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AllNaijaBlogger:
A week ago, I saw a popular pastor at shoprite coming down from a newer model range rover with a bodyguard. That car should be at least 10-20 million naira. A 2012 range rover sport goes for 11 million naira at least.


I do not want to mention the pastor's name so that his members and followers here do not come and bash me. I am a christian but such extravagance bothers me.


I just want to know what biblical or commonsense justification can be given for such an expensive asset?

If that same man should pop out of Keke and enter Shoprite na u go still leave ur cleaning job at Shoprite and still hiding under ur keypad to post on NL that u saw a popular man of God trekking into Shoprite!

'I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper....'

pls continue ur cleaning work!

Sammypedro18:
I need a laptop wit 4gb Ram,500gb HDD icore3 processor of speed @least 2.0ghz Dell or Hp. i'd appreciate ur helpful comments.

I order my laptops via here contacts

Nairaland.com/ENQUIRYDON

but not instalment payment

jeudd:
1) Davido: The OBO should just give up singing because although he has some hit songs of recent,the artist should just give up singing while he still has a name and go into a job that seems more lucrative in the long run , it could be as a manager of a better artist maybe then his 'igbo' stained vocals may do him some good.

2) Lynxx : You just can not hate on the big guy, but what makes us very sad is seeing him waste his time and money on singing instead of following the suggested steps of our brother davido and quit singing and start modelling cuz he has a great body .

3) Emma Nyra : the empire first lady should just quit singing and go be someones side chick or babe or mistress or fun buddy or wife cuz to me she is talentless and thats all on Emma.

4) Jesse jaggz : Not only has it been ages since has had a hit song so uncle jaggz just grow your dada and take to the streets and create a name for yourself as the official distributor of weed to the real celebs

5) Tonto Dikeh : this woman should just go and quit singing and dump that stupid ass name 'pokolee' abi what is the name ? She should better continue acting before we attack her acting carrer .
And before una attack me make una rememba say errybody get opinion...thanks

when these dudes are making name and money ur here hiding under ur keypad in ur village criticising! u need To be flogged

Is this the person whom Pastor Olukoya is His spirituality father..?? SMH

Army Men

When GEJ is building up and ur resting??

ADONBELIVIT!

cool I must say!

Euckybaby:
Hope you are not bragging

Sorry I don't have answer to that question!

Most people like me don't submit CV, they only call and ask me 'PLS BRING' ur CV and I will ask them what can you offer me

Pitying those who are still striving to get their dream work after service !

BTW my first interview was with White men and since then I knew who I am!

Aitee1:
Nothing

Good

Aitee1:

what?

A lot of rubbish happen everywhere!!

H

This should be moved to Jokes Department! Basketmouth and AY can make jokes out of it

johnbimbo12:
Hello house,

I'm in a fix and I need your advice.

I did my IT (Industrial Training) two years ago in an oil company in Port Harcourt, spent 8 months there. Now I'm a B.Tech graduate, going to serve with 2015 batch A of NYSC.

This evening I read a message from my supervisor (back then at the company) that there's an opening in the office that she's about discussing with the division manager to fill me in. She's aware I'm a graduate now, but she doesn't know of my NYSC status (yet).

The opening is actually by July 2015, of which NYSC camp starts on May 5.

The reason she prefers me is because of my experience with the company, even as an IT student back then. A friend of mine that we did internship together in the company is already working there now, and the pay is well into the six figures arena.

The company, from what I've discovered when I was with them, actually prefers employing people that have worked with them in one capacity or the other before, that's why my friend could easily fill in (with just ND, he's even yet to do his HND). And that's also the reason my supervisor wants me there.

I'd initially decided I won't influence my posting, but even if I do, what are the chances that my PPA will be that company? (I'm quite aware Rivers state corps members are majorly deployed to schools though).

I'm yet to discuss this issue with my supervisor, cos I don't have a perfect explanation yet.

What do you think I can do? Should I just say no? If I do, I stand the chance of entering their 'black book'. This company doesn't enjoy people turning down their offers (From experience), hence, they might not accept you in the future even if you apply for a job telling them you've worked with them before.

Mature and practicable advice please. Thanks in anticipation.

