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nicety: amen man.. Ur admission is secured by God's grace.. Dont give up... Me i alredi gave up... I was alredi planing 2 go buy jamb nxt week.. But see how God did it 4 me.. I dint knw any man or woman in uj... I gave up coz of what i was seeing... Lyk sum1 wit lower scores geting admision....and sum1 with a higher score not getting. But chelcy nd perfecter were there encouraging me... Itz just God.. Dnt wory.. Itz well

felicitation bro I'm happy for you..are you on the watsapp group chat,if yes what is the name you are using over there........To the rest of us still trusting God for our admission don't lose hope God isn't done with us yet....i have this friend who i met on Facebook when i went to jos for the post utme,,he reside in abuja so he asked me to help him do the post utme registration together when doing mine,I did......We met the day of the post utme . When the post utme result was realease he scored 24% the guy was devastated he lost hope of getting admitted i told him not to worry God will help him,,,,when the admission list was first release i check i wasn't given admission i also check his because i had his jamb registration no,,he wasn't admitted just five days ago after chating with toyin on the watsapp group chat i decided to go & check the list again...LO & BEHOLD the guy was admitted to study chemistry education... I called him on phone to give him the goodnews,he was so happy,he was just shouting wit joy on the phone,,,so you see guys God has many ways of surprising people with blessings so Godian45 don't lose hope ok.....oya give me a smile.

Fynestboi: Lokoja – The police in Kogi have arrested a 13-year-old boy, Yinusa Halilu, for allegedly killing his friend and classmate, Mustapha Kazeem, 12, over a damaged earpiece.

ACP Austin Evakhabokun, the Acting Commissioner of Police in Kogi, made this known to journalists on Monday in Lokoja.


Evakhabokun said that Kazeem became furious and rushed into the house, brought out a sharp cutlass and inflicted cuts on the suspect’s head.

He said that the suspect reportedly rushed to a nearby restaurant with his machete cuts and picked a sharp knife, with which he stabbed the deceased in the chest, leading to his death.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/boy13-kills-classmate-damaged-earphone/

whoa....! I still find it hard to belive that such violence act were carried out by boys(kids) of age 12&13 respectively....At age 13 i was so
innocent i couldn't even hurt a fly.

Even at 2o i still can't imagine myself doing such...no metter the level of annoyance...God help us.

charleymed: Lord have mercy!!! Even this one wants to go to school.
WTF.

what do u mean by that?

[quote author=OJABS_]TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how
are u
today? Mary: Am fine
dear, I ve
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this
afternoon. Sarah: Ok my
dear; it will be
a great pleasure to have
you. I
will be expecting you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL
Mary: Am going to visit
that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is
coming
here again, she thinks I
will
buy her drinks with my
money again, she must
be
joking. TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey?
How
ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur
ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool.
How
far, U dey house?I dey
come
charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala,
bring money come make
we drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later
now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL John: That Francis
can be
funny at times but
always
great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a
reliable
friend. LESSON: Girls are
always nice
to each other but they
never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean
and
rude but they will
always
have each others back.
TRUE or
FALSE?[/quote]hahahahaha that's true,,,,,,,thanks for the joke atleast it will help ease the tension building up here.

[quote author=OJABS_]TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how
are u
today? Mary: Am fine
dear, I ve
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this
afternoon. Sarah: Ok my
dear; it will be
a great pleasure to have
you. I
will be expecting you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL
Mary: Am going to visit
that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is
coming
here again, she thinks I
will
buy her drinks with my
money again, she must
be
joking. TELEPHONE
CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey?
How
ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur
ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool.
How
far, U dey house?I dey
come
charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala,
bring money come make
we drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later
now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE
CALL John: That Francis
can be
funny at times but
always
great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a
reliable
friend. LESSON: Girls are
always nice
to each other but they
never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean
and
rude but they will
always
have each others back.
TRUE or
FALSE?[/quote]hahahahaha that's true,,,,,,,thanks for the joke atleast it will help ease the tension building up here.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Which Isa Yuguda are you talking about? I know him in and out! Forget about the crocodile's tears he normally shed to scam the gullible in thinking he's sincere.

MU'AZU brought in 3 world class and renown companies Buildings,Cachez and Julius Barger to the state and turned the whole place into one giant construction site. This scam came in and defiled everywhere. If you think am one those hating him because he changed party from ANPP to PDP, then why am praising Adamu MU'AZU? Is MU'AZU not a PDP member?

