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People get mind sha, especially ladies. How do you take rides with no money? Assuming you brought her to her house initially with no issue, how was she plaaning to pay you? Would she have just said she wouldnt pay, even without any issue through out the trip?

Felicity001:
So last night I put ine little brat in her place by driving her to a police station.

I was at world oil/Blanco,lekki when this request to Ogudu came in just 800meters away. She called to inform me where she was going and Where she was, though she didn't really know so a guy gave me a proper direction. She was polite in the phone.

Got to PU and called to inform them I was outside but I'd to call again after 2min of paid waiting time to ask of their whereabout b4 they came out.

This girl was just pulling my door knob without any form of notification she's out, the young guy came to my window and I wind down so he told me he was the ine that requested but the girl is the ine going. Okay, no problem... I unlocked the doors and they hugged each other and she hooped in.

My seats were already cold and she mood Immidiately seating down so I turned to look at her to find out if there was a problem.

Why are you looking at me like that? She said. Did I entered somebody's private car, this doesn't look like a Uber ooh... Pls wait let me confirm again. She tried calling the guy but he had already gone back inside. She called my line and it rang so she was relaxed and then we started the trip.

Me: where is this place on yiur address
Ogudu road, ojota she replied.

Aunty don carry her 2 left legs fold untop2my seat dey make calls for back, I cautioned her to seat properly. Those were our only words to each other.

Got to her destination and the street is off Ogudu so I mistook it to a very bad road I enter earlier in the day to pickup a rider so I park right in front of the street and told her sorry I can't enter thus your street its very bad my experience today was not pleasant.

as if she was waiting for such opportunity b4, na so aunty start to talk plenty oh, I won't pay you, why did I book a ride, why didnt you say you won't enter my street b4 we started the trip, I wont pay you kobo... Shuu! Fromnthe map where you're going to is just 70meters away... For where? Maybe she was annoy that I asked her to seat properly b4... I just ended the ride since she doesnt have manners of approach and made boost of not paying. Trip ended N3,200

This girl was still ranting, I don off engine already, like 3min she wasn't making any move at all and kept quiet. It was dark and the area was scanty somehow, who will now listen to us I thought...

I took my phone and search for the nearest police station on Google map.
Me: you don't want to pay me my money abi? I started the car and drove off, you go see craze today i told her.

She was still talking, you want to kidnapp me? Bla bla bla... Where are you talking me to, bla bla bla... Tobthe police station i said...

To cut the story short... Na she first jump down and started narrating to the police men and women what happened, insulting me right in their presence. She wouldn't even allow me talk. Las Las she said money is in the house, her phone is dead, she can't do payment, all sort of excuses. One of the police women suggested she use a bike to her house she refused. She started shedding crocodile tears... I told her tears don't move me.

Finally, one of the officers called me aside and told menthe street is not as bad as I thought that their HMO hospital is located in that street that I should just take her let her pay me so i can go. I said only on one condition, she pay me first because I might get there and another drama will start. So the officer offered to go with us.

Getting to her house, this girl no even get shi shi she started to make several calls for money. Webt inside to get 1k from God knows who, came back to her beg in the car to get N200 and then one Joshep guy transferred 2k to my account. olopka man just dey laugh as I dey go drop am for station.

I gave the police guy the N1200 he refused to accept it. He said I should not worry.

In fact enh... I was just wondering! So you no get money na him ur mouth dey run like tap like this?

Stomoney:
Guys please help choose, I'm in a confusion state


100k work in ikorodu as an experienced ASM
60k work in Ibadan as a non experienced fleet Telematics.

I have today to decide

Housing is cheaper in ikorodu than most parts of Lagos. You might even be paying same house rent in ikorodu as you would in Ibadan.

Go for 100k ikorodu job.

BAZ001:
No nooo he can’t afford Uber,
he loves bus so much “missing poverty days”


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Wait
Was there ever a time he was taking a bus and said he loved bus?

Did he say he avoided body scratching with defensive driving?
Seems, I missed all these.

You always reference these to him everytime.

But I sincerely hope the young man is fine wherever he is now

Felicity001:
Thats true oh! You sure it's not cheerfulgiver?

OMG

I will stop coming to this thread. I have been trying not to laugh where I am now but can't help it.

Why did you erase your acct number?

Do you know there are friends here that can bless your acct with millions like Davido?

eyinola:
sweet words and lies full her mouth,after so much talk on dec 17th she said she will ask act act details d second day she she didn't ask but I sent it to her no response, since that dec 18th no response and yesterday when i got home after the day hustle i only sent hello as a reminder so na the hello make her dey talk say i dey message her midnight very funny woman so next thing na to block me on calls and chat if u no dey owe me wetin i wan message u for na

Say the truth, you know him or you no know him?

