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chisombenedicta:
Lol...maybe

lol. Keep the good work going, madam time keeper. You're in for what?

chisombenedicta:
Lol...maybe

lol. Keep the good work going, madam time keeper. You're in for what?

chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 156 days to go
#Resumption 2015/16 academic session

lolz! Are you the female version of our own dammytragger?

angiography:
Lol...na DAT original better o...but even Chiamaka (m sure u know her) no fit release hers.



Pls just still hold on to em till like Dec wen I'll be in Ife...photocopying it mayn't be bad tho...


Tho i don dey Nursing science in oau b4, but I no fit remember where I throw away my 100l knowledge jare

lolz! E dey recycle bin for your head jare.
How you know chiamaka01?

angiography:
Baba make we leave the guy jare....for normalcy to return on this thread.




BTW, u fit save ur 100l notes for me?? I wan come make a photocopy come December. Pls...Bot, Zoo and SSC

hehe! Bad guy. Person don book the original. Since na photocopy, no lele!

Vcojuro:
lobby candidate I recognize one when I see him. They will never say the truth believing every body is like them.
Oya reply make I hear
*laughing*
#i rep ui mbbs#

lolz! Oba Awon University! Many are called (postume), but the best are chosen (admission)

*singing* There's only one great ife in the universe.

When you resume, ask your colleages more about OAU. I'm sure you'll find other OAU rejects like you there.
:-P

LEGITLAYO:
Lol...
Funny dudes on here.. ..
Nothing concerns me..

Anyways.
What's the difference between
MbCHb and Mbbs
??
Cuz my admission letter showed the former, and it was strange.

OAU right?

Dunsin89:
@ Penboy, Vcojuro is a newly admitted student of UI. MBBS

alright!
Tell him congratulations for me!

Vcojuro:
guy u have to keep quiet for once and stop jumping from one point to another.
The way u are talk I now know u are not in any of oau medical affiliated course.
May be u were are agric or any other course, I repeat I was once in the of medical rehabilitation dept in oau.
Now in UI mbbs.
Stay there and keep talking u will still see Vcojuro doing his internship and his residency.
Don't worry u might be referred to me who knows then we will continue our argument.
#i represent ui mbbs#

lolz.. I wish you well bro! Study hard and get into medicine.
If after two years you still don't get into UI, please don't start spilling trash about the school.
Goodnight.

Vcojuro:
To CORRECT ALL YOUR POINT.
IT IS NOTED IN NIGERIA THE UI HAS THE BEST TRAINING FACILITIES IN TERM OF CLINICAL SCIENCES. IT IS REWARDS AS A REFERENCE POINT IN TRAINING DOCTERS IN WEST AFRICA.
IT HAS A LOT OF SPECIATIES IN MEDICINE NAME IT NEUROSURGERY PAEDIATRIC SURGERY, INTERNAL MEDICINE WITH STATE OF THE ART FACILITIES.
MANY INNOVATION AND BREAK THROUGH HAS BEEN RECORDED.
secondly when it comes ui post jamb ui undergraduate are not allow to partake in its post jamb.
U are not allow to matriculate twice.
The guy u said came from bch with first class did that because he would expelled if he took part in the exam.
The third guy Lanre upkoto u said came from part six mbbs and join oau mbbs shows that either u are lying or Lanre is lying.
U have to learn how to be a better liar.
Ui has a better clinical facility than oau every body knows that or are u a novice.
When I was in oau med rehab we use to envy what they were doing in UI to the extent that our anatomy lecturer will tell us that our facility is not enough.
There were times we go for three weeks without doing any anatomy practical.
If I am lying ask any student in medicine and med rehab
They will tell u that I am not lying.
And you call that medical school.
It got to a point some people refused to practical they will tell u it is no point coming.
And u call that medical school.
Our incourse that was set by the lectures was downloaded from online question bank.
It got to a point that what what we were doing was downloading question banks from the Internet and made sure wesolved everything hitherto because there were high chance they will repeat them.
And u called that medical school.
Bros from the earlier stated point as regard the first guy u mentioned I believe that to be untrue because ur premises on the second and the third guy was not true.
I repeat when I was in oau we looked at ui college of Medicine as been better than ours.
Ask anyone in the college of health sciences.
If u are not in oau health sciences don't argue because only student in oau health sciences will understand what I am saying.

