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CelebritiesRe: My Apartment Sucks [photos] by Pdizzle(m): 6:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
Don't spend what you have trying to look rich, that's hustling backwards wink
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by Pdizzle(m): 12:39am On Dec 10, 2015
Ibime:
I like Pdizzles verse . . .
Respect boss
FamilyRe: Photos: When You Leave Baby Alone With Dad by Pdizzle(m): 12:35am On Dec 10, 2015
Ginaz:
Lazy man grin
grin
FamilyRe: Photos: When You Leave Baby Alone With Dad by Pdizzle(m): 8:35am On Dec 09, 2015
The day i was left with a baby, na me first sleep grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Friendzoned A Girl Before? by Pdizzle(m): 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[size=15pt]I guess I'll never know why it takes too long to grow up[/size]
You'll soon be there and realise it was too fast.
RomanceRe: Should Yoruba Boys Be Studied As A Course In Higher Institutions? by Pdizzle(m): 6:34pm On Dec 08, 2015
I really wish to know the nitwit who started this social media campaign against yoruba boys
RomanceRe: Please Help Before I Take My Life... by Pdizzle(m): 11:37am On Dec 08, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
If you really want to kill yourself because of a girl, I can help you buy rope.

Don't be a f00l.

Be a man.

You are built to fight battles and to overcome adversity - not to come here and whine like a pathetic little b1tch.

Focus on making something of your life. 'Investing' in a woman is fool's gold. The only investment that will pay you dividends is you.
You really need to follow this, she might seem like your everything but you mean a lot more to yourself. Get knowledge, work hard, focus on yourself. Things will change
RomanceRe: 8 Things Every Woman Does Before Having Sex by Pdizzle(m): 4:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
JoeCutie:
Those things result to a boring sex. The best form of sex is an impromptu one. One you didn't see coming. Making plans for sex makes it boring. You'd be too excited and expectant, thereby over enjoying the act and exhausting your mental balance even before it started.

How about walking up to her in the kitchen while she's busy preparing food? The food can go ahead and burn for all I care. Just gimme the uncooked 'food' first while we wait for the cooked one. All join. But one thing: make sure no knife is close by. Some girls can be romantically 'wicked' during sex. They lose it TOTALLY.

Sex should be spontaneous and crazy. Come in the middle of the night like a thief. I swear, by 12pm the following day, she's still shining her teeth. Body go dey totori her, and she go dey sing one kain song dey smile like mumu. cheesy

And for guys: If you get overly expectant and excited before sex, you'd release ever before you engaged. That's too bad, isn't it? embarassed

Whatever is worth doing (at all), is worth doing well.
wink grin
Christianity EtcRe: Did you know that Pull Out Game Is Sinful? by Pdizzle(m): 5:28pm On Dec 06, 2015
MaziOmenuko:
Its like I will be heading to hell with my own fuel, firewood and matches!

I be specialist for withdrawal!!!!
Withdrawal game wink
RomanceRe: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by Pdizzle(m): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2015
raayah:
Thanks for your input. You are what I call a BETA Male.

Let me give you an example - Take a look at Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. She is the richest African woman in the world. She is happily married to Modupe Alakija for 37 years.
Mrs Alakija is a business woman, she goes to work, meets important and successful men everyday. Most of these men are handsome,intelligent and even richer than her husband. Yet she comes home to her husband every night.

Do you know who an ALPHA MALE is? Mr. Modupe Alakija is. He has a wife that is at the very top of her game in the world, yet he is strong enough to lock that pussyy down for 37 years. He is not bothered that his wife meets with men who are better than him. He knows that he is worth more than that to Mrs. Alakija.

A BETA Male like you would prefer his wife to be locked up in the kitchen because you know that are not worth It. You are scared that if she goes out there, she will meet men that are better than you. Which is correct, you are not worth shiit and you know that.
Raayah, you know i like you right?
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by Pdizzle(m): 6:47pm On Dec 04, 2015
Johnny Torrio

At times it swarms my mind,
Gruesome deaths of the past Capos,
Could have let my ambition to recline,
But good or bad, All man's end is his soul repose.

The sane and vexed mind are opposite,
Straight face as i cut through arteries,
I offer a chair, still remove your body seat,
Who can fathom such mysteries.

My heart desires, pleasure,
Made Solomon did nothing to Uriah,
Cocaine till my heart gets a seizure,
I get it all, or set it on fire.

The only way you can get to me,
Ties of family, i hold so dear,
The fox knows his enemy,
These people, they are not so near.

The diamond of this game,
So costly, they do know so,
Suicide is better, die with a name,
That's the way of the mafioso.

