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wot about swimming Pearl ? after spanking u, i'll teach u the "BREAST STROKE"

@pearl
Doyin13?? who da freak is dat! and ur hissing at the whole world baby. am gonna have to come down there and smack ur booty!!

@ mykali

guy no be small pepe!! na HOT SAUCE!!

@Ruby_pearl

Oh sorry for not noticing your feminine approach towards the worlds leading sport! i retain my violence swt hrt but join us now and be a pioneer to the future of sport. or we'll have to use the balloon on ur chest for the volleyball, that would make the game "sweet"

Volleyball starts as soon as we pluck the balls out of u, they are waiting

Just when i thought Cote boys wer faster, Nigeria turned them into ivory TOAST.

In her just remember and post any really funny thing that anybody said in your family that you all can never forget.

e.g,

"Daddy when are you going to buy satellite GBISH?"

"Charles who did this?" It wasn't me!!
"Ogom who did this?" It wasn't me!
"Ifeanyi who did this?" It wasn't me!

Is that so!! So a spirit did it eh?!? very good.


"Daddy charles hit my balls !!" where is the ball now?


"Daddy tell Nkechi to stop doing that sound with her mouth!"
"why?"
"Its disturbing my mind"
"ahh Nkechi stop disturbing Ifeanyi's mind!"

Google your question.

Yea I'm a premium user and noff said by Maleeq. i encourage u to purchase a premium account if files u download are split into 10-20 parts. cuz as a free user, u have to wait for about 30mins before u can download another part. i use to be a major free user at one time and i learned a few tricks. u can try it out urself. If u allow a download to exceed 30mins, just wait till its about 95% complete, then go ahead and initiate the second one, keep doing this till u have downloaded all the parts. but its an awful lot of time wen downloading many file parts.

so how do u slow down the download? well if u can get flashget or any of ur favorite download accelerators to integrate with ur browser and initialize downloads, u can limit the bandwidth it uses. but if its a dailup connection ur using then u don't have to go through this cuz dailups a slow.

What kind of a downloader are u anyway? if ur a game freak, a movie freak, applications freak, , Premium account is for U!!
but if ur into books, u can settle for a free account.

b4 the advent of vista i had windows xp and windows 2000 on one machine but different partitions, and i was curious to know if i had to install the same application twice. but i found out that if i installed the application on the legacy O.S (2000), export the registry entries, then import it to xp,it would run smoothly when lunched. but would not work vise versa. So go ahead and try it with vista-xp. First install the program in xp, then extract the registry entries, go to vista and import the entries, run the program and see if it works. u also mite want to right-click on the software exe file and change the compatibility settings to XP service pack 2, and disable the vista visual effects on it,

If ur computer explodes or exhibites abnormal behaviour after this, don't blame me homie

me n ma grl a game freaks, dats y i love her so much! and dats how we met!!. so, We'll sit on d couch togeda like we do, get som cool drinks. and playe fifa 2008 on ma flat screen!! den late at nite, u no d drill.

me n ma grl a game freaks, dats y i love her so much! and dats how we met!!. so, We'll sit on d couch togeda like we do, get som cool drinks. and playe fifa 2008 on ma flat screen!! den late at nite, u no d drill.

On one hand, being single enables u to be in full control of ur desires, be it canal or friendly, it gives u independence, you don't have to worry about another persons problems. All schedules, or decisions are strictly urs. there r no limits, no dependencies and every achievement or success, sadness or disappointments is for u alone. u dont hav to worry dat ur partner is out with friends late at night, u don't hav to worry wen ur friend told u wer ur partner was seen last nite. in fact, every opposite sex is an independent project. and if ur out just for sex, u can get it in hundred fold while being single.


But on the other hand, what is the meaning of life, if not to love and be loved? Love is the highest degree of feeling and if u haven't felt it, then u are in the lowest degree of happiness. Our emotions have been giving to us to harness, to explore and to nurture. A heartbreak is not a bad thing. it is a mentor, a door to a higher level. and of course, being with someone, is the only way u can learn the inevitable responsibility of Parenthood.

wot is all this jargon?? i suggest u find out the definition of the 2 in google, then come and ask real questions,


, and u people answering this question i bet u feel smart huh?!? u've answered the question and u feel like somthin, this is so weak, LAST WEAK!! all d answers are so jumbled up i cant even make sense out of it. i'm so sad,

alot of people come accross this junction. i know how u feel. all of us into computers are also flexible and vibrant. but the big question is always ther, "wer do i go?" which is more prosperous? if i do this, would i be missing that? etc, but the answer is really in urself, i'll advice that u delve deep into each of these certifications and find out which one FITS UR LIFESTYLE,and wer each one would lead u to and how effective it is in d business(cuz its all about the business man!!). does it facilitate the most inportant goal of the business? and remember its always a good thing to at least be a MASTER OF 1., and have adequate skill in d rest.
finally, there r alot of forums out there for u to join and see how others in different sectors are fairing, they always have a good story to tell.

