₦airaland Forum

mstik: It's better to keep it outside the kitchen. Gas leaks can occur, and it will be disastrous if it happens when the burner is on.

Choices are limited if subject lives in a multistorey building.

Iwu is a fraud. Always been. He should be enjoying his INEC largese quietly rather than pretending to be an intellectual. A proper investigation of this man and his educational background will cast doubt on the general perception of Nigeria as a sovereign country.

PussiGuru: Are you serious Maldives is visa free?
If you are married and you have not been to maldives,you are missing...

Go on Prof. Tell them.

ogtavia: 16bn for international market ?? when there are no roads and existing infrastructural facilities in d state are failing?wait,is it gold or diamond they will be selling in d 16bn market or just a way to waste public funds,how will d 16bn market improve the life of d old woman from d village who just came to sell cocoyam and vegetables,why is d market dt expensive,will it also have its own stock exchange marketpls,I am asking not judging.

In the end Imo state govt will spend a minimum 25bn Naira. Not more than 5bn Naira will go into 'International market'. Were you born yesterday?

mahleeq: I took me close to three years to woo my current girl friend, infact we met 2008 for the first time and she didn't tell me yes till 2011.

counting three years now.

So how long did it take you to convince your woman/man?

When technically can we say wooing has been successful? B/c with a Nigerian girl, yes does not always mean yes. Proclaiming 'Yes' might be a ploy to keep u on a short leach so that wooing can continue.

I ask lawyers in the house: Is it technically legal to scam a scammer?

Thread shows Nig guys are mean. But then again our girls are no fools- since with them its usually money first before anything else.

But we are all aware that the Nigerian sex industry is worth 100billion dollars per day and guys are getting laid. Who are these guys? South Africans?

Anyway, the guy holding Nigerian record as far as I know is Dino Melaye. As an Assembly man, he forked out 10m naira to lay a friend of his gf. Thats a man. All you stingy NL guys may consider your sins forgiven.

Seun is a Nigerian male. He reserves the right (to love women a lot).

oliverjiad: alright sir,may I no the shipping line u. Are using bringing the vehicle in and do get with other vehicles will be in it also may I no if u are putting in some personal effect either 40ft container or 20ft container sir

Regards
Jaid

By the most optimistic rate, I actually mean using a shipping line with the most agreeable rate. And no, I have no plans for anything else. I am looking at a 20ft container. Thanks.

OP, great job. Looking to bring in a containerized 2013 Dodge durango from NY. What will be the most optimistic clearing charge?

Who is actually ruling that state? Certainly not this clown.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Life happened to them...The Nigerian Army of the military era was far much fiercer,brutal and decisive. [/color]

Or they never faced a formidable enemy like Boko haram.

People shouldnt confuse frequent acts of murder and massacres of d innocent with bravado. Those are crimes our troops are known to commit with AK47.

Boko haram is the army's first real test since the civil war and they have failed embarrassingly through mass desertion.

They want the airforce to just come and bomb boko haram so they can flee.

If boko haram was any more determined they would have taken Abuja by now.

Sincere9gerian: Was the supporter of APC party expecting the president they hate so much to come to their rescue again? GEJ has been saving the supporter of APC party since 1804 but I doubt he'll rescue them this time.

supporter of APC party on the brink!

Its a good thing the President met with the lawmakers apparently to avoid 'overheating the polity' and maintain the peace since impeachment fever has now infested pdp lawmakers nationwide.

But this unwilling president got it all wrong. The only way to maintain the peace in 2015 is for him to step down and resist the temptation by self serving persons calling on him to contest.

