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FamilyRe: A Single Mum Or Lady That Has Done So Many Abortions In The Past? by Pennywise(m): 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
Chillisauce:
Nigerian men and their quest for purity.

Some of them sef get plenty kids in different states yet they all want a virgin.

Even boko haram is not left out.
Oya o, babes make UNa carry alum wash the thing wella.make e seal well well.

Wayo man die , wayo man bury am.
Wetin make you think say alum dey work?
FamilyRe: Sweden's Blogging 'polyfamily' Goes Viral by Pennywise(m): 3:11pm On Nov 15, 2014
Erik Friedland, the snr husband is a weak man. I feel he has been coerced into accepting the jnr husband so the wife doesnt leave him. My question is whose name do subsequent children get to bear?
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Dumed Buhari For Tumbawal by Pennywise(m): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
I am disappointed in Tambuwal. Several months if not more than a year ago when he was considered APC's best presidential prospect, he refused to leave PDP. Apparently he was afraid he might lose his official priviledges if PDP moved against him while he continued with his daliance with APC. PDP took note and stopped inviting him to meetings. He lost my respect as he did the respect of millions of Nigerians. His declaring now for PDP is nothing but a reaction to steps PDP had taken against him. I dislike Buhari but Nigeria at this point need someone who is matured and decisive not an amateurish rent-seeking politician.
PoliticsRe: S&P Downgrades Ghana Cedi To "Junk" Status by Pennywise(m): 1:57pm On Nov 15, 2014
Waow. Ghanaian babes just got cheaper. Thanks S&P should be in Accra before the New Year.
Car TalkRe: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Pennywise(m): 1:53pm On Nov 15, 2014
All cars at some point will malfunction, sex or no sex. I cant help but laugh when I think of what guys driven by passion and youth find themselves doing. I wonder what women now happily married who indulged regularly in this act with lovers will feel about this thread. Just thinking. cheesy
EducationRe: They Should Cancel The Art Class In Our Secondary Schools! by Pennywise(m): 4:14am On Nov 14, 2014
@ op, good point. Art is not our thing besides it's unproductive. They should make agriculture compulsory for all doing non science/social science subjects. .
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Date Teens These Days? by Pennywise(m): 1:43pm On Nov 12, 2014
Age is a thing of the heart. Besides there are some girls who wouldnt leave old men alone
PoliticsRe: Use Of The Constitutional Powers By The Masses To Evict All Corrupt Lawmakers by Pennywise(m): 1:30pm On Nov 12, 2014
@Op I suppose it is because we still have some oil money to go round. When oil finally dries up, that is when the real cannibalism will begin.

Politicians will attempt to hire crowd as usual, but the massess will beat them up or kill them as frustration or hunger dictates starting with those of the same tribe before thinking about politicians of other tribes and religion.

Before then, I am afraid it will be trickish- like trying to baptize a cat in the river. Without doubt, now is an opportuned time to be a politician in Nigeria.

