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May God punish the devil!

Join the largest group of Xmas carol singers in the
world. Be part of history as The Akwa Ibom State
Government hosts you to the 4th Annual Carol Night with 9999 choristers singing carols, all in one place, one night!
Last year was 9300 carol singer. And It was Fun. I wil be there live.

Date is Friday 23rd Dec 2011
Venue: Uyo Stadium
Time: 7pm

shoprite bread is the best. I do branch and buy it at lekki branch, esp the cereal one.

crying,

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) — The armed
militia marched unstopped
through Nigeria's largest city,
firing shotguns and rifles in the
air in what they called a protest
against a radical Muslim sect
responsible for killings across the
oil-rich country.
The demonstration Thursday by
members of the Oodua People's
Congress highlighted the
growing sense of insecurity and
widening distrust among
Nigeria's more than 160 million
people and its major ethnic
groups. Men armed with
shotguns, rifles and machetes
freely roamed the streets of
Lagos without a sign of police,
while passers-by shouted that
their region of Nigeria should be
protected — rather than the
country as a whole.
"We don't want them to fight
here in our Lagos because Lagos
is for everybody, not for Yoruba
alone, but for everybody," said
Chief Orebiyi Ebenezer, a militia
leader. "We need peace here in
Lagos."
The Oodua People's Congress is a
militia made up of Nigeria's
Yoruba ethnic group, which
dominates the country's
southwest. The party takes its
name from Oduduwa, the
ancestor of the Yoruba race, and
formed after military ruler
Ibrahim Babangida annulled a
presidential election in 1993 that
many believe a wealthy Yoruba
businessman won.
The group evolved into a quasi-
political organization and likely
receives the implicit support of
major politicians in the region,
though its members have been
implicated in political violence
and thuggery. Rumors abound in
Nigeria's southwest that the
group maintains a stockpile of
firearms in a country where
those weapons are strictly
regulated by law, if not practice.
Those rumors appeared true as
about 100 armed members riding
in minibuses and marching by
foot came into Lagos on
Thursday, home to 15 million
people. They fired long rifles and
locally made shotguns into the
air, unstopped by police as they
ended up at Teslim Balogun
Stadium, which hosted FIFA's
Under-17 World Cup in 2009.
Leke Akintayo, a militia leader,
said their protest was a show of
force against Boko Haram, a
Muslim sect in Nigeria's northeast
that has killed at least 388 people
this year alone, according to an
Associated Press count. The
group also claimed responsibility
for the Aug. 26 bombing of the
United Nations headquarters in
Nigeria's capital Abuja as part of
its campaign for the
implementation of strict Shariah
law across the nation.
"We OPC, we still exist," Akintayo
said. "They should not fall (under)
our hand. , This is our father's
land."
He added: "We are going to
retaliate if there is any bomb
blast hitting any place. We are
ready for them. Anytime, any
moment."
How the group would retaliate
remains unclear, but Lagos
remains a melting pot city for
Nigeria's more than 250 ethnic
groups. At risk would be those
belonging to the Hausa Fulani
ethnic group, Muslims who
dominate the country's north.
Such ethnic-based violence
remains all too common in
Nigeria. Since the nation became
a democracy in 1999, tens of
thousands have died in
communal violence that cuts
across religious and ethnic lines,
but often takes root in political or
economic issues.
Different groups in Nigeria's
south have claimed they would
fight Boko Haram if the
government fails to stop the
group, including militants in the
country's oil-rich and restive
Niger Delta. However, Thursday's
march represented the first time
a militia took the street armed to
display and threaten using force
to end the violence.
That threat mixed with theater at
one point as one man holding a
pump-action shotgun walked by
journalists and said in Yoruba:
"Should we shoot it for you?" He
racked a shell into the shotgun
and fired as he walked down the
busy street filled with uniformed
school children trying to get
home.

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am coversant wit mine even witout keypadlight at nite :-D

Swift networks is the best in lagos so far, i use it to watch livefootball. Outside lagos depends on ur location.

gud plaz to be,

ure great yak.

Lol, 190 ure funny, hehehehe, so did that plaz swel?

Am sure this post was to give the poster a tips on how to identify fake and original BB, why xchanging of numbers and emails?

jst passing

let sm1 give me the map plan on how they want to divide cos i hav cutlass here. I prefer North-Nigeria and South-Sigeria instead of Bia-kini.

wher is poster? Hehehehe,

G. E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your  Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government ? Are there, any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria" "Well," said the Queen, "the most
important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip off her cup of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please ,
send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said,"Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please. Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment,
Tony Blair answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Sambo,answer this for me. Your mother
and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure,  "said Sambo. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his
advisers and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.Finally, one night, he ran into Dora
Akunyili . Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?" Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, it's me! 
Sambo smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak wit Jonathan. "Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Dora Akunyili! " Jonathan got up angrily,frowning he said to Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I don't have intelligent t people
around me. !You Dummy! The answer is Tony Blair  (ITS A JOKES OOOOOOOOHHHHH)

LOOKING AT THREAD LAUGHING AT THE LATEST POLITICAL ANALYSTS , WETIN CONCERN UNA 4 SOMEBODY GOVERNMENT? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW ANYTHING UNTIL YOU SIT ON THAT SEAT! SO CRITICISM IS ALWAYS WELCOME!

indeed the man deserve national award,

am watching!

hahahaha, diz pix kul. I cnt laugh

Damn!, who is heading the invation? JACK Bauer? Nigeria has turn to Sangala. Lol.

A goat and a chicken were
discussing and walking along the road side and suddenly a car passed and splash water on them, Angrily the chicken hissed and said, don't mind them' that's how they drive foolishly like a goat, and the goat smiled and said,
hmm' no wonder they die like
chicken,

am number 2 after natasha.

@poster u did well by telling them that,but believe me people dat are interestd would have stil call you to get it. I dont post such vital info directly here coz they wil cal u scam as they did, imagine when i posted such info and a gurl called me a scam and the same gurl called me for the info, how do we call that. I hate such people! I mean their post. Hah.

'ima ima, abadiee' she love it most

Ali is no longer a boy and Simbi is now a woman. infact she has 2 kids. Edet no longer lives in Calabar, he has moved to Abuja, Agbo dey hustle
for canada now, he is no longer in the town of
Lagoon. Eze no longer goes to school, he is now a
graduate, Even Oliver Twist don grow, but e dey
jail, Things dey change. Just a matter of tym,
Ahahhaha! Abi I dey lie? Naija go CHanGe na watch out!

seun, natasha n odunnu, hmn 190 folow sha

the pix here

The pix is an accident that happend just an hour ago at auchi and okene road. With big joe bus, either going or coming from Abuja. Plz pass the message across. Unfortunately no survivor. *Weeping*

One day,a mum called her child&asked him,4 x 4
and d boy said twelve.His mum started beating
him. Just then d dad came in and asked wat was
dproblem,then d mum answerd"i asked him 4 x 4
and hedoesn't know it",then d dad asked his
wife,"wat is the answer then"then d mum said its
14. Then d dad said
"GOD has saved you,i thought you dind't know

Grandpa said to grand son-'see ur teacher is
coming, go and hide because u missed school today'.
grandson replied-'I took an excuse that u are dead
so na u go go hide'.