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Car TalkRe: A Car Parked On A Fence In Benin City (pictures). by Pennywise(m):
Which kain winch car be this?
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Pennywise(m): 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2014
I feel so sorry for Nigeria. Buhari's chances of being president never looked so bright. No thanks to GEJ of a man.
TravelRe: Pictures Of Air Conditioned Pedestrian Bridge In Port Harcourt. by Pennywise(m): 4:56pm On Sep 24, 2014
Airconditioned pedestrian bridge in Port Harcourt? Thats insane on many levels.
PoliticsRe: Lokoja: A State Capital With No Single Good Road (full Pictures by Pennywise(m): 4:47pm On Sep 24, 2014
This is a real shiit hole for PDP 'governors'
PoliticsRe: Where Do You See Yourself Ten Years From Now? by Pennywise(m): 7:59am On Sep 24, 2014
doctorofgirls: As for myself ,I see me sitting in this aso rock as president
I can imagine u talking to your visitors with ur customized aso rock megaphone.

Or more realistically. you still be looking for job.
PropertiesRe: Why Synagogue Building Could Not Stand? ––military Expert by Pennywise(m): 8:12pm On Sep 23, 2014
What a childish analysis. Save this explanation for TB Joshua church members.

If it was truly on account of a plane vibration, why did only one building collapse and not all d buildings in the whole area?
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Beaten To Near Death By Angry Mob In Calabar [viewers Discretion] by Pennywise(m): 5:35pm On Sep 23, 2014
Things are always slow and layed back in Calabar. Those guys are lucky it wasnt a Lagos mob. The only 'Police' they see will be morgue attendant. Apprentice kidnappers.
Christianity EtcRe: Addition Of More Floors To Synagogue Guest House Was Illegal -lagos State Gov't by Pennywise(m): 6:45pm On Sep 20, 2014
Since the Lagos State Govt recognize and accept that an illegal even criminal act has been committed leading to such a colossal loss of life, what is it doing to ensure Justice is done and this act is not repeated?

I am certain the state Government is considering its options. TB Joshua is not an unknown entity. And the fact that President Jonathan can leave his seat in Abuja to rub shoulders with someone suspected to have committed a heinous crime has certainly not made things easier for Lagos State Government. It is an executive blunder by the president but it is also consistent with acts we have come to associate with GEJ. Considering the fact that mostly foreigners were involved, govts are keenly watching how Nigeria will handle this.

A short while ago there was a Ferry disaster in SOUTH Korea leading to loss of lives. That was an accident to most observers but the ferry owner was hunted down by the state. In Nigeria, the president hobnobs with the chief criminal suspect in a mass manslaughter.
RomanceRe: Taboo Relationships - Who Have You Dated On This List? by Pennywise(m): 6:23pm On Sep 20, 2014
If they were all taboo a lot of people on NL will be dead. There is only so much taboo a man can flout and hope to survive.
FashionRe: You Can Increase Your Height By 3inches More by Pennywise(m): 5:11pm On Sep 20, 2014
Pakmano: Not really. It works very well for persons still under 25years.
If the cartilage responsible for growth (epiphysis) fuses with the adjoining bone metaphysis at age 16-18, how is further growth possible? Or is the new growth independent of bone lenght?
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by Pennywise(m): 4:59pm On Sep 20, 2014
3cycle: cheesy see finishing...
I wonder why valmunich is aveerage undecided
Most anambrarians are on the tall side...
I dont know about the men, but I think Enugu girls are taller than Anambra girls. I have sufficient data to back my assertion.
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Girls Should NOT Be Obsessed With Men's Height? by Pennywise(m): 4:54pm On Sep 20, 2014
macof: Ur husband no short at all. Just perfect

