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ContractKiller:
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Bro how I got get this gif?

potbelly:
After it swallowed the antelope... its weight becomes more making it difficult to move.. it stays in one spot for several hours for the prey to digest... I believe it was found in this state hence it was quite easy to kill...

Imagine the massive size it will gain in the coming weeks had it successfully digested a whole antelope that could satisfactorily feed 5humans!

ogbonti:
as long as you think i am a broke azz like you makes you feel happy, am cool with it

Gbenu rirun e sohun!

worldbest101:
Thanks do you have one??

No, and I wouldn't think anyone who buys this has one either.

ogbonti:
guy shorrop - u neva touch bah - u de come yan opt

when you touch correct bah - na different spirit dey move u - hmmmmm

the first time i saw 100k USD of my own money - resting in my savings account - i no see sleep for 3 days - FACT!

but with time you get use to it and start getting prudent with much financial education and self control- it is not easy, i must confess.

Who dash monkey(you) banana?

9benz:
Now i undestand the igbo adage that says"anaghi eji akpata atufuo aba ogaranya" - meaning that you cant get rich or even survive with "extravagant" spending. No! both cant work together.

And me I wan go use my last savings go buy 3M car.

Choi! Shey I no dey stvpid so

slex:
Yes it can .

07 the same as 08 so anyone you choose its fine.

PS:: Not a uniform price poo and maybe not the full option as well. But 3m can get you a c300..A little extra, you may get something fantastic.

Sorry what does the full option come with. And how much extra to be specific will get me something fantastic.

In a nutshell, how much in total will get me a very solid 08 c300. Maybe I should start from there...

PS- you mean the 07 & 08 are the same?

staneless:
A friend of mine bought her clean title 2006 corolla from a US based car dealer. The money she spent in total in bringing her car to abj was little above 1.8m. Nothing like "they don't come cheap", pls...most car dealers are greedy. Besides, these cars are like pure water in USA

Thank you my brother.

promotervickky:
I am very unhappy with them.

I checked out a lot of Camry 2012/2013 VIN today, all of them where salvaged cars with 97% percent of them having substantial damages..

A lot of dead cars are in Nigeria refurbished and selling for an high price, don't fall a prey, always check your ViN.

Shebi na una wan drive Camry. Benz dey there dey chill, una sey na Toyota tikpatikpa

LordTerix:
In my experience, this is NOT true!

I have inspected more than 45 cars in the last 3 months.

The first thing I tell the dealer is that[b] I want a vehicle with a clean title. [/b]

All the dealers, without any exception, say they have clean titles, that they don't do accidented or flood stuff etc.

And boy, were they convincing till I ran the VINs - that is when you begin to hear shameless stories such as 'we removed the front bumper and mirrors from the vehicle in the US and declared it as accidented to reduce clearing costs' etc.

Nigerian car dealers are a shameless lot and will do everything in their power to scam the uninformed.

Then again, there's the issue of mileage roll back! Gosh, these folks will not make heaven!!

At a car stand on one of my car hunting trips, I met two women who could not tell an alternator from a condenser trying to buy a foreign used corolla.

I shook my head silently as they were led to the slaughter slab

I knew, instinctively that in less than 6 months, it will climax in tears for them!

Naija car dealers, I repeat, will not see the face of the Lord!!

Bros you harsh meen

Abeg how far, you fit tell me the price wey I fit get clean title Mercedes Benz c300 2008 model.

Thanks bros...

worldbest101:
Still available. Reasonable offers please.

The car really looks distressed

slex:
You could get anyone if but the sports (looks cooler) than the luxury ..

Okay. So 3M will get me a confirm 2008 toks right my chief?

joshuaidibia:
Don't change. Not all Americans are Racist. Not all African Americans hate African immigrants bro. But it hurts if you get me, seeing your fellow black hating on you. What I tell anyone planning on going to USA is that if they're not prepared for any racial discrimination then they're shouldn't. But please, don't change your plans. Opportunities yakpa for there. Successful bro

Bro I'm not ready for any racial discrimination. White go do their own, even black go do their own too. Double Discrimination.

I rather go to the UK where only whites might discriminate. Peace.

Roozzaay:
It's pretty cool in Aussie from my findings but i don't think they accept Practitioners (Medical) from another country except you're coming in from the US, plus the weather is pretty harsh for someone coming Africa for the first time. Try US for some time then you can process Aussie as it's more safer there.

Are you also a Medic? From my findings I heard Aussie is pretty easy to enter oh. Only that the exam is tedious, but once you pass it, easy job. Unlike UK & US that's getting pretty funny nowadays...

slex:
Hi sir , the c300 is an excellent car, styling and design ,very good .

Just keep your routine for serving and you are good to go.
For 3m , you can get a good one. You can go for the sports instead of the luxury .. No difference in performance just the suspension and rim size .

Hmm, I just really hope so, cos another reputable cardealer just like you, called kakakibuy said somewhere that 3M is what will only land it in Naija and the dude will have to clear it with Customs himself.

Just confused right now meen...and why do you advice the Sports to the Luxury please?

Thanks so much once more for your previous response. I really appreciate it

joshuaidibia:
U.S f**king A. Tennessee

Choi! Make I begin change plans abeg.

Byebye to USA.

slex:
This post is just to appreciate you Mr Emmanuel , You are a client turned friend . I am.blesaed to have met you sir .

He didnt ask for much, unlike some guys who will ask for boots ,vin,custom, even date of birth .

He saw the car, came and inspected.

Now sold with his plates ready and all documents for his new ride.

You are a client every business man prays to meet straight forward and knows what he wants.

