SmellingAnus:
Heaven knows I must try them ... Who knows I may end up saying I do with the first one I try...

Nigga puleez...

Breakingfamous:
A video of a man and a lady dancing in 'crazy' manner that appears as if he is 'raping' the lady has gone viral.

The crazy dance has got people blasting the two for engaging in such a dance.

Some blasted the lady for allowing the man to dance on her like that...

An Instagram user, Offyblog, slammed the lady, saying:

"Nawa oo...some girls i wonder how they behave after they will start visiting all the churches in the whole for husband."

Watch the video below and see more reactions after the cut....

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/04/man-and-lady-do-crazy-scary-dance.html

You call it Crazy, I call it Creative

edimolu:
I love waist chains but detest waist beads

Hehe!
They both are the same to me
Any funny thing attached to the waist or leg, all join, na still fetish!

IAmSkinny:
I don't like beads, I prefer pure water.

Not beads of perspiration, skinny!

Amakavula:
Nairaland guys how do you feel about ladies on waist beads? are they cool, tacky , sexy , or diabolical ? Share your thoughts:



I like waist beads --- as a fashion item and I am no prostitute ( a good christian with a pharmaceutical degree) Even our old mothers wore them as fashion. So where is this sentiment coming from?

So you're dating a lady, and wants to have sex with her, but you find she wears waist beads given to her by her family or even for fashion, will you go ahead ?

First thing that comes to my mind when I see one is Fetish!
Yh, my society helped embed that into my member
And also, the kind of ladies have seen it on
Not descent, not responsible and also not show-able
I see them more as objects of pleasure, adorning themselves to look more enticing and slutty. Even those ones that put leg-chains too
Xoxo irritating and unattractive (to me)
So I don't blame the mindset of them being diabolical, they truly might be
Shit ain't roses!

abercrombie:

am in a confused situation right now,last monday which was April 1st, i decide to play some pranks on my girlfriend and i text her this
''Hello Madam, i think have heard enough of you, i don't think you are the right person for me, please it OK we have come this far, please don't call my line again.. thanks''
after series of missed calls, i decide to call back later in the evening, and she's swear i spoiled her mood for that day, and i started laughing saying it only a joke i decide to play some pranks on her but she won't have any of it, worst she refused to come back home,so i decide to lock up because i don beg tire

When prank goes wrong.
She prolly could be fooling you, just to teach you a lesson
She's got pride right
Brah! you getting April Fooled
No stress still, she'll come back when she's had fun of seeing you beg and beg
So give-a-less fvck, roam and busy your mind with all those flowers in your hood
She'll come to her senses when she sees whatsup!

blissgregory:
It could be

All of em'? Or the lucky ones?

Holywizard:
From her personal description...she's a wayward and a loose dog. Imagine piercings and tattoos. What if the guy is from a strong Christian background?

Nigga really?!
You and your religious-blindness!

ogawisdom:


Happiness does not depend on anything but your will power, it's just a choice. whether u are sexually satisfied or eat onces a day you can still choose to be happy. Your understanding of happiness is shallow.

Ok
I could give a lecture (to you) on this and clarify my words when I do that, but I ain't got that time.
...
Thank you for your opinion though
Cheers!

lacapine:
How best do I handle this situation.

Yh, teenagers love to explore, however stubborn will be. Their zeal and inquisitiveness takes the better of them.
From this version of the story, she hasn't known the pleasures of sex yet so I believe it'll be easier to handle the situation as it is.
The reason why most teenagers especially girls do the relationship(boyfriend) is to fill up their emotional bank, to be loved and to be cared for. So when they don't find enough of this in the home, they go out to look for it
And believe me, it costs them but they don't know until its too late
So I guess you know the decision to make by now. And lemme add, beating her cause of that boyfriend thing won't change her one bit.
Words, advice and guidance does wonders especially with love.
But do know this, a child that doesn't wanna change will never change
Cheers!
But all in all, this boyfriend thingy is not that big of a deal na. Its something that we unnecessarily sweat and pant about

2shure:
Ladipo things Fenders replacement Doors replacement Grille Bonet Bumper Etc Lah la la Ladipo

Hehehe!! Odo market

TourismMan:


It's very wrong getting married based on that biblical quote. I'm not a subscriber to that.

Yh, misinterpreted it.
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SteveOfu,
If the man is jobless but got sources of income prolly through multiple investments in different scales of business, he can.
But if he ain't got nothing, and he's quoting that Bible verse to back up his delusion, then he should not tread that lane
He shouldn't even have the thought of getting a girlfriend yet!

raptex:
Yeah

Cool! That makes it more fun then

raptex:
If you were in the position to choose whether to be born or not, would you have chosen to be born?