5 ft 8 is good for any man

But I need answers..why would a woman reject 5 ft 9 for 6 ft??
Shorter people are harder to please. They keep too much grudge and are usually unforgiving. They dont have the best chances of fruitful and rewarding relationship. They are too sensitive and insecure on issues about height. 5ft 9 may have been adequate a generation or two back but in today's Nigeria except you are from certain parts of the Country I would rather not mention, it is certainly short for a man.
FashionRe: You Can Increase Your Height By 3inches More by Pennywise(m): 4:47pm On Sep 20, 2014
Pakmano: Do you know you can increase your height and get a good posture doing yoga exercises. Yoga exercises improves body posture and helps in boosting the body's immune system.
One yoga exercise that increases height is the THUNDERBOLT pose. Do this exercise before going to bed and when u wake up in the morning. I was 6ft2inches but now I am 6ft5. In doing it, maintain the posture for 1 min for the first one week, and later on you can maintain it for as long as 3 mins.
Do this and u will see changes in your body within 3months.
If you keep to this routine, soon you might be 10ft tall!
FamilyRe: Single Ladies: Let's Share Our Experiences Here by Pennywise(m):
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m):
WinsomeX: The above piece from mbaemeka feels like a session in Pastor Chris' class. Well done. You are a true son of your father.

I look forward to trustman's response.

Now when we see good we should commend it. mbaemeka's responses have become very much less vitriolic in recent times, despite some hard words from pennywise and co, directed at him. Again, well done. If this is in reaction to our pointing these out to you earlier, we must say that the thread is not all together useless then. We are all learning something.
They are familiar epistles-fanciful, shallow and devoid of true spiritual essence.

You can trust Trustman will have him for breakfast when he wakes up. Such an arrogant foool. You will notice that he has been abandoned to his fate. It gives me no pleasure beating on a man who is down

My intention was to tame him over his garage tactics and insults. I threw him a bait and he took it. I like to think he has learnt his lesson. If he hasnt then I intend to make him my full time job in the coming days.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 3:41am On Sep 19, 2014
mbaemeka: If a mechanical engineer stands in the midst of Mechanics and says "I am the only Engineer here" is he proud or just stating a hard-to-swallow fact? I tell you the truth it is not my perceived arrogance or non-humility that stirs up the bile in you- it is my confidence in and knowledge of the word of God that does for you would have preferred me illiterate and bumbly or scripturally incapacitated as you and your ilk of ignorant post-likers. Was Paul boasting here?
This analogy when applied to your situation is irrelevant and illustrates how truly pathetic and conceited your situation is. I will explain.

If you are the engineer and you graduated from lets say Ekpoma you refuse to accept that those who went to Princeton, Yale, Harvard MIT are Engineers calling them mere mechanics. Even other Ekpoma engineers around you that you can never equal in competence are mere mechanics to you.

And you try to explain this away by employing poorly understood and poorly digested scriptural verses which leaves you with nothing but scriptural constipation.

You will observe since your emergence in this thread that you have been instantly confronted by two kinds of arguments to which you have remained impervious. You have been confronted with undiluted scriptural verses by people by far more knowledgeable than you and I, but you refuse to accept or see them. I dont expect years of brainwashing to go without resentment or challenge so I decided to appeal to your commonsense and logic. I have met nothing but a brick wall.

I have seen you brag on this thread about worldly accomplishments and even family ties. But remember, you are not doing it for the Lord you are doing it for your ego and for satan.

I have seen and taken note of your entire submission on this thread. I accept that you are indeed in the body of Christ but only as a pollutant.

May God help you.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m):
mbaemeka: I don't need to mouth off my achievements in the secular and spiritual sector for those who really know me know what I am about. I know the ire that wells up in children of Satan when they see others who believe the word of God so much so that they are ready to stake their lives on it.

That such confidence isn't first nature to you should not come as a surprise. When the apostles were mere 'disciples' they didn't have such boldness but when they received the Spirit of Christ they were able to face even rulers and kings unperturbed.
Your achievements in secular sector? Oh you have a really nice car? Maybe you have a land or perhaps a house you have built? Exactly how old is this person I have been talking to? These particulars may grant you access to the undies of the young girls in your church to whom you may continue to flaunt your so called achievements but they are of no consequence to me or to any reasonable person in this forum.

