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Literature › After Two Bottles by pcaliphate(op): 8:17pm On Mar 12, 2016

After Two Bottles
In a pace of anxiety I hurried to the bar, My patience was impatient so I ignored my faulty car. Via a pencil of hand signal, I drew the attention of the waiter, Smiles were exchanged & he jotted my order data.
It was just two bottles of an apex alcohol. I thought I had the bones to cope but my ability didn't call. Minutes after consumption, my eyes became foggy. It was just two bottles, but the situation was near ugly.
Ugly was it, when I informed a lady of the two big boils situated on her chest, She slapped me passionately, her hand was a crest. My brain took a stroll while I honoured the invitation of a gutter, To be drunk is deadly, for the liquid smelled like Butter.
By Olowo Tosin John Cc. Mr Seun, Mr Lalasticlala, Mr Obinnau

Literature › My Thought On This by pcaliphate(op): 5:20pm On Mar 12, 2016

"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone. Here is a poem of mine titled "My Thought On This". Enjoy.

They don't mean the "Drink Responsible",
They only say it.
If you drink responsible, they no go sell.
If you don't drink responsible, you head to cell.

The choice is yours, pick one and let's know.
The choice you picked is it a pat or a blow?

That guy over there, started with two bottles.
Two changed four, four changed to eight and eight turned to doubles.

How beneficial is the benefit,
When staggering takes the place of fit?
So dizzy not to see well,
So easy to fall into the well.

Don't stop, stop, is not my advice.
Advice yourself, in this there are no lies.
Look at the bottle again,
Is it a gain or pain.

They don't mean the "Drink Responsible",
They only say it.
If you drink responsible, they no go sell.
If you don't drink responsible, you head to cell.

The choice is yours, pick one and let's know.
The choice you picked is it a pat or a blow?

By Olowo Tosin John....

Cc. Mr Seun, Mr lalasticlala, Mr Obinnau

Literature › Re: Sokoto Pempe (short Trouser) by pcaliphate(op): 9:07pm On Mar 06, 2016

Thanks Boss... I Appreciate....

Literature › Sokoto Pempe (short Trouser) by pcaliphate(op): 2:28pm On Mar 06, 2016

"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone, this a poem of mine titled "Sokoto Pemepe" (Short Trouser). Enjoy....

Papa abeg na! I like it like this,
It fit me like this and I like it like this.
But my son,
This is too small, this is too tight,
This is a short trouser, sokoto pempe.

Papa abeg na! I like it like this,
It fit me like this and I like it like this.
My son,
Hear my word, I am your father.
Listen to me, and don't be stubborn.
This is too small, this is too tight,
This is a short trouser, sokoto pempe.

Oga tailor,
Thanks for the sewing, I really appreciate.
But it needs adjustment,
This is too small, this is too tight,
This is a short trouser, sokoto pempe.

Papa abeg na! I like it like this,
It fit me like this and I like it like this.
My friend,
Shut up your mouth and let's go home
The trouser must be changed,
It is too small, it is too tight,
It is very short, sokoto pempe.

My boy,
I don't hate you, you are my son.
Dressing has voice, louder than the mouth.
Dressing has power, dressing is a light.
So that trouser must be changed,
It is too small, it is too tight,
It is very short, sokoto pempe.

By Olowo Tosin John....

Music/Radio › Re: Best Rap Song Ever Made by pcaliphate(m): 5:06am On Jan 27, 2016

Pdizzle:
Oshey, modo fan. I use to be a modo fan too, but he's sounding same on every track. Still no1 on this side tho.

Boss Mi... Modenine na Boss for the Rap Field....

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 8:41pm On Jan 23, 2016

When my ex cheated on me, I treated her like a paragraph; I gave her space....

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Literature › Throw A Pun; Can You? by pcaliphate(op): 8:37pm On Jan 23, 2016

Hello, Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, whatever time it is. Puns are part of the beauties of Language, very easy to form and fast to understand. So let's share fun by creating a pun. Mine is "I treat you like a Paragraph; I give you Space".
Cc. Lalasticlala

Music/Radio › Re: Best Rap Song Ever Made by pcaliphate(m): 9:40pm On Jan 21, 2016

Modenine - Contradiction, Elbow Room, Cry, Let It Go, Rhyme Tight, I See, Dobale, and worthy of note others....

Nairaland General › Throw A Pun; Can You? by pcaliphate(op): 9:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 4:04am On Jan 19, 2016

trybe:
guy abeg u go borrow me small land make I take farm

Mine is just 2K5....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 4:03am On Jan 19, 2016

bqlekan:
Just do it as it comes into your head.. talk more on why you want a relationship with her and not how you fell in love with her. Convince her on why she should leave her current caring bf for you..

Yea You on point Sir... Its more or less like justifying your reasons for asking her out...

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 4:02am On Jan 19, 2016

Liberty101:
Of course am a generous man, 1 plot is 50 million

The price alone has weakened the pocket....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 4:01am On Jan 19, 2016

tosyne2much:
She had already been expecting me to do the wooing. Of course I wooed her and she obliged at once .

Nice One Boss... So asking her out was just mere formality....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 8:37pm On Jan 18, 2016

jonaifame22:
She didn't give me any tough time at all, it started two days after we met and she's the best gal in the world! #3yearsand stillballing#

Bro... Some ladies are actually worthy to be called a lady... Its calls for celebration when one finds such....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 7:44pm On Jan 18, 2016

firstking01:
i knw dat u must be single as long as ur on nairaland

Bro... Me no lie You....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 2:37pm On Jan 18, 2016

cruzita:
u dey think about woman for night ,no wonder una dey wake up with erection.after una go say na nature

There are Time Zones; there aren't fixed.....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 9:11am On Jan 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
If I were a boy, I wunt even bother myslf wooing a lady I knw I don't luv.

