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Tired of fast food, U knw what i mean nna! Lol

Funny thread btw odi n odu, lol!,

Pls nairalanders, my sister took the last jamb and only 2 out of her four subjects have been release, effort to call jamb number are in vain, plz guide me on what to do before its too late. U can reach me on 07038163700. Thanks

Akwa Ibom State Government
has finally banned the use of
all motorcycles for any
purpose within Uyo capital
city. To show how serious
the new directive which
takes effect from Saturday,
July 2, 2011, is, the state
government has begun the
purchase of motorcycles from
their owners at a flat rate of
N50,000 irrespective of the
age of such bikes.
As at the time of filing this
report, okada riders were
seen rushing to the state
ministry of works premises
along Barracks Road
(Wellington Bassey Way)
Uyo, to hand in their bikes
and collect the N50,000.00.
The new directive was
surprisingly handed down by
the Deputy Governor, Mr
Nisam Ekere, who became
acting governor just last
week when Gov. Godswill
Akpabio proceeded on his
first leave in about four
years.
Ekere, at a meeting with the
leadership of the Akwa Ibom
Professional and Commercial
Motorcyclists Association,
(APCOMA), at Government
House, Uyo, on Tuesday,
explained that government
was forced to take the
decision to check the spate
of armed robbery,
kidnapping and other
heinous crimes perpetrated
by some unscrupulous
persons using motorcycles.
He stressed that the State
Government could not afford
to fold its arms while these
criminals continued to
destroy the lives and
properties of innocent
citizens, adding that in
preparation for the ban,
Governor Godswill Akpabio in
consultation with APCOMA had
since set up a committee to
work out palliative measures
for the motorcyclists and
their passengers.
The acting governor
therefore announced the
immediate release of 200
tricycles for distribution by
the committee to members of
APCOMA for use within the
city and expressed the hope
that those tricycles, in
addition to 10 Marcopolo
buses, 40 Toyota Hiace
buses and 300 saloon cars,
would cushion the effect the
motorcycle ban will have on
commuters.
To assist the affected
motorcyclists get alternative
means of livelihood, the
Acting Governor said the
State Government would
immediately start purchasing
the motorcycles from those
with genuine proofs of
ownership at a flat rate of
N50, 000.00.
Any bike owner who fails to
turn it in for purchase by
government before the
enforcement begins on
Saturday, Ekere said, would
thereafter have to obtain
slips from the office of the
Secretary to the State
Government which would
serve as permit to ride
within a short period to the
venue of the buy-off.
Source: newnigerianpolitics.com/2011/06/29/a’ibom-bans-okada-buys-off-each-bike-at-n50000/

I was confused when someone doubted me that using Ipad and Laptop by pastors during preaching is not a sin, and there is nothing he could say that convinced me that its a sin for pastors to use lappy and Ipad, I would like you guys to share your own opinions,

@poster maybe d gal is nt compactible wit ya, lol, but Believ me gals have problem of 'choice' datz y a lots of em neva marry when they supose 2. I prefer gals saying "am engaged and commited" instead of fooling their self wit 'am not your type'. Its absolutely nonsense.

Today wil be termed GREAT DISAPOINTMENT PART 2. Jst got updates in new zealand its 5:30
pm n nothing seem to show uptil nw. So camping wil hav no excuse to tender. Life continues jor!

No one is replying coz it seems to be true, hope 2 c churches full for repentance on sunday. Lol

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lol at some of ur comments. I think after these crisis they need brooms to sweep the state clean,

Information reaching me is that there a clash with the opposition parties and a lost of damages has been done, burnt houses, wreckage of any car with campaign stickers, I hope our people over there are safe,

Have heard that Uyo is on Fire , Please anyone who has any Info on wat is happening over there?

June 15 middle of d year. LoL. Ope i get some1

Hi guys, i need your comments on this, because some people dont know what CHRISTMAS means to them. pendusky..com

@Poster; its nice topic to discuss though, buh we need to be proactive not reactive to such things,its superstition!

acade!

baba don talk, the father of politics in nigeria, hehehehehehe, i dey laugh tooo

Am wondering if people like surgeon stil exist to do all this consultatns free of charge.long live surgeon!long live NL!

lol-laughing out loud,

Wayne Rooney signs new five-year contract at Manchester United this afternoon (FRIDAY)

Lol, Was he confused before?