You are forever lost in the things of this world and in sin to which you can have no hope of redemption. Dont you see that your preaching becomes a mockery of God's word when you lack contrition and simple humility? Dont you consider yourself therefore a disgrace to a body that professes Christ an embodiment of meekness and humility?

honeychild: I laugh in Spanish. He doesn't get a dime, yet lives in a mansion he doesn't pay for. Jets around the world at your expense. Uses expensive designer wear and expensive bleaching creams that you pay for, keeps his wife and kids in comfort in the UK - why not try sending your family to relocate to the UK and see what it costs to maintain a family comfortably in pounds -
Tell me again how he doesn't get a dime!
That is what mbaemeka has been told. Since he lacks maturity and he lacks wisdom he is unable to reason out sth so glaring and so clear. It is a time worn, old defence strategy in divorce cases. Oyakhilome should save it for the courts. Do they think Anita's lawyers are equally fooled. This is not one of those poorly digested sermons you dish out to your congregation and expect them to say amen. You can forget assets in Nigeria it is a corrupt country with an unregulated economy to which the lawyers may not pay much attention. They are right now digging into church takings and accounts in US, Canada and SA. If this is Oyakhilome's only defence then Anita will be a very rich woman at the end of this.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m):
dare2think: Lol. you give these impostors too much credit. Gospel merchants I call them.

Miracles my foot. Damn shame on the human race to pass of something as comical as that as miracles. Boko Haram has more potency than these fraudsters. You know why?

Boko haram is very real. These charlatans are not. They claim to be a blessing to the world, claim to be 'Men of God' yet Nigeria is place where Evil thrives and darkness prevails, yet we have thousands of prankster calling themselves men of god in the same vicinity. You just have to laugh when you read these mugu's posts sometimes.
The likes of mbaemeka make a mockery of peoples faith and God. He has no fear and no respect for God. They summon the bible at will and give wrongful and occasionally bizarre interpretation not to exhort God but to arrogantly explain and justify their failing as a man. In the end he takes the unwary with him into the pit of hell fire.

With this kind of behavior judgement for him does not start when he dies, it starts right here on Earth. In your work place, family and society. I had earlier alluded to the fact that I have loved ones in cec. It is important to me that they are taught honest biblical precepts and not indoctrinated in the way of mbaemeka who has become a virus infecting people with fake and heretic doctrine.

The moderators should not attempt to remove any post on this thread. This is not a diversion. What is on display here is arrogance, pride, falsehood (who knows what else mbaemeka has) in the cloak of born again christianity as preached in christ embassy and how to know and avoid them. I am on a public service exposee mission. He claims to work with a multinational. Shows he is a liar too bc With an attitude like this I guarrantte he camnot earn 3 consequtive salaries bf he is sacked.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2014
mbaemeka: It may interest you to know that barring today I would not have known this moniker neither would I have given any less of a damn hadn't you mentioned me and the reason is clear- you do not count. Someone who spends most of his > 3000 posts insulting dignitaries and talking about other men's matters doesn't even know what christianity is let alone who a christian should be.

Look at where you are standing to talk about being brainwashed, you that read a story on the Internet about a man's marriage and whimsically declared yourself judge, jury and hangman all in one. You are as guilty as the people you term brainwashed but yours is in the negative direction because you are brainwashed to accuse them for not being rebelious like you.

I am sure you would have preferred us to leave the scriptures and discussed spiritual matters by reasoning them out with the manly folly that most of you extol over God's word. Or maybe you would have preferred us to speak with less certainty and assertiveness so you would be consoled that everyone is as frustrated and confused as you.

Well, guess again, for the 'arrogance' that has you itched and throwing fits is the same one that makes demons fume and scamper which actually makes sense given that you belong in the same camp with them.
I didnt come to NL to get noticed. No sir. I came here to educate people and be educated and maybe enjoy myself while doing that

All of a sudden, u are a dignitary now worth insulting bc I called u out? When I say your like nauseate me I truly meant it. You and the whole generation of bible thumping pseudo born again impostors who use Christianity as a tool for social climbing. U want instant social elevation and wealth without having to work. Go get a real job. The falsehood shows clearly to everyone (except you) in what u say and what u do. .I know a real Christian when I see one.

