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Romance › Re: How Can I Figure Out If He Wants More? by Pennywise(m): 11:00am On Dec 23, 2008
KarmaMod:
Are you sure you're in the right thread?
Where does it state that the dude is even thinking of dating her talkless of marriage?
If you werent trying so hard to be the thread's chief devil advocate you will realize that two adults consorting and even having sex could end up marrying each other.If on the other hand you mean what you say then it would be such a tragedy b/c any man wanting to date you must have ready, a letter of intent to marry U.But with all the beautiful and eligible spinsters available, you simply have to find yourself a place and wait where you wont be much of a karma.
Romance › Re: How Can I Figure Out If He Wants More? by Pennywise(m): 2:00pm On Dec 22, 2008
Somehow I think that girls in this forum who advise against or try to discount intimacy between two adults with marriage on their mind are either naive or not being sincere. You can be there playing innocenti while another girl comes and takes away your hearthrob. It happens all the time.

Many people still don't understand that percieved innocence of a girl plays little or no positive role these days when a man is thinkin about marriage.The dynamics of this kind of social interaction has lately undergone dramatic evolution.It is uncommon now for a guy settling down to go into the bush to look for a virgin.Nobody is really interested if u've been out, with whom or for how long- only relevant for campus relationships which don't end up in marriage most times anyway.What guys want now is compatibility,looks and of course sex (by this I don't mean gender grin).

I have a friend right now who is making a complete u-turn from an angel, to the horror of many.He took me into confidence about someone I know he has been seeing discreetly with whom sex is simply fire.Everywoman has the potential but not all has the inclination to be good in bed, which is sad.
Autos › Re: Siena : Need Your Urgent Advice by Pennywise(m): 12:19pm On Dec 22, 2008
diasporian:
As if all Nigerian roads are full of pot holes - where do you live?
Does posting in the auto section now carry certain unwritten, undisclosed rule? can't I make an innocent post without thinking of what a hideous, username-cloning idiotic element has to say?

Even if you have been given the job to insult anyone with a percieved negative comment about a dealer and his car, doesnt common sense tell you that a serious buyer can't be dissuaded by other people's comment.I bought my first automatic (a regular mercedes) when everybody I know wouldnt buy a car unless it is manual.It didnt stop me.Show some decorum.
Autos › Re: Siena : Need Your Urgent Advice by Pennywise(m): 11:30am On Dec 22, 2008
Nice looking 407. But I dont see how those bumpers can survive our pot holes.My guess is that they will fall off at the first encounter.
Romance › Re: How Can I Figure Out If He Wants More? by Pennywise(m): 6:22pm On Dec 21, 2008
@OP
Your friend seem to be someone who has seen quite a bit of the world. Doesnt appear to be one who will love to be put in a spot with some talk about 'the state of affairs' when he is not ready.

I say dont jeopardize a growing relationship.If some other guys are interested in you he should know so he doesnt think u fool around.Afterall it is nothing for a guy who seem this matured as he understands relationship is not exclusive yet.

Dont deny him sex. Make it better each time.If the guy is trying to make up his mind no need making things difficult or creating doubts in him if you will make a good wife.To other girls in his life, keep a closed eye.

But how can u have sex twice in a 4yr old relationship? You have to be getting it from somewhere.And all u thinking of is sitting the guy down? Haba! If na true you no try at alllllllll. The guy deserves a gold medal for hanging around.
Romance › Re: How Can A Rich, Young, Successful, Hard Working And Handsome Guy Get True Love? by Pennywise(m): 5:28pm On Dec 21, 2008
@OP
Rich, young, successful and handsome are all relative. You may not be able to get real answers until you are able to tell us for example how rich.Every shoe get size.
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Suitable Person ( Men Or Women) To Wear The Chastity Belt by Pennywise(m): 5:15pm On Dec 21, 2008
Women need to wear it because

1.If junior (family heir) is going to pass through there, that part of the body need to be shown some respect.

2.A strange privates might irreversibly damage the family prized canal. Lovemaking may never be the same again for couple.

3.When you sexually conquer the matriach of a family, you rubbish the family pride. A lady who submits self to a married man or committed male partner should consider herself conquered to the eternal glory of the conqueror and family
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Seem These Nigerian Scam Videos by Pennywise(m): 4:50pm On Dec 21, 2008
This 419 thing, me I no understand. We for take am easy. Afterall not be only for Nigeria hardship dey. Even sef, historically, we didnt start it.

Maybe what is uniquely Nigerian about it is the near complete lawlessness and an irresponsible govt  that has been our lot. Let us grab international headlines for good deeds for once.
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Music/Radio › Re: D-banj For Life: 2face Na Bleep Up! by Pennywise(m): 3:49pm On Dec 20, 2008
Well, somehow he has excelled in impregnating less priviledged girls.Or doesnt that count when u are a (nigerian) star?
Autos › Re: Which Is The Most Balanced Car You Ever Prefered! by Pennywise(m): 11:45am On Dec 20, 2008
Balanced? If we are talkin of stability on the road, a lot of people will agree that 3-series BMW is the car to beat.It never wavers and I was never scared driving through floods. I got soaked to my pants once but I still managed  to get past a sea of broken down vehicles. Thoroughly rugged car.I used it in the 90s.Its more recent cousins appear to be more aesthetically pleasing, I have no doubt they perfom just as well.