YUGUDU IS BIG BIG FRAUD! Was he not the same man that sacked a civil servant that questioned the flagrant display of wealth admist of abject poverty during his son wedding(Hashim Isa Yuguda)?[/quote]Are you from bauchi state?

mine was in 2o12, when i was writting waec ,we had biology that day so as usual we all kept our bags & books outside the exam hall... So i smartly kept my phone &my digital camera inside my school bag& went in for the exam.
After the exam no body was allowed to go outside the hall untill everybody is done writting,,so we all went out of the hall together i ran to pick my bag only to discover that my phone & digital camera had grown wings & flew,,,i wasn't my self for days infact the lost affected my Performance in the rest of the exam,,,,,well i got over it after some week when i finally had a new phone,i still kinda miss the digital camera...but up till today how my phone & camera was stolen is still a misery me.

Element G: Lol! Reminds me of when i got duped at ikorodu garage.. Was going to school with a friend of mine.. i was supposed to wait for dis guy at garage.. He juz came back from the US, well lets say he's from the US cos it was his first time of coming to nigeria...

I was waiting for him when dis crazy dude walked up to me... his mouth was oozing of cigarette... (Bleep I WASNT THINKING!!!).. He walked up to me holding a nokia n72 (This was a time when symbian phones were rocking in the market!)... and i was using a nokia 6085 (i miss dat fone eh)..

He told me he was going to "Lagos" for business and he ran outta cash, so he decided to sell his fone to get money... I swear i wasnt thinking and considering factors.. the way he was dressed roughly, plus d cigarette smell oozing from his mouth.. All my concentration was on the nokia n72... cos it was dis fone dat was soo soo expensive and dis guy was offering me the fone for 10000 naira!!!.. chai.. see awoof!

I told him i didnt have up to 10k with me and was juz with 4k and my nokia 6085... The dude agreed to collect d 4k and my fone to give me the nokia n72... (ANODA FUCKUP OF MINE!!!) i wasnt thinking again!!!.. HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE STRANDED AND NEEDS CASH OF ABOUT 10K TO TRANSPORT HIM STILL AGREE TO NEGOTIATE DOWN TO 4K AND COLLECT A NON CASH ITEM i.e my fone!!!...

KAI.. I MUMU MYSELF EHN!!!

He switched on the fone oo, it worked, i even used it to call dat friend of mine to hurry up cos we were getting late for classes...
Finally when dis guy came, i told him about the fone and d cheap price i was getting it..
My american pal was juz speaking grammar.. mehn, see guy, dnt dull urself... u only get to see good fones at cheap prices once in a life time..
I told my pal to chill and dat it could be a fraud ish we were falling into... But dis my US padi wont hear ooo, he was juz rappin and was like... element, dont miss dis chance, dis fone rocks... its soo popular and expensive in the states...
DO YOU KNOW THE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY ON IT!! DO YOU KNOW THE APPS YOU CAN RUN ON IT!!! GUESS WHAT!! I EVEN HEARD IT HAS SATELLITE CONTROL!!! LWKMD.. CHAI I BE MUMU EHN

Me sef was already imagining and hoping...
Well the battery of this nokia n72 was low, so it soon died when we were transacting...
The dude gave me d fone, i removed my sim from my own fone and gave my fone to him...
I didnt agree to give him my battery along but forgot to remove my battery when my US pal was rushing me... All he was telling me was.. guy dont dull, that fone may be stolen, lets quickly get a bike to get outta here..

He rushed me on a bike and as we were about leaving, i remembered my battery, i looked around to see if i could get the guy..but he was fast gone!!
hmm i started suspecting.. but i didnt feel much tension cos the way dis my guy was hyping me.. he was like... mehn u are damn lucky!! NOKIA N72... LOL!!

When we got to skul, i got down, i tried switchin on d fone but it wasnt coming on.. those who know dis nokia would know that its power button is on the top of the fone.. i bought a lucky pen biro with a tiny mouth so i could use to press d fone... i tried and tried... fone didnt on ooo!!! LOL.. i told my US pal, he was like.. dont worry, shey d fone was dead anyway...

Then i shaked the fone, noticed dat something was moving in it.. which was unusual.. And it felt kinda lighter...LOL!!
I told my pal, he was like..guy dont you know nokia n72 is very light ni... that fone was designed specially!! (CHAI DIS BOY WAS D DEVIL DAT KILLED ME DAT DAY!!! LOL)

We got to class... luckily, there was light in skul... as we entered.. my US pal was already announcin... Yo everyone listen up, my pal juz got a nokia n72..
Every1 was like wow!!!

Okay oo.. lets see the fone... i plugged it and wanted to charge..
1min.. light never show
2min.. light never show
10min.. light never show

Okay, let us open fone ooo to check battery... LWKMD!!!.. YOU NEED TO SEE TEST OF POWER...
We were passing the fone round to see who could force open it... lol

Sumthing was juz telling me that i don chop am jare..
Next thing i said, "break it"
My US pal was like... WHAT?