ojdollars:
But how would the citizens prove that the targeted lawmaker is corrupt un the context of the law?
As things stand, they are all guilty until proven otherwise- according to the law of the people. The law of the legislators may say otherwise.
HealthRe: Why People ‘glue Together’ During Sex by Pennywise(m): 12:30pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
chai grin the man will be afraid to have sex with his wife again.
Why not? They can do it in a clinic with a doctor and a nurse present.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Breaks Record, Rides To South Africa From Lagos On Motorbike by Pennywise(m): 12:07pm On Nov 08, 2014
What I really like to know is what the guy does for a living. Nigeria is neither America nor Europe where, 'when the going gets tough, Welfare gets going' grin
RomanceRe: Excessive Masturbation Leads To Infertility by Pennywise(m): 5:08pm On Nov 07, 2014
Those who want to masthurbate should go ahead. It is better than risking HIV, syphilis and related problems with strange girls. You have to be alive to consider whether you are able to have kids or not. For those inhibited by the fear of God, pst Chris says whip it out and masthurbate it.
RomanceRe: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by Pennywise(m): 4:28pm On Nov 07, 2014
@OP, How do you know you are 'the woman' because sleeping with a guy does not always guarantee you that appellation.
PhonesRe: Airtel Surprise Package by Pennywise(m): 11:45am On Nov 03, 2014
Meanwhile, Glo is stealing my credit. U load 1k, 5mins call later, u are down to zero. Etisalat is also notorious for this. Thank God for airtel.
PoliticsRe: I Will Work With All Nigerians - President Jonathan. (not With PDP). by Pennywise(m): 4:40pm On Oct 31, 2014
Its a pity all Jonathan is concerned about is being president. Town after town is falling to boko haram. Mubi this afternoon maybe Yola tomorrow. If he loves Nigeria, he will resign so that a competent person can stop this blood letting
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photos: Brother Puts ‘unlucky In Love’ Sister Up For Auction On Ebay by Pennywise(m): 7:24am On Oct 31, 2014
Godmother:
I can bet you that people you know it the sister will be snatched up by one good dude as all these oyibo people like such things.they will even "awwwww" and "ahhhh" about how romantic and caring the elder brother is. But if the guy should try it in nigeria, OYO for him. It is riff-raffs that will reply his advert. Those that will insult him will be there , while those that will want to do "chop and clean mouth " will also apply. Naija I hail o
If it was a Nigerian advert they will be asking for a rich man and will usually indicate the kind of car prospective buyer should have. Which is why we must continue to chop and clean mouth. Compare apple with Apple and not with sth round. In my neighborhood When a thief steals from a thief, it's a no case.
FamilyRe: Confronting The Mistress by Pennywise(m): 6:18pm On Oct 30, 2014
EfemenaXY:
For an affair between a married man and a single girl to take place, that man must be a willing partner. He must be willing to risk his marriage and health for it to occur.

A mature married woman would understand that the root cause of such a problem lies with the man. Chasing after his endless mistresses is akin to searching for the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It never exists - same way as running after / confronting his girlfriends never going to resolve the issue. The piece of skirts he runs after aren't the problem, just the symptoms. The real problem lies with the man himself, wanting to get his leg over them.

If a man wishes to be snatched by a small girl young enough to be his daughter / granddaughter, then that in itself says a lot about the state of the union between him and his wife. Parting ways / divorcing should be considered, irrespective of whether they have kids or not.

As you know, it's so much better to be an alive, fit, and well divorcee than to be a dead Mrs sent to an early grave either through depression or her husband's promiscuity or even both.
Not necessarily. Love and sex are entirely different things. Love is enduring. Sex is momentary pleasure. A lot of women storm out of their matrimonial homes only to find that 'all men are the same'. They end up living and dying in solitude, frustration and misery because being too old, no man would have them. It is a lot easier for women in the west to make this decision because of financial independence which is why divorce rate is highest among them.
FamilyRe: Confronting Your Wife/girlfriend's Boyfriend by Pennywise(m): 5:55pm On Oct 30, 2014
tpia6:
Should men do this?
Men shouldnt. But boys can.
RomanceRe: He Couldnt Even Wait To Excort me. Am I Being Used? Help! by Pennywise(m): 5:51pm On Oct 30, 2014
He is just being nice. He is definitely seeing someone.He has a reasonable income now. You know what they say about women and money, like ant and sugar. Its not enough reason to give up on him though.
RomanceRe: Hw Does It Feels Lyk Kissing Sum1 U Don't Ve Feelings For??? by Pennywise(m): 5:45pm On Oct 30, 2014
Kissing at its best is still overrated.
RomanceRe: She Was So Excited On The First Date But She Stopped Picking Calls Afterwards by Pennywise(m): 2:09pm On Oct 29, 2014
The same thing happens to guys all the time. She probably has a lot on her plate and she is trying to prioritize. I say let her have some space.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba In The Hands Of Gen Buhari When He Was The Head Of States by Pennywise(m): 3:04pm On Oct 28, 2014
The only reason anyone is giving Buhari any thought is because Nigeria cannot survive another 4yrs of Jonathan. Our institutions and organs of govt have collapsed. Law enforcement, zero.
RomanceRe: Met Her Last Week Now She Is Indirectly Asking Me To Buy Her Phone. by Pennywise(m): 2:58pm On Oct 27, 2014
@OP She wants to take advantage of the 'love' while it is still hot before it 'expires'. Lots of girls do this. It is for you to decide if she is really worth a cellphone to you. And if she is, what kind of cellphone? A 4k cellphone is not the same as a blackberry.
EducationRe: Worst Course You Took In School by Pennywise(m): 12:45pm On Oct 27, 2014
Worst course? It had to be philosophy as a part of General studies. I hated it but I still managed to score distinction. Which made me wonder, what if I had chosen to major in it?
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Behave Like This? by Pennywise(m): 10:46pm On Oct 26, 2014
Girls are known to fake stories in order to look loyal. Dude, u needn't worry about the passes she will disclose to you. U should be more concerned about the ones she didn't disclose.

