₦airaland Forum

CHARLOE:
Smh, C how both of u are choking on d poisoned food you've been fed from childhood. Spit it out n look for healthy food urself to eat.
Same people that gave u Jesus n mary are same people that declared them divine in d council of Nicea.
Study/research outside ur buybull, una no gree, continue wallowing in ur ignorance n delusion .

enlighten me bro, I'm willing to learn

centboy123456:
Bunch of Idol worshippers claiming churchie!

received sense you don't have

Proudly Catholic

[quote author=kissval1388 post=61434676]Happy Sunday Nairalanders!!!

Am a Catholic from birth, I have these question in mind but haven't gotten an answer..
Here is the question:
Please what is the work of the Reverend sisters in the Catholic church because i know They don't celebrate Mass on sunday..
please any Catholic with an answer should clarify me.. Thanks!!!!
OP you have been stupid all the numbers of years in Catholic since you couldn't know the duties assigned to Rev. Sister, now I'll educate you
1. Rev. Sisters are working as nurses in all most all catholic health institutions

2. Serve in orphanages and Rehabilitation centre own by the Catholic church

3. They work in convents to help others upcoming Rev. Sisters

4. They work as teachers in catholic institutions, especially girls colleges and seminaries

5. They most times help the priest in the celebration of the Holy Eucharist

6. They work in the rural communities, talking care of the poor and the needy

Ebube my crush, please someone should hook me up with this bae. I love her so much

9japrof:
the tithing arrangement done in the Old testament has ceased, it is no longer necessary.

anybody collecting tithing in this modern day is robbing you and more especially robbing God and would pay dearly in the last day for looting and deceit .

Pastors all over the world that collect tithes are rogues in church robes. QED

they are thieves

mccoy47:
(Matthew 25:40 KJV) And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
A statement by Jesus himself.

Feeding, clothing, sheltering and helping the poor/needy IS GIVING TO GOD! Which is paying your tithe!

God will bless you broh

bezimo:
Your opinion is thrash, garbage and nonsense. Isn't it comic that those who don't pay tithe now have a problem with those who do.

If you don't pay tithe your opinion is nonsense and rubbish and belong to the garbage to those who pay tithe.So we don't need it.
I pay tithe based on strong personal conviction as found in the Bible and have no single regret and I stand not to be corrected..

you need to understand your bible well, so you can stop given your hard earned money to those scammers, likely to be Yahoo boys

Tosinex:
Unmhmm.. Its a good move. But haven't you heard of pay your self also, when you get your salary pay yourself, pay your tithe, pay the needies (widows and orphans), pay your family (parents and siblings), pay your wife, pay your children, infact pay your friends too that are in lack, one shouldn't be substituted for the other except its insufficient, you are not born by your self, so you shouldn't live for your self alone. Give what belongs to Ceaser to Ceaser and give what belongs to God to God.

however that collected tithes from ignorant religious followers of this generation is a scammer, even your pastor or general overseer is a scammer

Tosinex:
Unmhmm.. Its a good move. But haven't you heard of pay your self also, when you get your salary pay yourself, pay your tithe, pay the needies (widows and orphans), pay your family (parents and siblings), pay your wife, pay your children, infact pay your friends too that are in lack, one shouldn't be substituted for the other except its insufficient, you are not born by your self, so you shouldn't live for your self alone. Give what belongs to Ceaser to Ceaser and give what belongs to God to God.

you are so ignorant, I just dislike your comment

midehill:
Shut up...are u close to him...mind u d way he behave on social media is different from d way he behaves real life... davido is someone dat is not proud unlike wizkid

Una just d crazy on social media over this small-small boys matters

temitemi1:
The boy died...

my brother That's the summary

CyberGypsy:
wow, she is cute

very sweet

How I wish she is my girlfrrrrrrrrrrrrriend

ModeratorSeun:
Please send this old sadist to Kirikiri

Prison fall on you
Watery Rice fall on you
Watery stew fall on you
God go punish you o
.
Killing ur self spreading fake rumors to implicate Davido so he'd be arrested last last na you con go prison

brother you need a psychotherapist to check you up

Why the heck will her father know the state and conditions of Aso Rock clinic, while he has so much of Nigerian money to lavish abroad for medical tourism

African continent don't have government

With your globacom data you have every reason to commit suicide

So frustrating

seguno2:
Including you?
Do you work in this country?
Or you are one of those making sure that nothing works?

