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She is a Beautiful Beauty; a lady of appreciable character with a melodious fluffy voice. Everything is right about her, ranging from her flawless facial beauty, her well set teeth & the priceless dimple in her enthralling smile. Arewa! She boasts of a personal magnetism that beats the imagination of her near & distant neighbours. Her modesty flows on a rhythm course. A lady whose actions be it reflex or conscious, reflects the "Act of Contentment". She doesn't advertise her physical endowments, rather she enclose them under the canopy of "Commendable Outfit" born out of admirable fabrics. The distance from her abode to mine is a length of two stretched stone throws. Sometimes & most times, I drag my feet to the ground whenever I pass through the frontage of her residence. This is to maximise the opportunity in sighting a "Truthful Play of Natural Beauty". The words to appreciate "You" "Arewa" are copious in my head. Its slightly difficult in processing them into fine "Written form", because the emotion sits at the apex. Arewa! "Omo to re wa lo dodo". You contain an immaculate magnificence that projects on the path of quality. My name is Oga Foto, as fondly called by my Yoruba Landlady; am a photographer by profession. The constant glimpse of Your spotless beauty, waters the tree of my inspiration. You are a light! You lighten up my world. Arewa. By Olowo Tosin John |
Oga Thug Tear tear shirt with a bottle oriented face Cigar don dey mouth for like 30 days Lanky body with an echo voice Old man 48 still claiming boys Aggression is the suit & park na the office Misdirected agility in collection of fees Exchanging blows whenever the pocket yawns Money is the gold & pleasure is bronze Thirty two years of wasted perambulation Thirty two years of a blurred vision Oga Thug! Grab an arm chair & sit Sit sit sit! Think think think! By Olowo Tosin John |
Divepen1:Callment is a word play. I said Pls Callment even if you don't have Credit, you can borrow your attention. Who- Adamu, Why the act-He was tired of the fluctuation of fluency in his life. Where- In a bush. When- on that certain evening. Its not near-perfect tho! But I believed I tried. Thanks for the comment sir. |
How is the work ma |
LarrySun:How is the work sir? |
indigene:Nice one! Capital of Tuvalu |
ECOTERRORS:Nice one miss/ma. The capital of Palau is Ngerulmud. |
HOLD ON On the verge of quitting, Adamu contemplated between choices He was fed up of the fluctuations & his brain was filled with noises Noise of whether to opt out or to care less He lost his fiancee to the magical touch of her greediness To the keep the breath going was of no value to him Better days ahead but his vision to see this was near dim On that certain evening, he went to the store house to buy a rope Tears were boiling in his eyes as he concluded he couldn’t cope He searched for a location to finalize his decision He was ready but reality had a poor diction His will was the suit & the rope became his tie Blackout*******************Adamu didn’t die He was saved by the intervention of Nature via Time A hunter aimed at him but the rope received the rhyme The concept of his life was deeply influenced by that situation He fuelled the vehicle of his faith with his rigid determination The lost lovely smile was restored back to its default setting The fiancee of the other day then found solace in regretting By Olowo Tosin John Pls Callment! Even if you don't have Credit. You can borrow your attention. Thanks in Advance |
ECOTERRORS:Eye sent u hay peeM. Khan u realply? by the way, capital of Palau? |
ECOTERRORS:hmm! not bad. Capital of Tuvalu? |
opiaoku:GOD Bless You |
BUHARI IS THE OLDEST PRESIDENT IN RESPECT TO PAST LEADERS OF THE COUNTRY: At age 72, Buhari is the oldest person to assume the office of the president. Before now, President Obasanjo, 62, used to hold the record as the oldest Nigerian president. Yakubu Gowon who emerged as president at age 32 remains the youngest to assume the office. Two other heads of state assumed office in their thirties: Muhammed (37) in 1975 and Obasanjo (38) in 1976. