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LiteratureArewa by pcaliphate(op): 9:28am On Jul 10, 2015
She is a Beautiful Beauty; a lady of appreciable character with a melodious fluffy voice. Everything is right about her, ranging from her flawless facial beauty, her well set teeth & the priceless dimple in her enthralling smile.

Arewa! She boasts of a personal magnetism that beats the imagination of her near & distant neighbours. Her modesty flows on a rhythm course. A lady whose actions be it reflex or conscious, reflects the "Act of Contentment". She doesn't advertise her physical endowments, rather she enclose them under the canopy of "Commendable Outfit" born out of admirable fabrics.


The distance from her abode to mine is a length of two stretched stone throws. Sometimes & most times, I drag my feet to the ground whenever I pass through the frontage of her residence. This is to maximise the opportunity in sighting a "Truthful Play of Natural Beauty".

The words to appreciate "You" "Arewa" are copious in my head. Its slightly difficult in processing them into fine "Written form", because the emotion sits at the apex. Arewa! "Omo to re wa lo dodo". You contain an immaculate magnificence that projects on the path of quality.

My name is Oga Foto, as fondly called by my Yoruba Landlady; am a photographer by profession. The constant glimpse of Your spotless beauty, waters the tree of my inspiration. You are a light! You lighten up my world. Arewa.

By Olowo Tosin John
LiteratureOga Thug by pcaliphate(op): 9:21am On Jul 10, 2015
Oga Thug
Tear tear shirt with a bottle oriented face Cigar don dey mouth for like 30 days
Lanky body with an echo voice Old man 48 still claiming boys
Aggression is the suit & park na the office Misdirected agility in collection of fees
Exchanging blows whenever the pocket yawns Money is the gold & pleasure is bronze
Thirty two years of wasted perambulation Thirty two years of a blurred vision
Oga Thug! Grab an arm chair & sit Sit sit sit! Think think think!
By Olowo Tosin John
LiteratureRe: Pls Mod! Chalk Me Buy Taking This Piece To The Front Page. Pls I Beg You. Thanks by pcaliphate(op): 6:01am On Jun 09, 2015
Divepen1:
*grins*
Well, you've got a lot of work to do.
Let's with *callment*, it is COMMENT.
Your story should answer
Who?
Why the act?
Where?
When?
*sigh* Keep writing.
Callment is a word play. I said Pls Callment even if you don't have Credit, you can borrow your attention. Who- Adamu, Why the act-He was tired of the fluctuation of fluency in his life. Where- In a bush. When- on that certain evening. Its not near-perfect tho! But I believed I tried. Thanks for the comment sir.
LiteratureRe: Pls Mod! Chalk Me Buy Taking This Piece To The Front Page. Pls I Beg You. Thanks by pcaliphate(op): 8:33pm On Jun 08, 2015
How is the work ma
LiteratureRe: Pls Mod! Chalk Me Buy Taking This Piece To The Front Page. Pls I Beg You. Thanks by pcaliphate(op): 6:53pm On Jun 08, 2015
LarrySun:
God gracious!
How is the work sir?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2015
indigene:
Nuku-alofa
Nice one! Capital of Tuvalu
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 12:41pm On Jun 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
. I don't know for palau.

The Tonga own was a game we do play growing up.

We try to outdo each other with countries and their capital
Nice one miss/ma. The capital of Palau is Ngerulmud.
LiteraturePls Mod! Chalk Me Buy Taking This Piece To The Front Page. Pls I Beg You. Thanks by pcaliphate(op): 12:37pm On Jun 08, 2015
HOLD ON

On the verge of quitting, Adamu contemplated between choices
He was fed up of the fluctuations & his brain was filled with noises
Noise of whether to opt out or to care less
He lost his fiancee to the magical touch of her greediness
To the keep the breath going was of no value to him
Better days ahead but his vision to see this was near dim

On that certain evening, he went to the store house to buy a rope
Tears were boiling in his eyes as he concluded he couldn’t cope
He searched for a location to finalize his decision
He was ready but reality had a poor diction
His will was the suit & the rope became his tie
Blackout*******************Adamu didn’t die