Gracias for the trust . Your Xmas Hamper is more than sure.

Cc :

Stupidity (although you've deactivated )

Lessons learnt..

Never ever underestimate online NL monikers . So many wealthy people here just Catching fun. I have met a few. Not that this is the first sale I'm making , just glad to have met you Sir.

You seem to be a Specialist in Benz sales.

Please do you think I can get a solid tokunbo Mercedes Benz C300 2008 model for 3Million naira, without buying myself a headache?

I'll really appreciate your candid, honest and unbiased response please, as I'm putting my whole life savings into this.

Thanks...

Toks2008:
Why?

You dont have to drop U.S. Just go there and mind your business, avoid the cops and be legit in all you do then pray you dont obstruct a moving bullet.

Guy I'll drop them. No energy for all this brouhaha. How many crazy people wake up to spray unarmed citizens with bullet for absolutely no cause?
Look, I've dropped them. Shikena...

salford1:
British police are light years ahead of American cops. You only see British cops carrying guns at ports of entry into Britain or maybe there was an emergency callout about an ongoing crime where weapons/firearms are present.
But then again, the UK has strong gun laws, so this makes their jobs easier. What they usually have is a baton and taser.

Hmmm, thanks meen. I think I'll drop US for now then...

Roozzaay:
It's quite different in the UK and Australia when it comes to policing. Meanwhile you wouldn't ran into trouble in USA as a practicing professional unlike people going there just to "Hustle". However i think UK values Medical Practitioners more than the US

Hmmm, what of Aussie?

joshuaidibia:
I stopped giving a Bleep about those blacks there when one of them spit on me and called me African booty scratcher. If them fit hate their fellow blacks then why are they crying wolf whenever the white does the same to them. RIP to the young man though, no one deserves to die that way unjustly.

Was this the USA or the UK?

Roozzaay:
The protest won't change anything and the murderers are going to walk free as usual. Then they would kill more people of colour over and over again.
America has the worst policing system in the world followed by India

What you stated here is really scaring the shii outta me oh.
Me wey I dey plan go practice asa doctor in the USA.
Please what of the UK, do they have standard policing system there? Or can you suggest a country that does. Like Australia?

phelonrays:
What's all about Arewa recently

Please be guided Mr @BBQ,it's a question, if you don't have the Answer you can joyously move on, it's not every body here that would stoop that low to engage a silly diatribe like you on banters , definitely not me....

See as dem just relegate Oodua muslims to the background, like sey no be the same Allah dem dey worship

Na wa oh!

Positivechick:
I broke up with my boyfriend today,

I met him while I was serving, he was nice and the only friend I had, I served in a village. While we were serving he doesn’t give me much, I practically kinda fed him cause he was always in my place. He had a roommate and I didn’t. Before he gives me any money we always had issues, not like he doesn’t hv to give. He just doesn’t want to. I don’t even ask for much.

After service we continued dating, he had no job so I told him to get a teaching job he said never ever, he rather follow he’s friends up and down , I kept quite watching what his plans maybe, I hv never asked him for a dim since we finished service mid last year, got a teaching job so taking care of myself.

My birthday would be coming up, his just passed, I told him that I would be expecting some cash on my birthday. We talked today and he’s telling me he spent all he’s money for he’s birthday, that if money comes he will send but right now he has no money, placing me on the probability table, so I said u couldn’t keep the one u would send me, he said people were buying drinks and buying drinks and he couldn’t tell them to stop. Am like are u serious ? I had to remind him that my birthday is few days away and he started saying he won’t be able to send anything. I told him without him doing the needful that there is no us.

Am tired, he has no vision, No focus , no aim , he depends on his friends and it's annoying. I think about he’s future more than he does , he’s always in the present. He’s making me feel like a bad person that he would make it. I hope he makes it but the relationship is so draining and I am 100% faithful to someone with no sense of reasoning. He’s Saying I am dating someone that’s why I want to leave him. He isn’t even addressing the issue we hv on ground .

Thoughts??

The fastest way a lady can make me take off is to start yapping birthday after we just met. I mean isn't that shii already played out?

Met a girl strictly for straffs one day and the next tin after one round na: "her birthday ma next week oh!" I just said "eheen" "that's cool" "we go celebrate am oh". After morning reach, I just chook 1,500 for her hand waka jeje comot.

Ladies and birthdays, very vain and childish specie. Na like korofo dey dia head.

No wonder someone said- ladies never mature, they just grow old...

Abudu2000:
Most people actually think gboiz dey nairaland, them think say gboiz dey view their topics and quotes, they think those insults wey them dey throw dey reach them but trust me some geez don't even know what is instablog. I saw a geez the other day, na multi millionaire, I dey ask am if him dey efcc or tundeednut or Nairaland, lol him response shock me. He ask me "na instablog or Nairaland want give me money" I was mute lol........ So if you are flattering yourself here trust me they have their own sites and blogs where they hangout. Period

Bros, pls hook me up with one of them. I really need the OT meen...

AntiMCU:
It favors in the long run if well managed. Forget that karma stuff.

Bro put your boy through meen...

Which format you they use make I put you through omo boy

Baba I no go mind oh!

Adebowhales:
How did you know about yahoo and how did you start your quest.

Bros you go put me through?

adesmarty:
contd...
The funny thing is that I have actually tutored a guy who started around March and was able to make 400$.
But me, my case is the opposite
Got to a point where I wanted to stop helping people with tips cause I thought they were out to mock me
Like why come to me when you know I never pick shi shirt

Guy abeg you go tutor me too?
I fit be the guy wey God go use give you your breakthrough.
Thanks and God bless.