Some guyz r addicted to doin dat nd it baffles me. D stress of askin a lady out is okay to last u a life time, talkmore of stressin urslf nd wooin oda ladies u dnt even hav a thing for..all for wat nah.

Guuuyyyzzz receive sense dis 2016

Nice One Ma... There is Message here....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 9:09am On Jan 18, 2016*

obiorathesubtle:
Guy.. You posted this at about 1o'clock.. Instead of you to sleep.. You decided to think about women instead.. nawao.. Na like dis we go dy dy??

Boss Good Morning... The Time as at the time when posted wasn't 1....

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Romance › Re: Photos- The World’s Fattest Woman Slims Down,see What She Looks Like Now by pcaliphate(m): 1:40am On Jan 18, 2016

freemanjay:
Indeed everyone created by God has his/her own partner the problem is that most people searching are yet to locate theirs.
38-year-old Charity Pierce who holds the current world record for fattest woman alive, has revealed plans to slim down, so she can walk down the aisle with her fiancé 22-year-old Tony Saur.

Because Ms Pierce, who is the fattest woman in the world, has developed a medical condition called lymphedema, which has caused a huge swelling on her left leg, she no longer fits easily into a regular car.
To make the 1,000 mile trip to Texas the single mother would need to hire a private ambulance, and she is currently trying to raise $5,000 to pay for it.
CLICK HERE TO VIEW PHOTOS

She Is Blessed IN JESUS NAME Amen

Romance › Re: Photos- The World’s Fattest Woman Slims Down,see What She Looks Like Now by pcaliphate(m): 1:40am On Jan 18, 2016

freemanjay:
Indeed everyone created by God has his/her own partner the problem is that most people searching are yet to locate theirs.
38-year-old Charity Pierce who holds the current world record for fattest woman alive, has revealed plans to slim down, so she can walk down the aisle with her fiancé 22-year-old Tony Saur.

Because Ms Pierce, who is the fattest woman in the world, has developed a medical condition called lymphedema, which has caused a huge swelling on her left leg, she no longer fits easily into a regular car.
To make the 1,000 mile trip to Texas the single mother would need to hire a private ambulance, and she is currently trying to raise $5,000 to pay for it.
CLICK HERE TO VIEW PHOTOS

GOD Will Help Her

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 1:36am On Jan 18, 2016

Liberty101:
#yawns

#yawns again

#still yawns again

#jezz its sleeping time

Op good morning

Good Morning Boss....

Romance › Re: Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 1:07am On Jan 18, 2016

ksstroud:
All those mentioned are for karishikas...

Good Morning....

Romance › Asking Your Girlfriend Out; The Drama Involved. by pcaliphate(op): 1:02am On Jan 18, 2016

Hello Good morning, Good Afternoon, Good Evening; whatever time it is. As it is known, in contemporary Nigerian setting, asking a lady out is more of a tasking task. It requires, lots of effort, ranging from a well spoken language, smiling pockets, calm and collected nature and other worthy of note features. To cut the short story long, let's share the fun by narrating our experiences in the course asking our current girlfriends out; before their approval to our intentions. As for me #TeamSingle wink

Cc. Lalasticlala, Tosyne2much, Ishilove, Onila.

Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by pcaliphate(m): 9:27pm On Jan 14, 2016

"You so dull, drinking a sharpman (Chapman) can't pull a rescue...."
(Na joke oooo)....

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by pcaliphate(m): 9:22pm On Jan 14, 2016

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Am a lyricist and this is my first time here... Good Evening....

Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Apologizes For Blasting Wizkid On Social Media by pcaliphate(m): 9:04pm On Jan 14, 2016

awesomesossy:
Strolling tru thread with my nutri C...

You resemblance a poets, are you one?

Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Do This? by pcaliphate(m): 3:36pm On Jan 13, 2016

"Every hairstyle I plaited for her was a hit back to back, from didi to weaving to shuku to allback & base... Yet the babe still waka comot... Mtschew, Gorimapa ti take over....
Babe: Bros if you want the hair, you can come and loose it...."

Education › Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by pcaliphate(m): 9:31pm On Jan 08, 2016

Every whyning in class was a hit... back to back... From slangs to teacher's tabo, to yawning to boring jokes... Yet some people no dey laugh for class.
Class Captain: Egbon if you want your whyne back, you can come and collect it....

Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Reveals What He Misses Most...(See) by pcaliphate(m): 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2016

Every bus I entered was a hit back to back... From Maryland to Ikeja, Oshodi to Ikeja, Ojota to Ikeja... Yet driver still dey collect money.
Driver: Egbon if you want the T-fare, you can come and collect it....

NYSC › Re: Back To Back Speech Using NYSC Allawee by pcaliphate(m): 5:21pm On Jan 08, 2016

"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Every Night Suya Wrap was a hit back to back... from Kilichi to red meat and liver to well spiced chicken and yet no 360 hug. (It will be well with Iyalaya anybody)
Lady: Bros if you want the nylon, you can come and collect it....

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide And Lil Kesh Joke About Headies Back To Back Speech by pcaliphate(m): 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2016

Akinlade12:
washere...

Thanks Boss... I Appreciate....

Celebrities › Re: Olamide And Lil Kesh Joke About Headies Back To Back Speech by pcaliphate(m): 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2016

Akinlade12:
washere...

Thanks Boss... I Appreciate....

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