And becareful before u cause any crisis in the house. You are not going to pay for her education. If she truly feels threatened she will be talking to her mother hardly to a distant boyfriend.
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Behave Like This? by Pennywise(m): 10:37pm On Oct 26, 2014
Girls are known to fake stories in order to look loyal. Dude, u needn't worry about the passes she will disclose to you. U should be more concerned about the ones she didn't disclose.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Now Ranked 31st Most Corrupt Nation In The World by Pennywise(m): 9:57pm On Oct 26, 2014
31st position for Nigeria is incredible. It looks like we have managed to corrupt Transparency International.
RomanceRe: 20 Ways To Come Up With Cute Nicknames To Call Your Girlfriend by Pennywise(m): 2:58pm On Oct 26, 2014
I wish these lovely sounding names will make our girls demand less. Whoosai. 'As day they break na so e dey break'
PoliticsRe: Igbos Are A Shameless Ethnic Group With “greed, Selfishness – Junaid Muhammed by Pennywise(m): 1:13pm On Oct 26, 2014
https://pointblanknews.com/pbn/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/JUI.jpg

What an irresponsible shameless foool. A lazy parasite of the Nigerian state. Any govt that appoints this leach to any position of authority should be regarded as anti-southern and be treated as such. Our governors should declare him persona non grata to all southern states. All political parties aspiring to rule Nigeria should decline him membership.

It is on account of people like this that southerners are wary of voting for Buhari even though our candidate has failed miserably to proove himself. An ungrateful iediot who would have spent his life tending sheep save for southern resources. Igbos today, Yorubas tomorrow, all is fair game provided northerners continue to rule.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Pennywise(m): 11:58am On Oct 26, 2014
berem:
I think he is still a virgin. grin grin
Yeahhh. Having sexx with himself.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Pennywise(m): 11:46am On Oct 26, 2014
berem:
God bless you jare! I know what orgassm is but I do not know what heavenly feeling is.
Heavenly Feeling is associated with religion and not sex.
But seun doesnt know that cos he is yet to experience an orggasm.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Been Crowned The Sex & Orgasm Capital Of The World by Pennywise(m): 6:49pm On Oct 25, 2014
berem:
Please what is the meaning of *Heavenly Feeling"?

huh
Maybe seun can tell us because heavenly feeling doesnt quite describe an orga sm.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING! Buhari Picks Ngige As Running Mate: Vows To Stop Corruption(pictures) by Pennywise(m): 6:44pm On Oct 25, 2014
Tosin7:
BREAKING NEWS! Buhari picks ngige as running mate and vows to stop corruption. The former Head of State was quoted, that he will try all the former presidents of Nigeria from 1960 till date. The pronouncement has sent the corrupt government officials scampering and fretting.
@bolded, that will include himself. Which is where your story developed k-leg. Why dont you try a headline, more convincing and more persuasive like 'GEJ found hanging in Aso Rock'

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