I JUST SAID IT SIMPLY AGAIN, SEE GUYS... BREAK THE FONE!!!

When they broke it... LMAO.. Lo and Behold!! We were looking at the latest soccer fixtures, premier ship table was staring at us...
And a mirror was in it, which helped us know how much we opened our mouths in awe...LOL!!!!!!

MY US PAL... ROTLMAO... HE FAINTED!!!!

Omo US wey never see d level of packaging wey naija peepz fit do...
Forget oo, Aba boys package pass blackberry, infact pass sony sef!!!

DATS MY OWN CRAZY EXPERIENCE JARE!!!

Are you guys kiding me? 65likes for this boring comment.

I belive.

iamswizz: This Girl Fine Die

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First and foremost, I would like to thank God for his never-ending grace, mercy, and provision during what ended up being one of the toughest times of my life. struggling for this position amongst 'more than a million' members and achieving the top spot is a dream come true.

To be considered the first to comment on this great thread is a great honor and a privilege, so thank you Nairaland.

Next, I would like to thank my brilliant and truly outstanding African Grey Parrot, I call her Foxy (her nickname is Osewan (there is a difference between seun's own ooo ), whose vision and unending talks steered this project from day one. And to my amazing pet Wolf (His name's bullock) thanks for keeping me company, while i embarked on this great task. It was always a pleasure visiting Nairaland every day with such lovely and engaging people. I know I owe you some apologies for taking your spots, but please find it somewhere in your hearts to forgive me, i mean it

To my fellow Nairalanders, I really thought it was going to be one of you. Before I went to bed last night, I said to myself, “it is either i make the top comment today or never, i just shook my head and laughed, probably because i believed in myself.

Last and definitely not least, to my astoundingly supportive family, there would be no Grace Cruz without any of you. Mom and Dad, thank you for always believing in me and for driving me to all those Computer (Typing) rehearsals when I was a kid. To amaka, my darling Wife, my most stalwart supporter and knight, your faith in me is what propels me to continue this work. I love you.

For those who have touched my life in any way since I started in this quest of becoming the first to comment, you all know who you are, and I am truly grateful for all you have done.

Moral of this speech: believe in yourself and you would achieve great things, i mean it, GREAT THINGS!!!

like are you for real?

Beautiful women,,,,,, kate always looking good.

The promise of God in Malachi 3:1o .

Ladiva49: nxt 2 weeks? Thats 3far nw!

yeah right dear,i pray ASUU call off the Strike before then.

Hi guys a very good evening to you all....please can somebody send me the link to check unijos 2o13 post utme result please is urgent thanks.

Chelcy10: Anyway, all hope not yet lost, I strongly believe I shall get this admission. During the post-ume, I 4got my towel in one of the rooms of a frnd who accommodated me, I know it wasn't just a mistake, that towel I know and trust in God I will use in my 100 level in Unijos (Medicine & Surgery) in Jesus name. AMEN![/color]

Amen bro i love that.

Federal Government college sokoto. (Fegoland)

NiceHans: FEGOLAND! FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE SOKOTO STATE , A school with a difference

yeah right bro i rep fegoland f.g.c.s...what year?

OneNigeria44: Guys i have a problem o. i applied for medicine and surgery. my name was not on the first list but this afternoon i checked the site and i was given plant science and technology. what do i do now guys

Accept it dude then latter apply for change of course.

Ruthia: My admission is 99.9% sure, weda devil likes it or not! God has place my :............ @ d top

i love ur faith dear.

Whoa! Lovely site buchi state is really developing i can't wait to vesite.

[quote author=O.T.I.S]oh yes!! that is what he has been known for, taking credit for the work of medical scientists/surgeons who devote their life time in medical research and practice. unfortunately he (god) has not been great enough to stop sicknesses/diseases in the world.[/quote]have you been drinking?

Andrewakor: I have checked my post ume result and i score 76%.my jamb score is 231.from benue state and i apply law

thats a great score.

Ladiva49: i lov dat jor! Natn is imposible wit God

yeah right dear.

ferdimako: Hahaha with 28 PUTME and 181 UTME?

oops! whose jamb and post utme score is that?? Urs i guess.

Godian45: no adding aspirant on watapp now will just kill this thread let just wait till wen all d list have been released or possibly during reg or after reg.pls

well the group chat had already been created and the last time i checked it's making so much sense Why not go see for urself.

Whoa! This is good news.

Usbeel: See this thing! Boko haram na 4 Borno, Yobe, Adamawa or sometimes kano, not Bauchi any more! And u think say ur oil is the real source of our income, man Agriculture and mineral resources!

pls help me tell him.