with all this your small talks, i begin to doubt if you were actually given medicine in UI.
You raised an issue regarding anatomy practical. It's students of your calibre that actually skips them.
Don't worry, when you finally get into UI properly, come back and tell us if you did attend all anatomy practicals in your part 2 days.

pamcode:
wtf registration has started i better go and do mine 2moro.

how true is this?

With all this hype gan self, whats the pay package like?

Lolz... Funny topic! Funny poster!

Vcojuro:
wait there and keep on deceiving yourself.
Their is the saying in every 5 Nigeria doctor there is always 1 ui medical doctor.
Wait there that's how oau guys say when they come out they quiet.
Go and ask any doctor, they will tell u that ui is the home of Nigeria medicine.
Most of of oau specialized consultant are ui trained.
Tomorrow when I am through with mbbs and residency shey u will tell me that I won't head oauthc.
UI HAS THE BEST FACILITY IN NIGERIA AND MIND U MEDICINE IS MORE OF CLINICAL AND PRACTICAL THAN THEORETICAL
HOW DO YOU CRAM DIAGNOSIS AND PRESCRIPTION. U DON'T CRAM MEDICINE

lolz.. See who is telling us about medicine!
Are you done studying your chemistry and zoology?

Dunsin89:
. Na me suppose ask you that kind question na. Am always available. Am active on this thread also (tho I keep mute in most cases) wetin do your whatsapp? In response to Penboy's comment

brother, the phone faulty? How far with UI exam nah?
99% abi.

Lolz... #gbese re oh.

Dunsin89:
Allow me please to make my humble comments.
I have been in OAU campus and environs since. April 2010. Having done 2009 UME to resume for Biochemistry. I graduated from there earlier in 2014. I was in UI campus and environs since OCt 2014 and I left there oct 2015 (exactly 1 year). Tho my 1st visit to UI was in 2012. Medicine and surgery (with some medical related courses) in UI and OAU are both very good.
From my evaluations of Postings from "Vcojuro, JSmmuyiwa, Angiography, Penboy and others" all have signalled some salient points, facts and fallacies about OAU and UI as to getting and studying Medicine and surgery is concerned with thousands of nairaland members, moderators, and guests following this thread and vehemently refusing to post their own comments for some reasons best known to them.
Looking at this from this angle, I would say that each university in Nigeria has its own criteria for Medicine and you shouldn't expect their admission standards to be the same. A candidate who wants to study Medicine and surgery in Nigeria, who also knew his/her onions will carefully select with will make it easier for him/her to study Medicine. That fact that you "vcojuro" saying grandiose things about OAU admissions for Medicine wouldn't debar those who will still pick OAU in JAMB-UTME from doing so. There are instances in which a candidate who initially pick OAU but have a low UTME porting sharply to UI (change of course) knowing fully well that his/her chances may be fairer there. The fact that OAU set advanced questions in her post UTME is OK 'cos competition for admission this days esp. Medicine is fast becoming nothing to write home about.
It is true that JAMB don't award a candidate his/her right scores and that is one of the reasons why OAU has its pre-degree programme to remedy the ugly situation. A student not favoured in UTME may get in through Pre-degree provided he or she pass well. The programme grant a candidate 2 chance of admission.The programme is very good (tho expensive). Students who are fortunate to gain admission for this programme are on the average very good and most of them don't have problem dealing with OAU high academic standards when they eventually gain admission. So, I wonder why they won't do well in OAU post UTME.
I appreciate the fact that UI admits more for Medicine on merit than OAU. OAU admits 100 or less than 100 in some cases. In UI, you can't be a matriculated student and still write JAMB-UTME picking the same UI for your dream course but in OAU, it is possible. OAU students have more freedom of movement (walk up and down 24/7), freedom of expression and they are not treated like kids unlike UI that before 10pm at night, you hardly see students moving about again as most of them are in their halls of residence.
OAU admits more every year (like 6,000) unlike UI that admits less than (3,000). We cannot use the total number of students that UI admit for their MBBS programme to make all the gradings. An average OAU part 1 Medicine student will beat UI medicine student hands-down cos they do Botany, Zoology, Chemistry, Physics and sociology as their core courses with UI doing only Zoology, Chemistry and Physics as their own core/main courses. The OAUTHC is still inside OAU community unlike UCH located outside UI (like 20minutes drive if no hold-up). Even if some are helped into OAU Medicine without hitting the cutoff is OK provided they cope along later on without being withdrawn. Most OAU students run to UI 'cos they have low UTME scores while UI students too come to OAU 'cos their re-written UTME cannot be used into UI 'cos they are already a student there.
I posit that if "Vcojuro" has gotten OAU medicine, he may not have post (said) all this. Remember, OAU is known for high Academic standard combined with culture and most students who can't read hard don't venture attempting coming into OAU except their coming in is only anchored on the premise of sight-seeing, commercial activities or visitation.
I rep the most beautiful, planned,peaceful, safest, religious, tolerant, ever-conscious, ever-vigilant University in Nigeria.
More details later. Meanwhile, permit me to step aside and say "Aluta continua, Victoria ascerta" Of the greatest Ife! Great!!!

