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nice face sha! I dnt see why they al nid make ups!

Dis 190 Sef! Hehehehehe

a clear warning 4 barca.

so sad!

hehehe, guy watch ur back!

I wonda who alow dis on front page on nairaland! Matcheew!

hahahahahaha, Mark try na!

HND - MUCH TECHNICAL KNW HOW- BUT LESS PAY
BSc - less technical knw how- fat pay.
Lol!

Try Uyo in Akwa Ibom! U wont regret.

Hope say em no wan their yarnsh 2 be unveil wer em want burn doc. Lol

freecocoa! and 190. Hehehehehe!

Crying! rip perx!

milan 4.0 gunas! Disgrace to england!

my val isnt answering her kals! Any spare 1?

@poster matchew! You think u sabi english pass am why they neva call you to analyse the football for ur local tv station nt 2 tuk abt nta? Huh? Free am!

natasha and freecocoa are al mine! If u try me! I go fight u!

190: hi
natasha: hey
190: how u doin?
Natasha: am gud and u?
190: am gud too
natasha: nice
190: ok
natasha: ok

(boring chat)


seun: hi girl
freecocoa: hi
seun: watsup u look smart!
Freecocoa: am gud, u re
handsome too,
seun: i wil lyke to knw u more,
wer u from?
Freecocoa: under 3rd mainland
bridge hawking
seun: that nice, i hawk near toll
gate at lekki, what product do u hawk?
Freecocoa: like my name cocoa
seeds
seun: i wil like to see u hawk
freecocoa: wow! My brothers hawk near toll gate too
seun: wow wats their names? Freecocoa: Daniluv and ben-10

seun : i knw them they can hawk very wella
(interesting chating)

190: hi
natasha: hey
190: how u doin?
Natasha: am gud and u?
190: am gud too
natasha: nice
190: ok
natasha: ok
(boring chat)

seun: hi girl
freecocoa: hi
seun: watsup u look smart!
Freecocoa: am gud, u re handsome too,
seun: i wil lyke to knw u more, wer u from?
Freecocoa: under 3rd mainland bridge hawking
seun: that nice, i hawk near toll gate at lekki, what product do u hawk?
Freecocoa: like my name cocoa seeds
seun: i wil like to see u hawk
(interesting chating)

Abasi udiong fien akpabio! If you never donate some will say ure bad, now that you have donate they stil see the bad side of you! Obong uwere ke idem akpabio mba!

Its always cheap buh trickish,

After seeing IEEE as the largest profesional asociation,u guys should hav no doubt dat EE is most popular n prefered. I remain EE engineer for life.

What a coincidence? Or which word can i used here? Huh?

Have a history teacher explain
this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to
Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to
Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected
President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected
President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned
with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children
while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a
Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the
head.
Now it gets really weird!
Lincoln 's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named
Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by
Southerners.
Both were succeeded by
Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded
Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded
Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who
assassinated Lincoln , was born in
1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who
assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
their three names.
Both names are composed of
fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater
named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called '
Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and
his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a
warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were
assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker,
A week before Lincoln was shot,
he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot,
he was with Marilyn Monroe

Hissing.

Stil young at 23! Go for OAU!

There was a blind girl who hated herself coz she was blind. She hated evry 1 except her lovin boyfriend. He was always there 4
her. She told her boyfriend one day dat,"if she could only c da world, she will marry him" so one
day someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When de bandages came off, she was able 2 see evrything includin her boyfriend.
The boyfriend asked her,"now dat u can see the world, will u marry me?" the girl looked at her boyfriend and noticed dat he was
blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. she hadn't expected dat. the thought of looking at him for de rest of her life led her to refuse to marry hm.
Her boyfriend left her in tears.
And days later he sent an sms saying,"take gud care of ur eyes ma dear, coz they were mine.".
This is how the human brain often works when our status change. Only a very few remember how life was and who
was always by their side in de most painful situations. Life is a gift.
B4 u say any unkind word thinkof someone who can't speak.
B4 u complain about de taste of ur food think of someone who has nothing 2 eat.
B4 u complain about ur spouse think of someone who is crying 2 God 4 a companion.
B4 u complain about life think of someone who died earlier dan he expected.
B4 u complain about ur children think of pple who desire children but are barren.
B4 u argue about ur dirty house knw dat someone didn't clean or sweep think of pple livin in de
street.
B4 whining abt de distance u drive think of pple who trekkd dat same distance.
And wen u are tired of ur job think of de unemployed, the disabled and those who wishd they had ur job

Wake up each morning and thank ur creator for what u are. Cheers.
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Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Fuel
Subsidy Removal
"I have read with acatalectic
disgust, governments
asinine and puerile ratiocinations
attempting to
justiceate the proposed removal
of subsidies from
petroleum products.It has
asseverated that it’s
intentions is guided by the need
to checkmate
the odoriferous excesses of a
machiavellian and
mephistophelean cabal and i have
said to
myself,what a shame?What a self
indicting
admittal of the failure of
governance?What an
hocus-pocus? What an
anathematous disdain for it’s
citizenry?
Must the people now bear the
brunt for
governments
ineptitude,inefficiency and
pusillanimity in squaring up with
these economic
philistines and fat cows? I feel
even more
nauseated and vexed that the
Governors Forum
has posthaste conferred an
apocalyptic
imprimatur on this genie.Let’s not
forget that
majority of these same Governors
had earlier
called for this state of affairs as a
condition
sinequanon for paying the
minimum wage. What
an opprobrium?What a
deprecable descent from
the sublime to the ridiculous?It’s
up to us all to
put this Presidential and
Gubernatorial genie back
into the bottle but are we
prepared?

Wait! Boko Haram now rule Nigeria True or False?

Am sure hes on the right track. Buh seems hes late as he would hav done that days bk.