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Family / Re: Abandon Your Spouse, Go To Jail For Three Years! by Perez99: 10:50pm On Dec 22, 2022
Jennyclay:
The so called "head of family" should come and open this thread and learn something meaningful.
Some men would run away from their responsibilities and leave the financial burden on the woman alone.

Sometimes I really hope FG could sign a law stating broke men should stay far away from marriage/relationships and he would be sentenced to 5 years in jail for breaking the law.
I pray FG should look into this.
I pity any man that will get an inch close to you not to talk of getting married to you.
The last time I checked, women were given two hands and two legs and a brain just like men, abi women dey forbid to make money? You reek of entitlement mentality.

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Romance / Re: What Exactly Do Nigerian Men Bring To The Table Apart From Money? by Perez99: 8:04pm On Dec 02, 2022
Kollins11:
She mounts her pussy on the table, lay on her back and spread the legs. The pussy is the trump card she throws on the table.
Lol

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Perez99: 10:06am On Sep 01, 2022
makeway01:
no b rape na mood, if she dey d mood she no go act like say una never bang b4.

But 9k for rice
Bro, I'm a bachelor. She bought meat, rice and other jollof rice ingredients with the 9k

Na still the rice I chop this morning as breakfast before I go work.

Well, I don quit alcohol now, I'm a changed man.

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Perez99: 8:58am On Sep 01, 2022
makeway01:
9000 naira to cook rice undecided maybe nah wetin make u wan fuk her join to complete the money
Senior man, don't reason like this.

Besides I've sent her money beyond that amount which I have never make any attempt to rape her. I no just understand wetin happen yesterday.

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Perez99: 8:43am On Sep 01, 2022
Ofemmanu1:
Werey knelt down to beg a pvssy?!


Now, your mother is disappointed.

Simps children everwhere.

Indomie has destroy the fabrics of MAN in Naija.


SMH.
So I shouldn't have apologized for my wrong actions? Do you even understand the word simp?

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Crime / Re: I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Perez99: 8:40am On Sep 01, 2022
Romanoff:
I pray my generation of mothers raise our sons to be better.

Zonefree:
Don't blame your actions on innocent alcohol. Your inability to control your gbola led to that not alcohol.
If talk say you remove 5k from that 9k you sent to her for food, and get yourself a paid kpekus, all these nonsense for no happen.
Learn not to revolve your life around one pussyy.
Abeg, I'm not a rapist. I try to avoid any crime that would tag me a rapist or a Murderer.

That name can destroy someone destiny, life ambition & career.

I'm a good guy. I'm not a rapist and I was under the influence of alcohol by my actions.

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Crime / I Almost Rape My Girlfriend, Now She Thinks She's Not Safe With Me. by Perez99: 8:27am On Sep 01, 2022
Happy new month y'all. I'll go straight to the point. Pls I need your advise.

Yesterday evening (6:10pm) when I came back from work, a friend of mine who live down the street invited me over to his birthday party. So I quickly freshened up and I went for the party.

There was enough drinks (alcohol), smoke and goat meat pepper soup. Although I don't smoke. I only drink and it's occasionally.

After taking few green bottles, I know I would be very hungry later, so I pleaded with my girlfriend to help me prepare jollof rice and meat, that I'm at a friend's party. I sent her 9k to prepare the food.

As at 8:45pm she called me she's already at my house with the food. So I left the party and headed home to open the door in order not to keep her waiting. Her house isn't far, it's just #100 Keke or bike down to my place

She sat on the couch playing game on her phone, I don't understand what came over me, I was under the influence of alcohol. Omoh! Alcohol na bastard.

The next thing I did, I started kissing her which she responded, she knew I was drunk, she could smell alcohol all over me, then she persuaded me to go eat my food before it's get cold and go take my bath.

Before I knew it I pushed her on the couch to lie down while I unzip my trouser, she said I should stop that she's not in the mood, I didn't listen to her, she crossed her legs so tight while struggling with me that I should stop that she's on her period yet I didn't listen to her.

I was forcing & trying to open her legs while she crossed her legs so tight struggling with me. I was almost gaining access Until she said "Peter do you realize you're about to rape me? Please stop"

Omoh! The word rape reset my head, the highness cleared off my eyes immediately. Honestly I didn't even know what I was doing. I knelt down and I begin to apologize to her.

She stood up and left immediately. I called to apologize but she didn't pick my calls. This morning she texted me saying "I thought I was safe whenever I'm with you. You scared me so much that I don't know if I could continue this relationship"

This girl is a beautiful, caring and nice girl and our relationship is just 5 months. I really love this girl. I don't want to lose her. She always give me good sex but I don't understand what happened yesterday. Infact I quit alcohol from now henceforth. Shayo na bastard. Please how do I apologize to her.

