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Chei why didn't i take footie serious ooh i had a mean left peg back in the day but as my people would say i get am before no be property

You won't even make the 2nd 11 in a female team as a man how much less Chelsea.

Funmi, it appears you are on NL to attack Hausas. 75% of your posts have the word Hausa, even if the topic is Arsenal Vs Man-U. Na wa for you!!!

It's like you are on NL to attack Funmi. 75% of your posts have the word Funmi, even if the topic is Obama vs Mccain. Na wa for you!!!

drug addiction is a nationwide problem. i use to take a little sniff of markers back in my younger days. eleganza pens had that nice smell too

Does your grandpa have any relations with those that speak fufulde or hausa?

well like i said before, [size=14pt]chitin is OK as long as it belongs 2 the male only[/size], u kant put all ur eggs in 1 basket,they would all get broken, and u loose all eggs so u place all eggs in seperate baskets,like my pal alhaji masaba did marryin 86wives was the rite tin.at the end of the day who is the chair lady of the house, the 1st wife, so what I'm sayin in essence is that as long as u date a couple of women when u are single its ok, if u chit or not dosent mata but u are doin it in search of the long lost missin rib, i plan on beatin masaba record but wit a condom of course, ha ha, Jts Kiddin o before u NLANDERS eat me up

You are a freak.

I am an ex cheatr and will answer you one by one.

What i gained? Well, got to know that i am still a woman who can enjoy sex if i have the right mind and that the reason[b] i did not enjoy sex with my husband was probably becuause i had issues not sorted with him, that i can enjoy sex with him if i can find a place in my heart to truly forgive him[/b].

Must you enjoy sex everytime?. Do you have morals at all? Why not sort out the issues before opening your legs again?

The factors capable of making me cheat - curiousity about my body's ability to respond to sex. At the time i did it, i was not enjoying sex, each time i had sex with my husband it was like punishment, i was only doing it as a marital obligation not for enjoyment, it was so bad i always had bruises, when i read about sex and how enjoyable it is i wondered if something was wrong with me and then i cheated to be sure there was a problem with my system or if it was him who could not make me enjoy it. [b]At the end of my cheating which was once i realised my body can enjoy sex, i look[/b]ed for help and realised it was the state of mind and that if i could forgive my husband for what he did to make the feeling fly away i could enjoy sex.

Will you forgive your husband if he does the same and come back home with similar excuse?

I did it for a reason so i found it easy to stop when i got the answer, i shouldnt have don't it in the first place, i felt quilty about it and knew it should not happen again so i zero my mind to it. I told myself i could not continue this because its a sin, because i am married to someone else, because afterall i can not always have it with this guys since he is not my husband, because i felt what i enjoy from him i can from my husband if issues are sorted, because its a shameful thing to do.
Did i answer your question

Yes you did but the answer is ridiculous.

it still surprises me that guys still beleive in all these "dating', "were going out" ,"were seeing each other "
crap that women use in their fantasies.
its either ur nacking a chick or not.
who get time for long tory when chicks full town dey find who go play with them.
if u no do bye bye.
no time for stand by generator.
only a mugu will still be a stand by and not know he/she is one

You be correct bush man.

Assasinating Bankole's Character? How so? Aren't you the same who has pointed out that these are allegations, and so we need to make sure they are factual as we do not know this for sure? How can you then claim Keyamo is trying to assasinate Bankole's xter in this? Is Bankole off limits for Keyamo?

Here in Nairaland. Didn't you see your colleagues saying rubbish about the man when he is yet to be indicted over the allegation?. Stop that please because I can claim now that you are stalking me with emails and it wouldn't be pretty if some members here pick on the story to nail you to the wall even when it's false. Do unto others how you will wish them do unto you. Na Jesus talkam some place in the bible.

MC Usman:
The election of Barack Obama as the first African-American US President could pave the way for the election of the first black Pope.
Recent Popes, beginning with John XXIII and Paul VI, had brought priest "from all nations and races" to Rome to take up senior positions in the Vatican,
Who knows the next time cardinals gathered to elect a Pope they could "in their wisdom" choose an African.