Hmm, ,
LSASS is a Windows component shown in error messages, often due to a virus infection such as Sasser. It exploits a recently patched vulnerability in lsass.exe. major infections would cause your computer to shut down in 60 seconds. but u didnt mention dat. wot u can do is copy the error message and past it in a google search. you'll surely get som helpful results.

tell me ur progress,

hmmm,
From what you've explained, the windows vista is still installed on the machine u are trying to recover, and from my analysis, i think your problem has to do with the "FILE SYSTEM" that has been formatted on the harddisk. u mentioned using windows 98 to try and recover it. good. but the vista definately formatted the harddisk using NTFS file system. so there is no way windows 98 will detect the hard disk, but i guess windows xp should hav detected it because it can read ntfs file partitions aswell!?!? i wonder why. anyway, i think theres a way around this, lets try n get it back to

Now since its vista on the system currently, u'll need to trace ur steps back. Go get your windows vista cd, and run d setup, go through the norms, u'll get to a part wer u can specify which partition to install on, and the type of file system to use just like dat of winxp. its a bit tricky but i guess u can find ur way around, U have to choose FAT32 file system and format it. now after formatting the drive, windows will either ask u to continue, or it mite start to install imediately. well since we hav accomplished our file format, u can safely abort or restart.

now dat the disk partition is Fat32, u can install any operating system, except win3.1 lol.


DISCLAIMER>

If for any reason during this operation ur harddisk crashes or it explodes and u die, i will not be held liable for it OKAYYY!!!!!

hmmm me, i was a darrn rascal, !!!!

i remember my best friend ezugo in junior high, airforce secondary school portharcourt. he was so intelligent, while i was such a dons, my dady always wondered y i wouldnt copy from him. so i thought of somthing. i started making him touch girls in thier asses and presses on thier breasts he was soooo excited!! everyday we would press on girls. my aim was to DOWNGRADE hi GRADES, altleast a little, to make up for mine lol,
wel dat didnt work, i also remember hiding in the bushes and throwing stones at teachers i hated!! LOL i remember my maths teacher, i liked him so much Mr Nakpodia, but one day he broke my hrt , he flogged me eh!! he liked to pull his shoes during classs, u no wot i did, yep u guessed it but no. i didnt steal it. not possible, i put soldier ants inside his sucks!!!! hahahahahahahahaaa. after class, i made sure i monitored him closely, he danced his way to staff office!! i think i pressed almost all d fine girls in my set, except the quiet ones.

i was later taken to another school in SS1  .Marist brothers Juniorate.  DAMN!! buncha homosexuals up in dat. ontop of dat, there was dis senior dat kept buggin mee. tellin me HOMO-SHIT!!! wen i refused, he started to punish me!! always flogging me during manual labour  so i had a plan(GOD 4GIV ME) one day he came to meet me in d dorm and started his stupid talk, i agreed.wen everyone went to class. i stayed just as planned. he came. i asked to giv him a job. he was so suprised and excited!!(HEH HEH HEH) i closed my eyes and i know i hav never bitten a human bieng so hard in my life!!!!!he cried and shouted!!! alarming half d school but only a few pwople knew thank goodness. he had to go home for a month!! everytime he saw mee. he would frown at himself. cuz he knew dat if he tried anything, PLAN B would com up!!.

@ blessing,

Fine girl, u 4got to tell them ur platoon o!! well they obviously know p7 was heaven, hope ur doing fine o! so ur in abuja eh!! hav fun

Incase u all couldnt picture me clearly, heres one. i stunbled on the jigawa book of records, and all d pictures there wer so ugly eh!! i know u all feel me on this, i just had such a good laugh wen flippin through the pages. even u blessing sef, u WOWO for dat book. but ur a queen we all know dat.

Hey callin on all Kazaure coppers!!! HOLLAA!!!!

Hello everyone!! i wish i had known about this thread long time ago . anyway i'm Ifeanyi, a 2006 Batch A, i served in kazaure Informatics. i was in platoon 7 rite next to the MONKEY platoon !!! which was platoon 8. i was always in dutse, as in ALL D TIME. my best buddy was Ibrahim Sabir Awwal. i was also a member of NACC. really miss uche d callup party grl. she was a good friend. anyway if u happen to com to ph u can catch me in Ciscon services nigeria ltd. I'm in the I.T section. the network admin/helpdesk engineer. i'll b going for my ccna this month. wish me success, bye!!

this is a message to all infidels in abia state. just because u couldn't get to see naked grls legitimately doesnt mean u should go crazed nd start harrasing them. since u want to imitate Islam u all will burn in the holy sea of fire during this month of RAMADAN.