He was saved by the intervention of Nature via Time
A hunter aimed at him but the rope received the rhyme
The concept of his life was deeply influenced by that situation
He fuelled the vehicle of his faith with his rigid determination
The lost lovely smile was restored back to its default setting
The fiancee of the other day then found solace in regretting

By Olowo Tosin John


Pls Callment! Even if you don't have Credit. You can borrow your attention. Thanks in Advance
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 12:32pm On Jun 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
Nuku alofa
Eye sent u hay peeM. Khan u realply? by the way, capital of Palau?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 12:29pm On Jun 08, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
Nuku alofa
hmm! not bad. Capital of Tuvalu?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 11:50am On Jun 08, 2015
opiaoku:
Ikpu nne i grin
GOD Bless You
PoliticsSeven Worthy Of Note Facts About Our President by pcaliphate(op): 11:47am On Jun 08, 2015
BUHARI IS THE OLDEST PRESIDENT IN RESPECT TO PAST LEADERS OF THE COUNTRY:

At age 72, Buhari is the oldest person to assume the office of the president. Before now, President Obasanjo, 62, used to hold the record as the oldest Nigerian president. Yakubu Gowon who emerged as president at age 32 remains the youngest to assume the office.
Two other heads of state assumed office in their thirties: Muhammed (37) in 1975 and Obasanjo (38) in 1976. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa (47), Ironsi (41), Buhari (41) and Babangida (41) all ruled in their forties. Shagari (54), Shonekan (57), Abacha (50), Abdulsalami Abubakar (55), Yar’Adua (55) and Jonathan (52) assumed office in their fifties.


ANOTHER FORMER MINISTER TO BECOME PRESIDENT:

Buhari today joins the league of other ex-Ministers like President Shehu Shagari Shagari who was a three-time minister, Murtala Muhammed, Olusegun Obasanjo, Shehu Shagari and Sani Abacha to become president. Obasanjo appointed Buhari federal commissioner for petroleum and natural resources in 1976.

BUHARI IS THE 5TH DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT:

Since Nigeria became independent in 1960, Buhari is the 15th person to head the Nigerian government. He also makes history as the fifth democratically elected president of Nigeria.

FIRST OPPOSITION CANDIDATE TO WIN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:

Buhari first contested for the office of the president in 2003 under the defunct ANPP. In 2007 and 2011, he contested as the presidential candidate of CPC. At his fourth attempt in 2015, Buhari who was tagged a serial contestant emerged as the first presidential candidate of an opposition party, APC, to become president and also defeat a democratically elected president.

SECOND PRESIDENT OF KATSINA EXTRACTION:

Buhari hails from Daura, Kaduna State. Katsina state was carved out of the old Kaduna State by Ibrahim Babangida in 1987. The state produced another president fromKatsina; Musa Yaradua in 2003.

THIRD EX-GOVERNOR TO BE PRESIDENT

Buhari served as the military governor of the old North-eastern state from 1975 to 1976. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, the second ex- governor to be president served as Katsina governor from 1999-2007 before he became president in 2007 while Goodluck Jonathan was Bayelsa governor from 2005-2007.


SECOND MILITARY HEAD OF STATE TO BE DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT:

Gen. Obasanjo is the first military Head of State to have been democratically elected as president in 1999. Buhari makes history today as the second military Head of State to emerge as a civilian president.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 11:38am On Jun 08, 2015
opiaoku:
Buhari is a terrorist
And you are?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 11:37am On Jun 08, 2015
Capital of Tonga? Anybody?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With German Chancellor, Angela Merkel by pcaliphate(m): 11:35am On Jun 08, 2015
Chai! Front Page things oo
LiteratureWho Are YOU by pcaliphate(op): 9:46pm On Jun 05, 2015
This may speak to you! This may speak to someone you don't know
This is born out of inspiration! An inspiration far from low

Are you wearing the jeans skirt because you love it?
Why put on the cardigan when there is heat?
*Who ARe YOU

