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"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Every Night Suya Wrap was a hit back to back... from Kilichi to red meat and liver to well spiced chicken and yet no 360 hug. (It will be well with Iyalaya anybody)
Lady: Bros if you want the nylon, you can come and collect it....

Good Morning Sir's/Ma's, Let's share our funny/hilarious Job Interview moments witnessed in the past, in the course of a suitable Job Search.
According to a friend's experience, he went for a Job Interview with a target of getting Job. In the course of the interview, the interviewer asked him what he thinks about the current Chelsea Team. #A funny question you can say. My friend answered in a more relaxed manner saying "Sir, that Chelsea is useless team, filled with overated average players........bla bla...........". Unknown and later known to him, the interviewer was an active Chelsea Fan. He smiled and said to the Job seeker, "We will get back to You". My friend immediately developed a cold feet and he said "But Sir, Chelsea too can play, they have defense....................". The rest is history. But jokes apart, he later got the job sha. So Sir's/Ma's kindly share your experience

modelmike7:
Too many experiences back then, i will post as the memories come rolling in!

Naso Boss! Memories Plenty.....#Let Them Roll.

Good Morning Sir's/Ma's, Let's share our funny/hilarious Job Interview moments witnessed in the past, in the course of a suitable Job Search.
According to a friend's experience, he went for a Job Interview with a target of getting Job. In the course of the interview, the interviewer asked him what he thinks about the current Chelsea Team. #A funny question you can say. My friend answered in a more relaxed manner saying "Sir, that Chelsea is useless team, filled with overated average players........bla bla...........". Unknown and later known to him, the interviewer was an active Chelsea Fan. He smiled and said to the Job seeker, "We will get back to You". My friend immediately developed a cold feet and he said "But Sir, Chelsea too can play, they have defense....................". The rest is history. But jokes apart, he later got the job sha. So Sir's/Ma's kindly share your experience.

Only the guy.......... #Boss

According to a descriptive throwback, she was truthfully beautiful. She was boldly shy; she smiled with caution. In particular days, she hawks orange on the street. Unknown to her, she was admired by a guy who couldn't speak nor hear. Although he was homeless, he didn't act as one. Whenever he saw her coming, he pretended to be on the phone. Therefore communicating with his hands. In the consistency of this, he became a punctual regular customer. She had questions to ask, she had something to say, but he was always on the phone. He also had something to say but he couldn't speak. His trial was just "Inaudible". There was love in play, although it was unilateral. Time bought a wing & it flew high. She met a subsidise love & she fell in love. The preparations halted the hawking. The guy was so worried, he perambulated the junction of junctions. One day, he saw her coming with no load on the head. His anxiety wheeled faster as he struggled to get his phone. Luckily, she didn't notice & he began the act. She got close to him & she..........................................embraced him with a derica of emotion. In the course of that, his phone fell off & his heart gave a pound. She gave him a "Wedding IV". But all he could do for a cover up was just to smile & smile. She smiled too & left his presence...........................................The rest is history, he attended the wedding with no phone on his ear. He loved her so much, he wanted her to be Happy with no barriers. He then resumed to his usual junction but this time No ORANGE SELLER. #He cried like a baby! Once in many while.................................................................".

#LoveIsNotCentralOnPossession

#TheEnd.



By Olowo Tosin John

DharmyYinks:
Shhhhhh!

Prof is talking

Nice One.........Boss!

Misskeffas:
And this same guy will call ladies dumb... Imagine the kinda topic he gave this writeup as if that is not enough he have to post inspirational quote in romance section,this is so appalling!!

Am very sorry Ma. This is what happened Ma, after I wrote the initial piece for this Theme, I copied another stuff on whatsapp. So the whatsapp stuff showed here after I pasted it. The initial piece can be seen also in this section titled "How to toast, no bread involved". Am very very extremely moderately very sorry Ma. Pls forgive me Ma. Also everybody that viewed this page should forgive me. It wasn't done intentionally. Check the other piece Sir/Ma.

Bro! If there is a lady, whose outward & inward beauty attracts the heart of your Heart. Follow these near best steps in gaining her advanced attention.

Number 1. Continuously throw a moderate matured gaze at the lady in question.

Number 2. Let your mouth thirst for words within the course of the gaze.

Number 3. Don't be vulnerable to your emotions in abstractly ruining what you have started.

Number 4. Don't be tempted in asking her out when the "Near-Perfect Atmosphere" is at sleep.

Number 5. Continue the Pillar built gaze

Number 6. At a certain point in time, a situation would be born & at its delivery, seize the opportunity in saying a "Narrative Hello".

Number 7. Since Nature has congratulated You before she said Yes. Bro! I congratulate You.

Number 8. Since she now hugs you by reflex or by conscious reflex. It is imperative you reason boys two bottles of an Ironical alcohol aka (Coke & Fanta).