KingAdeOluomo1: Instant noodles is a common food in most people’s
kitchen, This is because its a fast, cheap and easy
to cook food for the man on the go but it is
important to note that this food can kill faster than
known poison. Here is 10 Reasons Why You Should
Stop Eating Instant Noodles
1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles inhibit the
absorption of nutrients for the children under 5.
2. Cancer : The ingredient in the instant noodles
called “Styrofoam’, is a cancer causing agent.
3. Miscarriage : Women who are Eating instant
noodles during their pregnancy causes miscarriage,
because it affect the development of a foetus.
4. Junk Food : instant noodles are enriched with full
of carbohydrates,but no vitamins, fiber and
minerals. This makes the instant noodles
considered as a junk food.
5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power packed with
high amounts of sodium. Excess consumption of
sodium leads to heart disease, stroke,
hypertension and kidney damage.
6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is used to
enhance the flavour of instant noodles. People who
are allergic to MSG consume it as part of
their diet, then they end up suffering from
headaches, facial flushing, pain, burning sensations.
7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the leading cause
of obesity. Noodles contains fat and large amounts
of sodium, which causes water
retention in the body and surely it leads to
overweight, and obesity leads to heart problems.
8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad for digestive
system. Regular consumption of instant noodles
causes irregular bowl movements
and bloating.
9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in the instant
noodles called “Propylene Glycol” which has a anti-
freeze property. This ingredient is used
because it prevents the noodles from drying by
retaining moisture. It weakens the immune system
of our body. It is easily absorbed by the
body and it accumulates in the kidneys, heart and
liver. It causes abnormalities and damage to
thoseareas.
10. Metabolism : Regular consumption of instant
noodles affect the body’s metabolism, because of
the chemical substances like additives, coloring
and preservatives inside the noodles

With so many people eating noodles we should have a major health calamity with cancers, miscarriages, epidemic of multiple organ failure! Hell, I will probably be dead. But I am almost certain I am stronger, bigger, healthier than you and can whoop your arsz however and whenever.

I dont see the NMA calling off strike any time soon. The nurses may continue to render basic essential services.

Who is this guying going around mistakingly touching the private parts of females?

coolsegun2002: Is my eyes deceiving me or this bloody machine doesn't have a gear....damnnn...dats one hell of a ride

Stop gawking. The price will sound like a hard knock on your head.

tit: you see the not so veiled attack on the institution.

Take your petty blackmail out of here. No one is interested. The army is as corrupt as other civil institutions. Everyone knows that. You may chose to ignore it. That is your cup of tea.

Who is this guy straffing mother and daughter? This is sinful. I mean it is not like doing 2 sisters....

Hyperpolysilesisquipedilinialism used to be the longest. It means excessive use of grandiloquent English.

I got myself at least one gf those days just rattling it off.

Seeking attention while basking in crass ignorance- the NL quid phenomenon.

Why dont you go to beegeagle dot com. There is enuff classified military information there to mumify you.

cjrane: Oga Sirius,
One cannot doubt your patriotism to Nigeria and I understand your aim to provide sincere answers to all these classified weapons questions.
But as a soldier, you know first hand that when the enemy knows your plan, strategy and type of weapons, you be walking into a deadly trap.

Some of these people asking about weapons are Boko Haram. I am getting uncomfortable the way you answer them. This now borders on national security.

Who are all these people?

Were you born yesterday? Where were you in the US invasion of Iraq when journalists were embedded among the soldiers reporting day and night?

The only way you can claim that materials of a sensitive nature has been divulged is if u say on this forum that there are 10 MBTs in Damboa along with 15MRAPs, 25 artillery launchers in Gwoza with 20 MG nests and 300 soldiers with AK47 in Chibok. Or if u give a hint about troop or asset size and deployment which has not even been contemplated.

What is being discussed here are weapon types that Nigeria Army has and should have as a professional army. In my opinion too much irrelevant and unnecessary concerns have been raised thereby creating self censorship by OP and limiting the potentials of what could have been a truly robust interactive thread on the activities of our soldiers in the NE.

I think the more Bokos see of these weapons, the more they realize that the end is near. OP, if you have pics to show, bring them on or I am out of here.

Chartey: This is an ideally great solution, and it's what NMA wants in the long-term. The problem however is, we lack a comprehensive health insurance system, therefore patients won't be able to afford proper healthcare.

Try and understand what I am saying. You can have a well regulated medical practice environment without health insurance. By this I mean the government should ensure acceptable minimum standards in healthcare delivery by providers. Government should feck off and leave actual provision to private entrepeneurship.

This way Nigeria can boast of bigger and better managed hospitals without bickering among professionals. If there is any brain drain it will be from without into the country. Unnecessary titles become archaic and spurious academic programmes sponsored by unions will be extinguished. Real professionals whether doctors, pharmacists,nurses etc will be better paid on account of the value they bring, while leeches contributing nothing to the system are easily identified and separated from the rest.

olapluto: Decorum! Insulting people does not add value to your rep. Its immature and uncalled for.

