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 Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Burns Luxury Shopper's Goods She Refused To Pay For [photo] by pcaliphate(m): 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
jascon1:My Boss! Can you elaborate and expanxiate and equally elucidate on your above mathematical calculative conclusion! Sorry sir!  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: African Countries Happy Over President Jonathan’s Defeat – Obasanjo by pcaliphate(m): 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
| Pls what's the square root of 2! I want to confirm if my sub would soon end? |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Burns Luxury Shopper's Goods She Refused To Pay For [photo] by pcaliphate(m): 8:29pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
| Pls what's the square root of 2! I want to confirm if my sub would soon end? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: #anythingcanhappen# by pcaliphate(op): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
stlaibrowne:You fit be the next president! Because #AnythingCanHappen# |
| Jokes Etc › #anythingcanhappen# by pcaliphate(op): 8:38pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Hello Ladies & gentle men! Thank you for clicking this thread and I applaud you for this particular action. I came up with this game titled #AnythingCanHappen#. Its the advanced version of the indigenous contemporary rap song "Joor o" or the star quest jam "Sote". How To Play: Think of something you hope it would be in play in reality but it seems far from being effective. After that, write "Because #AnythingCanHappen". eg. Bill Gate fit call me tomorrow! Because #AnythingCanHappen#. Remember the #AnythingCanHappen# must come in an Harsh tag form. This is just the basics. Thank you very much. Pls let's play and enjoy. I go first! "Dollar fit turn to 50 naira! Because #AnythingCanHappen# |
| Politics › Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by pcaliphate(m): 4:31am On Mar 29, 2015 |
safarigirl:Nawa oo! Hope everything dey ok for your side sha. |
| Politics › Re: 2015 Elections - Share Your Experience @ Your Polling Unit Here by pcaliphate(m): 4:17am On Mar 29, 2015 |
safarigirl:Safari girl! Good morning! You never sleep? |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 10:53am On Mar 07, 2015 |
garri no be criminal but e go still cell (sell) |
| Literature › Re: Flow And Snow by pcaliphate(m): 2:14pm On Jan 28, 2015 |
Keep it up! Bro. But make the update more consistent & lengthy. Then our aim for the Front page and beyond shall be accomplished. |
| Literature › Re: Flow And Snow by pcaliphate(m): 2:54pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Oga flow! Believe it or not, you are one of the best. I pray that by this time in some months, the audience here would be massive. Of no doubt, this thread shall be the best thread ever! That Nairaland has ever produced. Although there some insignificant errors! But your writing prowess overshadows any shortcomings. I beseech you not to slack or relent on your good works. The Lord Is your Strength. As I would always say, #Man wey dey reason was a bomb! This one shall be bomber# I remain your loyal fan. |
| Literature › Re: Flow And Snow by pcaliphate(m): 6:58am On Jan 21, 2015 |
| Floooooooooooow! #The boss has arrived# STAND UP EVERYBODY & SALUTE. #Man wey dey reason was bomb# #This one will be bomber#. Oni popcorn! Oni popcorn! Fun gbo gbo eyan wey dey here Pop-corn 1000 naira. #After that! Collect your money# Welcome everybody# let's comment steadily! So as to shoot this thread for the #Best Thread of 2015# Flow! Oya come here! Oya salute the boss! #Nice Story# |
| Literature › Before Now! by pcaliphate(op): 10:24pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
January 27 in the year I was born, I heard noise from the outside! Noise I couldn't arrange in a uniform order. I thought were I was, was where I ought to be. Not knowing I ought to be brought out, to be recognized as a #Living Soul#. While thinking, I paused as i felt a heavy hand on the surface of which I was inside. I thought i was #imagining#, as my imagination later turned to a hard core reality. Then the continuous movement of the hand coupled with an irregular noise, made me scared. My gaze went straight to a tiny hole, at first I felt relaxed but during the course of my relaxation, something caught my attention. As I was being pushed forward by this heavy hand, the hole opened wider! thinner! and wider!. I cried and cried. It was during the course of me crying, the whole swallowed me out. And when I was brought out, I closed my eyes and cried again. For I wasn't where I was neither did I had an idea. When I opened my eyes, I was engulfed with confusion and the more I looked the more confused I got. But during my tenure of looking around, one face seems to attract me more, as this face was on top were I emerged from. I was given special care and that the person in that face, hugged me so tight. As I could see and feel the liquid that dropped from her eyes! But I showed less concern as I felt an abstract embargo on my lips preventing me to talk. But something surprised me! To be continued. #Pls read & Criticize# You are BLESSED |
