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olaayodele:
This is not a true story. Maths ,physics , Biology and Engish is a wrong combination for medicine. When next you frame the story, change the subject combination to physics, chemistry, Biology and English Language

are you sure??
For UI, Ibadan, i think you can replace the physics with maths.

FUCKU:
You get luck say this na joke.. No dey make mistake dey sit down with girl for exam hall. Their brains dey stuffed with breeze

hahaha. Especially those ones with big wigs for head and multi-coloured fingernails.

Albeit, those ones wey hot for head; you gats just respect them.

Notwithstanding, i assure you say you no fit get 0/400. Atleast some shaded options go tally with the right answer.


#olodo rabata.

Yustash001:
One day Nigeria will own railway stations which are as standard as these...

lolz.
Please which tense is this?

avicky:
Thank you bro.
It's beefing that blinds their eyes from the fact that OAU is :
O. Oba
A. Awon
U. University

hehehe.. For the benefit of those that don't understand yoruba:

O. Only
A. African
U. University

Is it a coincedence that Obafemi Awolowo University forms these acronyms?

avicky:
Honestly. It is the greatness of the school that made me apply for Masters there and relocate to Ife. Me, wey come from state university, I beat so many candidates.
I wish I did my first degree there but I thank God, for my masters admission.

I have come to realize that, if you no go OAU, na lesson you go.

Hahaha.. see wicked punchline. Or worse still, evening tutorials.
Congrats jare for your PG.

Nice.
#16 the only school where it's student pulls out 15 great things about it on nairaland's frontpage.

FrancisTony, stop hating brother. Haters are liable to die young.

If you aint talking about the "Only African University" then you aint talking about any university at all.

Xiadnat:
I second this notion. Was just going to say that.


Case in point......

I went on a date with this fella; we went to a restaurant downtown and parked in a massive multi layered parking garage that was quite far from the venue.

We ended up lost after our date. We walked round and round the block trying to find our vehicle. My feet were killing me as I was wearing heels. It was cool September/October fall breeze, so was a bit chilly. It took us hour to finally find where he parked the car.

He apologized like crazy....he said he didn't think I'd ever want to speak with him ever again for making me walk so far in heels and in cold. And I did it all without so much as of a peep or complain from me. I apparently had on a smile the entire time.

He concluded: I knew you were a "keeper for enduring that with me with nothing but a smile on your face.......".

Lovely, just lovely. True too. Till today, held at gun point; I'd still say; it was a fine perfect evening.

hmm. You gat no phone? No method of communication whatsoever?

#iranu
*In phyno's voice*

Viclay:
Ping me, I have a leap 2 offer for you.

whatsapp 07032046840
Victor

price please!

uselessgoat:
Are you a basthard

useless goat

calm down bro

was just calling your name.

onila:
hehe
remember when my cousin mate teased me for being flat while her boobs had grown a little

one day when I was 10 years old, my wicked aunt told me her 4 year old daughters boobs were bigger than mine jokingly

I cldnt take it anymore


I prayed, prayed and prayed . .today my boobs are much bigger than everyones boobs in the family
I am boasting of a 38D size bra

the challenges of being a skinny female hehehe

Some threads that make front page nowadays...

UselessGoat


Calm down sis.


Was just calling an acquaintance's name.

Hmm.. Here is an incomplete list!

eddydey:
Lolz @ seven drums of water! @ OP, it's either you are trying to be sarcastic with you story or you are being economical with the truth. There's no way u can organized a wedding no matter how small with 30k!
On the other hand you refuse to give alcohol for the trad, but still gives money for the same alcohol, what different does that makes?

hehehehe...
You refused to kill a man but you gave someone else a gun to kill that same man.

haydot95:
I wish...figured panicking aint gonna do me any good

yeah! True talk.
But no fear; shey the receipts are all with you?

haydot95:
bring money mk I help u check ur name so as to restore ur admissions

lolz. Be like say that bank don confirm you thats why you dey happy shey?!

haydot95:
I figured that out...with a top speed internet connection,the yeye thing dy tell me my internet connection is crap...seems the portal is cursed o. All admissions av been withdrawn

is that some kind of April fool or what??
Calm down oh bros.
Lolz.

uselessgoat:
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THIS PUF PUF CHEEK LIAR IS THE REASON WHY I HATE IGBOS [/size]

useless goat.


Calm down bro.
Just calling your name.

Na wah ooo. All this new faces that we are *sawing* on this thread...there is God oh. *in mama patience's voice*

Rubbish, hogwash, badderdash, bunkum.

hausadreturn:
depends. How do u define the 2?

hit: for nice hostel. Miss: for not nice.

harpheyz:
drop ur number and which hostel are u given?

#faj

moyes5757:
hit..I,'m in faj. too..annex block 1

annex too albeit block D.

I was given #faj hostel ooooo. Hit or miss?

Dammytrager:
Study any Engineering course in OAU and your life will never remain the same.


Great Ife!!!

lolz! Tell them o

fialvin:
Greetings,,
Roommate is urgently needed. self- contain.
,Close to school
call 08084028191

how condusive is the apartment? Water?

faray:
you can send me yur delivery address, name and fone number to fartim96@gmail.com.. i am a jumia sales agent i can hlp u order den u pay on delivery

like seriously? How much please?

What happened to the leap 2 on jumia? I cant find it there.
Who knows where i can get a brand new leap 2, and price please? I stay at ife,osun state.

Hmm..guy's how far?
Has anyone here used Eco Bank's services?