U are probably a pastor in Christ Embassy already. Everyone you see is. You dont have to be a public nuisance. You owe that much to your employer and your livelihood

U may insult me but I assure u that the insult will be multiplied 10 fold and rest squarely on the head of your god Pst Chris. Yes he has drawn a lot of people to Christ and made them feel better about themselves thank God.

But he has also created a big problem for society in producing and disseminating numerous mbaemeka all over the landscape. That bothers me. And not because of miracles whether faked or not.
Foreign AffairsRe: Death toll of South Africans Killed In Nigeria Megachurch Collapse rises to 84 by Pennywise(m): 8:06am On Sep 17, 2014
If TB Joshua wasnt a man of influence, he would have been arrested, tried and sentenced possibly to death for his crime. Yet he walks freely waiting for the right time to perform his miracles.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 7:58am On Sep 17, 2014
PastorKun: So not believing pastor chris fake miracles is now the same as not believing Christhuh Slowly but surely we now know who your god is.
No. I think he is more of a dedicated employee. Kind of sincere9gerian without the scriptural support.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m):
Jasi7: Don't mind that animal guy...he's been misbehaving since this thread started
For a long time joagbaje has been more or less the official mouthpiece of cec on nl. And i have followed most of his submission defending the occasionally indefensible. One reason cec haters despise him is that he is polite but tenacious with endless scriptural references. This makes him a trickish and annoying adversary.

Then comes mbaemeka who is the exact composite of what a true Christian should not be in being arrogant and abusive. I dont bother read him because nothing nauseates me more than a rude, offensive persona masquerading as a child of God- probably the result of years of brainwashing by his branch pastor.

This attitude bothers me because I have relations in different parts of the country that attend this Church. I hate to see their life condemned on account of behaviour they picked up in their place of worship.
RomanceRe: She Says I Shouldn't Fall In Luv With Her If I Dn't Av MONEY. by Pennywise(m): 4:15am On Sep 17, 2014
@Op, you are a student so you should have the physical and emotional needs of a student and not that of a working man.

If u truly understand this and maintain boundaries I dont see why u cant have a productive relationship provided u cease from asking embarrassing questions like u own her.
PoliticsRe: Name and faces of 12 Soldiers Sentenced To Death For ‘shooting’ GOC by Pennywise(m): 8:51pm On Sep 16, 2014
tunesoft: Are u guys seeing d big picture in this..? Mark my words...GEJ will intervene in this issue nd get these guys lower level sentences...looking Good in d face of Nigerians...gaining popularity more amongts the soldiers..notherners..all for political reasons...well, watch it now nd watch it carefully....just my own perspective though
That is expected to happen. But it wont be the only time GEJ will act in a way that compromises the country's security and integrity.
PoliticsRe: Name and faces of 12 Soldiers Sentenced To Death For ‘shooting’ GOC by Pennywise(m):
People have to understand that the military is not always pretty. It is not always about the uniform and the respect and honor it commands. It has another side to it. And when you sign up for the military, you sign up the whole 9yards.

These 12 people by their action have put the lives of thousands possibly millions in Jeopardy. Many soldiers have paid the supreme price for the country since the BH uprising. Their life isnt worth more than those killed. They are a disgrace to the military in Nigeria and any where. They should be shot and quickly too.
PoliticsRe: Two Nigerians And An Israeli Smuggle $9.3million Into South Africa by Pennywise(m): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2014
I think the pastor hired his plane out to a defence contractor to make extra bucks in an innocent transaction. Who knows? It may even have been engineered by his wife who is known to be extremely business savvy.