ROONEY MAKES A U-TURN

Wayne Rooney has agreed a new five-year contract with Manchester United.

The club confirmed the news this lunchtime, ending an amazing week, which included Rooney insisting the Old Trafford outfit no longer matched his ambitions.

Yet after a staggering 24-hour period, and demonstration by irate supporters at Rooney's house in Prestbury last night, Rooney is now set to stay at Old Trafford.

Sometimes, when you're in a club, it can be hard to realise just how big it is and it takes something like the events of the last few days to make you understand," said Sir Alex Ferguson.

"I think Wayne now understands what a great club Manchester United is."

It barely seemed credible such a position could be arrived at so quickly.

But the conciliatory nature of a holding statement from United last night suggested rapprochement was in the offing.

And, after consultation with the owners, who allayed his fears about the future direction of United, Rooney agreed to extend his contract, which will now expire in 2015.

"It's been a difficult week, but the intensity of the coverage is what we expect at Manchester United," said Ferguson.

"I said to the boy that the door is always open and I am delighted Wayne has agreed to stay.

"I am pleased he has accepted the challenge to guide the younger players and establish himself as one of United's great players.

"It shows character and belief in what we stand for.

"I am sure everyone involved with the club will now get behind Wayne and show him the support he needs to produce the performances we know he is capable of."

Rooney recognises damage has been done, possibly inside the dressing room and certainly with the fans who have regarded him as one of their own since he first arrived from Everton in 2004.

Read More Here: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/wayne-rooney-signs-new-fiveyear-contract-at-manchester-united-2113831.html?

http://pendusky.blospot.com

In a move that will raise eyebrows around the footballing world, and, in all likelihood, produce a few knowing shrugs, too, Wayne Rooney has today signed a new five year deal with Manchester United, despite announcing previously this week his intention to leave the club for its lack of ambition.
There have been ups and downs, statements and counter-statements. Around 30 United fans last night apparently gathered outside Rooney’s Prestbury home, in order to protest Rooney’s decision and announcement that he would like to leave the biggest football club in the World.
Sir Alex Ferguson, United’s decorated manager, played his part, too, with televised press conferences and allusions to the ‘grass being greener on the other side,’ with a somewhat strange farming analogy.
Today, however, it seems the root of the issue has been fixed: Rooney now possesses a five year deal, which, one might assume, offers a substantially enhanced financial remuneration package than that which he held previously.
And all it took was a public statement.
Following today’s ‘turnaround’ Rooney called Ferguson “a genious” and also stated:

Read More Here: http://theglobalherald.com/football-wayne-rooney-signs-new-5-year-man-utd-deal/6284/?

what do u mean, more should be killed?

WHATS THE NEEDS OF THIS KILLINGS?

A Nigerian fan has been killed after clashes ensued following the victory of English champions Chelsea over Spartak Moscow on Tuesday in the Champions League.

The Punch quotes a report by the News Agency of Nigeria that the fan was killed in Gokana, Rivers state in the Niger Delta region.

The Rivers State Police Command, which confirmed the death on Wednesday, also said that some houses were burnt in the area where the incident occurred.

Police spokeswoman Rita Abbey said that youths from B-Dere and K-Dere communities of Gokana clashed while watching the match.

She said the youths disagreed on the 2-0 outcome of the match in favour of Chelsea. Abbey said the two communities had in the past clashed over a piece of land and that the outcome of the UEFA Champions League match escalated the crisis.

“Existing mobile police presence in the area has been reinforced to bring the crisis under control” Abbey said. One person was killed and the police had arrested five.

“Ten police vehicles with mobile policemen have also been deployed to the communities on Wednesday morning.”

She said an investigation into the cause of the clash had commenced.

A huge number of Nigerians keenly follow European football. Six persons lost their lives in Ahoada Local Government of Rivers in 2009 when Barcelona won the UEFA Champions League.

A bus driver who was a supporter of the losing Manchester United, rammed his vehicle into a group of Barcelona fans celebrating the 2-0 win, killing six.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2010/10/22/2177775/nigerian-fan-killed-after-chelsea-champions-league-triumph?

its true. mine is close to 2 month, dont even try to speak with their customer rep or u'll waste ur bat3 for nothing,

what a woman can do a man cannot try it. i fear ooh up to 50 landed propertise? thumb up for u woman. lol

Funny scanners operators,we'll hear d end.

I cant just imagine how this post shld be posted under general post, where is seun? what about the term and privacy?