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[quote author=gree-die]yes ofcz[/quote]Neva mind, i knw wat u mean,testing with others while waiting 4 original...abi?

@op gud question...waiting for all the gal's answers

obimind: What's the meaning of smh?

lol...

whos is this celebreties board Mod? SMH!

Mr evildoer: dnt bother quoting me...u cnt teach me hw to arrange my posts nd besides this thread is not meant for dvmb people like yuh
Talkin abt d fP ish?
My posts dnt normally mke fP but they are mostly read by dudez with great iQ.

ur Signature says it all, ure too lazy...hope peopld wit high IQ wont get affected!

E don reach time wey we, as original Naija people must stop to dey use oyinbo abreviations like
LOL, LMAO, ROTFLMAO etc etc. when we fit dey use our own xceptional street lingua...huh?

LWKM - Laugh wan kill me
MIDG - make i dey go
WGYL - we go yarn later
IGA - I gbadun am
ICS - I can't shout
Djm - Don't jealous me
WBDM - Who born d maga
UDC - U de craze NUS - Na u sabi WSU - who send u
ITK - I too know
WDH - wetin dey happen
NDH - nutin dey happen
FMJ - free me jo
BBP - bad bele people
HUD - how u dey WKP - waka pass NTT - Na true talk
NDM - no dull me
IFSA - I for slap am
IGDO - I go die o
YB - Yess boss
NLT - No long thing
CWJ - carry waka jor
WBYO - wetin be your own
U2D - U 2 do
U2DV - U 2 dey vex
WSDP - who send dem papa
INS - i no send
INFS - i no fit shout
WWY - who wan yarn
NBST - no be small thing
NWO - na wah oooooo
NMA - no mind am
MIHW - make i hear word
NBL - no be lie
WD - wetin dey
UNGKM - u no go kill me
EMS-e make sense ·

All the ladies like the guy...handsome guy...maybe he acted Joseph in portifar hauz and he was thrown out...

Suposin i port wit my Mtn to Etisalat, and my phone is off, will they say 'The Etisalat number ure trying 2 kal is current swtiched off' ? My gal is inquisitive oh!!! She wil ask me wetin i do 4 phone...@op pls i need summary of all d write ups in 1 sentence...

Our Leaders wont see this guys and develop them...instead they wld want to pay huge to bring zuckerberg and bill gate to Naija

ur topic need to be scrutinize....

Mr evildoer: 6 Types of People You
should Never Date...
Starting a relationship is a big step, it can either
make you or mar you. There are some kinds
of people you just should not dateto protect
yourself from trouble. Here are a few of them: 1, Controlling People:Controlling people always give conditions.
They have a prepared list of what you can do
and what you must not do. They want to tell
you what to wear how to act, where to go etc.
You must always abide by their rules.
Controlling people choke you and make you feel like you’re dating a dictator. 2, Selfish People: Selfish people will never care about you. They
will make the relationship all about them. They
are not willing to sacrifice anything for you or
the relationship or invest anythinginto your
progress. Selfish people are only interested in
how much they can gain from you3, Proud People: Proud people aredifficult to date because they
are constantly reminding you howmuch
better than you they are. They want you to
know how many other people areinterested
in them, how much money they make etc.
Proud people are constantly blowing their own trumpet and they will never apologize or
admit being wrong. 4, Negative People: Negative people never see
good in anything. They are always
complaining. They will always be suspicious
and distrustful and make you feel guilty all the
time. Negative people can dampenyour spirit
and sap your energy. 5, Rude People: Rude people will disrespect
you every chance they get. If someone you
barely know constantly shows disrespect to
people while you’re there then expect to be
treated the same way. 6, Possessive People: Possessive people are
clingy and needy. They want you to be with
them all the time. If you try to spend time with
other people, they’ll make you feel guilty by
saying you don’t care about them.

when nxt u do copy and paste,arrange them well, hope sexkillz wont forward dis to FP... no offence

gud one there..

[quote author=I-B.]Brb, have to convert those pictures to smaller sizes, most of them are 2MB [/quote]beta 4 nokia c1 users... nice job hope UI Pay u 4 the advert, coz am visiting there soon ASAP!

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ideee03: God bless her union...but me can't view no pix on here ooo.

image no visible with nokia c1, sowie..

ashmanpolo: 1. When you are busy bragging about dating a Doctor,girls your age are busy enrolling to become Doctors..

2. When you are busy bragging that you were driving your boyfriend's car,girls your age are busy looking for the best dealer in town to buy a car with their own cash...

3. When you are busy bragging about the corner office of your boyfriend,girls­ your age are busy developing business plans to start their own business..

NB: Your boyfriend's money is never your own,Success is not sexually transmittted nor is wisdom & qualifications.­ . Stand up &work for/have your own things

u said the truth, buh gals here wont agree, sorry!

Future Boko Haram

Why did u mistaken ur gf for Tonto Dike? Huh?

baynix: [size=40] Na To Mention That Albino Moderator Remain!! [/size]

Abeg, I No Mention Person Name!!

Are you talking about sex killz?? huh?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Hehehe! Am just being sarcastic with the title but what do you make of this kind sort of wedding

To some of you who never see Our dear lovely and curvy Idowuogbo with her secret loverboy mynd-44....here is it...........hahahahaaha#drops post and hide somewhere*[/quote]Dont joke wit ma wife oh!

They wan open industry?

Its noted!!

all hail Akwa Ibom! If he comes

Cant Wait for Olympic Sized Stadium to be completed! proudly Eyen Akwa Ibom!

Hehehehe... mark dont want much people to knw him...he even did a wedding without the world knwing... i knw Akpabio would do that, buh Zuckerberg Wont accept..

...Strolling...wit 2 hands in pockets... *looking at Itsmodella chating wit lil boys*

Poko Am behind you!! Mord hugs

M-Mobile
T-Thieves in
N-Nigeria

hardbody: So what is your point? Birds of a feather kinda thing right? You will never learn, keep struggling at the bottom of the ladder.....

hav u taken ur drugs?

hardbody: Did they really employ you with this level of English? Are you aiming to join them as a cleaner or something of that sort?

Anyway, i am not surprised, what did you call them, Keystone? And that is a Bank right?

the last time i came across you on NL, U wer suffering from Lou Gehrig's disease, welcome back, am sure ure not ok for now, hope ure taking ur drugs regularly,

op, specify the entry cert ure using...