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Rhodalyn: well, firstly i need to Correct u bout Sumtin i saw in Ur post



that Statement is wrong! the Correct thing is

I just Call[b]ed[/b] my gurl and She[b] would[/b] not talk to me.

Is that Clear??

pls what season ar we? on qualities of a good partner

SLIDE waxie: what is a tatoo

u don't knw yet go ask google

successking: Shekau, why don't you submit yourself to Nigerian Police and retain your live? Think about it.

this is nt d right place to tell him, inbox him on his fb account.....he will surely respond to u

cant stop laughing

SUBHANALLAH
ALHAMDULILAH ROBILL ALAMIN

may the job be a comfortable & rewarding one to you

Kslib: All wetin me wan know be say "DID SHE ENJOY THE SEX"??

how would she enjoy such,it wasn't intentional na

:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.

SailorXY: They are Virginias

for ur mind

bootlegaz: Damn!! These picture reminds me of when Nigerian girls used to be Virgin.

now nko?

Lilimax: These people are living in bondage all in the name of religion.
Thank God I am free .

whose bizness is it whether u ar free or not, if u comment in mature way is it bad? Have they ever complain to you that they ar living in bondage? Watch ur word it is nt a must u comment on religious matters

[quote author=i.meller]front page tinz. I wonder if her sister is one of d mods here[/quote]i tot am d only one,av been wondering that too......i tire

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ashson: THIRTY FIVE (35) THINGS YOU NEED TO STOP DOING TO YOURSELF

1. Stop spending time with the wrong people

2. Stop running from your problems.

3. Stop lying to yourself

4. Stop putting your own needs on the back burner.

5. Stop trying to be someone you’re not.

6. Stop being ungrateful.

7. Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.

8. Stop trying to hold onto the past.

9. Stop worrying so much.

10. Stop being scared to make a mistake.

11. Stop berating yourself for old mistakes

12. Stop trying to buy happiness.

13. Stop trying to be everything to everyone.

14. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness.

15. Stop being idle.

16. Stop thinking you are not ready.

17. Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons.

18. Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn't work.

19. Stop trying to compete against everyone else.

20. Stop being jealous of others.

21. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself.

22. Stop holding grudges.

23. Stop letting others bring you down to their level.

24. Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.

25. Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break.

26. Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments.

27. Stop trying to make things perfect.

28. Stop following the path of least resistance.

29. Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn't.

30. Stop blaming others for your troubles.

31. Stop dis respecting your parents and elders.

32. Stop cheating your neighbor

33. Stop backbiting, lies, fornication and adultery

34. Stop doing anything negative and unpleasant.

35. Stop following the path of Devil.

need to stop associating with such ppl

nothing wey person no go see for front page

alnaijiri: Those same robbers were most likely Christians who prayed to Jesus for success before embarking on the robbery. Muslims, on the other hand, would never dare touch money reserved for the masjid.

pls dnt start up anoder thread wit ur comment

190: who release you from your cage

am beginning to imagine where e-diot lyk u came from.......pls can u tell me where u belong in d zoo

topmostg: whoa, easy there lady,
besides, i wasn't askin you directly... no offense intended....

i dnt understand ur quote ,so i dnt knw hw to respond to it cos misquote ma first respond............

kennyosein: 1. Don’t smoke : Experiments from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher)

2. Don’t eat fruits immediately: Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruits 1 -2 hours after meal or 1 hour before meal.

3. Don’t drink tea: Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the protein content in the food we consume to be hundred thus difficult to digest.

4. Don’t loosen your belt: Loosening the belt after meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted and blocked.

5. Don’t bathe: Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs and body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease, this will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

6. Don’t walk about: People always say that after ameal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

7. Don’t sleep immediately: The food we intake will not be to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric and infection in our intestine.

http://www.theworldlifestyle.com/seven-dangerous-act-after-meal/

are u very sure of nos 5? , cos its ma bst style so far

190: its very useful to some e-diots i know around this forum

am very sure u ar among them,if not u wont knw may be its for e-diots lyk u

yuzedo: Bro, send me ur adrest. U disserv a plate of beer!!!

plate or bottle? OLODO

topmostg: Pls whats so funny

u can ask that question all over again

it matters alot, the question should b thrown to men. they hav their reasons attach to it

priestman: No man/woman is worth fighting for!What ll be ll be.

yeah

Temismith: Ok we have saw! Nest!

remember rules nos 21

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Can someone explain to me why light women even bleach, talkless of dark women?[/quote]light women bleach to b more lightened, dark women bleach to become light

this is super story

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, see thread