₦airaland Forum

coolzeal:
I hate snakes.

My favourite animal so far... Looking forward to having it as a pretty pet some day.

CaptainEColeJnr:
why must you call him a f00l?
if I report you to the mods now.. I hope you'd like it?
Besides people who brags about flying in an aircraft are actually the ones who are just flying it for the first few times of their life...

before you quote me.... I've flown more than the number of your age.. gaddemnit

It doesn't matter how many times you've flown, but how much rubbies got attracted to it.

Leriebloom:
And you took or time reading my nonsense

You musn't reply a fool... For a fact that you flew the air isn't a big deal. Maybe he hasn't.

Damn that dude...

ehie:
Road Safety never see anything yet. They are lucky this is nigeria not the US where person go just carry gun scatter them

Have you been to the state, ever?

Destined2win:
I hate when I am chatting with a girl and she is typing 'kk'. Is she mad


Before I chat with her again, she must beg me

Please sir re-instate your chat; seem like you misplaced a whatsapp message for nairaland.

SweetBoyFriend:
Nigeria is still 400 years behind civilization.
Why on earth would you beat a thief that stole 10 naira ??

Meanwhile you congratulate the politicians that steals billions of naira

You sound like a thief

EEZe:
sparm

Sparm

AdonaiRoofing:
This is Eke and it's harmless. We worship it in my village

Thou generation of vipers

KINGinVAHALA:
Why didnt u asked her? you allowed her to leave and u came here asking us.

Anyways, for me i loved it on ladies. It makes them look sexier and also turns me on.

I can even kill for a lady on waist bead. to me, its erected dick non-stop whenever i'm with a lady on waist bead.

Just beads, do turn you on?

Damn , this is a spiritual issue. You've got to visit a prophet.

@ martineverest 96% of people living in penury today are your exact type.

Change your mentality or tomorrow i will stand with those who'll mock you. Period.

ikombe:
Money must be made @ all cost

Legally or illegally

And this is why in a trans God showed me you'll be locked up in jail for infinity in the coming decade.

Be careful, and don't engage into doing illegal things.

FEAR GOD

samex4rill:
GUY are you sure you are okay? If scamming is what your family does then keep it keep it within yourselves as a family biz don't try to include me.


I ever scammed you? Or you ever paid me for adsense and I never delivered?

You must be high on something, enemy of progress

I laugh in spannish...

So, you're trying to play tricks with your comment in other to convince people you're real.

Damn. Nigerians like you are worth to linger in prison for years on end, even die in jail.

sukkot:
what is it with igbo people and dogs ? flavor has like 5, phyno has 3, and toto decay has like 10

let me find out yall are breeding these dogs to make ofe onugbu dog soup. let me find out

And Tonto Dike is now Toto Decay.... I see

M4gunners:
If we play complete 90mints with 11 men in each of the side, Barcelona is going down bet me.

And i'm getting bored of all this Linda sh*t. Make i join the barcelona talk, ni.

Davidovinci:
She finally got what she wanted.....


Pastor chris ain't innocent in all this(ain't judging), but i respect the man for trying to make the marriage work...


If it was a case of cheating i'd undestand why she was putting on a show/bn dramatic... but it ain't. why divorce?


Well... all the best to her..besides, Salvation is a personal thing

In real christendom, this wouldn't have called for strict divorce.

I'd love to hold a few hour meeting with some christ Embacy Members on nairaland, tonight at exactly 8:35 pm. Thank you.

Did you notice something afore? The bolded (christ) is not really the Christ i use to know and habitually, read about.

Iroh88:
Just for fun. Abeg make una take am easy on us. Took some persuasion for her to accept me uploading this knowing what an abrasive tongue people around here have.

Network screwing up.

Too bad.

Actually, i was just passing by and something caught me. Yea, that bae at your left hand side; she's so gorgeous and cute. You better be committed to her and switch everything to reality as you claimed afore my comment.

And by the way, why that smile? I can see she loves you as much as you do.

Goodluck in your relationship bro

Iroh88:
Lol. Probably second quarter of this year.

and invitation will do it.

cruzita:
don't you think I need a man today?after today ITS OVER

I love girls who are passionate in decieving their self.

Speechless3:
my val selfie

And that's your pic? Are there still beautiful girl as per the afore?

ShutdownBrown24:
Do I look like someone who can brag or boast? Watch your mouth.

I earned a lot of dollars from YouTube. Check my signature for my YouTube channel.

It seems you don't understand me

When folks take things too far.

kilode100:
Adultery is For Adults!!..


Be Guided!

Read carefully Ma'am. He did well to be crystal clear. Fornication and Adultery aren't thesame of course, but how would he have his speech segregated since they're most similar but unique to humanity of distincts (married and unmarried)?

For such a great message. You shouldn't have even corrected at all.

Take note.

sinaj:
Derez no big deal there





Will keep doing it evn after d wedding each time he returns from work

Are you a lady for real?

kingthreat:
Whogohost hosts 30 of my websites. All live and kicking.
Within webhosts for me, its in between whogohost and Smartweb. The latter could just shut you down for no reason. Experienced that twice.

And you were payed to say this.

samex4rill:
YAY!!! It's finally approved again.
.
Every adsense account I've sold was a hit back2back (with witnesses)
.
Get yourself a Non-Hosted Adsense right now from me
.
My adsense account are not the ones you buy and get banned or disapproved the moment you start using it, so far you don't violate any adsense TOS.

My adsense account displays on every website and all type of blogs because it's a non hosted account

The price is not too much for you to afford because it goes for #20k unlike those that sell at 30k and 25k.

Contact me now at 08117759804 to get yours right now.

Just incase you are thinking about trust, I own 2 blogs with Url www.samex4rill.com (1 year plus old) www.dailynewsng.com.

Im also on facebook with username (samex4rill).

So please feel save to deal with me.

Unfortunately, every folk on nairaland has grown so highly sagacious. Not one of us, would fall for this sh*t, even a prat.

And can i suggest? Why not search for a better job, or maybe venture into arm robbery rather than playing tricks on scamming quite a numerous experienced person like me.

F*ck this dude.

Seun

JeffreyJamez:
I'm trying so hard not to laugh

Yet, i can see those shining teeth.

mrsage:
Hello guys. I'm a bit of a novice. I have a database of about 30,000 emails. I need to send mails weekly.

What site or platform can I use?

I will appreciate your suggestions.

To say, how did you earn those emails?

I'd love to learn about that too.

ShutdownBrown24:
I'm a Vlogger a successful one. I vlog right from 2011 still date. This has fetch me alot of $$$$ money every month.

I make at least $2000 dollars every month with monthly views of 800k to 1million.


What about you my fellow youtubers

This seem like a brag to me. By the way, may i know the youtube channel that raises such an astronomic amount of money?

I'd love to suscribe.

ibietela2:
If you are the only writer then export the post and then reinstall wordpress

You are not Jide, fine. Let things be done accordingly.

It does matter alot. Thank you.

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