see as I de peepee u 4 bodi,

Busy body u just wanna quote cos of this good 4 noting news

OP ur head d pain you with yeyebrities sad news

Infact make banana fall on you

His whistle is broken

Confused977:
Good afternoon everyone here. I have been an ardent of this forum so, I felt it wouldn't be bad to bare my heart here as I know I'd surely get an advice that will make me see clearer. Please bear with me as I am not very perfect when it comes to expressing my self in writing. Pls pardon my write-up should you see it as too long. I just want to bare it all so one can know what to tell me. Thanks.
My Name is Amanda. I lost my parents when I was sixteen . I am from a family of five. I was about to sit for WAEC before the sudden demise of my parents. I had to drop out of school cus I couldn't pay bills and my older siblings were still struggling, so I got a job. I worked as a cleaner say for 2 years and I was able to save up something and enrolled for WAEC AND GCE and I passed. I tried my first admission it didn't so the second year someone told me to try a Polytechnic and fortunately I got admitted. I joined school but I kept working and I saved up some bucks and at the end of my ND at federal poly Auchi my G. P was 3.40 yes! I cried for joy.
I. T (Industrial Training) started and I felt it would make more sense If I could start something little within my environment. Since I knew a lot about female bags and wears I held on to the idea and started. My customer base grew as I went from department to department showing and convincing the "big girls" in school about my goods. I approached just anybody so long you female. I kept moving at that pace until I was heavily sought after. My room became my boutique.
Why I am confused now
All glory to God I have been able to establish a good relationship with people who sale to me on credit which allows me own varieties and sell more.
1. Not to exaggerate, I make a minimum of 40 to 45k a month as my own.
2. I ain't rich but I think I am comfortable for a young lady of my age. I will be 24 3rd October.
I focused more on my business and I didn't join my mates for the HND session. My reason was; after school now, I go carry certificate they Waka up and down. Make I kuku use this small money wey I don save use am run my business first as I thought school can wait. could I be wrong?

# I have a course mate who traveled overseas after our ND and she has been encouraging me to come over since I could afford the travel expenses (not to lie, I was considering this also which made me forget going back for my HND.)
Now my question is if you were me would you go back to school? I am of the opinion that schooling in Nigeria without a good back up could leave me frustrated after graduation. No job.
# if you were me would you just continue with your business and open up a shop or would you travel out, get a job and go to school there?
Pls advice Me as I would be turning 24 in no time and I am JUST CONFUSED I have the feeling that any decision I make at this point would either make or destroy me permanently. Pls help a sister
Should I go back to school? cus my dad always wanted me to get an education but I feel I should be able to know what works as times have changed.
Pls I am open to any form of advice. God bless.
Cc. Lalasticlala, seun or any mod. I'd appreciate if you can move it to the right section or where it could get a wider view. Thanks
Thorpido
Raine80 et all...
BiafranBushboy
Hakeem4
I can't really remember usernames

you don't only go to school to get a job, but to keep your head high in the midst of your friends and the society.
For me, I think you continue your education and concentrate on your business

SerialRapist:
Today i fu,ck my former girlfriend for Lafiaji senior high School, lagos.
Her name na Chinwe.
Dis girl na my former Girl for lafiaji wey i don dey woo am mek we Bleep, But the girl dey form for me.
My recharge cards wey i don dey dash am na dey near like 2,000 +
I dey follow dis girl dey chat for Bible Class, Night vigil and even for whatsapp but the girl dey form for me
.............

Today i see am for church, i com go outside buy recharge card buy condom put for pocket, go sit down near am dey discuss, leave wetin we discuss i be bad guy,

from morning time reach almost Testimony time wey everywhere don quiet
Soon the girl don fall for me,
After all these days. Kai
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I tell am say mek she first waka go toilet i dey com join am
Omo as i go na so we enter toilet i knock door, comot cloth she put hand on top Seat na so i knack am, see knacking, the girl no even cry, small pikin like 18 years old.
But omo her body na fire
I sure say dis girl no be virgin, but small pikin of Nowadays sha, After he knacking she com wear cloth comot,
me sef wear my own comot.
Na so we go sit for church jeje like nothing don happen.
After church i come dey go house, what a sweet sunday.
Because of this girl i no go dey miss church again.
Chinwe, i really appreciate what you gave to me.

crazy illiterate creating a stupid topic

casa101:
Please can anyone connect me to a Priest/Pastor in fact anyone that can help me with Deliverance that is not fake.