Water soaked in the towel, Chinese toture,
Guillotine, flamethrower, things you loathe,
Two things make a man, nature or nuture,
We can make you go against both

Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by Pdizzle(m): 6:40pm On Dec 04, 2015
Verses in this order;
Fear, Anger, Lust, Love, Forgiveness, Pain
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]-Group F- Giyazz Vs Pdizzle|**| by Pdizzle(m): 5:56pm On Dec 04, 2015
Been busy, please yall should give me 30 minutes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pdizzle(m): 12:33pm On Dec 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
You made no sense in what you just posted. David Moyes is Scottish and also British because Scotland alongside Ireland, Wales and England are under the Great Britain/UK.


It's like someone who is an Hausa man and also a Nigerian.
You're wrong. Scotland, Wales and England is called Great Britain, the inclusion of northern Ireland makes it United Kingdom.
Rap BattlesRe: |**|NL-King-Of-Poet[2015]=Group Stage/Fixtures|**| by Pdizzle(m): 6:37am On Dec 04, 2015
Guykhena, GIYAZZ, we doing it today?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Pdizzle(m): 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
I will come out wack. cry
Aii, goodnight.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Pdizzle(m): 9:50pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Hmmm. . . I lost interest after that last battle.
Freestyle
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 9:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
I thought you said Guykhena's topic is cool?
Aii, we going with that.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Pdizzle(m): 9:35pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
I don't even know what to write. Can you diss me first, Pdizzle?
Nah
Battle is your thing. I see your battles with dark.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Ma eat finish
We should agree on the poem topic. It's okay by me.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 8:47pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
With bars?
Yeah
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 8:42pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Mo do small freestyle for FFR. Just go there and diss me. I will diss you back.
why not just freestyle there, mention me, and I'll quote you
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 8:32pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Leave that thing. The way you keep your calm on issues, and the way you handle questions got me thinking you a bad vet. I don't wanna be ambushed o! grin
Not at all bro, we are all learning.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 8:15pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Hmmmm. . . I don dey fear you o. Can you drop some bars on FFR? grin
lol bros. Na poetry na, not battle.
I should consider ffr tho, how many bars?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Are you cool with it?
It's alright
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Pdizzle(m): 6:39pm On Dec 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
@ Pdizzle I suggest he gives us another topic we and everybody can relate with.

Guykhena, look into this. I don't even know where to start with your topic. I can't seem to relate with it.

But if Pdizzle is cool with it, we can still go. I'm sure I will be inspired soon enough. But I don't just like the topic.
Let Guykhena bring up another topic if you're not cool with it.
RomanceRe: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by Pdizzle(m): 10:53am On Dec 02, 2015
vizkiz:
#singing#

I'm inlove with the coco (coco, coco)!!!
I got it for the low low!!!
36 that's a kilo grin
Whip it through the glass homie!
RomanceRe: What Song Best Describes Your Love Situation? by Pdizzle(m): 10:49am On Dec 02, 2015
Miguel - Quickie
RomanceRe: Why Have Nigerian Girls Now Become Polygamous In Nature. by Pdizzle(m): 10:41am On Dec 02, 2015
Humans are naturally polygamous in nature, the elements restricting most of us is religion and the society. Never trust a woman farther than you can throw her, and don't loose sleep over anything she does.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Men Have Horrible Halitosis? by Pdizzle(m): 10:28am On Dec 02, 2015
Do you actually know what halitosis is? I can agree with you if you say most have a sting of mouth odour. Most Nigerians are not big on mouth hygiene, and it goes both ways for both sex. A chick saw dental floss in my house and couldn't figure out what it is.
RomanceRe: Guys Have Ur Girlfriends Given You This Look Before by Pdizzle(m): 10:20am On Dec 02, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
I might be a lot of things. But I'm never dumb enough for her to find out.


I mean,
A in the pullout game
A in the coverup game

*in sarkodie's voice*

What else?
A in the pullout game! Waddup gee
RomanceRe: Ladies, The Smarter You Are, The More Likely You Are To Be Single? by Pdizzle(m): 9:50am On Dec 02, 2015
hedonistic:
Even as an intellectual (without meaning to sound immodest), there is something immensely anti-seductive and unsexy about a supposedly 'smart' woman.

A voluptuous bimbo gets the dick supercharged every time..

Maybe it has much to do with the absence of protean fluidity in most women who think that they are smart. I can easily blend into a gathering of idiots and vulgar plebeians in a local beer parlour just as easily as I can engage sharp dudes in robust intellectual discussions in an upscale environment. But 'smart' intellectual women would speak fake 'Queen's English' even to their suya man, just as they would defiantly explain to me why Mouth Gig is unhealthy or why doggy style is demeaning. Who has time for such bullshit? Certainly not me.

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