₦airaland Forum

Heyyyy:
I want somewhere outside where I reside

Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.

tunlapapa:
I pity the guy as those pushing him won't be there when he enters gutter.

That DTO he's been called for is a death sentence.
There is no way he will find it easy to pay N37k weekly for 4 years using only one platform.

eyinola:
How I wan take cancel and vex comot here now I drive enter compound ? Security go backyard? I dey call madam she dey say she's coming downstairs since over 20 mins..abeg ooo na no 6 ijadola street for ilupeju i dey oooooo just incase

BAZ001:
Becos of Freon Ahn Ahn

Mbok beg ur baba ooh
Plllllsss okada don already scratch my front bumper today inside traffic and he was running and waving sorry sir.
Pls I don’t want down time one abroad motivator said we must do 12hrs online every day of this year and we will see 2million naira in our account by January.
Na d matter we dey pursue now, since our Nigerian motivator don go vacation again



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Barbiturate:
Thanks. I just finished speaking with him on the phone. He said it's not the absence of the catalyst that is making my car consume fuel

Pearl1910:
Person wey no well...shebi now him don go Apapa again to fix AC.

Lush100:
Dear madam,
This things are rational and normal.
The same way you drove a car for short distance and it overheated,
You left the car and went for another car.
Is like when your husband needs to drive you (have sex ) but (you overreact, nag and complain ) you are overheating and claim sex twice a month (2km) is enough.
Your husband will leave you and go and take another car (the maid).
As Dr Mapulanga advised, ensure regular servicing (sex) to avoid same occurrence in the future.

@gentlelife50, if this advice meet u well, u know what to do

Felicity0001:
Cry some more

northbird:
Baba. You need to see the Chinese riders I hv encountered, very efficient. These guys don't waste time.

I mean the last one, I picked from Sheraton hotel going to V. I. The guy was already waiting for me at the lobby. Infact, I learned something new that day.

Gnosticstudent:
Just landed in London this morning 9/11/2021. Waiting to board a connecting flight to Glasgow Scotland, where I will be meeting with other world leaders at Cop26 Global climate change summit as one of Nigeria delegates.

I thank Nigerian Government for finding me worthy to represent in this capacity. All my travel documents are paid by the Federal Government. Who am I to deserve this honour. I return all the glory to the Almighty God for this privilege.

Archbishop Prof Sam Zuga

BAZ001:
Thank you boss, you saved my ass with this post

Got request 1.9 to Chevy view estate
Rider: where are you
Me: ur estate gate
Rider : your name bla bla
Security man: next building on your right
.... 8mins waiting

Me: calling rider but phone busy
Rider called: where are you
Me: inside your estate
R: okay I’m coming
Na so I open nairaland too see new drama or gbas gbos or new motivation ...
I saw avoid chevron, orchid road and likes
Flip my google map and saw 35mins delay.
Chaiii how do I escape from dis estate mbok ?
Rider: (ring ring) I’m outside I can’t see u
Me: I’m at block B
Rider I’m at block D opposite B
Me: security told me it’s dis building
Rider: (raising her voice ) Oga I can’t see you and I’m outside
Me: is there any other block D cos I can see block D opposite me (I was already reversing)
I saw her standing in front of her block
Rider: is dt you reversing
Me : yes
Rider: okay see me here
Just like six walking step dis girl want me to turn and pick her at her Parlour. Other riders walked out to the main road to enter their cabs.
You get two heads?
I just activated d Hoodlum driver sense.
Started my low mileage Camry and was driving slowly while she was staring at me.
She called and I picked with millionaire driver’s voice
Rider: oga where are you going
Me: I don’t want wahala dis afternoon, d sun is too much.
Rider: what do you mean
Me: I ve canceled d ride
Rider: why did you cancel ?
Me: you look troublesome and I don’t want trouble.

I quickly cut d line before she abuse me
Na so I jappa from chevron traffic

Thanks to you and Juwonmania

mejai:
@ peeps4u, Na their trademark.... Uber naija used, what do u expect

tojahh:
I thought you will school him same way you schooled the other guy for mentioning Ewedu.

E don reach BIG MAN turn now, mouth don soft.

We gather dey!

nheyol:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is adeniji samuel, I'm a 200L student of a state university in the country studying a 4 year course.

On January, .... I was hell broke(so broke I couldn't even feed)

I had heard of this online business, but I didn't have any guidance on how to go about it, AND I didn't even have money to buy the course available for it.

I decided I was going to find a way to buy the course, so I took a job as a fuel station attendant (I worked there for 6 months) until june I saved up some money.

I bought the course and started studying and implementing all I had learnt, day and night...

It was as if nothing was working "I was desperate! I wasn't making money."

But I kept on...


Finally this year, I got the breakthrough. I got my first payment.

