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Another Okija: Because of poor Education..

Imagine a graduate calling Stadia, staduims.. #Gbagaun

Wher did u skul okija boy? I heard u read english wat hapen na?

ZUBY77: Cool. I love that.
Anything that can hasten the divison of this non-working marriage is welcomed and endorsed by me. I am not interested in yelling GOD PLEASE COME AND HELP NGERIA because God already left this Country.

U belive that?

When Gov Akpabio was campaigning, he promise the sport lovers in the state an olympic sized stadium, buh promise to put gud roads and entertainments galleria, weve seen a lots coming tru, and weve been told the survey of the stadium as been carried out, am sure he'll build it coz he's a promise keeper, 3 flyovers, tropicana ( a wow), more than 300 standard roads, e-library, best drainage system in west africa is built in uyo, international airport etc has been added to his credit. Dont be suprise AKWA IBOM STATE get 1st standard stadium in Nigeria...Akpabio! We wait on u!

lilkech: this post is behind you

Cant be.

skales: Searching for the joke

U neva c it?

guonno: [size=24pt] KEEP DREAMING! DO NOT WAKE UP TO THE REALITY ON GROUND. [/size]

Lol

Exponental: blow jobs...............or av u found a better man?

Meaning?

Ijogz K: Who's Abiola

Hehehehehe, thatz exactly wat i said! Next gen wont knw d man except they read naija history. Go and google who is Abiola, wikipedia may get 50% info on him, then leave the rest for us to answer.

bayooooooo: June 12 has come to stay. It's in our consciousness forever.

U saw and experience it. Next gen neva saw it, it may vanishd!

When I was a todler, dad would take me to his office, a broadcasting studio engineering control room, i was amazed with al the wirings and electronics i saw then, at stadium during childrens day, i would be with him,watching him fix the mic for the governor, everynite b4 d local radio station he workd would close, his name was mention as incharge of technical room, ... Anyway thatz how i ended up in EEE.., i love engineering, coz i loved maths, coz ther simple!

1supremo: JAMB and UNILAG's (of blessed memory) unattainable cut off marks before the era of Post-JAMB screening exercise.

Hahahahahaha

Dyt: Kipn and carryin ur babies
Tolerance
Brb ooo

lol. Just that! Why then say some of em, that the run the world? Am lost here! Lol

The best hair dresser is a guy,
The best fashion designer is a
guy
The best cook/chef is a guy
if all these womanish work is best
won by a man, i wonder what
gals are gud at?
*just thinking out loud oh*
Gud evening friends!

Does this post makes sense? I dnt fink so.

my bad!! I didnt even notice! Is Seun a Mostian?

Zeus Zuco: Make them tell us how much the guy pay. Mscheeeeeew Na today

Lol

THE SECRET OF REST:
You Have a deadline to finish. You decide to stifle the yawn and push through the night. Sure it is already late, But you drink some coffee and keep going. Your Body, of course is fighting you every step of the way. whether you realize it or not, your brain has already started to check out for the way. whether you realize it or not, your brain has already started to check out for the night, After about 18hours without sleep, your reaction time begins to slow from 1/4 of a second to 1/2 a second and then longer. "...if he sleep, he shall do well." - John 11:12 Since the work of building up the body and mind takes place during the hours of rest, it is very essential, especially in youth, that sleep should be regular and abundant. while sleeping, the brain continues to learn by deconstructing memory and connecting it to related things, resulting in faster and more accurate performance after a good night's sleep. A good nights sleep can improve the memory by 30percent. After a day's work the brain cell is exhausted; but after a good night's sleep it is refreshed and ready to resume its normal work. This can be demonstrated with the microscope. After work, the nerve cell is shrunken inside, and the little granules in its protoplasm disappear. After rest, they are again plump and the granules are restored. A good night rest helps you to control your appetite. Two hormones regulate your appetite: one tells you when you are hungry(ghrelin), the other tells you when you are full (leptin). When you do not get enough sleep there is a decrease in the production of the 'full' hormone and an increasing the production of the 'hungry' hormone encouraging you to eat more. HOW MUCH SLEEP SHOULD I GET? YOU MAY ASK.
After following over million participants for six years, the largest study on sleep duration and mortality found that those who slept about seven hours had the highest survival rate. Those who slept less than 4.5 hours had the worst. Nine hours of sleep or more each night was also associated with a higher mortality risk. Experts tend to agree that the majority of people require about eight hours of sleep each night. HOW YOU CAN SLEEP BETTER.
To sleep well, you need to work well. Even the Bible says "The Sleep of a laboring man is sweet, whether he eat little or much: but the abundance of the rich will suffer him to sleep" (Ecclesiastes 5:12). Idleness is the cause of many diseases. Rather than taking a harmful sleeping pill, make sure to do strenuous outdoor physical labor everyday. Abstain from all stimulants (Caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, spicy foods). Avoid eating anything a couple hours before bedtime. Regular times for going to bed and rising are very helpful. the best time to go to bed is between 8:00pm and 9:00pm. Deepest sleep is between 9.00pm to 12.00am the body particularly the adrenals, recharges the most during 11.00pm to 1.00am Make sure your eyes are exposed to sunlight every morning this enhances melatonin-production sleep in complete darkness (cover your eyes so no light penetrates). Even a little light during the night can disrupt your circadian rhythm and your pineal gland's production of melatonin (your body's number one anti-aging hormone) and serotonin (your happiness hormone). A relaxing soak in warm water will help you unwind after a stressful day. Have a cup or two of your preferred choice of a calm herbal tea.
(Culled from Heaven's Healing) Hope You've learn a lesson today!

www.pendusky..com/2011/08/secret-of-rest.html?m=1

interesting!