Ghost1994:
Let me tell you something but na truth

Nigerians wealthy/rich people are more wicked than average people. Know this and know peace. Don’t even talk about celebrity own cos majority of them are more useless.

Have treat countless of celeb fxcked up (I carried DJ spinal sister one time like that to their house around prince Ebeano Oniru, sis didn’t tell me say na tf she wan do after vibing and rhyming songs for sound city we zoom zoom reach their gate, madam: call your account okay okay what’s your name on the account okay okay she wan open door Dey go… I was like excuse where are you going? She said her brother will send it—— send what? Madam call your brother to do it here.. haha you’re not the only Uber guy have done this to now besides am not running away this is my house——- madam that’s not my business how am I supposed to know this is your house one gwagon park in front of my car nigga come out:::: uncle that’s my brother have texted him to come and give you your money he’s dj spinal’’ I don’t know him he came bros how much take—- sis said look he said he don’t know you! Oga shocked I repeated my statements uncle I don’t know you Abi shey you to know me?) he Smile and I smiled too

In these hustle, have learnt allot and it’s makes me reason that majority of the rich folks wey be say they suffer reach the top are more wicked than normal poor/average people….. they treat their workers/house help like trash…..

This guy is a professional drummer, he plays/played for Psquare. I don't know how he is doing now but if/that things go south doesn't translate to him being lazy or useless. This is when the wife should support and keep the family together. This is what marriage is all about
There could be another reason for the breakup but I'm just saying dumping your struggling partner because of financial status when he/she needs support most in marriage isn't totally fine.

Or we should just cancel the word MARRIAGE if a partner is justified to neglect his/her other half in distress.

BTW, you guys should stop tagging every poor people lazy or useless. Being poor doesn't always mean being lazy and being rich doesn't always mean being hardworking. Time and life happens to everyone.

Simran94:
You think kaffy is an ordinary dancer? Kaffy is a professional dancer both home and abroad. Not just a dancer, she does other gigs too that fetch her millions. How do you think she’s being able to afford an expensive lifestyle?

Besides, there are some men that once their wives are rich and famous, they prefer to continue living idle without doing anything else. How long will kaffy continue to provide for the family alone? How long will the husband continue to be a drummer boy without a job? You think it will be easy for her to do till forever?

What happens to "for better for worse"?

Kaffy is a lifetime dancer, the husband is a lifetime drummer. These are professions each of them was into before the marriage. When did that suddenly become lack of ambition again?

We4all:
Try to read between the lines and understand where she is coming from.

You do not need to marry a million times for your destiny to align with your partner. You also do not need to wait a million years to be both on the same page.

Even from the public point of view, one can easily tell that the one who has been keeping the marriage going is Kaffy.

That guy hasn’t had a professional growth in years and has choose to be a lifetime drummer.

Kaffy obviously is tired of pushing and has now realized that he doesn’t possess her kind of ambition and determination to succeed in life.

Her decision: “Endure or tow a different path”. Of course she choose the latter!

jikins:
When you go grow up? Must you bring tribal sentiments into everything?

Where is the tribal statement?

You judged the man wrongly because of your own ignorance.


SE is Super Eagle

Same advice I told my wife few days ago.

I sincerely dont know why people opt for this rather than piggyvest or leave their money in their bank accounts

kanuisagoat:
My advice to anyone reading this is, don't do it.

1. Someone who has collected money may disappear, may be involved in a road accident leading to loss of life or a may contract a terminal disease. If that happens, part of your money is gone.

2. If you're not the first person to collect, the money would have lost some value before it gets to your turn. N50,000 naira in January is not the same as N50,000 naira in May.

My advice, open a mutual fund account and keep your money there. You earn some interest on it which may not keep up with inflation but is much better than doing the contribution

Pearl1910:
Is Akute/Ajuwon/Alagbole as bad as it's painted here?

Dont always believe all you read online.
They talk bad of iju ishaus but it isn't as bad as they say.

You guys should leave cheerfulgiver alone, especially felicity001 and Baz001

Felicity0001:
Na only this mopol gun shoot go fit stop this fight from happening today...

Me patiently waiting for this guy.
I don tell am anything I drink here na him go pay

This job is not for the fainted hearted

Be like you don meet a hoodlum rider today.

IFSHR:
The way you were patient with felicity? one of your customer ba

The way I laugh at some posts most times I come to this thread, it might make one look crazy to people around.

Tobijays:
Hello house, happy new year boss we will all hit our target this year. I want to make an enquiry please I want to take a bolt/ Uber ride from Ibadan to Lagos with 4 traveling bags. My question is, will the driver allow me to carry along with me , my load and another guest. Thank you

Drivers will surely opt for offline trips from ibadan to Lagos. Be ready to pay 15-25k, depending on the driver.

