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Literature › Re: Diary Of the 3 Crazy Friends( A short story). by Perfecter4real(op): 9:23pm On Oct 16, 2016

That moment when you're bored and nothing seems to interest you And so I decided to take a walk down memory lane...those days when men were boys lol
Hey diary today I wanna tell you are story about three (3) silly friends .Emmanuel,Hamzah and my humble self Abel. We were young and anxious to know what sex felt like you know that feeling don't you? It's typically of every growing teenager especially amongst the guys. You won't blame us would you? When we live in a society were sex have become the order of the day,you see it in movies, you read it in books. So it was only normal to want to react to what you constantly see and hear of.
We were all students at a Federal government College somewhere in the country. The urge for sex was really strong and neither of us had a girl friend, so having sex with them was out of the question. We considered many options one of which was going to have sex with harlots
*frowns* damhn! that was how bad it was. We weren't all that ignorant we were fully aware of the dangers involved, but those youthful feelings overruled our sense of reasoning and we threw caution to the wind.
'Wake up!,' "Abel." Wake up make we go town." Emmanuel interrupted my peaceful sleep.
"Guy wetin?"
"You wan go town?"
"You get mind, you fit jump fence?"
"Abeg leave me joor make I sleep." 'Mummys pet like you ,' I laugh it off and returned back to sleep. Few hours into my sleep some annoying prefect came asking everybody to leave the hostel and move to d school hall known as 'Davis Hall,' the hall was named after the first principal of the college Mr P.h Davis a white man from England.
Like a drunk man a staggered to the school hall. The all was filled with students bubbling with excitement. Ofcos it was a Saturday night in school, and Saturdays night are set aside for social activities. So we all love Saturdays.
The 'Pick' and 'Act.' Was ongoing on my arrival. A boy and a girl were called up stage and the boy was asked to removed three (3) things from the girl body. 'What a lucky guy he was,' I said to myself,if I was in his shoes, I sure know the three things to remove. I said with that devilish smile on my face.
I had little interest for the activities going on up stage, I was worried about my two friends Emmanuel and Hamzah for they were no where in sight. I walk round the hall in search of them but couldn't find them. I was more worried about them.
Having search the four corners of the hall and still no trace of them, it became obvious that those two were not in school,and if they are not in school where else would they be? TOWN. I murmured a short prayer .
"god please keep them save,And bring them back in one piece."
After the social activities came to an end, I walked back to the hostel in the company of other hostel mates of mine. On getting to the hostel I heard a familiar voice calling behind me. It was Hamzah. ''Abel,'' how fa? He said giving me a rap of Suya,he had that smile on his face and yes I know that smile, that smile is mostly associated with mischief. Still trying to figure out what he was up to, someone grab me by my hand. it was Emmanuel
"Abel!"
"Come with me let's go get pure water before entering the hostel." He said. Leading me to where we were to buy the water. "Take," he said. Giving me a 5Alive juice. He also had that annoying smile on his face. I frown at him.
"Guy what are you not telling me?" I asked him.
"Nothing o."
"Nothing I no dey hide anything from you." He said amidst laughter.
"EMMANUEL." I called out to him but this time I had this serious look on my face. He then pull me closer to him and whispered into my ears "Abel,'' 'your best friend hamzah just lost his virginity.' He said and laughed some More. I couldn't help but wonder if Virginity is now a pen something you can just lose at will something so easy to lose, but I wasn't as naive as I sound I got the message it was crystal clear .........they just had sex.

Literature › Diary Of the 3 Crazy Friends( A short story). by Perfecter4real(op): 9:16pm On Oct 16, 2016*

This story was inspired by experience growing up as a teenager, 60% of this story is base on true life event and 40% is a work of fiction based on the authors creative imaginations...names of the characters on this story are actual people living up to this very day..though some of d roles they played were edited
All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced electronically or printed without the author permission.
Shout out to Chister and the rock.

