₦airaland Forum

You are just a thief. . . . .
I am calling ma attorney right away

Your attorney that is chasing me?

Honey do you know that madness runs in my family??

She already know that from your nairaland response but she's still willing to iron it out with you.

Ehhhh.

Yes, I said it.

Deepy. . . .this comment officially ends our blossoming relationship.
So u are IN this for ma gratuity and pension??

What use are you to me when I can't quickly cash in on your benefits?. I will soon get tired of your unending snoring and farting at night. Die niggah die.

I just tested positive to HIV. Grin Cheesy
**Back it up with a fake document**

Coward!! That's the extent you'll go to avoid marriage. I think you are loving your sex arrangement with your mack daddy.

Nah . . . I'll prefer using cancer, you'll get sympathy
Scratch chemo . . . sex therapy is the way forward

Honey, I love you. Wherever you go I'll follow you even in death.

Like say e dey easy Ezekiel for don enter new testament.

Roflmao but Ezekiel easily enters the new testament when it comes to sex?

@Topic
Am not going to live long and i don't want you to be a widow early

Better so I can reap on your death benefits.

You must not have looked hard enough

_{Gbe nu sunwun}

Link please

I am having this bad dreams about us. Can we wait till the dreams subside? _{Never ever}

I didn't know you are AS, I am no more AA because they made a mistake in the first test.

Seriously, why are so many men so scared of making commitments to a woman but will not be scared to make other commitments?

@topic
Let's live for today, we'll cross that bridge when we reach it

We are already on top of the bridge.

Baby, I need to grow up. I am not mature yet for marriage.

@topic
I love you baby, what do you say we forget that and try out what we saw in that book/maganzine

Lol, see how you are coming up with excuses as if you have a database for them.


Ladies, eldee no be marriage material oooo.

I'm not who you think I am

debosky:
My older siblings are still single, I need to wait for my turn

This lame excuse deserves a hot slap.

Lets not rush things darling. . .its a lifetime decision remember

Tell him about that whenever he wants sex.

I don't think I'm a marriage material

Likely rebuttal from me:

Oh yes darling but I think you are a commitment material.

I want my mom to be around for the wedding but her doctor is yet to give her clearance to travel.

eldee:
@topic
It's not me or you . . . the world is just against us being together
Let's just see how it goes

Roflmao

@topic
my divorce hasnt come through yet

The story will remain like that in the next 2 years. whenever you get serious about it, he will tell you that his Ex wife refuse to sign the papers.

Here comes anutha one. . .
My parents say i must not marry an Ijebu woman.

Very true. You guys are something else.

Sweetie,
Why the hurry?.Lets hold up a little longer because i'm not the divorce type. I want us to be very before we enter this union.

Okija_juju:
I just can't feel the connection.

I want to seek the face of God first. _{(This is my fav.)}

I want to wait till i get a Job.

@bold,
Chics do that too whenever they find a better option.

~Sauron~:
Let me seek spiritual help first to check for compatibility!!!

Evil genius. I know you can cook up a thing like this easily.

You couldn't check for compatibility before sleeping with her?

Darling, money is tight.

_{Common, you can go down the court house and marry for $50.}

What are the many ridiculous lines men usually give to avoid marriage while they still wish to continue getting the milk for free?

landis:
not really new, if Nigerian expect such. They are deceiving themselves.

Bankole Boy wants to be Governor of Ogun State in 2011

He needs to amaze war-chest as its called in Nigeria

[size=16pt]Sadly but factual 'Etteh' was removed because she was a woman 'eating food' in men's world.[/size]

welcome to Nigeria

So so so so so TRUE.

Ibime:
Who said these militants are part of the struggle?

What is the name of the group?

True. The lady could be raped by a local rapist parading as a militant. same thing happened in Iraq some two years ago and the crime was perpetuated by American soldiers.

wow this is just sad. why weren't they provided with adequate security. if am a parent of a graduate, my pikin is not stepping foot on ND.

In Nigeria?