I am 29 yrs old Medical Doctor. I stay in Lagos and work in a hospital(name withheld). My story started yrs ago wen I was very small that is in pri. Sch. Then I used to have sex in my dreams but never discussed it with any1 bc I don't know what to call it. But the sex in my dreams continued till date.

Again at a time I got worried but i bluffed it saying it was just a dream that it meant nothing. But now it seems it meant something after all.

During all those years till now I always have issues with relationships. Once I sleep or starts sleeping with any girlfriend of mine within 1wk the friendship ends especially if it is someone I planned dating.

But I observed something too then any girl that is just a friend but just sleeps with me in terms of mutual/friends with benefits without any luv or r/ship thing attached to the end used to last.

So when I noticed it I started keeping girls as just friends or mutual one. Luckily I got plenty for mutual friends but what baffled me most was that one that i used to sleep with in my 100l to 200l said one day "nawaoo why can't I get pregnant for you upon we have been sleeping together for over a yr without condom and yet she never take in. I became worried and decided to go for sperm analysis test. It came out fine but when another girl said the same thing again last 3yrs. I decided to find 3 runs girls that I paid to be having sex with me during their window periods to see if they will take in and willing to abort. From the day I started sleeping with them none ever took in. They said Oga you have a problem, go and get help". Note that we carried test on the 3 of them and it showed they are fertile and fit to get pregnant. But I never looked for an answer till date.

But then on Friday I went out with a friend that i planed dating but yet to sleep with her but that night it happened.

Hell broke loose yesterday when she called me yesterday and was so angry with me saying.. In her words "why did u not tell me you have a marine wife "?.. I was like what?.. She then continued saying that have I ever asked myself why can't i get into a serious r/ships , my episodes of sex in my dreams and getting someone pregnant. Don't you know the person you are sleeping with in your dreams?".. I was shocked bc of how she knew?

I asked her who told her and how come she knew about this problem?.. When I knew that I have never discussed it with her or anyone. She now said she met with my spiritual wife and that I should forget getting r/ship, married or having kids without her permission. I should seek for her(spiritual wife). Then as for her I should never talk to her about love and r/ship unless I want to just be having sex with her which she permitted her to give me. Besides she is an Ogbanje so I should not be surprised as she knew..

Now I seriously need a deliverance bc it is now giving me worries.. I will appreciate any help pls. Thank you

brother I have the same case here, mine used to come every night for sex mostly when I slept alone, every night I see my self swimming in the river with women. There was once I dreamt swimming in the river, when I came out to put on my clothes lI saw silver bright spoon under my clothes I took it home when I explained it to someone, he said I possess of a marine spirit. At that time I was blessed whatever I do was fruitful. There was once I friend of mine wanna arranged her for me but I refuse because I was a hard core christian then, I prayed and fast thinking that will give the solution am dying for, but all to no avail. As at now everywhere is stagnant and she didn't come for sex most often, and I'm learnt she is angry claiming she was the cos of my blessings and now decide my fate. Now am looking for a way to make peace with her, since religion I thought could bring succour to my problem failed. Taking about relationships, my relationship with ladies don't last for a week, they must be reason for us to quarrel. I'm really frustrated right now

FortifiedCity:
I have known this my babe close to a year now. Well she confesses love to me. But she kinda surprised me when she said that she's scared of losing me: that she is willing to kill me if I ever leave her. I heartily laughed it off.
Just yesterday, she called after I deliberately ignored calling her for 2 days and didn't pick up when she called. She called and was very angry. I had to calm her and she later apologized for her anger.

Then I recalled what she said earlier about killing. Even though I believe I am invincible for any man, do you think her threat is something I should take serious?

Have you seen a woman carry out her threat of killing someone she loves? Please share.

Thanks.

bro better take her so serious, if you know you are not gonna marry her better find an easy way now cos the more you stay in her life the more her love grow for you and make it more expensive to let you go

hakeem4:
Are you telling me a mentally stable person will ask his illiterate followers to kill other tribes?

you are a mad man

jrerico1:
Hello Nairalanders

Please don't be offended by my choice of words here because right now as type am in full tears and I hope to find my solution here.
My mun has been sick since 2006 to an unknown sickness and she is dying slowly. We have been to the best hospitals around Delta state (Ubth, Westend, Ogara. Just to mention a few) through out the time of this illness but they have been no out come or what so ever. We have visited the SCOAN on several occasions and almost all the churches around although we are roman Catholic but they have been no solution. We have also gone deep traditionally but we are really confuse right now. I have never seen something like this as am on tears now.