wow! I must say, i'm humbled by the unbiased way you handled the discussion. Vcojuro has been blinded by hate as his inability to secure medicine in Ife.


Where have you been?

Vcojuro:
I am so sure u are one of those who lobby for oau mbbs there preventing the more serious type from getting it.
I will give u two example a guy called faniroye femi had the overall best pd program. He was given medicine in oau and he opted for ui.
He is currently in UI mbbs part 2.
The same set a lady called adedayo bukola secured medicine through pd.
Still she opted for ui mbbs.
There are other two guy that secured mbbs in pd and in jamb. And still they went for ui mbbs.
Then u ask urself why?
When it comes to medical graduates u have to consider uch before any other school.
Tomorrow if we apply for medical job who will be picked first. Once they hear uch a teaching hospital that is older than ur school.
Stay there and continue deceiving yourself

hehehe! I laugh in swahili.
Check out this examples.
1)Tunde Shotonwa was given Mbbs in UI, rejected it, now in Oau part
2)Joy Uzo, highest cgpa biochemistry, UI, now in OAU mb.chb.
3)Lanre Utopko, final year MBBS, UI, had to leave the school because he felt the standard was poor. Now in OAU mb.chb part 1. Can you imagine?

Rubbish.
Why wont you get 80% in UI's postume.
Is amoeba a living organism? A)yes B)no.

Vcojuro:
who in his or her right sense will come to a oau to study mbbs.
Do u know oau is not ranked in the best 3 University with medical facilities.
Go to oau teaching hospital and count the no of beds u have bed there. Everything rotten.
Do u know when we are doing anatomy let does goes off.
There were times for good 3 week we won't do any anatomy practical. Some times when they are doing some people won't attend
Don't u know practical is the pillar of Medicine.
Why do u think oau that been third established University in naija after ui and UNN has a quota of 100 for mbbs.
Look at oau having just a quota of 100for mbbs.
Even younger Universities like unilag and unilorin has a quota of 150 and Ilorin was established in 1975.
It is just simple oau don't have facility.
No doctor wey graduate from oau or luth will want to come to oau because oau don't have much medical specialty and facility.
#i rep ui mbbs#

After reading the quoted text, i know you're just one pained brother who tried desperately but couldn't get into OAU medicine. (please it is Mb.chb for OAU and not Mbbs). If i were in you're shoes, i'll definately feel the same.
Well, i can't say much. I'm happy you got into UI notwithstanding.


PS: i've noticed that people who didnt get into OAU's school of medicine find it easier in other schools.
Is it because the best come down to Ife making it more competitive or what??

