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HealthRe: Ebola: Rivers Yet To Get FG N200m Assistance by Pennywise(m): 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2014
ProfCorruption: I sincerely hope other states won't be importing Ebola just to claim some money.
This Health Minister has a past for anyone who care to look. Its a pity Nigerians have such a poor memory and they have given up on leadership otherwise someone who was sacked from the headship of a teaching hospital for dubious financial conduct shouldnt be a Minister a few short years later.

2billion naira was handed over to the Fed Min of Health. It had to take a press statement for Lagos state to get 200 million naira out of that sum presumably to keep them shut.

In which govt except that of President Jonathan can this and other brazen act of corruption be tolerated even encouraged? Yet people wonder why our troops wont risk their lives to fight Boko Haram.

If that sum is not utilized at the end of the budgetary year, it should be returned back to the Federation account.
RomanceRe: My Brother Wants To Marry A Lady I Paid #200 To Sleep With In 2011(advice) by Pennywise(m):
@op, chances are that the girl you will marry slept with someone for N100

Come to think of it, does it really matter if she did it for N200, N50,000, a favorable NYSC posting, a promotion or merely to keep a relationship like her friends? Some even give sympathy fvck to guys fixated on sex like op? Are you going to dwell on it or you are going to move on and have a great life?
EducationRe: World’s 10 Highest IQ Holders by Pennywise(m): 7:48am On Sep 14, 2014
I have an IQ of 400 yet I am not recognized. Talk about prophets and honor in their own country.
EducationRe: Egypt Air Wrongly Routed A Nigerian Student To Moldova by Pennywise(m): 7:30am On Sep 14, 2014
The Egypt air official who tore up his passport may have been trying to destroy evidence.

Has this become standard procedure with that airline when they think a case may be brought against them?

It will be silly for this family not to exploit what promises to be a winnable case with potentially huge payoff. In other countries lawyers will be knocking on their door day and night rather than the over-threaded charge and bail path our lawyers choose to take.
AgricultureRe: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by Pennywise(m): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2014
U dont have to worry about anyone coming to steal your produce in a country of wisemen. Good business strategy. But where exactly is market for this kind of business in Nigeria?
RomanceRe: Can A Man Be Molested? by Pennywise(m): 6:34pm On Sep 11, 2014
Mintayo: I have been molested before. I went to her house,she gave me garri to eat without sugar or kulikuli! To me,thats mokestation!cheesy:p
No. Thats not molestation. That's feeding a hungry mouse.
CelebritiesRe: Fake Hulk Hogan Storms Lagos, Receives VIP Treatment by Pennywise(m): 6:28pm On Sep 11, 2014
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1694305_pakurumo_com_201201201201_jpeg8222b205da6903f4309129f4a83a627f

This guy needs to consume much more hamburger. But then again, that can only make him a short fat replica
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Boko Haram Puts Maiduguri Under 'siege' - BBC by Pennywise(m): 12:26pm On Sep 11, 2014
A despotic leader is a dangerous leader.

An ineffective leader is a more dangerous leader.

But a clueless leader is the most dangerous of them all.

We are witnessing the first steps of the complete unravelling of the Nigerian state and all our senators and reps are interested in is sharing money. What a shame.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by Pennywise(m): 5:11pm On Sep 09, 2014
I wonder who this Gombs character is who has brought his pastor Chris on NL to be ridiculed this way. Shouldnt you have just shut your mouth and avoided this avalanche of innuendos and aspersions?

You didnt think things would go in this direction did you? 22 pages and counting. Your idol has been accused of adultery. This is a hint of how messy things could go should he attempt to defend it either in court or in public.

It seems to me Pst Anita truly wants her dignity and freedom without bringing the man down as most aggrieved woman would in a typical divorce case. For that reason, she should be respected and not disparaged.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso To Build Another French School In Niger: A Hit Or A Miss? by Pennywise(m): 1:15pm On Sep 09, 2014
This Kwakwanso may not even be a Nigerian afterall. Where are investigative journalists when you need them?
PoliticsRe: US Federal Air Marshal Attacked With Syringe In Lagos Airport. by Pennywise(m): 11:42am On Sep 09, 2014
Nonsense. The story is as improbable as it is incredulous. This is obviously a case of a Federal Marshal not comfortable with Nigerian beat. He should be investigated. He has conjured a story without having any idea or taking into account the mindset of Nigerians or the security in the International wing of our airport.

The plot is infantile and makes no sense. Airport CCTV footage will readily expose him.
FamilyRe: To Marry A Man 10years Older by Pennywise(m): 2:59pm On Sep 08, 2014
Op must be less than 20yrs old. If she is 28 and unmarried, she wont think twice abt jumping in with a 44yr old man
EducationRe: For 50million Dollars, U Are Told To Set Ur B.S.C. Certificate On Fire by Pennywise(m): 1:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
When Phd is not worth a million dollars what makes you think anyone will offer u 50 whole million dollars for your Bachelors? To do what if I may ask? Juju?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Woman With The World's Longest Leg (See Complete Pictures Here) by Pennywise(m): 4:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
Whaoo is all I can say.And she is a hell of a beauty.
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by Pennywise(m): 3:43am On Sep 07, 2014
ochejoseph: Its Nice to see him in Nigeria

Nigeria is a great Country , Land of great opportunities!

When you visit the arrival lounge of any of our international Airports you will appreciate how important Nigeria is to foreigners!

