.
Here,
https://www.quora.com/How-do-Lord-Varys-and-Theon-Greyjoy-urinate
P.s. The write-up is a lil' sensitive, it might irritate you.
Your discretion is advised

TissuePaper:
gruesome i'd say

Ok, I just did a search on this and found out he was castrated, dude was made an Eunuch.
Tanks to the "barbaric institution of slavery", his genitals got mutilated, completely.
Yh, very gruesome-ly it is.
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2017/07/164747/game-of-thrones-missandei-grey-worm-sex-scene
...
And for those talking bout' Feminism and all, you should read this (the link).
Get enlightened!

oyetpel:
I know about the deviations from the book, but Ned was also killed in the book, same with Robb.

But was Jaime incapacitated in the book? Was Theon's c*ck cut in the books? Didn't Jorah continue to act as a subordinate to Dany? Was Dany not powerful and arrogant in the books?
Did Cersei became a Queen in the book? Was Grey worm's d*ck cut in the books?



These are some of the things i want to know.

Greyworm's c.o.c.k was cut off??

seunaj:
Hitler car sold out
Hitler telephone sold out
Hitler note for sale ...
Adolf Hitler in death had made more money for the Russian economy than Buhari could do in his entire regime

If you wanna diss anybody, get your facts right!

tintingz:
Sansa and Theon un-romantic and emotional bond is getting stronger, I think they will be a good couple.

Couple?
Well, its such a pity he's got nothing to consummate the affair.
So to leave us from wondering and cracking our heads on how, I pretty much guess death awaits one of them, if not both.
Sad!

Truth!
I thought it was even silly Nigerians doing the nonsense comparison not knowing it was silly Americans.
Disappointed!
Beyonce and MJ??
That's a whole lot of gap.
Just like comparing she and Elvis, an obvious insult right. Which no one can in a billion years to come.
But yet MJ was greater than Elvis.
Michael Jackson, the black-kid who was as popular as Coca-cola and Jesus.
I don't know bout' you, but that's one great feat.
Not even my Father knows who Beyonce is.
And every single person on this Earth has got an idea on who MJ is.
The difference is so clear.
Sorry B, I like you but damn, this is one of those silly comparisons. And you know that!

Auxigen:
They know that's what most people like... Did you watch the part where Cersie walked totally naked from the Red Keep to the Throne... Asin she was naked naked nothing cover her.. no half view.. Everything come out.
No there I fear GOT

True, but I keep on wondering why the scene between her and Euron wasn't shown
No doubt, she's one of the most influential actress on there

highcollide:
If the Chinese government censor this sex scene again ehn, the people of China will set their country on fire. Them no go like miss this one.

LOL!
Most people have anticipated seeing Arya do some love-scenes.
I thought Arya was a no relationship character, just like the Hound.
..,
(Spoiler) Heard she's gonna die though. Not sure how true that is yet

Foodforthought:
Not trying to be holier than thou but why does GOT portray 2 many sex scenes, even incest and women-degrading nudity? It does not really make it exciting!
I feel the show would still be compelling and exciting without the whole sex scenes

Nope, not really
There's a sought of excitement seeing your characters make out.
It is told that the reason for the many obscene scenes was to cause controversies and get lot more views and critique (this was very effective for the first season, I guess it still applies). It works perfectly

soberdrunk:
Issa lie!!! Small Arya sef has started collecting......

The fact that she got nude got me.
I don't know why my mind keeps on seeing as child abuse though

OboOlora:


I agree with her. Some of those guys would just lay the big thing in U like they are trying to park a a plane at a carpark

You sure its not more than wide enough to receive it?

LMAO! Couldn't stop laughing.
So cause of this slight issue(which is not an issue), you now wrote a lengthy post including things she has done so that what, we'll tell you she's adamant and not a good wife material??
Somethings are not to be looked upon or brooded on, she wanted you to assist her, what's the ish in that?
You want a relationship, then make it work.
You're now considering break-up? Lol
You're 30, act like it!

Warship:
Mansa Musa of Mali's wealth came from free gold found in his empire and not out of business ingenuity.

Is the topic about business?
Mansa Musa is the wealthiest man that ever walked the face of Africa!
Undisputed!

Signs and Wonders!

Nwaikuku2:
Still looted by upcoming looters...seriously we need call back Britain to colonise us again.

Bullshit!

Bullsh!t!!
That's one insecure and low self-esteem man speaking.
You're even generalising it untop again.
Why would your Wife's success intimidate you?
So if she get's an offer of a job that pays higher than yours, you'd tell her to decline?
Or if her business is booming than yours, you'd tell her to close down and run small-scale?
"A successful woman can never submit to man she's with" ...LOL!
Well make her an Housewife then.
But don't come shouting that the bills are too much and she aint helping.
Crap!

Frances95:
Is this normal or something else is involved.
Please ur advises is really needed

[At bold]; I do not know if there's a medical term and I'm not gonna bother myself researching bout' it.
I just know they all get that climax, multiply!
And I wanna believe you not circumcised, cause that might be why
...
For you, "Experiment" is the word.
Learn what stimulates you to a point where your body shudders and vibrates beyond control, that's a point of heavenly pleasure.
So don't deceive yourself by faking it(as someone advised). Just learn what takes you to that climax by experimenting on your self and then teach him how to do that on you.
Wahlah! You both got yourselves an happy sex-life.
And hey, you do know sex is a mind-thing. Of psychology, if you don't picture yourself desiring to cum from the pleasure you're getting, then it'll never let you.
Just hope you not the type that chews gum or goes reading/chatting during sex.

teacherbim:
Hmm

Hi Bim,
How are you?
I anticipated your reply, but since none came, I then thought you had found what you needed, be it an advice, a solution or just someone to talk to bout' it.
Cheers!

mekaboy:
God was looking at competent and credible people like moghalu, hoping that you would vote him for a better Nigeria, but you chose incompetence to lead you. God gave u choices and you have to feed from the result.

Hahaha!!
Really?