At the moment toyota corolla seem to be the prefered car for official use for reasons which I doubt is hinged on stability.It may be more 'balanced' than BMW in other ares like spare part cost and availability, fuel economy and skilled mechanic personnel.
Romance › Re: Should I Go To Nigeria And Marry Or Should I Marry Here In Europe? by Pennywise(m): 12:33pm On Dec 19, 2008
Its a good Idea to come to Nigeria. Infact my younger brother is here on his own accord for this purpose (been away for 12yrs).But you must realize that even this has its own challenges. Right now he is like a starved rottweiler suddenly  finding itself in a poultry.Chances are that he wont be able to make up his mind on this visit and would need to come back.This is still much better than the mail order arrangement.

Looking for a spouse over there in europe and America is a no no b/c chances of getting it right is much less on account of fewer choices to make. Same advice goes to our babes wanting to settle down. Come to Nigeria twice a year esp during festivities and mingle.
Romance › Re: Need Tips Guyz : by Pennywise(m): 3:42pm On Dec 17, 2008
Tips on how to dump a babe? Bloody waste of time.No need.Just dont show up and dont return calls.

You dont need to box urself into a corner. You might still need that booty.
Romance › Re: I Have A Fiancee But I Impregnated Another Girl by Pennywise(m): 3:12pm On Dec 17, 2008
tpia:
Is this a true story?

Someone is this daft in this day and age?
In matters of the heart, wisdom or commonsense does not always take precedence in a man's consideration. The gentleman can be excused.
Romance › Re: I Have A Fiancee But I Impregnated Another Girl by Pennywise(m): 3:02pm On Dec 17, 2008
Kosi big deal. Tell ur babe about the situation. If she loves you enough to go on with the marriage, fine. If she doesnt, no big deal. B/c In the world of dating and marriage one babe is as good as the next provided you stick with the golden rule: don't sleep with a girl you don't consider pretty enough for marriage.

The child:Of course you have to wait until it is born for paternity (preferably DNA) test. Alternatively you can let the child grow older and see if it looks like you or the previous customer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh2008 Experience by Pennywise(m): 11:19am On Dec 17, 2008
Shiloh!! Not good news to many. All the GFs get to go on leave for one whole week.
Romance › Re: My Girl Strips For The World To See. by Pennywise(m): 5:13pm On Dec 16, 2008
alfchye:
Thank you pennyless.Leave that  OP or postor  to be diving in a very big pot hole.He will surely die of hypertension or serious BP
Perhaps he should remove the word 'my' from thread title and stop causing embarrassment to one working girl.
Politics › Re: Which Nigerian Leader Would You Like To Throw Your Shoes At ? by Pennywise(m): 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2008
The question ought to be which Nigerian leader wouldnt you like to throw ur shoe at.
Romance › Re: My Girl Strips For The World To See. by Pennywise(m): 4:36pm On Dec 16, 2008
Things need to be said the way they are and I hope OP doesnt feel wounded by my comment.

If dancing no matter how lurid is all she does for supplemental income,then what is the big deal. But chances are that it is not.And that is the problem. OP might be thinking he is the sole proprietor when in actual fact he controls minimal shares in what is a very big company.I have shares in UBA I don't go saying I own it. It is probable that there were other guys in that same hall with the OP who think they have been hurt or betrayed by this girl(friend). Nothing in his comments suggest they have an exclusive relationship.If you want to live long you must purge yourself of wanting to own what is not ur possession.
Romance › Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Pennywise(m): 10:39am On Dec 16, 2008
Justgood
what kind of thread is this that you end up discussing Karma's vulva  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
Please leave karma for me o
See am. Justgood for nothing. You fit handle am? grin grin grin

Karmamode
apparently parents not being malicious brutes is abnormal in Pennywise's village.
You don't need to be bashful.Incase you are in doubt, pennywise is circumcised.
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by Pennywise(m): 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2008
I know
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by Pennywise(m): 4:56pm On Dec 15, 2008
biolabee:
nope abeg i no be bros grin
No worry. Even if you don hit 40 or you near am finish. Na mental age we all dey use. Seun go create section for all of una seniors later. Meantime enjoy.
Romance › Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Pennywise(m): 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2008
For the records,karmamode is very proud of her vulva. Thanx.Where do you live again?
Romance › Re: Ménage à Trois by Pennywise(m): 1:58pm On Dec 15, 2008
Adam Brody:
a MENAGE A TROIS has always being my lifetime fantasy and i hope i achieve my most important fantasy desire in life before i die!
Fantasies are better than realities. Sometimes.
Romance › Re: Circumcision - Can U Or Can U Not by Pennywise(m): 1:24pm On Dec 15, 2008
Tgirl4real:
. . .  and where is Chamotex tongue
Why e be say na where them they circumcise grown men na I'm you dey look for your chamotex

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