Does it come with an added benefit of being able to predict the future?

raptex:
I saw more active people in the romance section. If I can't get enough replies here, I don't think I'll get enough there either.

Lol!
Its not about the number of the people, its the maturity
You'd agree that more mature peeps visit the Family section more than this section
And this is a thought-provoking question, only few of us hit that on here.
As long as its not bout' romance whatever, most of us(romancelander) skip
Hehehe!!

raptex:
If you were in the position to choose whether to be born or not, would you have chosen to be born?

Lol!
You'd get better replies on the Family section yunno

Hi Sandrayeo,
To your first question: You ever asked him why? Like plainly why!
Why he made you feel used?
Cause in as much as we all drop our different opinion on why he did that, you still gotta find out the truth from him.
Men don't just do things, there's gotta be a reason why he did such stupid thing to you
I mean you guys were friends right before dating. So he must have known bout' your past and the things you went through
So for him that has known you a long time do that?
He must have reasons! Stupid maybe
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2nd Question: Don't bother bout impressing any man or looking for a man.
Make yourself happy
You got a child even though it didn't go as you planned. But you no longer bothered bout that "ovarian failure crap"
This is a time for you to move, don't brood on nobody or mistakes you've made
What's done is done!
So right now, I want you to leave for yourself and your child
I'd even advice for you not go on dates for a while cause you'd terribly hurt yourself. You'd want to fill that emotional void wi

Grace001:



Bro... I’m still surprise how come you didn’t notice from his write up that it was a sarcasm. Oya go and read it again, this time read in between the line, you will understand his write up is a sarcasm just to mock the Christians.

I can’t stop laughing that guy is a badt guy.

Lol!
And I guessed o, but shook it off
Atheism in disguise
Hehehe!!

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against this Diocesan Priest as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

O gbeni! what are you saying, make you sef no go blaspheme
Yh I respect you're tryna be your brothers keeper, so am I but you saying it could be the decision of God is totally uncalled and very insultive. More like blasphemy
You seem to refer to the deeds of God in the Old Testament. But I believe you know fully well that Jesus came to change those things.
What this Priest did is simply Fornication, indulged by his flesh not spirit.
We shouldn't judge, that I know but don't use what you said as an excuse to redeem those Priests in your eyes or anybody's.
Cheers!

As long as he can keep up with that, then I see no prob

bukatyne:
I am of the opinion that it is the husband's duty to make the wife happy ditto the wife. If I wanted to make myself happy, I would remain single.

@OP: Very unfortunate as you would have a hard marriage however not a basis for divorce or separation.

Duty??
When you say duty, you make it seem like its the purpose of Man coming to earth or like its a punishment for him marrying the wife instead of a benefit

GrossPrice:

I doubt you thought about this deeply.

Lol! Well she could have a good reason why she said that, we'd just have to find out

Guest007:

Haven't you seen people who just don't make each other happy. They could have everything but they are not happy what can you do for such a person? Is it your fault they're not happy?

Now if she said your D size doesn't make her happy. What do you do? He says after all these years, and this family, he isn't happy.

Yh, I have seen and I know the causes
Waitt.. why are you even asking me what to do?!
But if you asked to know what I'd do if I married a lady like that(maybe you): I'll find the cause of the unhappiness but I won't deal with it(them) as it is(are).
Like I said before , why not deal with all the problems all together than wasting time doing one by one
...
Did I ever mention size?
So you attribute poor sex performance to the size of the Cock?
For you Poor sex=Lil' Cock?
I just hope I understood you wrongly in this last part cause I'll just...
...
[At Underline]; I'm good at explaining what I'm used to but I think I can imagine this, lol

Guest007:


Sounds like a misunderstanding somewhere. Why not call it what it is *unsatisfactory sex life* it's not happiness, it's something that can be worked on

I think people are using the wrong word here! Instead of using the word happiness, state what is the issues and deal with the issue.

Dude! you shifting from the point
Who's this?
Is this the same person cause you sound more lost
You know what, where are you cause ammah come get you from that wilderness. (How do you see my sarcasm, I'm working on my Pun intuition)
...
So,
[At bold]; Oh puleez! Give a woman a good sex continously, she's gonna be happy always
You ever given a girl multiple orgasms and she's depressed or unhappy?
Don't you know there's an happyness inducing hormone secreted during orgasms?
Aren't you a girl-lady??
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[At Underline]; It doesn't work that way, not for me maybe
Stating issues and dealing with it one by one is wastage of time girly!
Why not deal with it all together?

