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Unto this particular moment! It is highly imperative that we pray that God help us all, and help us with the victory, with His influence. Amen. |
appreciate freekicks with nice curve. But my five years old brother who is very bold and populary called Bold five, hate football and loves the sport that relates unto Javelin. My sisters are Music Fanatics that loves good music and appreciates Musicians that go on Tour. My neighbour children get wahala, chukudi the first born head de touch one, and two, Musa the second born head sef de touch two. Our landlord house roof is well built that can prevent any leakage, even if na rain storm. In brevity, Yahoo boys for my house no de try, especially Uche aka Z10. The guy na correct pako but go de form Porsche. Make I sleep jare and think how I go buy Alima Q10 |
appreciate freekicks with nice curve. But my five years old brother who is very bold and populary called Bold five, hate football and loves the sport that relates unto Javelin. My sisters are Music Fanatics that loves good music and appreciates Musicians that go on Tour. My neighbour children get wahala, chukudi the first born head de touch one, and two, Musa the second born head sef de touch two. Our landlord house roof is well built that can prevent any leakage, even if na rain storm. In brevity, Yahoo boys for my house no de try, especially Uche aka Z10. The guy na correct pako but go de form Porsche. Make I sleep jare and think how I go buy Alima Q10 |
Everybody wants to hustle but some people mentality of a hustles is filled with series of cacophony. Plumbing in general is a unique style of business, that warrants the mastery mentality of a given person. If you are in deep depth of worry on how to see or get that mastery hands that can handle your plumbing and borehole problem, no need for any worry. Just contact, 12 Unity road off Toyin street ikeja, or Facebook- Dickson water services or Yahoo- Dickson Water Services at yahoo.com or 08034703506, 08055036538. May God bless us all, as we hustle and solve the mystery of life. |
Everybody wants to hustle but some people mentality of a hustles is filled with series of cacophony. Plumbing in general is a unique style of business, that warrants the mastery mentality of a given person. If you are in deep depth of worry on how to see or get that mastery hands that can handle your plumbing and borehole problem, no need for any worry. Just contact, 12 Unity road off Toyin street ikeja, or Facebook- Dickson water services or Yahoo- Dickson Water Services at yahoo.com or 08034703506, 08055036538. May God bless us all, as we hustle and solve the mystery of life. |
Nice one. |
I still maintian my stand! Flow, because of your Compos Mentis, you are E Pluribus Unum. |
E Pluribus Unum. This piece is so. |
Flow! In brevity, you have a powerful Compos Mentis. Thats makes you, E Pluribus Unum. |
Things Fall Apart: The E Pluribus Unum 0.7 Version. “The Titanic” No human love like what I saw in Titanic Tears in my eyes enough to melt Antarctic The builders of the Ship had good intentions But should we say there are calamities in Inventions The love between Jack and Rose emerged unplanned Though they were happy, but it never saw the land Water was angry though they never offended him Water has no enemy not even a man who has seen all the gym Man and his initiative is what will die together The iceberg wore a blue shirt and didn’t respect Humans as an elder Things fall apart, and Man questions his ability Nature supported water and survival was left with Humanity The two made it to the last stage But the stage was in a different range There was no sign of a rover Everyone was dead and silence took over Jack was dead and all what Rose could see was his head She called his name but his face wrote the title “The End” “Things Fall Apart” |
