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KashyBaby:
I experienced this before...my x used to put the pic of his first love & told me it was his sister so i dig deeper,do my research & only to find out, it was his first gf who's trying to make up their long lost relationship..

I didn't think twice..I blocked him everywhere...

I hate drama in a relationship.

And you loose

Following

Jarus:
Lol. Saga na big boy o.Na hin fit employ me sef.

U hear ooh!

Cheer Up Frank!
Glory!!!

Arisheloaded:
CV and Cover Letter sent.

Here is my E-mail address : larishekola@gmail.com


Thanks @JarusHub

this guy ain't cool at all

@OGA Jarus hope your guy www.Nairaland.com/sagamite the fvctard master has applied already, heard he was deported, coz since Last month 5th he came online last

Really?

ebenice:
it. was so terrifying , I'm not easily frightened by events but this one pass me.

the dream.

I was sitting outside in the open with my sister gisting, just suddenly I looked up and saw a very wide gigantic screen, in it I saw a soldier dressed like the accient romans talking to a man .and seems to be saying plans are all concluded everything is done and ready ...just then it dawn on me that he is talking about the world and its about to end ..I was deeply frightened I said to myself so that's it...world will just end just like that?" I try not to continue looking at the screen because every word n picture I view add to my fear..I try to even run from d vicinity so as to ex cape the torture of the impending reality ...then just suddenly the scene change

I then saw myself in a house like a typical face me u face u...I was in the compound i saw two ladies at the entrance of the toilet like they are waiting for the person inside to come out so they can enter..then like a flash I saw my self outside the building near to the sewage outlet ..I saw that the pipes are bad n worn out I try repositioning the pipes but it didn't fit ...just then I woke up....then a song was ringing in my hrt .....
* sinnerman you don't have much time left*

Noted!

Op be guided
the guy don't use CBN so what's ur problem? Na by force ??

sheedy407:
Good day,
i dont know where to post this but the MOD can help me.

That was how I came outside to fix my hair and as usual, the go-lucky-hen and its chicks came playing around which Is now a culture of asking for food but I noticed something, the chicks weren't complete - two were missing. I almost ignored but something whispered that I find them. So I started the search only to discover they fell into a well. Without wasting much time I started the one-man-rescue-team before accompanied by my friend and we brought out the first but bringing out the second seemed abortive cos it was almost giving up....it couldn't swim for long. Alas! We brought it out half dead. I started thinking of what to do to revive this poor chick, then I remembered my basics in freshman year - first aid, I started pressing the chick cos I dunno where it's chest is and suddenly it started making strange sounds and in the twinkling of the eye, the chick sprung back to life. One Lesson I learned, even animals need help

Leonardo da Vinci must be proud of you. the man usually buy caged animals just to set them free. anyway That was nice of you.

tired of stories

Chai!!!!

shizzle11:
Are you for real?

he's a pro Buhari, but life changes when we heard how UK want to repatriate those earning below a certain amount

he was deported! the Fvctard master

For this high cost of fuel?
Imagine buying 5k of fuel and after 1 hr ur getting red alert on fuel meter
I believed this should make front page so Nigerians can learn!
Lalastica and Mynd where thou?

oooh Password; Tonto Dike and Tiwa salvage kill a Snake

viki84:
This tip i'm about to give you is not widely known by ATM card users but it can be save you from frustration especially when at long ATM queues, We know that sometimes when you slot your ATM card in the cash dispensing machine, you get the response "CARD NOT SMART" in this case don't panic, eject the card, rub the silver panel chip on your head for about 7-10 seconds, then insert the card again and do your transactions without recieving the annoying response again

when my colleague did that for one of our customer and it worked, I was surprised. Ur right! the card don't communicate with machine coz of dirt on the silver panel.

Nice one! hope school fees won't triple the current one

lifezone247:
Oh! boy. Hope those nairalanders that always commentin, I'm not coming back to that country are not among the deportees? Una welcome, make na sef come taste all those things wey we dey post for NL wey na dey read.

This guy www.Nairaland.com/sagamite was deported since April



"Last seen : 8:13pm On Apr 05"

That true though!

let her go to her village Na!

KPhantom:
NLC got nothing to offer

NLC or FG?
U funny ooh

Since CBN devalue naira only that they didn't make it public.

Danielomisco:
hey bro are u in Jalingo??hola!

nope just relishing my NYSC service year there...

Stomach Infrastructure!

Now let hear about the new Minimum wages...

I believe he just found his passion...
Not on top Naija Football Association...
Those suits looks nice on him...

goodgirl2409:
Hello nairalanders,I just got a job of 200k salary and I have been given an option to pick between calabar and port harcourt as where I will be posted to. I like PH but people are saying I will spend a lot of money without savings that I should go to calabar,but I feel calabar is dry with lesser opportunities. Pls experience advice, where would be the best state for me now. Av been living in Abuja for 2 years now so am used to big cities. Pls advice,need it urgently.

Congrats in the first place.

Did you say Calabar is dry with lesser opportunities?

if I may asked, Which Opportunities?

Anyway, Years ago I never knew Jalingo was a city until I gat there..

Lol!

Choose Calabar you won't regret it.

autossvincent:
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Companies can post their job vacancies there in mitplanet.

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Post some screen shots. Dont be discouraged if ur the developer..

Seen

"I will make your government ungovernable"
The statement was said by whom and to whom?

"Chukwuma had to leave immediately. We tried but couldn't get tickets for both of us at such a short notice"

Lol, Abeg which movies is this?

Nice