If your loads aren't more than what the vehicle can contain, with prior negotiation with the driver, he should let you. Uberbolt allows luggage as long as the driver feels his car can take them.

Safe trip

kanuisagoat:
At least your sister now knows she can check details of the car on her app and will not ask another driver to wind down his glass.

I had thought you were a gentle man to an extent but with this reply, you obviously love vawulence.

How can educated people even believe a coin regulated and controlled by zuga from his bedroom will be a legit coin?

pakirisuitesphc:
I wish people like you and the evil samzuga could have conscience, he lured people with false hope of artificially inflated scam coin, when they asked for withdrawal, he devalued the coin far below the price most of them bought it. You are here now asking new people to come and enter the trap again, well I don't blame the Fraudsters alone, I also blame the gullible people that believe buying coin of 10k and seeing 1m in their wallet would one day be a reality are the real mumu. When we advised then, some cursed us and abuse our family.

Glithronix:
Good afternoon, brother.
I was expecting some senior men to talk about buying a Honda car as Nigerian used.
Because I hear a lot of people condemning buying Nigerian-used cars for bolt/Uber work.
Abi e no mean anything ni?

Any car brand can give a problem if it is in a bad shape. Nothing bad in buying a nigerian used honda or any car as far as you buy a sound car.

Know what you want and how to go for it

Good luck

The right reply from driver should be "Who are you?"

How do you order a ride and call a driver and the next thing is "where are you?" At least start with "I ordered a ride.........."

Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded is true.
This business is formality,
The rider already made a request (ordering for a ride) and as a driver u already accepted the request.
The next step should be straight to business.
Where are you!

But then we are wired differently

OMG!

This man is in love with wahala.

What's this oga felicity

Felicity0001:
In that case did you bought from him after wards, how long did you petronized him before you noticed the cracking sound on your engine? If it's more than twice or thrice then I don't think he deserves a second chance and you also need to tell us if after you called his attention to it weather you still bought oil from him/her and the difference you saw.

For you to have recommended 20W50 from Mobil filling stations and then GAZZUZZ for synthetic it therefore means you've given up faith on all of these so call importers of motor oil due to your unfortunate experience and have stopped doing business with the fake oil importer.

One thing we all should know is this, that a product is from the USA, UK or any other reputable overseas countries doesn't make it genuine or authentic o same way we have fake in Nigeria is same way we also have fake products over there the only thing is theirs is minimal.

Going forward I still think you should mention that person let him come up and clear his name so it can serve as a lesson to anyone who thinks they can get rich quick by doing shady business or go scout free on every wrong doing but if you shade the person its therefore means you're supporting evil and keeping a blind eyes while seeing innocent people falling into a dish.

Chillex8 at some point called out dru23 for selling Castro to him that dried up after few days, many times here dru23 has also not failed to call out drivers who in the end we have seen are innocent so bro call that person out lets here from him.

I off My mic.

Thought you were on Dru's side on this oil thing

kanuisagoat:
Unpopular opinion. Just buy 20w50 from a reliable Mobil station and change religiously every 3000 miles.

Better to use original Mobil 20w50 that you change frequently than buy fake penzoil or whatever that you'll keep in your engine for long because you thought you got an original

tmtech:
Top 4 in epl is about to get super exciting

LOL, You think Newcastle have a shot at top 4 this season with new signings? Check their position on the table

Scammer

Story upon story everyday but nothing concrete to show for it.

How much longer will your agents and merchants who have parted with their hard earned money for this shit have to wait?

Few months ago, you boasted an official website would be launched where merchants and agents will be able to withdraw. How far?

Gnosticstudent:
REINTRODUCING SAMZUGA VISION
02-02-2020

This vision was birthed on a very unique day in history that you see only the two figures from the day, month and year above. The unique blend of these numbers will not happen like this again until after 900 years.

God told me that, every other person woke up on that day like any other day. But to me, the day will go into history as a memorial as it is today.

This vision was delivered to me by 7am at House Number 7, 7th Street, Hamariah Big Mosque Area in Dubai with a mandate to execute 7 assignments as listed below:

1. Free Medical Treatment
2. Tuition Free Education
3. Financial Revolution
4 Agricultural Revolution
5. Green and Digital Economy.
6. Peace Advocacy
7.Talents Discovery

Take a look at the brief description of each mandate respectively.

FREE MEDICAL TREATMENT
This has been going on since 2002 across Nigeria. Taking care of both the less privileged and the privileged with amazing testimonies. It is currently going on in more than 50 locations.

