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you can say whatever u like bt dnt forget dt the cane a man (jagaban) used to flog his first wife ( ambode) out of his ous is still waiting behind d door to be used on d second wife (sanwo)...
he who pays d piper detects d tone n ambode mistake was only trying to change d tune....so sanwo should trade with care

just too bad...e killed her under d influence of drugs abi? mk him take dt same drugs n do d time..

naija to d world...it seem all this our brothers in diaspora are slamming naija jamz back to back on thier playlist...
no wonder mr jurgen in Switzerland asked me dt oda day if Nigeria is the capital of Africa because its seems African music n culture is too dominated by naija..
Mk I do enter studio n sing for messi....weda dembele or ansu fati fit slam am....maybe I fit take dt small fame blow...I de cum.

better lamba

celebrate ur mothers the more....the blessing she would pour on you if far better than the awwwwwn those bitches would say after giving them expensive gifts..
its only on ur sick bed dt you would kno dt ur mum is d most important person in ur life bcox that love wey u carry for head go dey form busy for u.

only one zlatan in milan...still waiting for paris to replace the efil tower with zlatan statue...

player wey get sense go avoid Chelsea

better player but I think he would be perfectly suited in city or Liverpool because he is a ball playing defender

Indigbo:
They can't meet up the list

no need to start endless list...messi is better than him n if you need lists, u can check google..
cr7 started b4 leo bt leo currently av more individual awards, more trophies and more achievement than cr7, cr7 only av and edge in country football n dts all...
during an interview in spain last week, rakitic jokinly said dt he Is better than messi bcoz he had won wat leo can never win...when asked what?
he said he have won all trophies dt leo av won in club football bt he had also won d Europa league bt leo cnt win such...
does it mean he is better than messi??

All players have thier own strange records...mane once hold a record for fastest hatrick in epl n cr7 nevar dream of coming close doesnt mean mane is better...
lewa did 5 goals in 9 mins n not even cr7 n messi dreamt of scoring such in such a time frame doesn't mean dt lewa is better..
my point is dt messi have unlimited n endless records dt cr7 would ever meet or break n its meaningless listing all of DM here to prove a point bcoz messi is far ahead of cr7..
d key ones are...
1..messi is d only player DEAD OR ALIVE WITH 6 BALLON D OR AND D ONLY DT WON IT 4 TIMES IN A ROW
2..CR7 IS A GOAL MACHINE BT MESSI STILL HOLDS D MOST GOAL IN A SEASON WICH IS 91 GOALS....let ur goat do it if he tinks he's better..

k

needed money to work on my assignment n gat just 2k on me which I withdrew dt firday n was thinking how to manage d weekend when dis beautiful angel asked me why am thinking, I told her n she did some transfer to my aza just like dt..
leta asked abt her n I heard she is d only daughter of the hod of a department in my skul n this girl Is very nice n gives money very easily even without d broke me asking
am still inlove with her even after she says she isnt ready to date bcox its a sweet blessing aving a beautiful girl from dis current naija dt gvs a guy money with no strings attached..
I hear say na only 10 remain n i fit die to keep dis one..

because of the shallow ideology dt says "sex sells"...

very hard to. believe, abi d man don go drink aboki misture for office?

Wetin happen?

yes we can....impossible is nothing

21yrs of active football....he is a legend

very beautiful BT d most beautiful av seen is dt of Bayern n dt athletico new superb stadium...

ojaysam25:
My guy stop the subtle hate...is he the highest paid player in the world...he has won a trophy this season whereas someone out there Is about to bankrupt a club with outrageous wages and still on the verge of going two season without a trophy.

highest paid from which club?? talk well abegi...mayb highest paid in Italy n nt the world abegi

also heard about the dividing of dt failed course if rewrite it...thanks 4 dis new info even if am not sure its d same in all schools..
got my first carryover after first semester exams in year1 and dt was my first n last, I realized dt I needed it to stay serious all through my school duration n I learnt my lesson..
got an F simply bcox i missed maths test after allowing glory to come spend d nite in my crib d previous day, d bea grind me all night n na she even wake my by 10 asking if m no longer going for maths test dts was scheduled by 8am..I just weak

DM no de hear word

k

I pray it goes successful...stay strong man

pep machine still working well as before...I see them breaking dt madrid 23 games winning record and I wish they win dt UCL dis year

congrats to a goal machine, even if he isnt my goat, Mk I no involve messi b4 cr7 fan boys go remove my head
I pray he keeps d gaol coming bcoz it would be needed next week against Porto, afterall juve isnt giving him such a huge wage to stat pad weak goal records bt to win trophies especially the UCL..
even the league that they do win easily each season is currently moving to d city of milan....wish him well though

would have loved to do d same bt my case is different bcoz shes now a professional evening newspaper forming feminist..

nothing wrong except if any of them are married n dts why i hardly burn bridges with my ex whenever m tired n wana breakup...
one bea broke up with me last year ending bcox I said I couldn't afford her list of Christmas list bcox m nt santa..
she texted me dts its over n I accepted n left on s good note bt was still calling n chatting with her..
she's noe a good friend n I do get sex whenever I ask her to visit n she cnt bill.me bcox she gat a new bf...its a win win...

chaaai....they gat no option n I pray he listens to them...
they say education Is d key to success BT dt door no dey dis naija..

k

person go use him own money plan something dey call am surprise...
a friend of mine in abj that is a video editor was there life n direct giving all of us updates via wat sap...
he even shared photos of the event planning earlier that day and took pics with this same mc, his wife, gordons and some big boys in the industry n still dnt know how its a surprise..
maybe the "surprise" means dt his wife funded d cash organize d bash or those celebrities showing up to celebrate him wasn't planned...