You act like a stranger in your familiar self
You read the opinions of others & place yours on the shelve
*Who ARe YOU

You posses bright potentials to sing but you force yourself to dance
At the long run! You get depressed by people stance
*Who ARe YOU

You imprison your happiness at the expense of crowd mentality
You were born of quality so why lust after quantity
*Who ARe YOU

Your ideas are bold & but your actions are shy
Outside you smile! But in your room you give a long sigh
*Who ARe YOU

Find yourself! Find what your strength! Find your flaws! Study the difference! Find an adjustment! & Find Who ARe YOU

GOD Bless You
#Peace

By Olowo Tosin John
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 1:55pm On Jun 02, 2015
Even if the Oba does not know maths! The Oba is still a Ruler

She bought a skirt in a bar! But she went home with a Basket (Bar Skirt)
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LiteratureRe: Me Sef I Be Human Being by pcaliphate(op): 8:34pm On May 02, 2015
boladegreat:
nice one bros
Thanks Boss! GOD Bless you
LiteratureRe: Me Sef I Be Human Being by pcaliphate(op): 12:41pm On May 02, 2015
Harrysimon:
Even at d bottom of d sea,they think u are still high.caliphate u are sure a human being
Boss! explain clearer pls.
LiteraturePoetic Justice by pcaliphate(op): 8:33am On May 01, 2015
POETIC JUSTICE

You married her with a smiling face
Treating her with care and rendering lots of praise
You impressed your neighbours with your devoted time
When she had cough; you bought her lime
You then changed and your good deeds were paid
But the cheque was bounced by the decisions you made

There was a greedy philanthropist
Stingy to the needy but not to the chief priest
He was pleased with the hype he bought
He promoted peace to cover his deals with the ritual cult
His wealth then frowned and his hope door was locked
Blessings wanted come back but blessings don’t like to be mocked

He controlled traffics the way it ought to be
He was polite to drivers and he collected no fee
He had a soft heart and his uniform was well ironed
He was liked by the young and beyond
He was then wrongly accused of touching blood
In reality! He only touched hearts and the accusations were totally odd

(Olowo Tosin John)
LiteratureOga Bigi Boy by pcaliphate(op): 8:22am On May 01, 2015
OGA BIGI BOY

You no dey drink pure water; your style na bottle things
You too like woman; you no care if she fat or thin
Clubbing na your hobby; in fact you don marry am
Na browsing sure pass; looking for whom to scam
Even when you dey sleep; you still dey form swag
Humility no dey show for your face; your body too dey brag
Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy!

Oga bigi boy! You just dey spend the money as e dey come
You no sabi save, even you your stomach sef na drum
You no dey hear advice; your parents sef don try
You dey live your life so wild; na every time your mother dey cry
As you dey waka; you just dey step on toes
You character just dey magnet different foes
Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy!

Chai! I hear say Oga bigi boy don sick
Lapi don spoil and brokenness don thick
You need to see his face; his swag was so cold
The ever gallant Oga bigi boy was far from bold
Damm! Things fall apart; the ocean has gone dry
Surviving or dieing became a very solid tie
Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy! Oga Bigi Boy!

(Olowo Tosin John)
LiteratureRe: Me Sef I Be Human Being by pcaliphate(op): 8:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
Theeldah:
inspiring post.....making sense....thumbs up to u
Thanks Ma. I appreciate. GOD Bless You
LiteratureRe: Me Sef I Be Human Being by pcaliphate(op): 7:28pm On Apr 30, 2015
OGAofBOSS:
Nice One,Op! Thumbs up!
Thanks Boss! I appreciate
LiteratureMe Sef I Be Human Being by pcaliphate(op): 7:07pm On Apr 30, 2015
ME SEF I BE HUMAN BEING

Oh boy na packaging be the guccis and prada
My pockets are sticky but the swag goes further
But you see me like one guy wey dey control
It’s so stressful but you no wan know
I was busy when you called my cell-phone
I tried to explained but you raised your voice tone
But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being