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa (47), Ironsi (41), Buhari (41) and Babangida (41) all ruled in their forties. Shagari (54), Shonekan (57), Abacha (50), Abdulsalami Abubakar (55), Yar’Adua (55) and Jonathan (52) assumed office in their fifties. ANOTHER FORMER MINISTER TO BECOME PRESIDENT: Buhari today joins the league of other ex-Ministers like President Shehu Shagari Shagari who was a three-time minister, Murtala Muhammed, Olusegun Obasanjo, Shehu Shagari and Sani Abacha to become president. Obasanjo appointed Buhari federal commissioner for petroleum and natural resources in 1976. BUHARI IS THE 5TH DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT: Since Nigeria became independent in 1960, Buhari is the 15th person to head the Nigerian government. He also makes history as the fifth democratically elected president of Nigeria. FIRST OPPOSITION CANDIDATE TO WIN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Buhari first contested for the office of the president in 2003 under the defunct ANPP. In 2007 and 2011, he contested as the presidential candidate of CPC. At his fourth attempt in 2015, Buhari who was tagged a serial contestant emerged as the first presidential candidate of an opposition party, APC, to become president and also defeat a democratically elected president. SECOND PRESIDENT OF KATSINA EXTRACTION: Buhari hails from Daura, Kaduna State. Katsina state was carved out of the old Kaduna State by Ibrahim Babangida in 1987. The state produced another president fromKatsina; Musa Yaradua in 2003. THIRD EX-GOVERNOR TO BE PRESIDENT Buhari served as the military governor of the old North-eastern state from 1975 to 1976. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, the second ex- governor to be president served as Katsina governor from 1999-2007 before he became president in 2007 while Goodluck Jonathan was Bayelsa governor from 2005-2007. SECOND MILITARY HEAD OF STATE TO BE DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT: Gen. Obasanjo is the first military Head of State to have been democratically elected as president in 1999. Buhari makes history today as the second military Head of State to emerge as a civilian president. |
opiaoku:And you are? |
Capital of Tonga? Anybody? |
Chai! Front Page things oo |
This may speak to you! This may speak to someone you don't know This is born out of inspiration! An inspiration far from low Are you wearing the jeans skirt because you love it? Why put on the cardigan when there is heat? *Who ARe YOU You act like a stranger in your familiar self You read the opinions of others & place yours on the shelve *Who ARe YOU You posses bright potentials to sing but you force yourself to dance At the long run! You get depressed by people stance *Who ARe YOU You imprison your happiness at the expense of crowd mentality You were born of quality so why lust after quantity *Who ARe YOU Your ideas are bold & but your actions are shy Outside you smile! But in your room you give a long sigh *Who ARe YOU Find yourself! Find what your strength! Find your flaws! Study the difference! Find an adjustment! & Find Who ARe YOU GOD Bless You #Peace By Olowo Tosin John |
Even if the Oba does not know maths! The Oba is still a Ruler She bought a skirt in a bar! But she went home with a Basket (Bar Skirt) |
boladegreat:Thanks Boss! GOD Bless you |
Harrysimon:Boss! explain clearer pls. |
POETIC JUSTICE You married her with a smiling face Treating her with care and rendering lots of praise You impressed your neighbours with your devoted time When she had cough; you bought her lime You then changed and your good deeds were paid But the cheque was bounced by the decisions you made There was a greedy philanthropist Stingy to the needy but not to the chief priest He was pleased with the hype he bought He promoted peace to cover his deals with the ritual cult His wealth then frowned and his hope door was locked Blessings wanted come back but blessings don’t like to be mocked He controlled traffics the way it ought to be He was polite to drivers and he collected no fee He had a soft heart and his uniform was well ironed He was liked by the young and beyond He was then wrongly accused of touching blood In reality! He only touched hearts and the accusations were totally odd (Olowo Tosin John) |
