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Aviero:
Oboi! You dull no be small.. Dafuq are you talking about?

The book was originally published in 2013.

YOU HAVE PERISHED ALREADY.

BuddhaPalm:
I'll give you an example...

On a certain day, couple of months ago, I was just about to walk into a club when this dark-skinned, sweet thing walks out.

There's a door the bouncer has to open outwards - to the right. And I am on this right-side. This girl walks out without looking up, and veers immediately to the left.

Since the proximity was too close, in the second it took for my brain to fully register "hot-girl", she had already passed and had her back to me.

He likes the view.

So I instantly go "Hey!" (Not the gentlemanly hey, but the type that sounds as if you're accusing her of stealing your stuff...)

She ignores me and keeps walking.

No doubt she heard me clearly; I have a big voice...

I don't think, I don't hesitate; I'm a penis - so I immediately follow.

I go again: "hey". She doesn't even turn around.

About eight to ten paces - from the door, right before I walk up to her, she gets to a table, pulls out a chair and sits down. Her chair has it's back to me, and in front of her sits this chill, really cool looking dude.

A cool, dominant motherfvcker who looks like he's got his sh1t together.

It didn't feel unlike stepping into a lion's territory...

Apparently she came out to come join him outside. Outside is a pool-area with lots of people.

This is the tricky part...

Now I am not afraid to offend people. But it is a really stupid thing to do, unnecessarily.

You would alienate groups by disrespecting one of them, or you could be disrespected in return.


So here's what you have to do to get the girl:

1.) Don't offend the guy; befriend him.

2.) Be as cool, or cooler than the guy (cool is many things, and changes second by second).


So the moment she sits down, I don't go for her, I go for the guy...

"Chief, why did you snatch my girlfriend".

(This is disarming on two levels...I've just shown him respect by calling him Chief. And what guy's vanity wouldn't be pleasantly fed by legend having it he stole someone's girl).

My mood is light-hearted and playful, my eye-contact is piercing, my body-language is champ, and my voice strikes fear into the hearts of my enemies.

His brain goes "cool-guy", "cool-guy".

So we shake hands like old friends.

I tell him I like his sister and he just smiles. Now the girl cuts in (since I've won the confidence of her 'master') ...she looks up from her seat (I am standing beside her, and addressing the guy across the table).

She laughs and says they're not brother and sister.

I reward her with a glance. And then say to them that they look alike so much that if they had babies, they'd all come out looking like this: I stick out my tongue, put my wrists on my head and make an impression of an imbe.cile.

They both laugh like id1ots.

I shoot the sh1t with the guy for a few seconds (while completely ignoring the girl).

Then I tell him I want to speak to his sister for a minute (looking at the girl).

She looks at me, then looks at the guy, he nods.

I put out my palm - like a fake gentleman of the movies - and she takes it.

Then I do something very interesting...

I pivot. I put my back to the guy, and the girl in front of me because if she feels watched, she'd be uncomfortable and self-conscious.

I tell her: "Now he can't see you".

Pause. Just eye-contact...

"You look really hot, and I'm going to get you pregnant".

She giggles.

My phone's dead, so I give her my number, and tell her to call me tomorrow.

I lead her back to her seat, shake my very good friend, then turn around and walk away.

She didn't eventually call me, but this should give you an idea of what's possible...

And if it's a real boyfriend and girlfriend, you'd be wasting your time going for her in his presence.

Tallesty1:
You don't value your life bro

darkenedrebel:
do you do audio?

darkenedrebel:
TV/Movie members - y'all forgive for making this lengthy post here.


ibime jigsawkillah mikuz sinizia llaykorn reyginus lyricist Limerick Jreyez obesemf kr0ne elymaaximuss grayline ksslib guykhena Obainojazz muhdg dj5naira
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Alexpissu Pdizzle Bosville dklef

note : airmark deleted the thread I created for the cypher last night after I posted the 4 verses [mine, lime, obese and liricyst]
we wanted to spice up the section a little and decided to have a little cypher like we do at the end of the year and he deleted it...
I just logged in now seeing 12 likes and 3 shares prolly for the verses I posted last night only to find out the thread was gone....deleted
and he also banned the account[classyalabolas]till 2099 - saying it went around a ban...
note: the classyalabolass account was not created after the ban he unjustly placed on this account but a long time ago
so technically I never went around a ban.. it's not like the account created after my darkenedrebel account was maliciously banned - neither was I under any form of restriction in using my alternates to post there[rap section]. and I would have never used it to post those verses if Kr0ne had replied me on fb.. cos I wanted to send the verses to Krone to post for us... but when he didn't come online I decided to post myself..