My swag may be on point but am not perfect
In the bottle water I drink there is a pure water sachet
But you don’t understand, you think the money is plenty
You asked me for hundred dollars but I only had ninety
I tried to raise the ten but you pictured me bad
Killing my name in public and making me so sad
But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being

In any error I make you the first to point
I hear the comments you make about me at the food joint
Exaggerating my mistakes and ignoring my good deeds
If you spoil my name how do you expect me to feed?
Put yourself in my shoes before you criticize
To impress isn’t easy and I am left to pay the price
But Bro! Me Sef I Be Human Being

(Olowo Tosin John)
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RomanceRe: Share Your Awkward Funny Moments With A Lady by pcaliphate(op): 12:28pm On Apr 30, 2015
RickRichards:
At this rate, you'll offer to take a bullet for a female stranger one day. And she'll be like: "bros, thank you. You're an angel, a real hero". And you'll be like: "oh stop it, it's nothing". Then the gunman will shake his head and ask: "bro, you don ready?!". Then you'll be like: "bros wait, are those real bull.. "
*gunfire*
Too late!
RIP
Lol! grin grin Bros you funny oooooo
LWKMD
Haaaaaahaaaaaa


#Ithappens
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Awkward Funny Moments by pcaliphate(op): 12:06pm On Apr 30, 2015
Boss mi! You can also give us a summary of yours na grin
RomanceShare Your Awkward Funny Moments With A Lady by pcaliphate(op): 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2015
Hello Fellaz! You would agree with me, that we all have experienced funny awkward moments. Moments when we lose our thinking box and go clueless. Although these awkward moments differs from one another, as some may be funny, embarrassing and amongst other feelings. Enough of the talking, lets share our funny awkward moments.

Mine happen to be a day when i paid for a lady's transport fare, even at the expense of my transportation fee which i will use at the later part of the day. I had 160 naira on me, so the the transport fee for both of us was 100 naira. Leaving me with 60 naira. I needed 70 to board the next bus to where i was going. So when we both highlighted at same bus stop, i then approached her and said "Pls sister can you borrow me 10 naira to add to the 60 naira on me, so i will complete the transport fee to where i was going". The lady looked at me and laughed out loud, even me self laughed unconsciously. She eventually gave me the money but the situation was so awkward. grin grin grin

So lets keep it rolling pals. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Share Your Awkward Funny Moments by pcaliphate(op): 11:55am On Apr 30, 2015
jamex93:
hahahahahahaha

lwkmd

bros u funny o
Oga mi! I dey tell you. Some moments are just so funny. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by pcaliphate(m): 11:51am On Apr 30, 2015
Abeg! Whats the square root of 2? I want to confirm if my subscription would soon end. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Skales Shows Of Pic With His Bodyguard by pcaliphate(m): 11:49am On Apr 30, 2015
Abeg! Whats the square root of 2? I want to confirm if my subscription would soon end. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcShare Your Awkward Funny Moments by pcaliphate(op): 11:45am On Apr 30, 2015
Hello Fellaz! You would agree with me, that we all have experienced funny awkward moments. Moments when we lose our thinking box and go clueless. Although these awkward moments differs from one another, as some may be funny, embarrassing and amongst other feelings. Enough of the talking, lets share our funny awkward moments.

Mine happen to be a day when i paid for a lady's transport fare, even at the expense of my transportation fee which i will use at the later part of the day. I had 160 naira on me, so the the transport fee for both of us was 100 naira. Leaving me with 60 naira. I needed 70 to board the next bus to where i was going. So when we both highlighted at same bus stop, i then approached her and said "Pls sister can you borrow me 10 naira to add to the 60 naira on me, so i will complete the transport fee to where i was going". The lady looked at me and laughed out loud, even me self laughed unconsciously. She eventually gave me the money but the situation was so awkward. grin

So lets keep it rolling pals. grin
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Ugly Girls Are Generally More Friendly Than The Beautiful Ones by pcaliphate(m): 8:56pm On Apr 24, 2015
grin Funny enough! All girls are beautiful but "Mary K and the gown" works the difference.

#By the way! What's the square root of 2? grin

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