₦airaland Forum

GGirll:
keep looking for ready made ladies fools... if its ladies you want the ones that wouldn't ask you for anything but you can ask her to do one or two things for you?? irresponsible lots just as made men have great women who suffered with them to the top likewise made women have great men who suffered with them to the top...not bunch of ass-holes crawling on social media fro cheap ladies to scam...if you cant spend on the woman you love who else can you spend on trying always so hard to put ladies down is uncultured n must stop...i aint a feminist but its disgusting to see full fledged adult come here n say rubbish about ladies without one getting annoyed......Davido your icon sang it for you that if you don't have money hide you face...and those ladies that sees guys as a gate way slip should please stop n work hard forget shame n do business, sell pure water if you don't have capital to do better biz n save us from idiotic statements like these....quote me n die!!!!

u be ashawo+witch

tesppidd:
another myopic individual.

you're obviously too young to realize that Femi Falana is a long time critic of Obasanjo.

get the fcck off my mention u schmuck! Did i quote your comment?

nigerians left a young educated president and voted for an old weak man.
we deserve wat we got

why didnt u say this wen he was supporting APC in 2015?
conspiracy theorist!
im not holding brief for obj, i dnt even like him but u r all agent of deceit

TIDDOLL:
Which one is American movie star

His is British

British or not, if he gained prominence by acting in American movies, then American movie star is not out of place.

No hubby again. Freedom is here at last for tiwa. Hmmm

Erudite professor, kpuo num oyibo

Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

u watch films too much. U will end up dead. Notin goes for notin. Mk sure to check the time of my comment.

See women on the offensive God!

emelda86:
Yes ooo...

That's fine.

emelda86:
Yes...how are you

I'm good. How you're having a good weekend

Whoever committed this crime will not escape the wrath of God.

They refused to be responsible and get education but wen shi hit d fan, they look for who to blame.
I hav a bro like dat too. Almost every family is blessed/cursed with such baggage

Send dogs after him jor
Una nor serious.

emelda86:
Thank God Im trading a wise path...

Emy

This is the ladder we've bn singing abt in church.
Ladder ladder ladder ehhhh
Follow the ladder to heaven

Haggui:
Why do girls always pose with their backside?

because that's wat men loves d most. She wan pepper dem.

I watched as GEJ delivered his message yesterday. He didn't read a prepared speech and for the first time I saw a very coordinated and articulated Jonathan.
He is by far better than wat we have now.

ElsonMorali:
Don't leave certainty for uncertainty.

If you want to have Canadian residency. Fine. But you have a job and another source of income. I'll advice you to stay put.

Do you think everybody in Canada is working?

There are white Canadians who are also looking for work.

Some sleep on the streets in freezing weather and if you don't have Canadian work experience or Canadian education you will regret leaving Nigeria.

You can apply for residency if you want to travel for vacation or stuff but don't quit your job because you think there's a job waiting for you there.

All the best.

thanks bro. Much appreciated.

Naija has shown me too many graphic images to the point that I no longer hav goosebumps seeing such inages.
Rip to the dead.

horlarwereleh:
Wow, sorry bro!!

I've moved on. No need for sorry. Life's not a bed of roses.

If u nor fine no just try am abeg.

I tried dating a 21 yr old recently.
No iota of respect
She uses curse words like it's normal
Very arrogant and unwilling to learn.
Had to leave abeg

All tru d period we dated, d nigga kept disturbing her, until we found out we r both AS genotype and she moved over to him.
I dnt hav anytin to tell him.

emelda86:
Lol...

it's bed time Emy, gnyt

Rashduct4luv:
I don't know what is wrong with us. If they work...it's propaganda or politics. If they don't it's blames.

I think we really dont know what we want!

shut up ur mouth there jor, I'm from the town mentioned in dis news, notin like dat is there, if not dem for show u pics, u nor get sense abi ur mumu neva do?

emelda86:
So someone can't walk up to you & say can u snap me or tap you to say snap me plz na wa ooo....

be changing the story u hear, typical woman character

TheCongo2:
And who told you Nairaland was strictly Nigerian? If you want a strictly Nigerian site, feel free to create your own. But I strongly doubt you would have the ability to do so.

I know that Nigerians are generally intelligent but obviously you aren't my type. The reason I have been on Nairaland for long time is because of the information I am gaining from here that have been adding a lot of values to my life.

Nevertheless, I am very well aware that not everyone on here are worth to be given the time of day. You are probably a depressed soul searching for someone to devour. I ain't going to give you that chance.

If Nairaland were filled with your type, I would have been gone long time ago. Thanks God you are not a reflection of this site

VMS - Victim Mentality Syndrome

emelda86:
Are u for real...that's why Nigeria will never be great in a hurry

it is rude to tap a stranger! wat r u saying? i can slap u for that!

ossaisly:
can i be your friend?

but i am married oo. just a female military personnel i can say hi to sometimes, nothing more. thanks

oga titua, ur wife nor do u? na koboko dem go take flog u last last

is it normal to date a guy and not expect him to spend on u?
una nor dey get respect for boy wey no dey giv una money, shey make we no respect ourselves?