I just want y'all to know how a moderator is using personal and selfish interests to hinder the progress of a section he was supposedly put in charge to upholster...
and if y'all know what's good Seun should be notified of his tyranny & irrational decisions
not only did he go MIA for one year, he also doesn't contribute any thing or try to move the section forward.
despite Mikuz's shortcomings at least he still tries to organize tourneys, battles regularly and tries to do something..[LOR and Kings Tourney]
Airmark left his job for One Year and since he returned all he has been doing is banning people indiscriminately...
**he also deleted the thread of the cypher..a cypher tradition we hoped to keep on going forever.. last edition even hit front page last year and he just deleted it without second thought...
utmost disrespect to the culture..

Mr Seun, please review the actions of Airmark - I personally think a more worthier and less sadistic person replace him as Rap section moderator... forgive me if I sound too blunt...
he also neglects the sect. he is supposed to be leading, but instead prefers to engage in pointless back and forth in the sports sect. ...perhaps he should be made a mod there since he spends most of his time there anyway .

I'm begging you Seun... remove Airmark as Rap section's moderator for a much more enthusiastic and impartial person.. Airmark does not care or give a two pence about the section..
I'm only saying this because I care a lot about the sect and is what brought me here, and why a lot of people still log in...
so it's safe to say the section is crucial in your moneymaking venture as well... a battle that hits fp can generate up to 10,000 views - most being facebookers...

I also want to suggest that you make Guykhena, Grayline, or Muhdg a moderator...as they are all of remarkable character and they have the zeal and what it tajes. it's just a suggestion and I sincerely hope you'd look into it.. Thanks ...


Kr0ne - I've sent you the verses on facebook... kindly help in reposting... .

Alexpissu:
WRITING'S ON THE WALL

Bars was great invention...conscious rap first war
Behind these walls ..hissing attention ..I blessed niggas sore
Edge of decay ..religion old cliche in eyes of sinners
Sigh! to the truth ...why Rebel's un-tagged in honor dinners
Loser or prisoner.. sponsored Jami's quotes to take cross
Like my conscience...I never paid a penny for Giyazz loss
Life is a jungle we needed out here like a snake bite
Don't fuss so! talk about Coogar bitting unhealthy appetite
Impregnate brains with wisdom ....A MOD comments famed
They all living a lie ....That truthful revelation was aimed
This n.aked life I slept with... love her till death echoes
Faithful wife ...I further pledge with tongue of geckos
Only thing I endorsed was my coffin ...death is necessary
Never under grace of politicians ...my truth a beneficiary
Devil puts a decent shows ...Man harness his potential curse
Our silence poison us ...besides the side fight we nurse
Wretched minds, false kings never took chances to stand apart
What came between Ely and Coogar ...was crack in the heart
They length in years ...parental dissing was for the loneliest
Peace be still I tutored ...they cut battles as my loveliest
Everyday will separate ...poetry culture clashing with rap battling
Elements of rap balancing ....Jason tackling or llaykorn handling
Wow! Pdizzle precision and order surprised the veterans
His quotes was platinum though ...I retire to late night like Letterman

#Peace

agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.

khristals:
All I would say is, the fascination of any BOOBS drops by almost 50% when the bra is away;

but ASS,.... that just stays as u imagined :-D

..I still can't believe am talking about boobs and ass on a Sunday morning

Abbykem:
And you don't abi

Don't worry, i won't cheat on you

Abbykem:
And they will open their mouth to say ladies cheat

Yall cheat more than men