₦airaland Forum

Nairalandmentor:
So as you fine reach like this he still cheats on you. WTF do men want sef?

The WORLD! brotha
Everything in this world.
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The most beautiful of women are the ones cheated on the most. Thought you should know

Taniaa:
Judging by how much you've been pro-love so far

Uhh... I was referring to the other part actually
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[Bold]; PaulAris is an abstract figure.
Most of the things I write on here are fantasies, but not mine tho

victorian:
My dear Beyonce with the perfect body and butt was cheated on by her husband. Khloe kardashian, the fitness guru, with her perfect body, pouting lips, intelligent brains was cheated on by her baby daddy. He slept with one of their family friends.. I can go on and on.

Sorry, but uhm... Did I read this right??!

Taniaa:
Haha my ♥ is fragile. you seem like a hopeless romantic

And why is that?

LordReed:
Two new things now exist. The Lordreed mind looks down at the johnydon22 body and instantly recognises that this is not the body of my memories ergo I am not me anymore. This segues into the problem of identity, what now does the Lordreed mind in the johnydon22 body call himself? He obviously can't go to my wife and say hey it's me your husband, she will not recognise him. Neither will our now advanced biometric identification systems recognise him as Lordreed. He has functionally become a new person.

Makes me remember the movies Source Code(Jake Gyllenhaal) and Criminal(Ryan Reynold).
Intellectually captivating they are.
These questions flying on here, you'd find answered in there.
Cheers! anyways

Sunnyshinylight:
A man sitting on a plantain leaves

MikeBetty:
He Must Be An Edo Boy, That Is How They Roll. A Leaf Of That Plantain Can Take Him To Many Countries. If U Know You Know.

Uhm...
That's clearly a result of graphics. Either on Photoshop or Coreldraw.
Look closely at the outline of the man, there were mistakes made when he was being cropped, slightly noticeable.

Forgive me,
I need not even read any of those word.
You really think someone is gonna click that?
Post everything here and get your reputation. And stop playing games.
We too old for that!

I did/do not need to.
I just added it to my list of names. And I'm known with it.
No fantasy needed!

CuddleBunnys:
Wrong we're not the same person. Operating two accounts would be an hassle, there's loads of similar monikers on here and im barely active

June 03, 2017. That's the day both the accounts were created
And both the monickers made comments side by side on the thread you mentioned me. One online, and the other not
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Well what's my own, just thought it was very obvious
Cheers!

Taniaa:
Hehe doubt I'd be "falling" anytime soon
this meme below says it all

Nah! It could say it all, but its not all it says
The rest of it wasn't added
Thus, you eventually let the love in, just to see what he's made up but then you saw what you've been missing out on for so damn long. And you fell, and y'all lived happily ever after. La fin
You see, its still the same happy ending
Don't smoosh that life out of yours
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I wonder why she's afraid tho

zexy2030:
what can make sex that awesome that she can't get same elsewhere?

Good question But hey, its not just she You got a woman? ... By the way, what do you really mean when you say elsewhere

Taniaa:
lol never been with a guy with huge beards, that's why I said im indifferent and if I do date/marry a dude with beards won't be cause of his hairy face

Hmm...
That hairy face is a charm, girl!
You should try it out
And hey, don't worry I'll be here to give you the shoulder you'd cry on when you start telling me the tales on how you could not help yourself from falling-

teacherbim:
Hello I love your mature response, I'm going thru something similar now which I don't like but I'm enjoying it, I cant resist him. I need someone to talk to about it but I'm afraid, pls if you don't mind, I'm ready to say everything to u. I can send my whatsapp line

Haha!
Aww, that's so sweet,
we both happy
Me: I'm happy he knows how to wield
You: You're happy cause you love the feeling, makes you feel real and womanly.
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But then, that thinking(can't be feeling) that its so wrong makes it hurt
There you are, having found that wealth that most women crave for. I mean some women kill, spend, hurt, cheat just to feel and experience it, if not everytime.
But you then got it, on a platter of what?
So what is at stake?
Why does your mind feel its wrong?
Cause I fully understand why you still go ahead even when you know the consequences reality gives you.
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I actually wrote that post to intellectualy awaken these guys o
Its awesome how you tapped from the blessing

Taniaa:
TBH i'm indifferent

Haha!
Neutrality??
C'mon girl! Really?
Imagine this,
So you meet a guy with a huge Osama(neatly groomed, as usual). And later on you fell-in-love with him. And both of y'all lived happily ever after. La fin
So tell, the beards didn't have an effect in you falling in love?
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P.s. My fantasy-writing skills aren't extraordinary, at least not yet
So endoy

jayned:
it's day 76 or so today and I don't think we will be having any puppies. Ira's blood test came in and her PCV is 35%. When I heard PCV initially, I thought the doc was referring to my PVC before treatment and I was like ' PVC even in the vet clinic?'. Anyway PCV means Packed cell volume.

There are many causes of low PCV (please google up) and I cant pin point why my dog has/had it. Anyway, I want to get a second opinion cos the vet looked over ambitious. It's all about the money for him, it seems.

Ira is pretty fine. Still hyper active. No discharge, shedding heavily.

Hi Jayned,
Has Ira given birth after this Pseudo pregnancy?