No word is too hash for an enemy of the people (an enemy of God). A lot of people including yours sincerely had lost faith in this Govt and its ability to win this war. Infact you can say there is mass disllusionment and hopelessness among people who have been watching events closely. While these hardwares do not mean an automatic victory, at least it means Jonathan's govt is ready to confront the insurgency outside the pages of internet and newspapers.

Outside this thread, folks are blind to what is going on in the NE. His plan was actually quite ingenious-sow a bit of falsehood and fear in the mind of the OP so he will run away that way the public unbiased vista into devts in the NE is removed. But he failed to understand the adversary. In a military situation, its a failed ambush. Bercanista will be dead.

barcanista: What is the intent of this thread? Is it to gv d sect classified info on military activities or what?


The DSS and Military should fish out the OP and close this thread as a matter or National Security

You are a foool like your father, and the one before him. In your thinking, national geographic and History channels should be shut down because they reveal too much about America's war capabilities.

Nice to see this thread again after the interlude.

The NMA is unreasonable on many fronts not least of all is their death grip on hospital administration in the country. Medical administration is evolving worldwide and Nigeria has to evolve with it. A four year specialist course in Medicine in no way equips an individual with the capacity to run a multi-billion naira health facility. If these hospitals were run as a 'going concern' they would have since been dead.

But then again if the NMA folds its hand and does nothing, Johesu, PSN, Nurses and ward orderlies will take over the administration of these hospitals when they produce their own consultants. The solution therefore is for the owners of these hospitals (govt) to allow competent and properly trained management professionals to assume admin roles or put up these hospitals for sale and concentrate on regulatory function and maintenance of standards.

This battle of attrition between NMA and Johesu is strangulating the health sector. Some people are being over paid at the expense of others.

okparaugo: I am not a pharmacist neither do I trade drugs. Smh

Mind yah business. Moreover patent medicine dealers are rich men if educated..

Its a lieee. You are a pharmacist. Take pride in your profession. Smh.

okparaugo: If only this thread will make my creditor pay so I can order new goods..

Pharm Okparaugo, you were trained to make drugs and not buy and sell. You are a disgrace like most Nigerian pharmacists.

utenwuson: Am a guy....but I can help tell gurls how 2 escape r*pe , 1st tin is dt u must knw dt wen most male frns invite u 2 his house.....he has 1 tin in mind! S.x! Its obvious a gurl cnt/shouldnt initiate s'x so he ll try 2 knw wats on mind by tryn hard on u: now when u visiting a guy 4 d 1st tym, try n fix a 'pad' even wen u aint on!! When u see frm his actn dt he s aggressive n myt force his way,jst play calm, infact touch him really gud n let him touch u...kiss,lap,bo*bs...all ds tin na jst skin...neva mind! Gv him tym! Then u calmly cal him 'baby" y re u punishing me? Am now in d mood but m ON! Jst try. Touch him n u ll see he ll gladly remove ur hands! Don't rush 2 leave......stay a while even wen he has unlock d door! Play save cos we guys can never tell what a woman want! U no do' u b mumu! U do..u too d do!

This is an all too familiar gimmick. It doesnt work U cant reason with an erect dick. He might stick his diick up ur arsz Look for a good place and sink your teeth really deep as in a really good bite. The useless diick will come down and he will leave u alone.

iswallker: What has qualities gota do with no man is an island..

That the thread doesnt revolve around him, fooool. Say your own.

Sattors: I have been using clipper since i started shaving my beard some years ago, dough it does not give me the smooth clean shave i wanted and am also the hairing type which makes me to shave every three days otherwise i will be so uncomfortable after three days.
On several occassion i have tried using shaving sticks, even shaving cream but i always end up having serious burns.
I have decided to start using shaving stick now but my fear is the razor burn. Please guys how do i go about it not to have burn. Pls help!

It is thought that the cause of razor bums is hair driven into fair follicles of the skin during shaving. Now, the hair shaft normally emerges from the skin at an angle, usually not straight which is why when you rub your hand on a hairy skin, it feels smooth on one side and rather rough on the opposite side.

So when shaving, let it be along the smooth side and not along the rough side. The rough side might give you a smoother shave, but it will end up driving hair remnants and bacteria into the skin causing bums (doctors call folliculitis). Good luck.