Happy Birthday bro! Leave offer today and let's celebrate ur Bday jor!

reply my mail Asap!

arsetalks:
Your daftness is legendary.

like username like comment

Odunharry:
is that a Gionee m2?

yea!

I think MTN sent me this

People still live in Bauchi?? I am surprised!

dechandel:
I still hail Ogugua and Killz

sexkillz too

Baawaa:
Shame to Jonathan that rendered our combatant soldiers useless in the midst of their contemporaries

Childish! grow up bro!

kendrick9:
take a step back and look at what u just wrote.. first of all try to improve your english... this was quite difficult to read..

SMH!

Drniyi4u:
pls, I'll like to get more info from u, coz I'm going for my IT around October Can u pls inbox me on ma mail drniyi4u@gmail.com, or better still whatsapp 08132846866.
Thanks.

sent u a mail!

Niyonice:
goodday everyone, I know there are lots of
Android users that doesn’t know how
to boot into recovery mode. If the conventional
method of booting into recovery mode doesn’t
work out for you, then one of the below will surely
work out well for you.
The truth is every new Android powered tablet /
smartphone device is normally installed with a
stock recovery image . The tool can be used by
those who want to perform update operations,
backup procedures and maintenance and
optimization tasks.
Well, if you want to obtain even more from your phone, of if you want to tweak its performances, then you can anytime replace the stock recovery with a custom recovery image, like CWM recovery or TWRP recovery.
Of course for the custom tools you will have to
root your device first.


You boot into recovery mode, if you want to do
the following...
==>Factory reset or system update your device
==>Load your boot.img or update it from SD Card
==>Update your system image or restore your
back up from SD card.
==>Or perhaps if your device over misbehave and
the only option you have left is to take it back to
genesis.


How to Enter Recovery Mode on Stubborn
Android Devices


Usually you can boot into recovery mode by:
==>Turn off you device.
==>Then, reboot by pressing the Power and
Volume Up buttons simultaneously.
==>Keep the buttons pressed for a short while –
a few seconds – and then release the same.
==>The recovery mode menu should be displayed.
==>Note: on Samsung branded devices the
recovery mode can be entered by pressing the
Power, Volume Up and Home buttons at the same
time.
But, if the above method didn’t work out well for
you, you can try the below


Method 1

1. You need to download an app on your
smartphone.
2. So go to Google Play and download the Quick
Boot tool;
3. Install the app on your phone / tablet.
4. Run the same.
5. You will be able to choose from: Recovery,
Reboot, Bootloader and Power Off.
6. Choose Recovery.
7. Your device will reboot into recovery
mode.

Method 2

1. On this method you will have to use ADB, so
the Android SDK and Fastboot must be installed
on your computer.
2. After installing the required tools (the one
mentioned above) connect your device with the
computer.
3. Use the USB cable for establishing the
connection.
4. Then, on your computer navigate to the folder
where Fastboot and Android SDK is installed.
5. There open a Command Prompt window.
6. For cmd: press Shift key on your PC +
Right-click anywhere in the folder and choose
“Open Command Prompt”.
7. Then, in the cmd window enter: “adb
reboot recovery”.
8. Your smartphone / tablet will be automatically
rebooted into recovery mode.
That’s all.

crop from: www.niyonice.com/2015/02/how-to-enter-recovery-mode-on-encrypted.html?m=1

nice post

ComradeTY:
Pls anybody with ideas about Swift network salary?

2009/2010 I did my IT there when they launched their 4G network! its a nice place! most of the guys I know left abroad and I loose some contacts! Swift pay well!