Nigerian Govt contracts are usually of the kill and divide kind. There is always more than meets the eye which is why a lot of contractors have no choice but to deal in cash. Can the Israeli contractor attempt this in Tel Aviv? Certainly not. But I dont see anyone doing jail time here. All 'interested parties' in this transaction will have no choice but to re-evaluate expectations. That should be all.
PoliticsRe: 12 Soldiers Who Attacked GOC Sentenced To Death by Pennywise(m): 1:44pm On Sep 16, 2014
gratiaeo: I wonder what prompted them to attacked their GOC, despite the fact that they know they will be facing death penalties for Mutiny. The Nigerian Army should addressed the motive behind these soldiers action to thwart the reoccurrence of such action.
This is too bad, How many Boko Haram, that have been killing scores of people sentenced to Death? Somebody please tell them that jailing and executing demoralized soldiers is certainly not an effective way of instilling discipline in the army.
It is doubtful if they truly know the consequences of their action. Discipline and true military ethos is completely lost on the present crop of Nigerian officers and soldiers.

The mutiny was a tragedy. It will amount to even more tragedy if the Nigerian military fail to exploit the opportunity presented, by delaying their execution or commuting their death sentence. It is like canning a beloved child. It hurts the father but he realize it is sth he must do.

Thereafter the military can go after corruption in the officer corp to prove to all that even officers are not immuned. Unless this is done, there cant be true fellowship and comeraderie. What you will have is a silent dissent which could erupt in some kind of tragedy in any form.
PoliticsRe: INVESTIGATION: AG Report Indicts Oronsaye For N123B Alleged Fraud by Pennywise(m): 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2014
Another example of how Jonathan sunk Nigeria. I am surprised that people still do not see a direct correlation between the continued desertion of Nigerian troops and this high level corruption going on in the civil society.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 7:52am On Sep 15, 2014
betterpikinn: can u pls shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up
Yeye fowl coming to religion section to search for hoe when u can visit a neighborhood cec.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 4:14am On Sep 15, 2014
chukemmang: In this life let everybody first pray to God for the spirit of discernity. How can anybody ever believe a man in the looks of Pastor Chris to be a true man of God? A man who jerry curls his hair and pampers his finger nails like a woman? I knew Pastor Chris was fake from the very first day i saw him performing his fake miracles. This was what gave me the insight. I watched him call up someone he claimed to have been blind from birth, then after his abrakadabra he asked the man if he could see and the man began to jump around screaming he could see then pastor chris called him to test if truly the man could see and then asked him what colour the shirt he was wearing was and to my unbelievable surprise the man that was born blind uttered the words red. And i lost it, how in the world could a man born blind know colour? Since then I have known Pastor Chris was fake and I am not the least surprised at what has happened to him today. There is no way in this world a man can try to deceive God, it is not just possible. And that goes for every other fake pastor out there.
If Chris can make the blind man see, then what is a simple ordinary task of making him appreciate color? Have some faith, boy.
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m):
Joagbaje: I didn't say he had full blown aids. It was HIV . And the video shows how skinny he was before prayer . And how robust he looked few days after prayer with medical record

Simple question , did you observe the difference between the BEFORE and AFTER of prayer for the guy ?

I'm not trying to convince you. But others watched and believe . The guy who got healed of ebola through my prayer only watched the clip of the crusade I posted here and believed That saved his life.

Your umbelieve doesn't change the facts that Christ heals today through us .

But for you and your cronies here . Even if I raise the dead . I will doubt . The bible is so precious and true: even if a man rise from the dead. Blind man like you will still doubt

Luke 16:31
And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
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HIV HEALED. https://www.dropbox.com/l/zm7qzQm89ZWxuyrDrva8kp
May God forgive you for all your deceit and lies on NL, IJN amen.

This individual has no respect for truth and he hasnt the faintest fear of God. You can commit murder and seek to justify it with scripture that predictably will be porous and irrelevant. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Behind Christ Embassy Healing School By Sir John by Pennywise(m): 3:15am On Sep 15, 2014
betterpikinn: Hey!
I don't just think you're wasting your time, I'm sure that you're also wasting your life! And for the middle finger, you can sit on it bítch!!!
Hmn. This na bad pikin.

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