For sometime now, i have been following the argument on this thread by some distinguished gentlemen. Each one was making valuable points for his notion, though not without an iota of falsehood in their quoted statistics.
Let me clarify some things here.

1) Having a high jamb score means having a high post jamb score too.
While the above sounds reasonable, it is completely false. Many factors may make an individual fall out in one of the exams; for which psychological and level of preparedness are included.
Need i remind you that there is a huge time interval between both exams and they are not even conducted by an individual body. So the methods and materials used in preparing for jamb may fail you for postume.

2) UI is better than OAU in admission processess or vice versa
The "vice" is mostly used by people who feel cheated by jamb and think they need an equal ground to compete for admission.
The "versa" is favoured by those with an outstanding high score in jamb and feel they already have an edge over their low-scored counterpart.
While i won't fault these schools of thought, what i'll condem is you proving effortlessly than one is better than the other.
I have friends who tried hard at UI MBBS and didnt get in but got into OAU Mb.ChB. at first shot; others forsook OAU for UI.
It's a two way thing. Be smart. Choose institutions that favour your jamb scores.
[Even someone that couldnt get into either of the schools would tell you that uniBOKOHARAM is the best because their cutoff for medicine is 20%]

3) UI admission process is not corrupt- Oau's is.
This to me is the 10th wonder lie of the ancient world.
For crying out loud, this is Nigeria. Moreso, this is medicine. Quote me anyway, "no school is a saint in this aspect".
What i know in Oau is; if you meet the merit mark, which is pasted for the world to see, your name would be on the admission list.
Ask yourself, why is it that despite having a poor general performance, the cut off for medicine is still kept high, let say 80%?
This is a technique i call "room creation". Schools take the merited name for admission which are not many and 'runs' others- if you know what i mean.

I hope you all would see my points.

Matters like this that affects us; we would kindly follow.

Well em, i gat nothing much to say!

Nnemuka:
If you dont find him sexually attractive or imagine being in a romantic relationship pls dont marry him.
I believe he is a doctor, those ones are never appealing to me.

hehe! Seriously? Why dont doctors appeal you?

I hope you dont spoil the mind of my gf to be.

Bryte tablet?? No wonder!
I crack my screen (the touch pad gan) and they were telling me its 12k to for repairs.

radiokilla:
well, what can i say but widh them goodluck. 2.1 in my dept in FUTO is hell. Against all odds i did it. I made 5.0 in my 4th year so here we go. I know in a normal ennvironment that i would have gotten it.

ofcourse. I trust you!
Was just being sarcastic.

radiokilla:
Firstclass! Those dudes are lazy in the real world. All they know is book book book. After first degree, thy go for masters. If the school doesn not retain them, they are done for. I'm of my 2.1. If you know what it takes to get a 2.1 in Engineering, you will hail me.

i'm not hailing you nigga!
I have friends with 4.69, 4.91, 4.72 all over the Engineering faculty!

NyscBobo:
Nice one Op .. BRYTE Tablets rocks! Their 2gb ram is complete and its very cool to use just that the parts is kinda expensive.

men, my screen just broke oh.

factorial1:
GMAT - Graduate Management Admission Text, and of course I know its mainly for job seekers and albeit it can also be used for preparing for scholarships(mostly post graduate scholarship). I also know that GMAT is a text book on it own, but nevertheless... it's also in eBook form which most likely the content isn't up to that of the hard copy. Thanks
Thanks bro, will surely do the same.

Bro... Can you help with the GMAT past questions.
Precious.njok @gmail dot com

freedom96:
kk I have GMAT also.

Can you please send it to me.

freedom96:
Congrats bro,tnx for the info. I've got some PQS also,ima go study them.Thanks once again.

Bro... Help a brother with past questions please.

Bloody liar.. @OP

That toilet is in faj Annex, Block D to be precise.

And It's no longer in use.

Agreed some hostel's toilet are bad, common sense should tell you this can't be functioning.

searching4love:


Does this has anything to do with the death of that USELESS king The yeye king that received bribe from GEJ in dollars just for his election support E no go better for that king

You're a bloody fool. Go outside make them use your head do "oro" na.