OGA BIGI BOY You no dey drink pure water; your style na bottle things You too like woman; you no care if she fat or thin Clubbing na your hobby; in fact you don marry am Na browsing sure pass; looking for whom to scam Even when you dey sleep; you still dey form swag Humility no dey show for your face; your body too dey brag Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga bigi boy! You just dey spend the money as e dey come You no sabi save, even you your stomach sef na drum You no dey hear advice; your parents sef don try You dey live your life so wild; na every time your mother dey cry As you dey waka; you just dey step on toes You character just dey magnet different foes Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Chai! I hear say Oga bigi boy don sick Lapi don spoil and brokenness don thick You need to see his face; his swag was so cold The ever gallant Oga bigi boy was far from bold Damm! Things fall apart; the ocean has gone dry Surviving or dieing became a very solid tie Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! (Olowo Tosin John) |
Theeldah:Thanks Ma. I appreciate. GOD Bless You |
OGAofBOSS:Thanks Boss! I appreciate |
ME SEF I BE HUMAN BEING Oh boy na packaging be the guccis and prada My pockets are sticky but the swag goes further But you see me like one guy wey dey control It’s so stressful but you no wan know I was busy when you called my cell-phone I tried to explained but you raised your voice tone But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being My swag may be on point but am not perfect In the bottle water I drink there is a pure water sachet But you don’t understand, you think the money is plenty You asked me for hundred dollars but I only had ninety I tried to raise the ten but you pictured me bad Killing my name in public and making me so sad But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being In any error I make you the first to point I hear the comments you make about me at the food joint Exaggerating my mistakes and ignoring my good deeds If you spoil my name how do you expect me to feed? Put yourself in my shoes before you criticize To impress isn’t easy and I am left to pay the price But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being (Olowo Tosin John) |
RickRichards:Lol! Bros you funny ooooooLWKMD Haaaaaahaaaaaa #Ithappens |
Boss mi! You can also give us a summary of yours na ![]() |
Hello Fellaz! You would agree with me, that we all have experienced funny awkward moments. Moments when we lose our thinking box and go clueless. Although these awkward moments differs from one another, as some may be funny, embarrassing and amongst other feelings. Enough of the talking, lets share our funny awkward moments. Mine happen to be a day when i paid for a lady's transport fare, even at the expense of my transportation fee which i will use at the later part of the day. I had 160 naira on me, so the the transport fee for both of us was 100 naira. Leaving me with 60 naira. I needed 70 to board the next bus to where i was going. So when we both highlighted at same bus stop, i then approached her and said "Pls sister can you borrow me 10 naira to add to the 60 naira on me, so i will complete the transport fee to where i was going". The lady looked at me and laughed out loud, even me self laughed unconsciously. She eventually gave me the money but the situation was so awkward. ![]() So lets keep it rolling pals. ![]() |
jamex93:Oga mi! I dey tell you. Some moments are just so funny. ![]() |
Abeg! Whats the square root of 2? I want to confirm if my subscription would soon end. ![]() |
Abeg! Whats the square root of 2? I want to confirm if my subscription would soon end. ![]() |
Hello Fellaz! You would agree with me, that we all have experienced funny awkward moments. Moments when we lose our thinking box and go clueless. Although these awkward moments differs from one another, as some may be funny, embarrassing and amongst other feelings. Enough of the talking, lets share our funny awkward moments. Mine happen to be a day when i paid for a lady's transport fare, even at the expense of my transportation fee which i will use at the later part of the day. I had 160 naira on me, so the the transport fee for both of us was 100 naira. Leaving me with 60 naira. I needed 70 to board the next bus to where i was going. So when we both highlighted at same bus stop, i then approached her and said "Pls sister can you borrow me 10 naira to add to the 60 naira on me, so i will complete the transport fee to where i was going". The lady looked at me and laughed out loud, even me self laughed unconsciously. She eventually gave me the money but the situation was so awkward. ![]() So lets keep it rolling pals. ![]() |
Funny enough! All girls are beautiful but "Mary K and the gown" works the difference. #By the way! What's the square root of 2? ![]() |