Fast forward to today, I have been making at least 400k in a month but I can't keep up with my 50k monthly fuel station attendant

I'm thinking of terminating the job but I don't want to make a decision that will affect me for the rest of my life so I'm seeking for your honest opinion.



Should I quit the job and focus more on my online business?

Olayetan:
I forgot, you change the boot up catcher. The spring is slacked

jaymejate:
06

jaymejate:
Hello everyone. Happy Sunday.

Please I'm about to get a car. Please should I go for Civic or 04 to 05 accord.
The civics I saw; one is 900k another is 850k. They no gree 750 nor 800k.
Abeg

Pearl1910:
I have read again and ur two posts don't connect.
Simple question u dey talk story.
All I was interested in was ur statement of u usually grossing 25k with 4k fuel with 80% of trips without surge in recent weeks. 80% of trips without surge is unlikely when town is always red from morning till night these days.

Don't ask me any silly question, everybody knows what u get with a Corolla on the average.
Na me no respect myself when I come ask u question.

Dailyparrot:
He's not igbo. Even if he is, Ewedu has taken over his brain.

There are sensitive topics you don't discuss with a rider. They include but not limited to

1. Tribe
2. Religious affiliation
3. Sexual orientation

These are topics that will definitely offend people when you take side against their leaning.

That nigga been throwing jab at igbos at the slightest opportunity.

If you must know, I don't read the nonsense epistle he writes... I skip them.

Butterbean:
I seriously need ur help guys
I applied for the covid-19 loan, NYIF & NIB household but up till now none has been approved yet. What am I doing wrong ?
The covid loan is still saying BVN does not exist
The nib loan has not sent any message yet
Some should please direct me I'm frustrated

Felicity0001:
Ha! Boss longest... I don ask of u sotey I tire na

You just forget ur boy no be so oh baba

Felicity0001:
Pope191 come finish your story now!

But menh!!! That was a difficult situation there bro... If I was the one I wouldn't have wasted time at all I for don create a scene before she start doing any wahala. The girl is a cheat and I'm sure it's not her first time doing that.

This is why I always make friends with both good guys and the very bad once everywhere I go.

Like in mushin now, I've two joints in mushin with at least 2 or 3 people's contacts each time I'm gallant and around I go there buy a carton of action bitter and Chelsea with SK...

Ketu i get guys there, Ajah/lekki I&II I get joint and contacts

Suru/Aguda, Iyana ipaja that one na steady... Those hoodlums know me very well...

Police contact dey, DAIG, Area commandant (area F), Commissioner, LASMA, TASKFORCE, VIO chairman's wife, Lagos State I have her contact...

Though I try to be very civil and law abiding in my dealings because that's what the Commissioner asked me and warn me never to ring his private line if I did anything wrong but if I'm not just a phone call or his presence is enough... He has done it once for me before so I know.

Every trouble has it's own solution weather na hoodlums or lawyer we ready.

Also, my last name has helped me many times without even making any phone call just my ID alone settles it but most times money dey go down.

So every business person must have a competitive advantage to stay afloat o.

To survive in this country you need to know people

But las las na God win am shall.


I ran into a trouble with a DAIG on Thursday at Intercontinental Hotel, ikoyi that the man slapped me 3 times... I wanted to retaliate b4 oh but his grey hair was his saving grace... The man was in a black suit... I insulted him tire... He asked his boys to take me to barbeach police station... We got there I didn't spend up to 5min and i was released... las las na contact end am.

Felicity0001:
I love this yiur ratimg but where Benin and Osun dey na.

I thought I saw a driver in Benin gross 120k easily

Felicity0001:
9ja used 04 matrix.... Manual transmission...

Hmm...

Depend on the numbers of yrs used...

If it's within 2yrs.... 800k to 1m
Above 2yrs... 650k-800k

pakirisuitesphc:
Sorry, you can't even convert your ZUGACOIN on Remitano, below is the email I got from them.
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temitope27:
at least he will be able to participate in world cup even if he is on the bench

temitope27:
But y Canada? England would have been better

Nusah09:
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Download their app, register and do your transfer asap.

Iamicekid:
Nice one from the Governor, but make the girl sha use am well, take am go uk or USA go do masters bag First class then she go come dey choose prices for job, cause Na once in a life time opportunity she don see like this ooo

slimcassi:
Hello guys
So I opened a thread several months back about a little chicken that refused to go away which I decided to keep as a pet.
There were mixed reactions about keeping a chicken as pet and though the previous thread was hilarious well we have come this far....

If you haven't seen the previous thread, check it out. https://www.nairaland.com/6281705/little-chick-found-doesnt-want

Like the topic said, Mira is now a mom although it wasn't easy her first batch of eggs she layed had to be destroyed due to my negligence, but with proper care and attention she was successfully delivered of 12new little chickens

Being her first time, I would say I'm glad she hatched all 12eggs.