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Computers / Re: My Windows-10 Failed To Sign Me In by Perez99: 4:57pm On May 18, 2022
Jennyclay:
Tech guys in the house should please help the op out.

It's not all about bragging how you make $5,000 every 2 hours as a tech guy.. Come out and help the op!!

Lalami3232, Kingpin1000, immortalcrown, Kriss216 and Co.. You guys should come out and help the op!!! Abi na yahoo una dey do?

Nonsense!!!
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Use E-mail. by Perez99: 4:38pm On Apr 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:

lol, you mean bedroom job interview/application?!?!?!?
Lol. Which one is bedroom application grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Use E-mail. by Perez99: 4:33pm On Apr 14, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
a graduate with a job who cant send an email?! how did she apply for the job and send all her infos then... via Whatsapp?!?!?

in this day and age, i find this very strange, coming from such person... but the most funny part is that i am sure she is an EXPERT in Facebook/Instagram or socail media stuff etc
I said she's even active on social media. Bro i was shocked too. I guess maybe she submitted her CV direct to her company

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Romance / My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Use E-mail. by Perez99: 4:21pm On Apr 14, 2022
My girlfriend arrived at my place this morning to spend the Easter with me.

She said the transaction she did to her Peggyvest account (120k) hasn't reflected since yesterday.

She told me I should help send a mail to Peggyvest, that she don't know how to send message on Email, Infact she confessed she don't know how to use Email. I was surprised.

My girlfriend is a graduate, who's active on social media but I was so shocked she can't use Email.

Thank God she has a job and I asked her what if her boss asked to send some urgent message through email? She said she will look for someone to help her out na and besides she only get notifications from her bank, Peggyvest and other things she registered with her email, that she don't really operate with mail. blah blah blah..

Well, I taught her how to use it, I taught her how to attach and send files. Infact I was just directing her while she do the operating. The Peggyvest issue has been resolved.

But, I'm just curious. Are there still people who don't know how to use Email especially in this digital era?

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Romance / Re: Guys Please, What Would Be Your Reaction?? by Perez99: 7:07pm On Feb 17, 2022
Na so most of our nairaland feminists nyash be.

STD everywhere!!

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Advice Me On This Issue. by Perez99: 4:58pm On Jan 26, 2022
KiNg0G:


I see nothing wrong in what he said, STAY AWAY FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND.

YOU NOT HER BROTHER.


YOUR JUST A FRIEND


A LINK


JUST LIKE EVERY NORMAL GUYS.

Na TOTO YOU WON FÛCK, seeing how ripe the mosel don develop, u won collect your share.


NA LINK UP YOU BE, CALLING HIN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD BECAUSE OF WOMAN.

SHOWS YOUR INTENTIONS AND HOW PETTY YOU CAN BE.

MY GUY FREE His GIRLFRIEND ALONE.

NOR USE BAD BELLE, SPOIIL LINK UP.... BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS.

if it dey easy to fûck her like you talk, why you nor fûck her all those years

because you nor get liver that time na.

or you were BRO ZONE NIGA


na now your morale don dey high.



mumu boy, won use woman matter scatter friendship.


instead of you to ask of update from that glk niga, na toto matter you dey follow.
I can never date her, I see her as my younger sis, I'm way older than her. Her eldest bro is my age mate and we're good friends. Don't you know the bro code?

How did i spoil my friendship with him? Did you read when I said he was the one that call to threaten me.

Why are you saying I should ask for update from the nigga? Did I tell you i'm not doing well?

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Advice Me On This Issue. by Perez99: 3:40pm On Jan 26, 2022
GoodHardDick:
Oga, you need to understand that the girl is not in love with him, but in love with his money. You even said he has a GLK350. Like seriously, you expect a Nigeria girl to break up with a rich nigga just like that, just because you're his brother whatever?angry

Asking her to break up with him is mission impossible. Nigeria girls are in love with money and E sure me die say that guy Don scatter that girl pussy grin

OP, She has seen money, and you expect her to let it go? You must be joking!! Abeg leave them alone, as long as money and car is involved,, not even you nor her brother can stop that girl from dating the guy.
Do you think the girl is hungry or a broke girl? Her family is doing well.

The brother own a car (camry voltron), I own a car too (Lexus ES) so let's forget about money matter here.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Advice Me On This Issue. by Perez99: 3:27pm On Jan 26, 2022
Darkseidxx:
You wan doke the babe
Talk true grin
The bf is afraid
I swear I can't do that. Even if the girl open legs for me, I go use belt flog her laps make she close am (which I know she can't do it).

The girl is so decent, I'm sure 98% sure she's still a virgin.