| Literature › Before Now! by pcaliphate(op): 10:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
anuary 27 in the year I was born, I heard noise from the outside! Noise I couldn't arrange in a uniform order. I thought were I was, was where I ought to be. Not knowing I ought to be brought out, to be recognized as a #Living Soul#. While thinking, I paused as i a felt a heavy hand on the surface of which I was inside. I thought i was #imagining#, as my imagination later turned to a hard core reality. Then the continuous movement of the hand coupled with an irregular noise, made me scared. My gaze went straight to a tiny hole, at first I felt relaxed but during the course of my relaxation, something caught my attention. As I was being pushed forward by this heavy hand, the hole opened wider! thinner! and wider!. I cried and cried. It was during the course of me crying, the whole swallowed me out. And when I was brought out, I closed my eyes and cried out. For I wasn't where I was neither did I had an idea. When I opened my eyes, I was engulfed with confusion and the more I looked the more confused I got. But during my tenure of looking around, one face seems to attract more, as this face was on top were I emerged from. I was given special care and that the person in that face, hugged me so tight. As I could see and feel the liquid that dropped from her eyes! But I showed less concern as I felt an abstract embargo on my lips preventing me to talk. But something surprised me To be continued. Comments will make me continue the story! |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 5:00pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
You carry Ten Ants! You dey form Landlord |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I no dey take bribe! but I dey feel fine |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Ewedu wey dey Draw! no be Pencil |
| Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pcaliphate(m): 4:54pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I don't know the collective plural of two guys bearing Ben, is it Bens?! (Benz) |
| Literature › Re: Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory. by pcaliphate(m): 9:12pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Okay oo! I don show. @op! *grabs a bottle of fayrouz and wait for op next update*  |
| Sports › Re: Manchester United 3 Newcastle 1: Match Report And Player Ratings by pcaliphate(m): 9:22pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Thank GOD we won the match and played excellently well! 1 Like |
| Fashion › Re: Nigerian Tailors And Disappointment: Share Your Experiences by pcaliphate(m): 1:45pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Oga Francis! Chai!!!! I will never forget t this man. "Do you believe he actually told me to come and collect my christmas cloth @One o'clock in the midnight. As naïve I was I actually step outside, only to see his shop locked. It pained so much that I nearly cried! Infact I no go lie una I cried. But funny enough he is an intellectual mad man genius when it comes to "Stitching two fabrics together".  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: Afcon Qualifiers (3 - 1) On 15th October 2014 by pcaliphate(m): 5:48pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
Mark my word! Nigeria will win by 7 goals margin. Nigeria 7 Sudan 0. #pls no insult or exaggeration (shadow) intended!. Am sorry, but that's my opinion. |
| Literature › The Story by pcaliphate(op): 5:32pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