Drilz:
Hey, I truely dont know where to start but to cut it short. I just impulsively brokeup wit my 'supposed bf'. I got introduced to him by a frnd dat is also his frnd, he started d normal psyching process, I didnt give in easily because I jst brokeup frm a long rlationship. Its took six months sha I decided to giv it a try, we didnt get intimate until 3months after. He seem nice n cool but he start cutting communication via fone wt d flimsy xcuse of nt being a call person but we chat daily I spend a few weekends in his place. But I started prying into his fone, I needed to know who I was dealing wit, unfortunately or fortunately I saw some funny chats, he is alway on wt girls abt sex, I approached him n he said dey were his ex, I concluded dat he has leagues of exes which he doesnt want to let go completely, so I gave him time to sort himself out. He took 2wks to do dat n we rekindled though I still had doubts abt him. During val I cldnt be wt him cos he mom was arnd, I confirmed dat but jst yesterday I called him n told I ll coming to visit him cos I hv a training to attend arnd his area n might need to stay for a wk in his place n he said his frnd visited him wt a girl n I was like; ok no p, so hw abt ur room? He said; actualy a female frnd of his visited him wt another of her frnd dat his house is filled ...wat? this female frnd of his, he said she is jst a frnd but I hv seen romantic chats bw d both of them. Guess wat I kicked his ass to d curbs and suprisingly I feel truely relieved. No girl shld try to mk her man happy at the xpense of her own happiness. I m one vry happy girl, my family n frnds show me so much love, I cant afford to b bitter.
I felt like sharing dis story to strengthen my fellow girls out there. If u know u r priceless u cant afford to let urself to b mistreated. Girls be independent, be confident, hv great moral standards n d right man ll come along, dnt b enslaved in a rlatnship because of money, stand up strong n tall.. #GirlPowerTeam
For all of you guys who think when a girl bolts out of a rlatnship she loses, I feel sorry for ur myopic mindset. Right he has been calling and texting, u know y?? Cos he knows he is the loser. I m a cool conservative person with great self control, I can attract all cakibers of men if I want to (guess u can say I m one of rare girls that can catch men's attention) but I dont use it cos I hv a moral standard to maintain. When u lose a girl like me it ll tk u forever to find a match.I know wat I m worth I ll neva stoop for less. For all u dudes dat think u use a girl, hehe I pity u cos she over used u.

"we couldn't spend val together because his mum was around" who's bringing kids to romance section? smh

AceVentura:
My wife gave me the best val gift ever.

Thank you to all that shared info that helped us make this a reality. We waited for him for almost 3yrs & he's finally here.


He was born yesterday in Texas, USA.

Simply put, I'm in love again. He's adorable.

See the way he's putting his hands on his mouth! this baby must be a great man!

Tundenoni:
how take snap dis picture?

the person above u is BH so we have them plenty here! after they carry out the act they snap share and begin to accuse GEJ just to earn ur vote!

Sambisa forest or Wilderness?

Bog12:
Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Really Bad? Am not a Politician but I was just evaluating GEJ so far in the office, yes he is corrupt! whenever the body is rotten the head is bad so he is corrupt so do all other past Leaders but.....

1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that Obasanjo refused to sign and you join then in saying that Goodluck is bad.

2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC
allowance from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they say he is bad.

3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about 25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.

4] The rail system is working now, with little budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars without result, other pasts leader ignored and you
say that Goodluck is bad.

5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair elections whereas the ones conducted under Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet
you say Goodluck is bad.

6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in the North to improve learning and knowledge and increase the Jambites admission rate, yet
you say that Goodluck is bad.

7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for Northern abandoned street children and those deprived of education by their own people and
you say Goodluck is bad.

8] Goodluck has been building dams and improving the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW - And successfully privatized the sector
which many analyst believed is the best way to go and you joined them say that Goodluck is bad.

9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the first time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing
and you say that he is a bad President.

10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria, where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for 3 to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people
being roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that our God given President is not
performing.

11] Airports are wearing world class looks and every zone have International airport and you say Goodluck is bad.

12] This administration has employed more people in their 5years in office than any other in the history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16 New Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826 primary Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P, YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad. Now do you think that General Muhammadu Buhari will perform magic, which he could not do when he was in his 40s, if you vote him?

What else do they want from President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan?

thank You brother! tell them!

I was to vote today what happened?

firstEVA:
I don't know if it's just me. I dont consider any of our female comediennes (Princess, Ellen paul etc) funny at all. i was at a show recently where one of them performed, it was so dry i didn't know what to do, i just clapped to encourage her. I have watched Sommore, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres e.t.c, those women are really funny, why are our Naija female comedians different?

they are, went to chevron end of year party where helen paul was the anchor, I laugh my ass out, I just discovered ur a lady and ladies has hatred tendency toward a fellow lady esp when in such position! not my fault though I am saying the truth!


BTW I was to vote GEJ today what happened??