TUITION FREE EDUCATION.
This mandate is to give every Nigerian and African child the privilege of attending school from Nursery/Primary to University education with a tuition free scheme put in place for all children whose parents are registered members of Samzuga Family. (The registration is in categories and is yearly). Modalities has been put in place to pick every child hawking on the street during school hours to their parents or wards to find out the reason they are not in school and look for the means of livelihood for their parents, get the parents registered as members of Sam Zuga Foundation to qualify such children to be enrolled in the School with free tuition fee. Nursery/Primary and Secondary Schools are expected to be established in each State in Nigeria with boarding facilities and a health Clinic depending on the environment. This gesture is expected to extend massively to each Local Government in Nigeria with time.

FINANCIAL REVOLUTION
Lack of money has and will continue to pave the way for the emergence of many social and heinous vices in the society. The 02-02-2020 vision is poised to harness every legitimate and available means and resources to help all registered members of Samzuga Family have financial freedom.

AGRICULTURAL REVOLUTION
This mandate aims to introduce the easiest ways to go about agriculture in Nigeria and Africa through the deployment of modern facilities driven by Technology and Artificial Intelligence. Farming will no longer be a task, a risk or a burden but a game of fun and dignity in labour.

GREEN AND DIGITAL ECONOMY
This will introduce the opportunities in the digital world to combat and tame the damages done to our ecosystem which has now led us to climate change and revive the economy through Artificial Intelligence to enable us move with the times and calenders of Global trends and events. This would be achieved through Samzuga University of Green and Digital Economy and Samzuga Green Academy.

PEACE ADVOCACY
True development is a natural product of relative peace and tranquility. No meaningful development will take place in the absence of peace. Strategic peace policies have been introduced through this vision to foster peace in Nigeria and Africa to pave the way for rapid and sustainable development.

TALENT DISCOVERY
The talent discovery mandate will focus on discovery and harvesting hidden talents and skills in youths, ranging from sports, science, creativity and technology. Competitions and exhibitions would be organized to pick the best brains and sponsor them to release, pursue and profit from their potentials.

In summary, the Samzuga vision 02-02-2020 is aimed at making Nigeria and Africa so comfortable that, no Nigerian or African will see the need of migrating or traveling to other countries to look for greener pastures when in reality our land is full of the greenest pastures. The actualization of this vision will bring Nigerians and Africans back home to come and enjoy the good of the land. In the end brain drain will stop, modern slavery will end and the glory of the Africa continent will be fully restored

Archbishop Prof Sam Zuga

Bennycollins:
It's this mentality that make these white people so undermine us.
They can't block any European international from playing for his country if invited. Players themselves have been speaking up against clubs trying to so block them. Ours is that "it's the club that pays us". No break forpaid employees?

Call it whatever you like. If a foreign country club which pays their players can fight to retain their players during AFCON so to avoid relegation, it will do it.

Escaping relegation is as important as AFCON to you also.

If You own a club and a player is important to your league survival, would you release such player to AFCON, even if you have the chance to hold the player down and play for the club?

You dont need to 'educate' me, I know all these. It just appeared funny as you came up with the usual uberbolt recommendations.

dru23:
The guy is buying is very first car , I don't think you read that part so let me educate you young man

When buying your very first car , you want something cheap , manageable, something you can learn from before buying more expensive car ......

When buying ur first car, you will get into a little accident here and their. People will scratch your car and you will scratch theirs etc You might even forget to do the basic things as car owner .

So when u learn all these things it will prepare u better when u are ready to buy your dream car or whatever upgrade u can afford.

sonofElElyon:
Why leave out Onuachu

Injured

Bennycollins:
This is not good for the team at all. Two of the most dependable forwards out!
What's it with Watford sef, because they want to avoid relegation or what can they even achieve in the EPL? Osimhen is obviously in conspiracy with his club.

LOL. So Watford should freely allow Dennis go, even if they have a way to block him, even when you said it yourself they want to escape relegation? Same player they pay?

As AFCOn is important to you, staying in EPL os equally or more important to Watford also.

How did you come to that conclusion? Same Osimeh that said he was ready to go AFCON even before his club certified him fit? All of a sudden, you alleged he never wanted to go before.

BTW, He tested positive in Italy, do you expect a positive person to be allowed to come back to Eagles camp? Or do you think CAF will leave open player replacement for ever till he recovers which can even be over a week sometimes?

shadrach77:
Why is he testing positive for Covid now that AFCON is just around the corner.

The guy never wanted to partake in AFCON from the start.

Isolation period is only 7 days and the competition is not starting till the 10th so what's his problem?

Zico5:
The op is not truthful. Femi Adebayo is older than Odunlade Adekola. Femi is not less than 47 years old.

I was also confused at first. Femi should be about 50 or 2-3 years away from 50

dru23:
Corolla or Honda civic or elantra

LOL, no be ehailing e wan do now.

The owner fit dey wish he had brought the car to you for repairs, if he's reading now