Lovely dogs you've got, by the way

Taniaa:
beard gang spotted

Don't tell me you feel the same way too

Nanatrendy:
awwww you'll soon meet someone who will put your broken heart together

They hope not

tritritri:
My brother , I will repeat only your dad knws why he prefer to have told her dan you or the first born male. in most similar situation i've seen , this stage is just the beginning of trouble. After burial be ready for real war, except ur rich enuf to take ur mom away from there. step mom greeting issue to house sharing wahala / after dat then his son is doing well more dan mine wahala , after dat pastor or alfar told me the other wife is a witch wahala...U never see anything.

It is very unlikely the father willingly put her as the heir
He put the firstborn(which is the obvious tradition) at the time he was in a healthy state. But later changed it to the daughter after he got sick
It just doesn't make sense right. There is something the OP doesn't know about. Possibly a threat or something
I hope this threat(if at all there is) isn't as a result of the Father's sickness and demise.
Well, what do I know about issues as disturbing as this

Sex game?
Hahaha!!
That's amusing.
So for the umpteenth time, a lady attests to the Power the Jrod as over her, the great manipulations it does.
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Good sex controls the body through orgasms, the prime of emotions.
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Her mind knows what she's doing isn't right but she can't help it, her body can't resist.
So factly, the mind isn't the greatest "controller" of the body, something else is.
And y'all can pretty well guess that already
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Master your game people(Guys). If not for the fun of it, then for the power!
Life is sure good!

HARDDON:
y

Hey brah! You this... too?

CuddleBunnys:
she's right

She's not actually, you both aren't
Y'all make it seem like its most of us with the Osama that's wayy unhygienic. Like we groom the bacterias
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On the sideline:
How do you manage two accounts, Bunny and Bear.
What's the point of having two monickers obviously linked to one person. Doesn't that blow the cover?

Biglittlelois:
A meeeehhhhh created this thread

Obviously
She sure needs multiple advice

Hey Gaspardd,
Don't get yourself worked up brotha
No big issue here.
Don't resonate on what's not there
You yourself will be the one to spoil things.
She likes you, so just relax.
Its actually your ego that's making you act all tensed
So I actually wouldn't blame, cause we all have that ego thing.
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What you should do right now is focus on the present with the future in mind. Leave the past alone
Walk into the office the next morning and ooze the aura of a MAN who knows what's good
Just cause she paid for dinner doesn't make her the winner(pun intended). It doesn't make you a boy as long as you don't make yourself one
When ever y'all are preaching, don't let the memory of she paying come in. In fact do not give her respect for that
As far as we're concerned, you were in charge for the outing and it stayed that way
Go drink some juice you'd be fine
P.s. We've all heard lots of advice against office and co-workers relationship right
You prolly shoud adhere
All the same, smack it like you should brah
Cheers!

Dear Past, I know I never seemed significant in that little room that is your mind
You squeezed my heart and dripped out every joy and happiness in it
You the reason I am who I am, an inhumane.
You decorated the abyss of my heart with pain and torture. Now I can't help preaching that gospel to all other fellows I come within.
Even though, I thought you was my world
But nah, your actions kept disagreeing
Even though you broke my heart multiple times, even though you cut my heart into multiple slice. I still wish we was together, then.
But now I wish what was wasn't.
So I wish you fruitfulness in all the heart breaks you'd get
Maybe then, you'd be tortured with the memory of my significance, not the one you placed me in
A Misogynist like me...

LisaAnne:
Hairy armpit. Stinking boxers.

Lol! She says stinking boxers?! So how'd your nose get over there? You don't get down on the first date do you

MiaB:
Huge beards. Bacteria nest

Really? That's what you think huh

Toseenlove:
If by chance u have Issues with these particular tribe and u are being threatened u will be dealt with. Pray and don't move around In any form of transportation system for the main time. If possible lock yourself Indoors. I think they are obsessed with this mode of operation. I know exactly what I'm saying.

Hmm...
Is that so?

When the Edo sky is as busy as Oshodi market
Then you know the enemies are diligently at work!

Holywizard:
Nothing like religious blindness. The situation here is simple. Bro, can u marry that kind of girl with 8 piercings?

Yh, its a made up sh!t
But it describes your view of this anyway.
I did not call you that because you insulted her
But cause you outrightly entwine the guys actions to Christianity
I mean after he has meddled around in sin and dumped the girl, you then use Christianity to back up his wicked decisions
How blind can that be?
Would you have said the same if it was the guy it happened to?
Lets be tactful! in what we preach
Cheers!

You got some balls mahn!
So you leaving her for...? Unto the next one right? The one that's faithful and has got the finest wife materials shey?
So then this two will be the exes you can flip with anytime huh
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P.s. This shit ain't kharma!
She might have been doing that with her ex even before you started doing yours.
You ever thought maybe she knew bout' you and your ex?
The funny re-scheduling and impromptu travelling will be/is suspicious don't you think?

Most girls aren't too money inclined yunno
That's just what you see cause that's what you've got to give
If its money you bringing to the table, sure why won't she tag you as a financial source.
And what will be "spectacular" thing will she then offer you? Your monicker?
As for me, I bring something else to the table. That's why guys like me aren't seen as the maga/mugu material
P.s. PUSSYHOE, you sure sound like you've gotten your fair share, maybe more than
Just learn the ropes, and they'll fluck you easily
Na smallz!

IAmSkinny:
If you are going to call me "Skinny", be decent and punctuate proper. Rude people everywhere.

Alright then, Skinny!
That should be way better, I believe.
Old and kill-joy people everywhere!