Despite the threat of Boko haram and Ebola foreign investors , A-class celebrities , and top quality industrialist are trooping In daily !

Nigerians,

We must believe in our selves

We must begin to channel our potentials in the right direction

We must stop hating and start thinking positively and acting positively

If we unite and work together I foresee Americans Queuing up at our embassies to get a Nigerian Visa !

May God bless you for reading this post and may God Bless our Great country Nigeria
All these bc an American came to your country to make a few bucks?

It seems u guys will be queuing in their embassy for a long time to come.
PoliticsRe: My Boko Haram Saga, By Negotiator Stephen Davis by Pennywise(m): 3:33am On Sep 07, 2014
Stephen Davis is a certified nut-case. He should not be taken seriously. Either that or he is being used for GEJ 2015.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Oyakhilome’s Wedding Picture Released As Lawyers Say No Reconciliation by Pennywise(m): 4:58pm On Sep 03, 2014
I remember what Alao Akala angrily told a journalist asking him a rather embarrassing question. He said (barely holding himself from slapping journalist) 'did you know me when I was black?'
PoliticsRe: “where Is Gwoza Sef?” Jonathan Asks At Meeting With Emir by Pennywise(m): 5:39pm On Sep 01, 2014
SeaGold: Nigeria have over 900+ local government and thousands of towns, villages, hamlets and how do you expect a president to know them all?

Even in Bayelsa I don't think he knows everywhere except the prominent areas. People should endeavour to stop this malicious attack!
We expect a commander in Chief to know when a whole town falls under rebel control with dozens of soldiers killed. Or does he think Gwoza is in Cameroon?
PoliticsRe: “where Is Gwoza Sef?” Jonathan Asks At Meeting With Emir by Pennywise(m): 4:18pm On Sep 01, 2014
See una president. Una don dieee!!
PoliticsRe: The Old Lagos In Pictures by Pennywise(m): 4:12pm On Sep 01, 2014
davidif: Isn't that extremely shallow?
Thanks. But I have no wish to be esoteric. Now feck off.
RomanceRe: Marriage Proposal: Does The Quality Of The Engagement Ring Matter? by Pennywise(m): 4:49am On Sep 01, 2014
The bride shouldnt really expect much if she is marrying a scrooge.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by Pennywise(m): 3:27pm On Aug 31, 2014
PastorKun: I don't think they are cowards, a more plausible explanation is that they ran out of ammunition and it would have been senseless to continue fighting thus they fled to fight another. Unfortunately the military leadership was too ashamed to admit they ran out of ammo thus they resorted to the 'tactical manouvre' lie.
Thank you for the 'feel-good' explanation because it is almost inconceivable to think otherwise. But the bitter truth is that there were tons of ammunition, artillery pieces, APCs, armored fighting vehicles etc left behind by these cowards. A video was shot by BH (its on sahara reporters) showing them running away from battle while BH teenage soldiers helped themselves to huge caches of weapons and ammunition the way hyenas would feast on a carcass. If this is not sabotage of a war effort, I dont know what it is.

The Govt should allow private ownership of automatic weapons. The country is collapsing. Nigerian soldiers cannot defend themselves let alone the country. It is better to die fighting the enemy than to be mauled by barbaric savages.
Christianity EtcRe: Britons Oppose Oyedepo's School Over "Slaps-Giving" Video by Pennywise(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2014
The man has two issues.

1. The Winners' church is said to have flouted the country's charity laws. This law monitors how offerings and tithes are utilized. Mind you the bulk of these come from 'state offerings' to people otherwise called welfare benefits. Considering the Queen is the biggest obtainer of them all, our jet setting pastor is against an uphill task (but I am sure it is nothing God cannot handle).

2. Winner's Schools- A body determined to maintain Uk secularity has said there is no place in the UK for Oyedepo's schools because he is a witch catcher. But considering witch catching is not in the curriculum, I think this body stands a very little chance.

The least we can do on NL is to join our countryman in prayer.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by Pennywise(m): 11:30am On Aug 31, 2014
PastorKun: Our 480 soldiers returning after fleeing to cameroon.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1660387_naija_jpeg_jpeg01f7fdd99bec49006680df6a183e2f4a
The battalion of cowards.
Nairaland GeneralRe: “boko Haram Is Funded Through CBN” –australian Hostage Negotiator by Pennywise(m): 11:23am On Aug 31, 2014
This person doesnt seem to be a serious individual. He is lucky not to have been kidnapped by BH while doing his negotiation.
RomanceRe: Which Is The Profession With Most Promiscuous Men? Medicine, Oil & Gas, Banking? by Pennywise(m):
I can understand Oil and gas with doctors. But bankers too? Arent they supposed to be working? Damn. She works in a bank.
Foreign AffairsRe: INCREDIBLE: Meet The Woman Who Is Half-human, Half-fox Creature At Karachi Zoo by Pennywise(m): 8:34am On Aug 31, 2014
All these Pakistanis sef. They are not any better than Nigerians.

319 freak show.
FamilyRe: What If You Just Found Out That Your Parents Ain't Really UR Biological Parents? by Pennywise(m): 8:04am On Aug 31, 2014
You start looking at them 'one kind'.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Barred From Entering UK? by Pennywise(m): 6:52am On Aug 31, 2014
Trust the British to call a spade a spade. They dont want any Nigerian big man flying into London with his private Jet and zooming off with their welfare cash in the name of tithes and offering.

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