Muslims should first of all elect a black Imam in Saudi. Why should christians be the first to take a bold step?. Start from Hausas getting one single international award that is different from embezzling our funds and sniffing gutter .

Jaybaba:
The Catholic Church is a religion that has more behind its name. A pope cannot be Black. There is more to the Roman Catholic Church than meets the eye. Do your research. Read books, you will find out more about this organisation that appears church.
There is no such thing as Pope or need for it in Christendum and so there will never be a black Pope except the Jesuit leader figuratively speaking.

Care to explain what is behind the catholic church that is unseen?. Is it not the same thing people like you said about the white house?. It's like Africans are truly retarded for real. There must be a myterious side to everything. Go to the moon, naaa juju dey there; Go to the white house, naa, they will assasinate me; Go to vatican, naaa there is something behind those walls that can never accept my color; Cast your votes to choose your leader, naaa, what for? they will always rig it etc.

Gamine:
The truth is usually bitter.

The North is so Backward, its Unbelievable

Its even more alarming, that many do not want to step outside

the comfort of their Ignorance.


I'm surprised about this drug case, but i guess the Idle mind is the ,,,,,,,,,,,,

We still gotta say the truth no matter whom it will hurt. The North is like Golgotha and the effect of their backwardness is really hitting the south so much that you pray and wish they will wake up someday and mumuishly break away from Nigeria with their liability. It's a pity that some people here are trying so hard to cover my mouth about the North but the truth must be told. They'd prefer to take it out on the messenger than look at themselves and seek help.

@poster
kaduna children are drinking embalming fluid,can you beat that

Do they need to scream help help before we come to their aid?

ife-eco-06:
Funmi, you and Hausa/Fulani. Wetin den do you. Na wa o. 70% of your posts have reference to Hausa/Fulani

They didn't do me anything except for a few of them that stole Nigeria to rags. I wouldn't call all of them thieves because of that but what I've been complaining about is true na. Shall we keep quiet and watch them wallow in their ignorance, poverty and illiteracy. For a human being created by God to sniff gutter and faeces is way out of the scope of our natural anomalies. Hausa?Fulani are something else and I regret it till this day why we were merged with them in the first place. It's like merging Sudan with England with a strong hope that they can reason together as homo sapiens. Those Northern monkeys need revaluation to determine whether they are humans after all. Imagine where your Kwara state would have been today if not for them.

Ohh, then my Fulani blood did a good job in other department also. Seeing that i graduated with Honors in my High School. I'm in Freshman in College and i got in with few scholarships. Yea, wonder where that came from (I guess my illiterate grandad gave me brains where it mattered(I'm good in math and science) . And guess what, I'm a pre-med major who gets Good grades.

Yea my english grammer sucks (Not new to me; i've been known that and i ain't changing it cause i don't care). Never did like English, i had to learn this language because my mom told me i have to.

Wonder, Did you ever get Honor Rolls in your years in High school and Middle school?
Did you ever take Ap classes in high school?
Where you accepted to take DE courses in College even though you were still a high school student.

For all those questions, I did all 3.

so yeah Both my Igbo and Fulani blood sure gave me brains.

Next insult, cause that one had me cracking up.

_{oto oro o ko ro}.

Goodluck in your premed and please don't go rogue on me again unless you want me to spray pepper in your eyes.

_{mo ma ja gan tele sugbon oi isin moti gba jesu. mo fe sun.}

Glue is even better because Hausas/Fulanis in Nigeria sniff gutter and incinerators to get high.

crazykid:
Don't get me wrong; even if I compete for a girl, it would be for the lust I have for her not love; it would be just to satisfy my physical desire that all.

There's no way I can love a girl whom I know loves another guy; it makes no sense.

Same thing a girl will do to you.

If I didn't leave for about 50% male Hausa passengers, I wouldn't leave for this one either.

you and who will stay? quick, quick i don comot!

Many Arabians are not into that terrorist shit now. If you are afraid of them, why not run when Hausas are traveling for jihad because the crop of terrorists in Nigeria are from the North?

Ifygurl:
No offense but i think your [/b]slow. I don't know how much clearer i can be.

