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iceberylin:
When her name is Sharon

hmmm!
You mean Sharon's like money?

Olastep:
u can look @ my profile to contact me. I wouldnt want to post it directly on this page

aiit bro!
Lemme get to you


cc: uumm

Olastep:
If u need an accommodation off campus esp opp sch gate ranging from 50k to 70k, contact me. Not an agent, but could help

brooooos!!
I'm overtly interested!

Maybe the "less attractive" ones augment themselves with presentable characters...
While the so called "prettier" ones are nothing to write home about.



By the way, why does every girl on nairaland feel she's been referred to when the adjective "pretty" comes on?

ireneony:
is very wrong if not you go die before your time

you should use "It's" or "it is".


#IreneonyShowYourEnglishResult

Cool... Place of purchase . I think this should be a priority in getting a top notch collogne.
You can't just expect the perfume you bought along the roadside (evening market in worse scenerios) to be in the same category as the one i bought in a Shoprite outlet. .

Aaeeshar:
Yeah..... u can't cheat nature buh sometimes I wonder if Nigeria z part of "nature ". feel me?

lolz! I feel you die. Many unqualified personnels occupying posts and positions in Nigeria. Funny fact is; nothing happens. It keeps going on and on.

Hehehe...
*using davidbanner's ideology*

Oya all of you, come and be dropping your phone numbers one after the other. Atleast one of us here fit become president of 9ja. I go just collect my "Minister for Health" jejely.


Yeye boy

olly11:
Wonder! Wonder!! Wonder!!!
My friend who chose OAU since all these days and MR OAU refused to give her admission.....she gave up hope and wrote jamb again....Alas her uncle heard that she wasn't given admission and said 'LAI! LAI! Ni bi ta wa lenu de ni ilu yi' she told me he said that she would be given admission and suprisingly last night! JAMB gave her admission to study LAW! She paid all her fees and now has access to the portal....LOL! Am happy for my bestie tho.... Her uncle gave DIBU+ OMOLE... orders to rectify his niece's condition....LMAO....when there is mouth...there is mouth...I just had to share this!

If she truly aint qualified to study law, she'll fall out along the line or probably come out with a bad grade.

Good for her; albeit you cant cheat nature.

They we're probably scared to send OAU an invite.
We dey carry am back to back ( last being 2014).
Google is your friend

9jatatafo:
Japan Visa scarce oooo. How many people you know that have obtained Japan visa and travel there unlike UK's and Yankee's own? Na serious yarn be this ooo.

lol! Na because opportunities no too dey Japan compared to the aforementioned.
You for mention Trindad and Tobago nah

9jatatafo:
She keeps her kpekus far and scarce like Japan Visa!

hehe! Japan visa scarce ne?

tunapa2009:
it depends on your state of origin(make sure you get involve in ur state association programmes)

hmm! I'm from the east bro.
Anyhope?

logica:
Vaginal Agenesis.

hmm!

tunapa2009:
it is not important the way you painted it.. Birth certificate is more important than state of origin.. I collected by state of origin in part 2 or 3.. I didn't use it at all.. I only use my COO for bursary payment.

*shines eye like tinpan torch*
how does one qualify for it?

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Na my tears fill all those spaces.

Ariyke:
bro didn't want to reply buh come to think of it

*Chinedu had 245 as against 255 required for Chem Engineering and the catchment cut off for Enugu where Chinedu comes from is 244, Chinedu is happy he got admission at last on resumption day he board bus from Enugu and sat for 8hrs before getting to ife and didn't come with his certificate of origin that would ascertain if he truly comes from the said place that qualified him for the admission. How is he going to be confirmed and cleared when his main aggregate is not up to cutt-off?

sister:
peradventure Chinedu had the 255 benchmark score, would there be need for the 'C of O'?

nkemdi89:
Check my profile pics am a tom boy at heart no longer in d physical cos hv grown flesh muscles.

Jehovah!
I reserve my comment.
Cheers

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 005 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session



Resumption loading... 98%...

lolz! Baba, are you an engineering student?
Hehe! you dp sha. Shudda been the other way round.

raumdeuter:
They should follow Jonathan to Otuoke and cover his daily activities after May 29

lolz.

pwreshbawz:
but 3 weeks of no lecture make small sense

hehe. I dey tell you!


Enjoy all these petty holidays now because when you become chocked na una go first cry fowl.

Jdesilentkiller:
I am not allowed to be within a 100 feet to any learning institution. True Story.

why?

soleexx:
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

hahaha.. Na wetin i go dey do to those wey wan use me transfer chips.
Badt guy.

Dammytrager:
Was writing my last chemistry exam then in OAU predegree.

Immediately a lady opened her question papers lo and behold she burst into tears.

Another lady beside me screamed Blood of Jesus!!! when she saw hers.

Still in the same hall someone fainted.

I just sat where I was wondering if we're given different questions cos the questions I saw before me were as easy as calculus

hahaha..
Dammy, which lecture theatre was that?
I dint hear that one oo.

Hmm.. Where is my devilfinder.com?? Used it for my school project back then.

If i tell you say i understand that write up eh...

Timmytimmy:
Well, my hand iyaf nuh dey dere

hehe
like i said
na hear i hear am o

Dammytrager:
Deeper Deeper Life campus fellowship DDLCF

hehe! I hear she wants to combine it with MFM fellowship too.

stenmikas:
I fear o,come see aw d few students way dey campus dey read,come see aw dem dey frown 4 exam hall *awon awo students dey tear paper*,come see aw dem dey talk of exam *4weeks none stop reading* come see aw dem dey mingle wif dere babes,dem fit kill person wif yoruba but if dem write 4 u...hmmmm*hrn patrick dem*
I was able to see my dept*chemeng* 4 d first tym,but hmmm!!! D dept buildings old o,come see rusted lab.materials,but by d look of tinz I fink say na part 3 we go smell dat place,jst hoping sai baba changes tins.
Tetfund? Dem try 4 fac. Pharms,come see dat uncompleted buildings,oau master piece architects will always keep improving *i trowa salute*
Come see aw students dey beg 4 free ride 4rm phams 2 road1 lyk if say dem dey beg 4 food,jst 30-50 box dem no fit spend *o ga o*
Am getting tensed o. e be lyk say make mgt extend resumption.
WITH GOD I WILL SURVIVE AND COME OUT WITH AN EXCELLENT GRADE. OAU!!!! Sigh

i feel your pain baba.
Leaving the comfort of home to one dungeon dey send shivers down my spine. Albeit, it is inevitable.

God dey sha.

Well, i stand to disagree with you on this. Airtel has dramatically improved, so stop looking at them with a jaundice eye.

It is more like:
1. Etisalat (i'll argue it anyday/anytime)
2. Airtel
3. Glo
4. Mtn.

From a retired "networknizer".

queenabby:
To me its an insult...cos in my ryt frame of mind I cnt imagine somone calling ma a chick nd I will be ok with it.

hehe!

So tell us, miss.
What would you prefare?
Babe, diva, etc.

Sunnycliff:
The rate of killing this days is really. Anachondrous

hehe. Google the word "anachondrous" and it would bring out one result...
















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