I wonda wen aboki customer @suyaeater become a sport director of info. Datz match na Nigeria vs Malawi or Malawi vs Nigeria? who play home? And who bin d away? The moderator u nid a 3 lashes for bringing diz 2 front page!!

Keshi watch ur bk!

gud dog! At least its better than most human being who would leave d innocent being to suffer! Kudos the hero.

Repost.

Before going to bed, i had to eat something. I opened the fridge and yes, all the things in my fridge had turned to block; the light had been on for 8 years without going off. I finished eating and went to bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan, the voltage is so high. I woke up very early in the morning to the sound of classical music. I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the cold is too much this morning, i turned on the hot-water tap. While towelling myself dry, i turned on the radio and heard the presenter speaking of how Nigeria is now one of the most developed countries in the world and how the Nigerian president yesterday declared his asset and all he had to boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in his village. I finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I had no reason to rush, afterall the road is always free and there are no potholes. On the way, i saw a few policemen patrolling and I greeted them. I stopped to chat with them for a few minutes after which i drove off laughing. In my workplace, i saw some people loitering in the waiting room and discovered they were here to be interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered shoes and patched-up trouser; he graduated recently from one of the government universities, but everyone could testify to the fact that he’s brilliant. While going home that day, i saw the man with the tattered shoes smiling and i asked him why. “Sir, i’ve been given the job.” “What! What of the Permanent secretary’s son, didn’t his father call beforehand?” “No” the man said, “He didn’t” That evening, i went out to play in the neighborhood, i saw Adamu and Obinna discussing the recent trend in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now the governor of Rivers state, Senator Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke Godffrey is now the governor of Oyo state. I decided that since i had a lot of time on my hands, i should make a quick stop in the hospital to make a few checkups. I went to the Cancer treatment Hospital, after making sure i was cancer-free, i visited the HIV/AIDS Checkup Centre and I was well attended to with world-class equipments, i even saw the mother of the vice-president there. From there, i saw Hope of Salvation Church and Egbe Alasalatu Islamic house holding a joint prayer for continuous peace in the community. I saw the pastor and Imam consulting on the prayer points. I stayed for a few
minutes and then left. The next morning, i tried to make some calls, but i couldn’t find my phone. I took my wife’s phone and saw tons of messages sent from my phone asking me to call back, that my phone was found on the road. I hurriedly called my phone back and got a man on the line. He told me he had been calling my wife’s number since yesterday night but that she wasn’t picking her calls. I apologized and told him that she put her phone in silent to avoid disturbances while sleeping. I went to reclaim my phone, i thanked the man and offered him a few naira, but he rejected it saying, i shouldn’t worry. Since it was election time, i went to the polling booth nearest to me to carry out my constitutional duties. I saw only people of voting age there, everywhere was peaceful and the security agents there were merely putting up appearances as they were just chatting with the voters. I voted for the candidate of my choice and left. The next morning, i heard that the election results were out and that the runners-up and winner were having lunch together. I turned on my T.V set and saw for myself, in fact, they weren’t just eating, a healthy conversation was going on. The winner of the presidential election asked the runners-up to advice him as to how to effectively run the country and they all sat together to discuss on how to sustain the massive success the country has been witnessing. The next day, the foreign media said that the American president has laid some rules down for Nigeria to follow, failure to do that will amount to severing of diplomatic ties. The Nigerian president replied 30 minutes after, he told the American president to go to hell and that he won’t allow his country to be ruled by foreign and anti-masses policies. I remembered that i hadn’t completed my weekly hours of work mandatory for all Nigerians, i got there and saw the president dusting his trouser, he had just finished cutting the grass where he was assigned to work. I greeted him and he told me that he’s expecting month end, that his monthly allowance had nearly finished, since he was also collecting the minimum wage being paid to the workers. “Huum…” I woke up with a jolt slapping my ears, these mosquitoes again. So I have been dreaming. I was sweating profusely, there’s no light. I stood up to take my bath, no water. I turned on my transistor radio, i heard them saying Boko haram has started again, and that robbers have killed 13 people. Oh God!

Nigeria Shall Be Free.

[quote author=princech@rming]I got a big crush on this Nollywood hotie, am i alone in this? [/quote]So

Bawss1: Are US lawyers a special breed of super humans or what? Why have you quickly dismissed the possible angle that this lawyer is just out to make money and not to see that justice is served.

Even if, they hav to pay for negligence,!buh Its ok bro! Shalom!!

I can c we hav plenty nlerS who knw beta than US lawyers!!! SHM!

ghost: I seem to be grossly frustrated with the way Airtel disturbs me.
Whoever set of people are in their adverts department are taking their advert methods too far,they are frustrating millions of Nigerianss everyday and most times they are responsible for making people unhappy.
Everyday I receive an average of 6 text messages fro Airtel,38297 etc, they send the same advert messages and I am tired deleting it, frustrating enough, yesterday,they sent me an advert message at 2am,waking me up and I couldn't find sleep again.
As if that's not enough, they call millions of Nigerians and when you pick,they start advertising again, numbers like 141, 07080604010 etc.
I have been calling the customer care almost everyday for the past 4 months and they keepp promising me it would stop in 2hrs,6hrs etc only for me to receive the messages again.
Please People can anyone pls help us complain to NCC.
Airtel is frustrating us with spam messages and calls, and their customer care services are completely useless.
Help us I beg.

Airtel is disturbing u since ure a ghost and! If they hav a new package nd u dnt knw, u wil stil complain theyr nt gud!