I'll try write it slowly and space it out so it'll be easier to read.

my father decided to call himself by his mother 's tribe instead of his father.


He was born and raised in the south.


He was raised as an Igbo not fulani.


He speaks Igbo and [b] understand Hausa but can't speak it.


He was raised more as an Igbo man not Fulani .


So He decided To go with a tribe he understand more.



So you understand now. Do your brain comprehend the above statement or do you want me to break it down some more.


My grandpa didn't mind so why u dey worry yourself that my father wants to be labeled Igbo, Abi na your own worry.

What about the Edo girl in this site who said one of her parent is Igbo and the other is Edo (yet she rather people call her Edo).

Seriously, I'm starting to doubt your Nigerian. They are a level of stupidity N[b]igerians can go to and you went past that days ago with some of your topics and now your replies in this topic.
[/b]
Wetin concern you with my last name? Let me guess you want to start another useless topic with my last name abi.
Well i'm not going to tell you (You wonder why? Well i don't know you, only meet you online so why in the hell should i give you my name especially someone that might need help (No offense) ).
N-way can't wait for your next reply.

@Bold, Hausa/Fulani outshines them all with grammar, walahi. Just shut up and go back to school

Ifygurl:
There's something called a mistake.

And also, If my father wants to call himself Igbo (He has every right to call himself that), noone in my family is complaining about it. Jeez. I don't even know why i'm wasting my time explaining to you about anything.

Caroline Ekanem and Ramsey Noah fathers weren't Nigerian but Isrealians and Britians and yet they call themselves Nigerians. They decided to adopt their mother's village and tribe as their own (Even though in Nigeria belief, they not even Nigerian).
So my father has EVERY right to call himself IGBO (He was born and raised in the South. The language he grew up speaking was Igbo, not fulani or Hausa). So of course my father associate himself as a Igbo rather than a Fulani (similar to the way i like associating my mother's village as my village even though in Nigeria believes, my father's village is my village).
Yeah, not every one follows that Nigerian believe (And it ain't a goddamn law, nobody is getting locked up for calling themselves something different than what their father was; that shit is a belief).

I'm more Igbo than Fulani (You stupid bitch). My mother is Igbo and my father is igbo and fulani. Hence i'm 75% Igbo and 25% fulani. Therefore I'm more Igbo with a little bit of Fulani blood. Whether you like it or not I'm Igbo (and Ify is short for my real name you slowpoke). Dumb bitch. I was raised as an Igbo girl, was taught how to speak igbo and i know more about Igbo culture than Fulani . And DON'T you dare insult my family ever again. My grandmother isn't a trash. I suggest looking in the mirror, if you want to see what a trash looks like .

P.S: You a sick person, you know that. Always generalizing tufia 4 you ohh.

P.P.S: What disease do my granddad carry? Abi, seeing that he was born in the North but was raised in the South (look at a Yoruba girl tribe calling another person dirty. Abeg make you look in the mirror, you'll definately see dirty).

I don't even know why i'm wasting my breath on her. She calls the North backwards thinkers and yet she thinks like that also.

I never called you a bitch and here you are calling me one.

So what is your last name? Kwankwaso or Odogwu? because i am yet to understand how your father who has a Fulani father turned igbo suddenly.

Joe the Plumber is now the biggest political analyst on fox news

Isn't he a cutie pie?

@ pepperspray

You need help

It's you that needs medication. I am beginning to undertand that most igbo women can sleep with anything. Yoruba women that agree to sleep with Hausa and Fulani men are usually the thrash ones. Imagine dealing with his uncircumcised mojo that harbors bacteria grrrrrrrr, it gives me stomach butterflies and it'll be over my dead body.

You are a Fulani girl, why use Igbo name?. You are not even directly related to igbos.

WTF are you talking about. I said my grandfather was Fulani (Therefore my father's father is Fulani). My father's mother is Igbo (Duhh).
And no, my grandmother's mother and father were Igbo. (Don't make [b]assumation [/b]about my family).
Also don't feel sorry for my family cause unlike you, they taught me not to discriminate on others.

