₦airaland Forum

nairavsdollars:
ha ha pelllummy, that man must be your teacher in secondary school

What again miss!!!

I told you that kids glove could be used.
You said "it should be kits glove "
I agreed, am not the one who wrote the note in the thread.


And am not handsome, am not rich either... Stop quoting me

nairavsdollars:
what's this one saying he said kit glove

Okay ooo he is right too, kits glove

MiztaFabuloz:
Are you still in primary school?

Fyi he is right, have u boxed b4, their is kids glove!!!!

Liposure:
So i was posted 2 delta. Stumbled on busty girl an indigene. Her name was gloria. 4 two weeks. She was doing shakara 4 me. I no send am. One day, i de my own na so dis babe com play wit me 4 my house. Yanga de sleep trouble go wakeam. Naso we start 2 de play ludo. One thing led 2 another, we started forking. She kept saying Am sorry while i was busy pumping her wet pucy

Who can imagine why she will say sorry!!!
Am outta here

@seun, please why do I have to swear that am a Muslim on a thread, while thread including non Muslim no one swear or make a oath, I don't understand you, why we are not allowed to comment on a thread as far it is relating to Islamic, what a bias!!!.....I sense a propaganda here... Am. Calling on the admin here to do something, why is Islam so special

If we Africans can come together we will be more than capable to have a nuclear power house which Will help our economy, and prepare us for nuclear warfare too, to help us protect our wealth as a nation not continent

daddytime:
How apt...

A disaster managing a ministry of disaster.

This government's only round peg in a corresponding round hole.

What an mtchewwww.

This bitch is trying so hard to be the Diezani of this regime, but alas, Diezani fine pass you even in the other way

I wonder why and how your thinking is like this, who did this to you.

Lols, as far as I know, humans are built to love one child than the others.... As far as personality is different, let me tell u the truth my mom loves me than others, while my dad loves my immediate lil sis Than others, but the truth is we are all satisfied with the fact that they loves all of us, the care and love is enough for others that it does not make other feel jealous or anything, we love our parents too

Bro move unto the next, in this world of ours.. To deal with a marital issue, you need more than one lady experience, go out(move on from her) date, learn until you are ready

At the end, dey will arrogantly import the virus back to southwest, how will dey contain this people self, dem no go hear word

Go to school, be discipline have foresight now do you see what they have caused, now is time for them to suffer their ignorance behavior, the whole nation is under lock down but dey are superior to others.... Continue

I think we should expect more after this shit is done, it not the end, the end is not close, I mean the from Christian view, coming of christ is at hand but not yet that close, more pandemic to occur, just brace yourself.... This earth is coming to an end No!!!!

Aye pare ti... This earth is meant to stay and will live longer

Lie baba Muhammed

Abi kofe da fun awon mejeji ni, why can't people just try to put their finger in fire b4 putting others.... If get to know such info a second to my the ringing and declaration....i am going to break such marriage.. Even the old testament allow me to divorce a cheating gf/wife

So old a news

blowjohn:
See eh, no just carry south Africa join any coming together u hear?

Why do you say that, I don't understand is southAfrica different from Africans, we have to come together as one as a nation actually not a continent else we will all suffer more in the next Era of things to come, mark my words

Can the government please help with a policy to reduce the price of food and necessary that is the only way to help us down here

I hope we Africans will come together after this pandemic saga and learn to provide for ourselves with the basic amenities, no help is coming.. Everyone is facing though time in their own country, May we be bless God bless us all

Lawalemi:
FINALLY!!!

What are you happy about bro

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Afffonja badbelle dem r happi DAT Corolla HV enta Anambra n Kano.
As if is not in Lagos DAT corona start
We must to win DS war.
Everyday Lagos discharg BT oda pple dnt discharge patient.it mins DAT Lagos don't share d secret of d medicine so DAT odas can survived too

Truly bro this is the most stupid thought I ve encountered in my entire stay on Nairaland, what a shallow thinking..


Must you talk, silence of a fool counts wise

Remember this, the next virus will be hiring Africa badly.. This people are planning to take something from us, why not go to Italy, Spain and etc.... What so special about black creatures in Africa??

Ask yourself b4 u quote me

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

Bro shoot your shot, u either lose and wise, or win and be happy

A con artist of a president
1. The certificate is not valid claimed it is valid
2.promise to restore 9ja to stability,9ja no stable
3. Fight against bokoharam, we defeat the in audio
4. Fight against corruption ����, treasury got burnt

What a con, agba scammer Tualee

You can quote me if I lied

SpecialAdviser:
Junaid the rabble rouser. Speaking as if he was not one of his apostles that foisted the old man on Nigerians.

But wait ooo, how did Nigerians believe that an old man of Buhari age would lead a war from the front? I have met people who claim they voted him because of this.
Education is surely not golden.

Ask those who vote him in, Nigeria messiah

schurley:
You don't need to lose a hair on the ignoramous fool you qouted.... Trust me, they are not worth it!

You are right!!!

miteolu:
Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Olukoya etc. should do the same instead of telling people to send tithes and offering from home.

Their jets are rotten at airport and they still pay hanging fee whereas their members are suffering blaming government forgetting that as they give VAT to government they also give tithes and Offerings to pastors

When will u see beyond this mediocrity of Nigeria as a nation, one you make tribal comment, afonjas well done, 2. Another religion fanatic,


And please always seek the truth b4 u comment, about 150 ventilators and quarantine resources were donated by rccg church, just don't be a nuisance, I am sure u also believe 5G Is related to Covid-19...

Dear friend do your research please hydroxy chloroquine and chloroquine phosphate!!! Be careful ask for doctors advice

Deadratgrill:
Isreal just evacuated its citizens today, france or another european country did also some days ago, usa is planning a massive evacuation soon.
And i hear some people opening teeth saying from frying pan to fire...u should be asking yourself why are those countries pulling their citizens away or do u honestly believe the number the govt reels out every night like they do during elections?
Believe nig govt at your own peril

Exactly my point.. They noticed the increase in the number of people infected with the virus, but did nothing until jack ma donates to the country testing kit.. This country immediately started evacuating their citizens.. Ask me why... Why? Because they do not trust Chinese to be good enough not to send the kits to Italy but Africa, u don't know we are simply black lab rats to them may God protect us,

hammer0:
LIES"!


METEORS DONT HAVE WHEELS.



THE EARLIER REPORT WAS ACCURATE.



THIS IS A DISGRACEFUL ATTEMPT TO COVER UP, THAT BUHARI GOVERNMENT ARE MOVING BOMBS AROUND DOWN SOUTH IN TIME OF PEACE.

Boss, meteors don't ve wheel, and lorries don't use one wheel..

Something huge crawl out of that hole

To ban not ban yet

May nature protect the weak and save the dying.... Heal our world, our land and our home.....


Stay at home to reduce the spread of virus... U don't know is infected... No aid is coming, evey country is facing this squarely, stay home reinforcement may come too late,

Stay at home to prevent you loved ones being infected
Manage your food properly, eat wisely

Stop longing things, please explain in full details don't compare with other nations, just give us the implications on our day to day activities.... Thanks