The Skirt Owners have gone Insane again You want a good guy with a very good style But your search is linked with a truthful lie. You end up with a guy who trousers are seeking for help Then in brevity, you cry of broken heart which was done by lep Tears rolls down to the street of shame Then you bounce back putting all the guys in the basket of blame SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN. You pour disguised sands on your face Looking like a masqurade ready to take a race Your attitude is low even though you are not a battery But your fake act warrants series of mockery You are black and i know you can't afford an ice cream strawberry Then how come you are familiar with the carton of a blackberry OH SOMEBODY! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN. I thought you will stop, I thought it was clear I never knew you will reduce your age by a year Just to get married with any male that comes by your way After series of guys approached you on that certain month of may In brevity and absolute conclusion You stand at a bustop waiting for a man, what an illusion! SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY HELP! THE SKIRTS OWNERS HAVE GONE INSANE AGAIN. |
“Things Fall Apart” E Pluribus Unum Her Parents said “The Sky is not your limit” She then got blind and didn’t know the colour of the Sky Life is funny but it doesn’t beg you to laugh, things fall apart and you begin to cry We all want to go to School but nobody is thinking on how to be the opposite of a fool Every Lady wants to marry the right man, but what if “Mr. Right” was on a left queue Ali never liked Simbi, they got divorced in Calabar even though they were intimidated by Edet who lives there Biliki doesn’t want to die yet but her present condition warrants for her to diet He hated the number Zero and he died of poverty We were told to always try to get high in Life, but we were cautioned not to smoke marijuana Munirat is a lady but she was insulted with the personality of a rat They were good friends right from the age of seven; they never knew there weren’t going to make Heaven Hope is a Lady, but Hopes are so many The Doctors are praying for you to come so that they can try to let you go She was impressed when he said “I like you” but she never knew he wasn’t impressed by her IQ Eze goes to School but he was never given a Matric No Don’t trust anyone just hope for some guarantee from a bank In brevity! “Things fall apart” |
Based on all observed protocols! I will like to propound the theory! That so far so good! Oga Mazi is the great rapper! With flexibility of interconnected words! That links up to a great write up! |
D answer should be fifty! 50 |
TALES OF ALIMA ALIMA WAS MY SISTER, I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS MY MOTHER, THOUGH I HAVE A BROTHER, WHO’S NAME IS HARUNA, WE ARE FROM KADUNA, BUT HIS STATE OF MIND RESTS IN GHANA. SHE AGREED WITH HER FATHER TO DELIVER ME IN CHINA, AND LIED ABOUT THE CONNECTED WIRE .THOUGH SHE APPEARS LIKE A LIAR, SHE SAID SHE DID THAT TO PREVENT A FIRE. A MAN CALLED AND RAPED HER, SHE WASN’T EVEN CLOSE TO A TEENAGER. HE VIEWED THE PROTECTED INNER. SHE BECAME PREGNANT WITH NO LIVER. SHE HAS NO MOTHER TO CALL HER A DAUGHTER. HER FATHER WAS ASHAMED AND HE LEFT THE VILLA. SECONDS FLEW HIGH AND SHE BECAME BIGGER. I WAS TALL BUT SHE WAS TALLER. I LOVED THE WAYS OF THE NIGGA. BUT SHE CORRECTED ME LIKE A TEACHER. I WAS ANGRY BUT WEAKER. SHE SIGHTED ME HER MEAL WHEN I SAW HUNGER. WHY WOULD SHE? IS IT BECAUSE AM YOUNGER. WELL I HAVE TO BOTHER, SO I STARTED TO PONDER. FLOWS MUCH LIKE A RIVER. THOUGHTS COMING UP AS IF AM A PRODUCER. I TRIED TO FIND AN ANSWER. SO I WENT TO INDIA. TO MEET A SPIRITUAL MASTER. WHO IS ALSO AN ANSWER FINDER. TOLD ME I SHOULD LEAVE HIS BORDER, AND GO TO ANAMBRA. TO MEET A GREAT IDIBIA. THAT HAS TWO FACE AND HE HIS ON TWITTER. MY CONFUSION IS CLOSE TO A SPIRAL. NO SOLUTION, I RETURN HOME LOOKING THINNER. MY SO CALLED SISTER SHOUTED AND LECTURED ME LIKE A SEMINAR. NOT TO LEAVE HOME WITH NO FORM OF LETTER. AM CLOSE TO A MAN AND SHE IS CLOSE TO A MAMA. BUT I NEED TO BE SERIOUS AND NOT A JOKER. LUCKILY FOR ME I MET A PROPHET CALLED COKER. AND SHE TOLD ME MY SISTER TRUE NAME IS RITA AND NOT ALIMA. I WAS BAFFLED BUT EAGER. TO KNOW MORE AND SHE THEN FURTHERD TO TELL ME WHAT WAS HIDDEN UNDER. THEN I KNEW I WAS NOT BORN BY MY GRANDFATHER WHO WAS A SINGER. I THANKED HER AND WENT HOME IN ANGER. MY SO CALLED SHE WAS SCARED AND CRIED TO THE OUTTER. SHE EXPLAINED WITH NO BLUNDER. I WAS SPEECHLESS WITH NO GRAMMER. I WISHED I HAD A DAGGER. TO KILL THE MAN WHO RAPED HER AND FLEW TO CUBA I THEN FORGIVED AND POSTPONED THE OTHER QUESTIONS LATER. NOW I HAVE FOUND AN ANSWER BUT WAIT A MINUTE AM JUST DREAMING, SHE IS MY TRUE SISTER AM JUST A DREAMER. THE END |