What is assumation?

You said your dad is an igbo/Fulani hybrid but claims igbo which means by patrilineal law which is applicable in Nigeria, his father is Igbo but from your explanation, your dad is actually Fulani. It also means your last name is Fulani and not ify or okoro or okafor, abi?

Heaven helps those who help themselves. Don't think am gonna bust a nerve for you when all you do is sit on your fat behind and sniff gutter.Hausas should lead the crusade by helping themselves first but am sure to wage in on their women that is in bondage and penury. I really feel for those poor creatures.

My grandfather is Fulani (100%).
My father isn't (his half igbo and half fulani), but he sees himself as an Igbo man, not Fulani.

And I'm not even going to argue with you. I'll let the northerners do that for me.
But i do feel sorry for you.

Please feel sorry for yourself and your fathers maternal family(i guess his mother is/was fulani before he married okoro). What was your paternal grandfather thinking? Backwardness is a communicable disease.

You could easily ignored the problem since it had nothing to do one of yours. . . but you didn't because you understood that this isn't just a NORTH problem but a NIGERIA problem and for that, I applaud you.

At this juncture, I'd like to press home the point that this is just a NORTH but a NIGERIA PROBLEM. . .

How many of their problems shall we carry? The south is trouble laden with the North. Leprosy, meningitis, illiteracy, HIV, VVF, drug addiction, violence and many other strange and communicable diseases that are prevalent in the North. If not for the fact that Lord Lugard merged us with those losers, we wouldn't have been in this predicament. Truly, it's our problem and not only a northern problem but the losers do not wish to wake up asap.

Your Fulani grandfather being smart does not change the fact that the region is backward, uneducated and living in abject poverty. 2004 statistics shows they have 11% literacy rate against 60% in the south. I read it on Newswatch. Which other region in Nigeria will massacre people based on what happened somewhere in Europe or over a cartoon in America?. Knowledge is power and am sorry to bust your bubble because your fathers kits and kins are still living in 13th century and they do need help as soon as possible b/c North is a disaster area. I do not hate the hausas or Fulanis, I only hate the gays among them that not only hate their own people but the nation in general.

Do plead with your father to beg his kinsmen to stop sniffing gutter and hit the library. The worst of it all is that some of their mumuish women in purdah still parade themselves here holding their head high about their lackluster attitude towards civilization or is it one of the effects of illiteracy?. Prayers for people from that area will be helpful too. So when NDLEA says they have highest junkies, don't doubt them because 'gutter fumes' which is their drug of choice is readily available in their neighbourhoods at no cost. Two words to Hausa/Fulani youths: GET HELP.

It's only the ignorant fool that thinks that 419 is different from armed robbery. Again, many Nigerians rob banks with rifles in South Africa.

I live in USA now. Where in USA do these Nigerian highway robbers resided [/b]in?

[b]18 most wanted Nigerians in the US!


•Adebowale Shekoni (40) •Abiodun Bakare (37) •Rilwan Ayatonde Soetan (50) •Kenneth Eromosele Abulu (36)

•Olelcita Folayan (41) •Musiliu Balogun (40) •Mutiat Titilola Olubi (51) •Ahiata Folashade Price (46)

•Monsuratu Omoniyi Griggs(43) •Ayodele Soyan (51) •Ahuama Benjamin Okey (50)

•Basiratu Mojisola Bakare-Giles (47) •Adegboyega Olukunle Odedina (36) •Alex Ahmed Ero (51)

•Seye Richard Osinoiki(46)


ARRESTED

. Steve Adedeji •Apampa Olayinka •Olugbemiga Adebisi (a.k.a.) George Banks





They are our compatriots. But they operate in other shores.

Their activities are an embarrassment to all of us.

They indulge in crimes for which all of us should flinch.

Indeed, the United States Secret Service and narcotics agents have dubbed the 18 as some of the most wanted on their list.

A manhunt is on to arrest 15 of them. Already, three others have been arrested by Interpol officers in Lagos.

They are wanted for multi-million dollar bank frauds, identity theft, drug pushing and, in the case of one of them, the rape of an expectant mother.

