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SportsRe: Chelsea Thanksgiving In Nigerian Churches by pdpiperpippen: 10:20am On May 21, 2012
May satan stuff your mouth with shhiiit! U smelly, stinky bloody liar son of a baboon! U are a dog, mad man, may thunder and ligthening strike u dead. Wot church?
SportsRe: Chelsea Thanksgiving In Nigerian Churches by pdpiperpippen: 10:16am On May 21, 2012
Donmeca: We have seen various extortions by pastors and priests in various churches but d use of foreign football clubs to grind out more money from happy or expectant fans is so novel and creative one. Today my church was almost blue in colour and when d thanksgiving was announced, Chelsea fans that took over d whole place. They happily and freely gave thanks to God for helping a team based in far away London to win d UCL. The Men of God were grinning from molar to premolar as d donations came. I'm not even talking about reckless celebration that is still going on...leading to loss of lives

Do u have a similar experience in ur own church?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Faulty Predictions by Some Greatmen . by pdpiperpippen: 4:47am On May 21, 2012
Nigeria would have education, housing for all by the year 2000.
FashionRe: Peruvian Hair V. Brazilian Hair: Which Is Better? by pdpiperpippen: 4:33am On May 21, 2012
Seems seun and his crew are running out of ideas, how the hell did this crap make frontpage. Mttccchheeeew!
PoliticsRe: Jega, INEC boss, Escapes Mob Attack In Jigawa by pdpiperpippen: 6:18pm On May 20, 2012
U hail the villian and stone the hero, wot an irony.
CareerRe: Any Hope With 3.49 CGPA? by pdpiperpippen: 7:45am On May 19, 2012
Just tell ur university to write ur GPA on ur certificate grin bloody nearly 2“1 cool
NYSCRe: Corpers Allowance Thread: Have You Received Your Allowee? by pdpiperpippen: 8:02pm On May 18, 2012
I received april and may today, them be wan pay me for june but I say no, make them pay others first grin grin
Car TalkRe: HELP: My Car Is Consuming Too Much Fuel. by pdpiperpippen: 7:58pm On May 18, 2012
Mr moderator your ynash no get hole. grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Borrow 7.9 Billion Dollars. Okonjo-Iweala Approves. by pdpiperpippen: 11:29am On May 18, 2012
I tot the NNPC PPRA and some other agencies are owed the federal government 1.6 thrillion naira under fradulent subsidy payments,that shld hv bin enough to finance the projects
Christianity EtcRe: (pastor Anita Oyakhilome “Birthday Celebration” or Goddess Worship by pdpiperpippen: 9:28pm On May 17, 2012
Just to put it kindly, the author of this thread and moderator are nothing but glorified fools!
Christianity EtcRe: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by pdpiperpippen: 6:40pm On May 17, 2012
And better get this stupidity off frontpage, u are over heating the polity
SportsRe: 11 Foreign Based Players Invited For Super Eagles Qualifying Matches by pdpiperpippen: 3:52pm On May 17, 2012
Keshi I sure do hope u knw wot u doing
BusinessRe: A Prototype Of The N5000 Note (pic) by pdpiperpippen: 5:14pm On May 16, 2012
Awolowo was as unstable as the Nigerian economy,loud as BH IEDs, controversial as nigeria's subsidy scheme, yet we have his face on our naira bill, ojukwu stood up for what he blved, me thinks ojukwu deserves every honour he gets
BusinessRe: A Prototype Of The N5000 Note (pic) by pdpiperpippen: 12:08pm On May 16, 2012
Plans are also rife to have the pics of slain BH leader togther with the pics of muhammudu Buhari, after his monkey, dog and baboon blood is spilled in 2015.
BusinessRe: A Prototype Of The N5000 Note (pic) by pdpiperpippen: 12:04pm On May 16, 2012
The plan is for Awolowo and oduduwa's picture to be on d new 1million naira note grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Private Christian Universities: Faith In Deception? by pdpiperpippen: 8:52pm On May 15, 2012
And whoever authored this shameful tale, you are stuck with redeemers cos u cldn't pass jamb, ur parents sent u to skol and rather than read u were Fooling abt like u are currently doing, u made ur bed lie on it and pls spear me the noise.
Christianity EtcRe: Private Christian Universities: Faith In Deception? by pdpiperpippen: 8:48pm On May 15, 2012
You are a clear case of stupidity gone on rampage. Did anyone force you to pay tithes! Mhen u suck! I'm disgusted, rubbish! Mttcheeeeww!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Private Christian Universities: Faith In Deception? by pdpiperpippen: 8:46pm On May 15, 2012
musKeeto: I'm not surprised. Had a friend at CU too.

For those who think the church doesn't make money, let me give you a hint to the amount of milllions that pour into the church's coffers.
I've worked for one of the parishes of the RCCG. My parish is what's called an AREA headquarters. I had access to most of the financial sheets within our church.

We'll ignore offerings(building, special, seedfaith, all other bullshit), and donations.

TITHES: this is the real windfall
Every month, each member is expected to pay 10% of his salary. For our case study, let's assume one church has a 100 members. Let's also assume each of them earns minimum wage.

18,000 * 10% = 1,800

1,800 * 100 = 180,000naira every month.

Imagine a church has at most 10 branches in a state.

180,000 * 10 =1.8million naira per month..

There are 36 states in Nigeria, Abuja is excluded..

1.8m * 36= 64.8m naira every month..

Need I say more..

REMEMBER OFFERINGS, DONATIONS, SPECIAL SERVICE OFFERINGS, ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THESE FIGURES
FamilyRe: Why Do Some People Maltreat Their Househelps? by pdpiperpippen: 2:54pm On May 15, 2012
Look!! stop talking rubbish moderator, nothing like “some pple maltreating their maids” its common knowledge that women and only women are in the pratice of maltreating maids, men ocassionaly indulge themselves sha! bt that's the exception rather than the rule.
NYSCRe: NYSC Members Shun Work Over Unpaid April Allowances by pdpiperpippen: 2:40pm On May 15, 2012
Govt has removed subsidy on allawi, every corper shld go and generate his/her own allowance. NO MORE SUBSIDY! Una money dey sure-p. GEJ will use it to make bomb available to all by year 2015 grin grin so that wen nxt BH bomb u, u bomb back grin this is sure security for all grin
NYSCRe: NYSC Members Shun Work Over Unpaid April Allowances by pdpiperpippen: 2:34pm On May 15, 2012
Shey u've forgotten when u were singing under the sunshine and in the rain Nigeria we serve! Oya! Now is the time to proof it, next time don't sing what u will not do!
Music/RadioRe: Dbanj's Oliver Twist Single Is No1 On UK Urban & Dance Chart by pdpiperpippen: 8:57am On May 12, 2012
Chai freemason o! Illuminati! Satanists! Shey I talk am!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Or Facebook: Which Is The Best? by pdpiperpippen: 11:05am On May 11, 2012
Nairaland any time any day. Its abt the omly good tin in nigeria
Music/RadioRe: Muna Aplogizes To Legend Modenine by pdpiperpippen: 2:39pm On May 10, 2012
Muna u just shot your career in the heart, no one's going buy ur album or attend ur shows! U wld hv to Bleep ur way outa this mess like u alys have. Rmbnr shay say toto dey get expiry date.
PoliticsRe: LOMA: A Nairalander Who Made Us Proud by pdpiperpippen: 12:17pm On May 10, 2012
Success has many fathers failure is an orphan, who knws d last time he posted on NL maybe 7yrs ago, because he's done great evry1 wants to associate wit him, well he's my younger bro, nat me train am for skol.

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