My mum is a devoted Christian and the best Mum Alive, but it seems God has forgotten about us. How will a good woman be on sick for so long? My dad is now feed up of the issue and I can smell it, that he has tried enough to revive her health but she wasn't married nor created like this.

My mum is a mother of 7 children and am the 1st child, I won't give up on her. I am ready to still go extra miles. We heard they are standard hospitals in jigawa so am currently doing a research on that now because this morning her breath is been ceased and she is excreting thick blood from her mouth through out the night.

Please Nairalander I will really appreciate if I can get any standard hospital here in Nigeria, or Any church that can attend to this issue or even a witch doctor because we have been to almost all the churches.

Thanks.

OP don't allow anybody to deceived you on salvation this or that of a church, those churches are churches I most times worship with here in Port Harcourt, northing is happening there, is just the name and the crowd. In the end when you end up found nothing they tell u that because you don't have faith. In this Elect Ministry I've seen miracles happened like magic for the few days I attended that church. I was a type of christian who doesn't believe in miracles but now I know miracles exists

jrerico1:
Hello Nairalanders

Please don't be offended by my choice of words here because right now as type am in full tears and I hope to find my solution here.
My mun has been sick since 2006 to an unknown sickness and she is dying slowly. We have been to the best hospitals around Delta state (Ubth, Westend, Ogara. Just to mention a few) through out the time of this illness but they have been no out come or what so ever. We have visited the SCOAN on several occasions and almost all the churches around although we are roman Catholic but they have been no solution. We have also gone deep traditionally but we are really confuse right now. I have never seen something like this as am on tears now.

My mum is a devoted Christian and the best Mum Alive, but it seems God has forgotten about us. How will a good woman be on sick for so long? My dad is now feed up of the issue and I can smell it, that he has tried enough to revive her health but she wasn't married nor created like this.

My mum is a mother of 7 children and am the 1st child, I won't give up on her. I am ready to still go extra miles. We heard they are standard hospitals in jigawa so am currently doing a research on that now because this morning her breath is been ceased and she is excreting thick blood from her mouth through out the night.

Please Nairalander I will really appreciate if I can get any standard hospital here in Nigeria, or Any church that can attend to this issue or even a witch doctor because we have been to almost all the churches.

Thanks.

OP there are no two ways about it, I can assure you of a church that can offer the final solution to ur mother's health. The church is called Elect Ministry locate in Elabuchi around Ikoku axis of Port Harcourt. Though am not a member of that church, but when my mum health situation got tough 3 months ago that was where someone directed me to and the solution came. I didn't offer a dime, just N50 offering. I can testify that my mum is now a happy woman and my mind now at rest. Stop turning around just make this step for a final solution. If you are interested chat or call me on my mobile contact below there on my signature for more information and direction. I'm not even a member of that church, I'm a devoted catholic. When my mum health was bad I pray my holy rosary and visit the blessed sacrament, mind you I'm not underestimating my church, but my solution was found in this church am taking about in just a day.

cckris:
You're either seeking attention or you're Boko Haram

brother I'm not seeking attention, my keyword is that government should remove churches from residential areas, the noise is sickening

Despite this noise making here and there by night and day the society hasn't changed any better, instead getting worse than ever. The so-called pastors now making money in this historic money making venture called church.

In my opinion I think the Nigerian government should seriously look into activities of churches, most are scam, using all sorts of weapons within their powers to cheat the society. Collecting from orphans, widows and the less-privilege, which in exchange promise them this their popular imaginary product called heaven.

Pastors now the richest among the top richest elite in the universe, especially here in Africa, since the Africans are so myopic, in fact totally blind to the truth. Most pastors now fly in private jets while members go on bars foot from place to places, the schools they built in church and God's name are non affordable to poor members, isn't that a scam? If someone told you about the coming of the son of man or man of son from time immemorial to time infinite, plus paradise yet no fulfillment what should you called that? Using a kind of acclaimed holy books to plot your mind to succumb to their hard tricks and fraudulent antics.