The Commissioner of Police in charge of Interpol, Mrs Atinuke Koyi confirmed the arrests of three of the suspects.

The United States Secret Service, U.S Drug Enforcement Administration(DEA), United States Marshals Service, the U.S. Postal Inspection Service and the office of the New York State Governor, David Paterson named some of those wanted as Adebowale Shekoni (40), Abiodun Bakare (37), Rilwan Ayatonde Soetan (50), Kenneth Eromosele Abulu (36), Olselcita Folayan (41), Musiliu Balogun (40) and Mutiat Titilola Olubi (51).

The others are: Ahiata Folashade Price (46), Monsuratu Omoniyi Griggs (43), Ayodele Soyan (51), Ahuama Benjamin Okey (50), Basiratu Mojisola Bakare-Giles (47), Adegboyega Olukunle Odedina (36), Alex Ahmed Ero (51) and 46-year-old Seye Richard Osinoiki, who is wanted for the rape of the expectant mother.

Those already arrested are: Steve Adedeji, Apampa Olayinka and Olugbemiga Adebisi (a.k.a.) George Banks).

Reports say that the U.S Federal Bureau of Intelligence(FBI) has also embarked on a joint operation with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Special Fraud Unit (SFU) in Nigeria, to arrest others who may be hiding in the country.

In the US, the dragnet, according to Assistant Director of Criminal Investigations at the FBI, Chip Burrus, involves 56 field offices. He said: “We hope that publicity would help find and bring the fugitives to justice.”

Nigerian Compass learnt that Shekoni, who was residing in Atlanta, Georgia, was indicted for 13 bank frauds, conspiracy, passing counterfeit cheques, interstate travel in aid of racketeering and money laundering conspiracy. His case summary says he entered the United States illegally and had been involved with a counterfeit cheque cashing ring.

Those involved in cheque kitting frauds against multiple banks, which had caused the United States millions of dollars in losses to banks and merchants, usually open business accounts, mostly under gas station identities. They use the bank cheques to float between bank accounts and systematically withdraw money from these accounts prior to the banks awareness that the worthless cheques are either drawn from accounts with insufficient funds or closed accounts.

They also use worthless cheques drawn on the accounts to buy items from wholesale distributors.

The case against Soetan is listed thus: “Aggravated identity theft and fraud.”

The Secret Service, Miami office says: “Rilwan Soetan is a Nigerian national identified as part of an organised group responsible for the compromise of more than 2000 personal credit card reports. Subsequent aggravated identity theft/fraud perpetrated by Soetan and his group have resulted in significant financial losses.”

Bakare, who is wanted for financial crimes, is also accused of using a vehicle to knock down a Federal Officer while escaping arrest.

The case summary states: “This individual is wanted for charges related to financial crimes and assault on a federal officer. Bakare ran an elaborate financial scheme in which he used stolen personal information to open fraudulent credit card accounts.”

Folayan, a DEA- listed fugitive, is accused of Federal drug violations, including alleged conspiracy to distribute heroin in the Northern district of Illinois. His poster warns people not to attempt apprehending him. Rather, people who see him should alert the U.S Marshals Service.

A warning from the Secret Service on the fugitives says: “Do not attempt to apprehend any of these individuals. Contact the Secret Service or local police; or, if overseas, the nearest US Embassy or Consulate if you have information regarding these individuals.”

Federal Agents in the United States say that Musiliu Balogun, who has been on the run for about five years, was behind a drug distribution network, moving as much as 80 per cent of the white heroin coming into the United States from Southeast Asia.

When the ring was smashed, 24 suspects were arrested and over 72 kilogrammes of heroin seized. Balogun and his girlfriend Mutiat Titilola Olubi were identified as leaders of the drug cartel. They were once sighted in Togo and Thailand.

Born on September 5, 1963, in Ibadan, Oyo State, Balogun is believed to be one-metre seventy-six centimeters tall. He weighs 75 kilogrammes, has black hair and brown eyes.

Besides Mutiat Olubi, details of crimes committed by other Nigerian women who appeared on the Most Wanted list were also given.