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Romance / Nairalanders Please Advice Me On This Issue. by Perez99: 3:20pm On Jan 26, 2022
Good day nairalanders. I'll go straight to the point.

There is this slim brown skin beautiful girl, she is 23 yrs old, she is the only girl and last born out of 3 boys in her family, her eldest brother is my very good friend we graduated together years back. I love the way her parents and brothers raised her, I've known them for over 15 years now, Infact I'm also part of their family. The girl is well mannered, she deserves a good man, she is a fresh graduate who is waiting to be mobilized for nysc.

In a week she can come to my store like 3 times, she is more like a younger sister to me and she see me as her elder brother too, I can't even ask her out because I understand the laws of The Bro Code.

September last year (5 months now), a friend of mine came to my store (I've known him for 4years now) and saw her, he admired her and told me he's interested in her, that I should help him talk to her. he is very responsible, he's also doing well, he ride benz GLK 350.

When she came to my store, I spoke with her, I asked her if she have anyone in her life, she said no, I told her my friend intention, I also discussed it with her elder bro my very good friend, we do hang out very well, we both approved it for her.

So they got to know each other and they started dating october, anytime she come to my store, I must ask her hope no issues and hope both of them are cool. She will smile and say yes. Infact she confirmed he's a good guy. I was so happy inside out because she's like a sister to me.

Fast forward to yesterday, the bastard guy called and texted me that I should cut all communication with his girlfriend, that I should stay away from her bla bla bla.. I was shocked, I was like is this guy mad, look at this dude I helped oo. If I wanted to fvck this babe I would have done it years ago the moment she clocked 16yrs not even 18. So, I screenshot the threat msg and I forwarded it to the girl elder bro, he was also angry when he saw the screenshot.

Now here is the issue: I and the girl elder bro want her to end the relationship but the girl has developed strong feelings for the guy and vice versa. Despite the girl told him I'm like a brother, he is still obsessed about me. Ungrateful idiots everywhere!!

Please advice me.

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 11:58am On Nov 20, 2021
Acidosis:



Just keep his clothes clean and allow him eat well. That's all
for sure. I take care of his laundry, I own a laundry store too. So that's not a problem.

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 11:30am On Nov 20, 2021
Justkatty:
Don't try burning his clothes�
Just leave him, try overlooking before e land you for trouble..
So far he doesn't look shabby,, let him be.
Old age is telling on him, so don't try to stop it...
Your sis should also assist in helping him out, in sorting clothes especially when going out for function BUT that should be done with love and not with force.
I can't burn his clothes. That would be disrespectful. I and my sisters always do our best to make sure he don't feel the absence of our mother and we do that with lots of love. He knows.

My Dad is still healthy, strong and agile

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 8:43am On Nov 20, 2021
Perez99:
I can't do some your advice oh smiley.

Besides my sisters have different sizes and shapes of mirrors at home. Infact they're daddy's girls. They have talked him but He won't listen. His friends have accepted him that way.
Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 8:40am On Nov 20, 2021
padi94:
I have some advice below to help change your father

First advice organise people to beat him up on the road for his poor dress sense or. Pls disregard this advice make you no go kill am. Check out the other advice. grin


Second advice, arrange people to make jest of his clothes, just random People. Or their gossip should get to his ear about a grown man who is well to do dressing and behaving like a village man.


Third advise is get him a mirror and place it where he will see it anytime he is done dressing.


Fourth advice, get your sisters to talk to him, Fathers tend to listen to their daughter more. Especially the one he likes most.


Fifth advice is get his respected friends to talk to him or call him out on why he wears crazy clothes respectfully. He has peers or friends they will surely be able to get through to him.


[right][/right]Bonus advice: find out what his poison is, woman or alcohol... If na woman, arrange one babe for am make the girl dey dress am up. If na alcohol get his drinking buddies to advice him.
I can't do some your advice oh smiley.

Besides my sisters have different sizes of mirrors at home. Infact they're daddy's girls. They have talked him but He won't listen. His friends have accepted him that way.

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 8:27am On Nov 20, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Dear Perez99,


Has anyone come to your house or meet your father outside and mock him for having a poor fashion sense?



Remain Everly Blessed.
I'm sure his friends do. But they're cool with him.

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Family / Re: Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 8:17am On Nov 20, 2021
ItsGoodToBeGood:
I believe he has his reasons as money no be problem.....


Probably trying to stay out of Nigeria insecurity troubles
But atleast, not faded clothes. GOD Knows I've sewed a lot of natives for him. Now I feel he's even wasting my money sad.

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Family / Help!!! How Do I Change My Father's Mode Of Dressing. by Perez99: 8:05am On Nov 20, 2021
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

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