My thought are projected out in a paper, my ways are original like a leather, i see the skies filled manna, i pray they understand that patience is the ruler, if you are tired of life pls reconsider, this life is filled of narrows which could be bitter, in a matter of time we will fly and meet jehovah, this is so if only you always listen to the preacher, gones are the days of pencil and ruler, the days of immaturity and foolishness as our leader, let me tell you a story about alima, she was poor but far from a begger, aristotle was not a liar, when he said gravitation is not responsible for people for in love palava. should i stop or should i flow like a river, santa was close to a cheerful giver, he recognise by in nigeria, blackberry made her loose her brother, she killed him and took his liver, gave it to the man called slot who lives in alaba. she died in the latter. |
pls is the list still uploading, are still names to come out |
pls have they finish uploading or they still adding some names |
ON NEW EVE, WHILE I WAS STILL THINKING HOW TO GET MORE CASH FOR NEW YEAR CELEBRATION. I HAD ONLY 750 NAIRA .MY PHONE RANG, AND THE VOICE I HEARD WAS A FEM-MINE, SHE SAID HEY JOHN ITS ME VOKE , YOUR CLASS MATE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL, THE GIRL THAT ALWAYS ABUSE YOU. I COLLECTED YOUR NUMBER FROM A FRIEND OF MINE. SHE THEN SAID , PLS CAN WE GO ON A DATE TONIGHT WITHOUT WAITING FOR ME TO RESPOND, SHE THEN SAID, PLS LET MEET IN GUTYT HOTEL, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL IN THE CITY. AFTER WHAT SHE SAID , I THEN SAID "HMMM" WHEN I GOT THERE LATER THE DAY I WAITED , WHEN SHE FINALLY GOT THERE SHE SAID I SHOULD BRING MONEY FOR THE TAXI, WHICH WAS 500 NAIRA, I GAVE IT TO HER AND SHE PAID. WHEN SHE ARRIVED SHE SAID SHE WOULD NOT SIT ON THE AVERAGE SIT, THAT SHE WANT THE VIP SIT, WHICH IS 100000 NAIRA.I SAID HMMM AND SHE SAT THERE. AFTER SHE ATE MEALS OF 120000 NAIRA. AND I DRANK ONLY BOTTLE WATER WHICH WAS 50 NAIRA. THE WAITER LATER CAME AND ASKED FOR HIS BILL, SHE SAID JOHN PAY SO I CAN GO HOME, MY MUM IS WAITING FOR ME. AND I ALSO SAID MY MUM ALSO IS WAITING FOR ME. I PAYED FOR MY BOTTLE WATTER AND WAS ABOUT LEAVING. SHE WAS ALMOST TENSED SAYIN ,BUT YOU AGREED TO TAKE ME OUT, I THEN REPLIED HER INSTANTLY SAYING, I ONLY SAID HMMMM, HMMM MEANS I WILL TAKE YOU OUT BUT YOU WILL PAY. SHE THEN FAINTED , BUT THE WAITER WAS A OF DRAMA , HE POURED WATERS ON HER AND SHE WOKE UP., SHE WAS DIRECTED TO THE PLACE SHE WOULD WASH PLATES FOR THREE YEARS.. WHEN THE HEAVY NOISE OF HAPPY NEW YEAR SHE WAS RINSING A PLATE |
pcaliphate: ITS SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HE WAS DEADSLEEP IS THE ONLY HOTEL YOU PAY FOR FREE |
ITS SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT HE WAS DEAD SO HARD TO BELIEVE HE JUST LEFT THE BED LIFE WAS A GHOST IRONY AT CLOSE MANY PEOPLE CRY SOME SHOUT WHY THE REASON FOR THE CLOUD THEN TALK TO THE SKY. WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT LINES |
hello missThe sun is jealous, the stars are wishing, your smiles makes regulates the beats to my heart. The alter is calling, the garments are waiting. Take ur time, cause you are the star that i will trek..sleep tyght miss |
Imagine, your girlfriend came to your house and you guys want to have some intimate time. You then go to the chemist to buy condom..gettitng to the chemist...yu told the man pls give me con....as you said con. You realise your pastor is at your back what will you do or say |
Many wanna cry, but half wanna die. Many wanna smile but few,wanna smile..many wanna fly.but hate sky.... |
Based on all observed protocols! I will like to propound the theory! That so far so good! Oga Mazi is the great rapper! With flexibility of interconnected words! That links up to a great write up!