The most painful is that this churches especially the new generation feel less concerned about the society and the inhabitants. This churches have become objects of intimidation, frustration, disturbance in the society. They can make noise and disturbed the neighborhood without feeling guilty, they can make noise from sunrise to the fading of the sun, from night till morning disturbing the hold neighborhood.

There's this mountain of fire church in my neighborhood, quite close to my house, for three nights now I can't sleep cos of noise in their so-called night vigil this cos me long headache. They shout so loud without caring if people are in the neighborhood or if the noise is affecting others in their sleep, I'm so sick.

Brothers and sisters of great minds am having a terrible time because of this issue, this always happens and I believe other students also complain as it affects them too.
Please government should do something about it, move churches and companies away from residential areas, the noise is unbearable and churches now generating than before almost every hut.

Hardeysolution:
I have a friend that took me as a mentor. I however always told her not to but as a normal friend. She has a mentor before that disappointed her and made her come to me. That her mentor is a member of her church and even their youth pastor.
They have a fellowship that they hold and she invited me. Because the guy heard about me from her and has heard me speak which I think is the reason for giving me the chance to minister yesterday at their youth vigil.
Yesterday, they were praying warfare prayers and of course very right. When I was to minister, I made them to understand that The devil didn't steal anything from them but was a transaction that we made possible with our disconnection from our source. I told them Jesus has fought the battle and won and all powers are with him so the devil is powerless and we shouldn't give him credit for what he's not. I also said there's nobody capable of doing a real child of God because we bear the mark of Christ. I told them that any problem we have is a result of we not hearing him.
After this, the guy called me and said what I was saying was too big for the people that are still growing. He said they called the vigil to encourage them to battle the problem and pray out their destinies and I was sure I was only making it clearer to them because God told me before I started that this isn't the first time they would pray that prayer and won't be the last time. Then I identified them as the problem. That they need to connect back to Jesus. In plain words, he said I quoted him that why should they fight any battle. He also said he identified that people weren't ready to pray when I finished speaking. He said its their doctrine and what they believe and it's working for them. I told him I was sorry.
This night, the girl who took me as her mentor whom he was mentoring before called me and said the guy called her and gave her a command to stop talking to me and to even stop seeing me or she should leave the exco of the youths programme if she can't do that. I don't know what to tell her. I said I will get back to her.

Please, I need just serious answers.
Thank you

Na ur type no d gree make person sleep for night, making noise everywhere say u d do church. anyways, I was just passing by I saw this trash I stopped by to comment

boxymccoy:
Repent and go back to God, all that He purposed in His heart for you will come to pass if you do not derail from the truth.

take your trash into a trash bin, don't spray in here, whose God? Does it in existence? Have you ever seen it? Has it ever spoke to you? What evidence can prove that it exists? People are suffering, dying in the course of its job, those we believe that are sinners are excelling, growth from strength to strength, rejoicing, happy while those who believe in this imagination of a god are suffering casting hopes on nothing, wailing for bread at least daily bread not even asking for much. Talking to themselves everyday in believing there are praying to a supreme being. What god? What manner of God can be so cruel to his people? I challenge you to prove to me that it exists, put aside that forged book the white brought, then I'll give you a thousand reason that it's just imagination

My brother is autistic
My mother died recently after suffering and dying of Cancer
My family is not close how I want it to be
I'm 24 whilst my mates are doing masters I am doing a course that is designed for 16-19 year olds, I have no degree or qualification past secondary school
Very insecure about my appearance and life
Jobless
Poor (on government welfare)
Had issues with emotional and mental health all my life and more

When I left school people thought I would be a big ahog as I was so hard working and determined but then my life went downhill from there.

Where has God got me? I'm a virgin age 24 yet my mum will never see my kids whilst my friend is 24 had a baby out of wedlock living with boyfriend their mother is alive and healthy. My bullies bullied me to the point of me being depressed in school, yet they are all succeeding etc and my life is a mess.

Help me, don't tell me about God because he isn't real I have realised that, I used to be such a strong christian but my life has crashed before my eyes.

I only see very few people with a life worse than mine, God has truly put shame on my face as my enemies are laughing at me, people now can use me as an example point "it could be worse, I could be Francesca"

god is an imaginary product, believe in imagination earns you nothing. What sort of a god will allow his worshippers to suffer gone through serious depression? Though you pray but the prayer amount to nothing. I suffer same bother, I've made up my mind and realised there's god its just a superstition we all grew up the believe