One Ahiata Folashade Price is wanted for conspiracy to distribute heroin. Monsurat Omoniyi Griggs and Basiratu Bakare-Giles were accused of the same offence in different regions of the United States.

Detectives at the Detroit Division are still searching for Ahuama Benjamin Okey, identified as Fugitive NCIC-W163933955. He is wanted for alleged Federal Drug Violations and conspiracy to distribute heroin at the Eastern district of Michigan.

In the Maryland district, Odedina is wanted for bank fraud. US Postal Inspection Service in Colorado district is looking for Ahmed Ero over mail fraud.

Information at the Atlanta office of the Secret Service Agents shows that a 36-year-old Kenneth Eromosele Abulu is wanted for passing counterfeit currency and using false identification.

The US Secret Service investigative mission is to safeguard the payment and financial systems of the United States. It has been collaborating with Nigerian agencies striving to give the nation a good image.

“When they send specific request to us, we assist in tracking the criminals. But if they're looking for somebody and a formal request is not made, there is nothing we can do,” said Mrs Koyi, the Interpol boss.

She said following specific requests, her men arrested one 50-year-old Olugbemiga Adebisi aka George Banks. According to her, Banks was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos on arrival from China where he had served a one- year jail term for bank fraud.

Detectives even wondered why the fugitive calls himself George Banks, the name of a Pennsylvania mass murderer, who shot 13 people in 1982 in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, five of them his own children.

In the US, the Nigerian George Banks was declared wanted for Access Device Fraud, Aggravated Identity theft, mail theft, social security number violations and other frauds. He allegedly escaped from New Hampshire to China and committed the same offences.

The Chinese authorities, however, got him.“Each time Adebisi commits the crimes, their monitor catches him. Yet, he kept on running from one country to another,” a source told Nigerian Compass.

In China, Adebisi seemed to have found wisdom in the saying “When you're in Rome, do like the Romans.” He bleached his skin and altered his features to look like the Chinese.

The two other persons in Interpol's net are Steve Adedeji and Apampa Olayinka. They were caught when they approached the US Embassy to renew their visas, thinking that the search for them was over.

Interestingly, the Interpol allowed them home on bail after the US Secret Service failed to respond to letters sent by the security outfit. Adedeji and Olayinka now report at the Interpol office at Alagbon every Monday.

The Commissioner of Police (CP), Special Fraud Unit (SFU), Mr Olayinka Balogun told Nigerian Compass that the SFU had been collaborating with international agencies to check the activities of fraudsters.

His words: “Generally, they send scam letters to us and ask us to help track some of these criminals. There are some cases that we are working on right now.”

On his part, EFCC's spokesman, Osita Nwaja admitted the anti-graft agency's collaboration with the American agencies, saying, “We have good working relationship with the major agencies around the world. FBI is one of the backbones of the EFCC, it has trained some of our people. We've worked extremely closely with them. We've had some joint operations in Lagos area and intercepted outbound mails sent by fraudsters with fake cheques and all sorts of documents. We're also working with the German police and the South African Scorpion. They have so much trust in the EFCC because of our achievements in the war against fraudsters over the years
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DavidDylan:
i've always wanted to know how Oshiomole was doing in Edo.

tsk tsk tsk, Botched attempt to become a governor through corrupt bureaucracy. That is Nigeria for you and I wonder why nobody is mentioning women like Dora Akunyili, Akerele, Ngozi iweala okonjo. I also think the only Nigerian that is overall is Brig General Ike Nwachuku rtd who has a yoruba wife, Igbo father and Hausa mother.

shotster50:
Are you kidding me? How come i never hear of the Uk highway robbers even when i live there

A lot of Nigerians use their personal computers as arms to rob people in UK.


Correction: I meant UK and Italy.

In which countries have you witnessed Nigerian high way robbers?

Ivory Coast, South Africa, Uk, Italy, USA etc

His wife has a terrible dress sense. The color combination of her dress is chaotic.

are you planning to kill him?
he is president elect

President elect is different from the president. Until he is sworn in, don't count your eggs yet. There could be irregularities in the election that may soon unfold because there is something fishy about this Obama thuggery.