₦airaland Forum

Scholes007:
Who is Dafthan dumbluck?

Your soon-to-be former president. He made history for being president with the lowest functional mental capacity.

In 2011 I voted for Jonathan bc of my hatred for Northern elders and politicians.

Since then Jonathan has turned out to be a disaster - an unmitigated one.

People say he is clueless. He is not clueless at all-just desperate to remain in power and make as much money as possible. Towards this end, Jonathan has opened the state treasury to all manners of crooked characters just to help him win an election he is never going to win by the way. He has decimated the economy completely on account of his desperation.

GEJ has the largest govt social media pool in the world trying to cover up the stench from his arsse. But they only succeed in exposing their paymaster like the show of shame at Chatham house where an ignorant crowd was hired for demonstration.

I will consider Jonathan to have won the election if he gets 25% of the total vote. In Kano, he should expect no more than 2% which is about half the Igbo population.

Mediterranean type of flat roof top some Nigerians are trying to copy is a complete no no in a place like this. The roof will come down on you in the middle of the night.

Whaoow, is all I can say.

In Nigeria where PDP govt regularly hire crowds to achieve political goals, why cant they hire some to support our troops, since patriotism like all else in our country has failed us.

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Thousands of people took to the streets of Cameroon to march in support of troops fighting terror, extremist group, Boko-Haram. How noble of them.

Boko Haram or not, sons regularly kill their father in the east. This might not not even be the reason.

If you are a Nigerian politician desirous of using a pon to meet a political end and you have no wish to spend much money, you know exactly which part of the country to look.

I am really disappointed PDP had to resort to a farmer when 'reputable' people can do the job.

Innocentonyi:
pre-intimacy before sex is d best tin. Wen u give her pre-intimacy maybe fingering or sucking. Make sure she cums and kip playing with her until she begs u to Bleep her. Datz wat I do with my babes datz why dem no wan leave me. I bet say my dick big pass the man dick but pre-intimacy first and wennu insert it won't b a problem

It doesn't always work that way. You can stimulate the cli:t:ori#s until it falls off, still no dice with some babes. Better still get a lubricant.

Innocentonyi:
pre-intimacy before sex is d best tin. Wen u give her pre-intimacy maybe fingering or sucking. Make sure she cums and kip playing with her until she begs u to Bleep her. Datz wat I do with my babes datz why dem no wan leave me. I bet say my dick big pass the man dick but pre-intimacy first and wennu insert it won't b a problem

It doesn't always work that way. You can stimulate the clit.oris until it falls off, still no dice with some. Better still get a lubricant.

@Op,
It will be nice if you can introduce the husband to NL. Practically every babe here will be compatible with him, not a poor inexperienced hausa woman.

ijecks:
can you imagine? and this is indeed coming from a lady like me,God help our generation.

God help our generation from lying women. Are u a Virgin?

xmich:
Bals=#57k

1.5/banging? Naaa. An ars,e that tight should fetch min 30k experience for the man- meaning they are even. And that is my final judgement.

Pray, the 3 children she had, where did they pass through? Or did she vomit them?

This can't be all there is to it. She must have some kind of health problem. But why did the Judge not demand to see the exhibit?

12 million naira is longer what it used to be. I am a man of honor but I will definitely take my chances if we are talking 12 million dollars.

It is not about what is on paper. It is about what is in or isnt in that head.

mysticgal:
This one no too bad nah,if you see the one for my hostel/lodge eh,you go know set this one nah mai mai

Na hostel you dey abi na 'lodging and accommodation'?

The first 5 posters on this thread should be assigned one babe each for their effort.

21 million Nigerians? The expert they craze.

She is a bad wife. She must leave the home.

All I want to know is who the hell is working this body? O feetche wooo.... Ayakata...

I bet his next destination will be Bill Clinton's Foundation in the US while dropping by Sen McCain and the New York Times office. .

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Saraki looking like he wants to hump Tony Blair

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She has the potential to do much more damage.... One can tell just looking at her.

In my humble opinion, any Nigerian field commander who takes in a foreign Boko Haram prisoner is acting against our national interest and therefore should be relieved of his command.

Yaradua admitted that the election that brought him to power was flawed. No doubt he would have done something about it if he lived long enough.

Apparently that statement meant little or nothing to Jonathan. He has had 6yrs to bring about effective legislation against electoral malpractice. But he did nothing.

The PVC thief will go Scot free to try another day bc Jonathan doesn't believe in jailing people. This is how serious our predicament is with elections barely 1mth away.

kuluTemper:
This story is not true. How can fuel from an aircraft be siphoned into jerry cans?

They may have been caught with the fuel, probably from the fuel truck, but from a plane? It is not true.

fuel cannot be siphoned from modern cars not to talk of plane.

".... cannot be siphoned "? But these heroic Nigerians did it.

What a stoopeed foool. He is sorrounded by Nigerians. He should have consulted and weighed the consequences of a failed adventure with a night in a Nigerian jail.

Its hard to understand why some doctors engage in this kind of behavior with their clients. If it was in sharialised Saudi Arabia that would be understandable. Certainly not in the US where everything, punn.y and all is for sale and you have got the money. Why take this kind of crazy risk in law-suit happy America?

Could there be some kind of an inexplicable obsession to self destruct when you are a Nigerian doctor in the US?

Gynacologist:
i tire ooo just imagine...d kind crime wa de happen fo tat delta d fear me die..

See them. Criminals go always show themselves for public one way or the other.

ElFenomeno1:
is it free to live in the village ni?

I am sure it is in the village he comes from. No tenants. Only landlords.

Tgold1:
If sex was like a gunshot ,yesterday would Have sounded like world War

Na where be that? Covenant University?

This is the exact same reason credible and thoughtful Nigerians have been calling for the strenghtening of law enforcement and the institutions of state.

The credibility of elections conducted has declined with successive governments. The election going to be midwifed by GEJ's govt will be the worst in the nation's history. Infact, it will be laughable. But go GEJ must!

The naira has been reduced to a worthless piece of paper.

Billions of dollars held in trust for the Nigerian people liquidated.

The most feared and respected Army in West Africa now a complete joke.

Nigeria under occupation by a rag tag guerrilla force.

Institutions of state collapsing before our eyes.

Monumental scandal and fraud going into billions of Naira now an everyday occurrence

EFCC established to stem high level corruption in govt reduced to an agency chasing after teenagers over yahoo fraud.

No roads. No electricity. Education standard is zero.

What exactly are the redeeming features of this govt in the last 6yrs besides a few train coaches?

Each time a notable figure says the truth you all want to wee in your pant because u know it is true.

Obj may not have been a fantastic leader but he is a hell of an activist for the Nigerian people. God bless him.