By Olowo Tosin John.
#Peace
GOD Bless Us All.

ahsekeena:
Werey

Thanks Ma. I appreciate.

Make no apologies for pursuing your greatest life. Take ownership of your life and make a conscious choice to align your words and actions to make your dream a reality. Life is calling you up higher.

Continue to stretch yourself and rise to the occasion.
Develop the mindset that this is your time and good
things are supposed to happen to you.

Stay encouraged. Your belief in yourself is more important that what anyone else thinks. Live a big dream!

You have GREATNESS within you!

"Not everybody on the Skirt & Borrowed Trouser level! Appear the way they seem to be. Nowadays, "True Beauty" has been slapped not too hard but with a heavy effect on the face. For a flashy paradigm, if Lady B wears a Fabric that thirsts for length & space, with a touch of facial make over, You & I will then see "Her" as an "Epitome of an Immaculate Beauty". But Nature sit/stand at a corner, raising an eyebrow of dissatisfaction. The truth is Natural beauty is inborn with an outborn flawlessness. You are You, not a Building. So why lay a foundation on the structure that sits on your neck. Get the courage & plait "Didi", or you can even do an "All back with a Base". In general but not in hospital, swim shine in Your Natural Priceless Beauty" Lady, You Beautiful!!!.
#Peace
#GOD Bless Us All


By Olowo Tosin John

"Not everybody on the Skirt & Borrowed Trouser level! Appear the way they seem to be. Nowadays, "True Beauty" has been slapped not too hard but with a heavy effect on the face. For a flashy paradigm, if Lady B wears a Fabric that thirsts for length & space, with a touch of facial make over, You & I will then see "Her" as an "Epitome of an Immaculate Beauty". But Nature sit/stand at a corner, raising an eyebrow of dissatisfaction. The truth is Natural beauty is inborn with an outborn flawlessness. You are You, not a Building. So why lay a foundation on the structure that sits on your neck. Get the courage & plait "Didi", or you can even do an "All back with a Base". In general but not in hospital, swim shine in Your Natural Priceless Beauty" Lady, You Beautiful!!!.
#Peace
#GOD Bless Us All


By Olowo Tosin John

After Two Bottles
In a pace of anxiety I hurried to a Bar. My patience was impatient so I ignored my faulty Car. Via a pencil of hand signal, I drew the attention of the Waiter. Smiles were exchanged & he jotted my order Data.
It was just two bottles of an apex Alcohol. I thought I had the bones to cope but my ability didn't Call. Minutes after consumption, my eyes became Foggy. It was just two bottles! but the situation was near Ugly.
Ugly was it, when I informed a lady of the two big boils situated on her Chest. She slapped me passionately & her hand was a Crest. My brain took a stroll while I honoured the invitation of a Gutter To be drunk is deadly! For the liquid smelled like Butter.
By Olowo Tosin John

After Two Bottles
In a pace of anxiety I hurried to a Bar. My patience was impatient so I ignored my faulty Car. Via a pencil of hand signal, I drew the attention of the Waiter. Smiles were exchanged & he jotted my order Data.
It was just two bottles of an apex Alcohol. I thought I had the bones to cope but my ability didn't Call. Minutes after consumption, my eyes became Foggy. It was just two bottles! but the situation was near Ugly.
Ugly was it, when I informed a lady of the two big boils situated on her Chest. She slapped me passionately & her hand was a Crest. My brain took a stroll while I honoured the invitation of a Gutter To be drunk is deadly! For the liquid smelled like Butter.
By Olowo Tosin John

Lafiya

Good Morning

How is it Ma?

AREWA

She is a Beautiful Beauty; a lady of appreciable character with a melodious fluffy voice. Everything is right about her, ranging from her flawless facial beauty, her well set teeth & the priceless dimple in her enthralling smile.

Arewa! She boasts of a personal magnetism that beats the imagination of her near & distant neighbours. Her modesty flows on a rhythm course. A lady whose actions be it reflex or conscious, reflects the "Act of Contentment". She doesn't advertise her physical endowments, rather she enclose them under the canopy of "Commendable Outfit" born out of admirable fabrics.

The distance from her abode to mine is a length of two stretched stone throws. Sometimes & most times, I drag my feet to the ground whenever I pass through the frontage of her residence. This is to maximise the opportunity in sighting a "Truthful Play of Natural Beauty".

The words to appreciate "You" "Arewa" are copious in my head. Its slightly difficult in processing them into fine "Written form", because the emotion sits at the apex. Arewa! "Omo to re wa lo dodo". You contain an immaculate magnificence that projects on the path of quality.
My name is Oga Foto, as fondly called by my Yoruba Landlady; am a photographer by profession. The constant glimpse of Your spotless beauty, waters the tree of my inspiration. You are a light! You lighten up my world. Arewa.

By Olowo Tosin John