Firstorderwizard:
Part of my 2019 resolution is to marry by the 2nd quarter of the year but I keep seeing reasons why I'm not ready yet.
Please advice

Cool!
Well, this is morethan a century old advice, extremely valuable
...
Draw a table and demercate, one side for the things you need to accomplish before marriage whether a car, job, house etc
Then nex part, list out how you'll get them done with. While putting a time frame to it.
Simple!
Its like delegating schedules
Do this every freaking day
And hey, read books on Power and Management
They gonna boost your mind, and if you're serious, you gonna be expecting your first child in marriage before the end of next year.
This is just to let you know how powerful your mindset and management are.
p.s. You can start with Motivational books just to build your esteem cause you sure need to be high on it
..
I don't read motivation books though
Don't get me wrong, they are good genres but I don't need them
I'm the Machiavelli
Cheers!

Sweetilicious (whoosh! what a name),
In matters of Family, one as to think deeply and well before making a decision
Outline the benefits and the not
The pros and cons
The advantages and dis-
The history and predicting of the future.
But no matter what decision he decides to take or the advice he decides listen to, he shouldn't marry her so no paying of any dowry crap or whatever
Better not to go ahead with the wedding than to have a nonsense and broken marriage, you would agree.
Now from your lil' writeup, it happened to be the woman is only good at causing negatives;
Abandoned the Child for multiple years
Came, took the Child without the consent of the Father
Asking for fees to settle hospital bills. I mean if she and her household can't pay hospital bills, then why did she come and carry him, just so she can use him to get money!

Signs are clear already, does he need to see rainbow or fireworks before he knows whats up?
...
Guys, this is one of the benefits of not using a Condom!
So ride on!!

yvelchstores:
But in all honesty no one is responsible for your happiness but you. Your spouse is not responsible for making you happy. Happiness is sole your responsibility! This is solid truth whether we women like it or not

I think you misunderstanding this
In as much as no one should be/is responsible for our happiness is true
We still owe our partner(s) a sense of responsibilty for that.
Its just to improve in a particular aspect right?
Ok lets take for example, your sex life.
If you had an husband who doesn't satisfy you sexually and you ask him for an improvement and he tells you he doesn't owe you one bit of happiness(like you claim is the truth).
What do you then, do you say to yourself "Oh yh he's right, I'm solely responsible for my happiness." You then go to use a Love Machine or a preferably find someone who can satisfy you??
Is that it?
Or you acknowledge the fact that you guys owe eachother benefits and responsibilities.
Imperfect people working towards...

pandv:
If your partners says he doesn't owe you happiness after you demand for improvement in some areas in the relationship, will you still remain in the marriage or relationship?

Lol me wey no dey advocate for divorce
I think I'll have to think twice before extending our marriage

1realBobby:
wow! I honestly think he should get a divorce... But let him forget about the other lady... It's too early.. he needs some time to clear his head and make the right decisions

Divorce?? oh puleez c'mon.
Don't make it common over here too

You're not blaming marriage are you?
Blame the student not the school/institution!
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About your friend,
I'm seriously wondering what class of man is that?
Really, what kind of simple nature is that?
Now he wants to indulge a lady in divorcing her husband so they can what, marry and live happily ever after?
LMAO, what makes me laugh more is the lady thinking she's gonna have children when she tries out marriage with him
...
Now let's be serious,
He hasn't been able to live well with his wife in a Naija society, he now wants to go abroad(a western world I believe) to live and enjoy in a society where divorce is as common as sand
He truly needs advice!
Bring him on Nairaland here, there are many threads our Alpha brothers have opened teaching men how to collect and guard their balls
Cause he sure his balless, prolly his wife and her sister are using it to play ping-pong on a table of "sweet-marriage"
They all need counselling, even the lady that's planning to drop her husband like a bomb
Wonders and Man!

Do what your intuition tells you to, it won't fail you
Then discuss your ideas and plans with your siblings, and also putting in mind what your mother would have wanted. Whether their(your Uncles) presence will be of significance or not
If at all you and siblings can settle all of the expences her burial require on the scale you're planning, then don't ask for(I'm sure you won't) or accept funds from your Uncles who didn't honour her when she was still alive.
Collecting money from them would only add to their vile ego and they would use that as an opportunity to find an opening to you guys.
So you could just let them come witness their sister's burial, I mean its their right after all(a stupid right if you ask me).
So basically just do your agreement with your loved ones and hearken to your intuitions, God is with you.
Stay comforted! in Jesus name.

Godsgal:

OK. The child would do. so how can i get it. where do i locate u.

Uhmm... Ok
We in Lagos.
I think I put my WhatsApp-abled number on that thread, so if you wanna get through
...
So I'll update the thread in short while, I mean, before the year runs out of days.
Cheers!