January 27 in the year I was born, I heard noise from the outside! Noise I couldn't arrange in a uniform order. I thought were I was, was where I ought to be. Not knowing I ought to be brought out, to be recognized as a #Living Soul#. While thinking, I paused as a felt a heavy hand on the surface of which I was inside. I thought i was #imagining#, as my imagination later turned to a hard core reality. Then the continuous movement of the hand coupled with irregular noise, made me scared. My gaze went straight to a tiny hole, at first I felt relaxed but during the course of my relaxation, something caught my attention. As I was being pushed forward by this heavy hand, the hole go wider thinner and wider. I cried and cried. It was during the course of me crying, the whole swallowed me out. And when I was brought out, I closed and cried heavier. For I wasn't where I was neither did I had an idea. When I opened my eyes, I engulfed with confusion and the more I looked the more confused I got. But during my tenure of looking around, one face seems to attract more, as this face was on top were I emerged from. I was given special care and that the person in that face, hugged me so tight. As I could see and feel liquid drop from her eyes! But I showed less concern as felt an abstract embargo on my lips preventing me to talk. But something surprised me To be continued. Comments will make me continue the story! |
| Music/Radio › Re: The Headies Nomination 2014 by pcaliphate(op): 7:29pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Heywhizzy: Rap album--no 6'o clock by yung6ix nd foz by iceprince..it's funny aw dey are presenting albums lyk baddest guy ever liveth and d rest as 1 of d best album frm dis countryBro! You right on This! |
| Music/Radio › Re: The Headies Nomination 2014 by pcaliphate(op): 5:35pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
E pain me as Modenine no dey this one! Chai!!!! So painful. |
| Music/Radio › The Headies Nomination 2014 by pcaliphate(op): 4:41pm On Sep 30, 2014 |
Headies nominees list 2014....  The nomination list for Headies 2014 is out ,and most of your favorites like Wizkid,Davido,Donjazzy,Tiwa Savage,,Olamide,Niyola and more made the list BEST RECORDING OF THE YEAR IYAWO MI- TIMI DAKOLO LET SOMEBODY LOVE YOU- 2FACE IDIBIA ALWAYS ON MY MIND – NOSA ORDINARY PEOPLE – COHBAMS ASUQUO PRODUCER OF THE YEAR DON JAZZY – DOROBUCCI PHEELZ – ELEDA MI O T SPIZE – AYE LEGENDURY BEATZ – CARO SHIZZY – SKELEWU DEL B – PULL OVER BEST MUSIC VIDEO ADA ADA BY FLAVOUR – CLARENCE PETERS TOH BAD BY NIYOLA – KEMI ADETIBA JUST LIKE THAT BY RAYCE – AJE OYA NOW BY JOE EL FT. ORITSE FEMI – UNLIMITED LA PERSONALLY BY P-SQUARE – JUDE “ENGEES” OKOYE & CLARENCE PETERS BEST R&B/POP ALBUM THE JOURNEY – SEAN TIZZLE TAKEOVER – KCEE ONCE UPON A TIME – TIW SAVAGE ME, MY MOUTH & EYE – SOUND SULTAN L.I.F.E – BURNA BOY BEST R&B SINGLE LET SOMEBODY LOVE YOU- 2FACE IDIBIA IYAWO MI- TIMI DAKOLO PLAN B – WANDE COAL DON GORDON – BURNA BOY BEST POP SINGLE DOROBUCCI – MAVIN CREW AYE – DAVIDO JOHNNY – YEMI ALADE PULL OVER – KCEE DOUBLE WAHALA – ORITSE FEMI CARO – STAR BOY FEATURING WIZKID AND L.A.X SURULERE – DR. SID BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE GIRLIE O REMIX – PATORANKING LEAD ME ON – CYNTHIA MORGAN STINKING SH#T – CHOPSTIX FEATURING ICE PRINCE, YUNG L AND ENDIA. BAD GIRL – JESSE JAGZ FT. WIZKID MURDA – SEYI SHAY FT. PATORANKING & SHAYDEE BEST RAP ALBUM NO GUTS NO GLORY – PHYNO ALAGA IBILE- REMINISCE BADDEST GUY EVER LIVETH – OLAMIDE THY NATION COME – JESSE JAGZ BEST COLLABO OYA NOW – JOE EL FT. ORITSE FEMI EMERGENCY – WIZZY PRO FEATURING SKALES, PATORANKING AND RUNTOWN SURULERE – DR. SID & DON JAZZY PASS YOU BY – BLACK MAGIC FT. ORITSE FEMI GIRLIE O REMIX – PATORANKING DOROBUCCI – MAVINS BEST RAP SINGLE PARCEL- PHYNO DOPE MONEY – OLAMIDE FT. PHYNO SHOTZ ON SHOTS – ICE PRINCE FT. SARKODIE RAP IT UP – POSLY TD DEAF – EVA ALORDIAH WTF – ILL BLISS BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (MALE) IYAWO MI – TIMI DAKOLO DOUBLE WAHALA – ORITSE FEMI WHY YOU LOVE ME – NOSA ORDINARY PEOPLE – COBHAMS BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE) LOVE TO LOVE YOU – NIYOLA FT. BANKYW WANTED – TIWA SAVAGE WINDOW – MONICA OGAH GOOD MAN – RUBY NEXT RATED PATORANKING RUNTOWN OREZI SKALES YEMI ALADE HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION TIWA SAVAGE – ONCE UPON A TIME SEAN TIZZLE – THE JOURNEY BURNA BOY – L.I.F.E KCEE – TAKE OVER LYRICIST ON THE ROLL SHOTS ON SHOTS – ICE PRINCE RAP IT UP – POSLY TD GOD ON THE MIC – JESSE JAGZ KPANSH – YUNG 6IX BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE DOUBLE WAHALA – ORITSE FEMI SHOKI – LIL’ KESH FT. OLAMIDE & DAVIDO DOROBUCCI – MAVIN ALOBAM – PHYNO BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG BOLAJI – BOJ BODY- BLACK MAGIC FEATURING BANKY W GOOD MAN – RUBY WHY YOU LOVE YOU – NOSA ALBUM OF THE YEAR THE JOURNEY – SEAN TIZZLE L.I.F.E – BURNA BOY BADDEST GUY EVER LIVETH – OAMIDE NO GUTS NO GLORY – PHYNO ARTISTE OF THE YEAR DAVIDO WIZKID KCEE TIWA SAVAGE OLAMIDE PHYNO FLAVOUR SONG OF THE YEAR AYE – DAVIDO PULL OVER – KCEE DOUBLE WAHALA – ORITSEFEMI SURULERE – DR. SID DOROBUCCI – MAVINS JOHNNY – YEMI ALADE BEST AFRICAN ARTISTE MAFIKIZOLO SARKODIE DIAMONDZ R2BEES HALL OF FAME Special recognition for excellence and outstanding impact to the entertainment industry. SIR (DR.) VICTOR UWAIFO |