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Literature › Re: BAD INFLUENCE A story. by Perfecter4real(op): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2016

Perfecter4real:
I bow my head on my desk and said a little prayer when i heard ''Good morning ma." I raised my head up only to behold a fair gorgeous lady standing in front of the class, Her tight jean trousers brought out her figure eight shape. She had that kind of hips that would make Omotola and Mercy Johnson jealous.

"Good morning class," "I am miss fiaona,from cross river state and am going to be your new social studies teacher.,"

" I believe as time goes on i will get to know you all." bla bla bla she went on after the long introduction and after giving us her rules and regulations what she call her ten commandment she turn to the board and wrote "DEFINITION OF SOCIAL STUDIES."

"class who can define social studies?" various hands were raised "you,stand up," "and define social studies." she said. pointing to a girl at the third role of the class, "Before you answer tell the class your name," "I am Judith Solomon, social studies can be define as the study of man and his physical and social environment."

"so na definition of social studies this fine woman come class come dey teach us abi? social study definition wey me don already know since from my primary one nawa too," i said to myself.

The clapping hands of the class brought me back to reality and i immediately joined them in clapping for Judith.

Judith was a dark in complexion beautiful girl she had the kind of teeth most Nigerians call Open teeth and it also added to her beauty especially when she smiled .

Miss fiaona after teaching for about 35minutes stylishly catwalk out of the class. "Oh mehn see Nyash!" " Dis kind nyash go sweet oo." a boy seated opposite me shouted as miss fiaona left the class the boy i learnt was call '' Oga Sir'' by almost everybody i name i still wonder why he was call that till today............to be continued.

Nairaland General › Re: Python Killed By A 20-Year-Old Boy In Abia State (photos) by Perfecter4real(m): 8:48am On Mar 01, 2016

AdonaiRoofing:
This. is Eke and it's harmless. We worship it in my village

really? where are you from?

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband, Prince Odi, Shows Off Swag In New Photos by Perfecter4real(m): 1:27pm On Jan 26, 2016

Shinelle:
some people will come and say he's ugly now...

you just said it.

Family › Re: Is It Ideal Having Another Elaborate Wedding After A Wife/Husband Is Dead? by Perfecter4real(m): 12:44pm On Jan 20, 2016

irunooboo:
wedding is not the issue here but the sexual power of the man especially in marriage. if a man cannot last minimum of 50mins on the 1st round, such marriage is useless. secondly the man must possess a big dick so he's wife will have no reason to cheat on him later in life

cheap attention seeker....you now have it are u happy?

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Literature › Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Perfecter4real(m): 11:27am On Jan 20, 2016

D9ty7:
Have you seen another version of d9ty7? A d9ty7 writing something different from crime and killings.
Check out 'THE THOMAS' via this link; https://www.nairaland.com/1918531/thomas-family.
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To those following the story already, I have dropped today's update.

hello d9ty7 i started reading this story 3days ago and this your story am reading and must confess it's an interesting story filled with suspense...am i notice that as soon i got to page 78 i stop seeing ur updates am in page 90 now still no updates all i see are comments wat happen were d post hidden or something? really i'll b disappointed if i dont get to finish this story and at d moment am not d only person viewing this posy about 3 other people are and also too guest am sure they will also b very disappointed....waiting for ur reply in anticipation

Literature › Re: Why You Shouldn't Wait To Be Inspired Before Writing by Perfecter4real(m): 8:10am On Jan 18, 2016

wow! thanks for this post, have learnt alot from it.

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Literature › Re: Deceitful Couple by Perfecter4real(m): 8:06am On Jan 18, 2016

kingphilip:
no my Tiff is here

Quite an age ma'am Happy new year in arrears

my guy longest time

Health › Re: 10 Freaky Diseases You Wont Believe Really Exist Viewers Discretion Advised by Perfecter4real(m): 8:04am On Jan 18, 2016

my guy longest time how have you been?

Literature › Re: Deceitful Couple by Perfecter4real(m): 8:02am On Jan 18, 2016

hello tiffany. great stories i most confess..have been a quiet reader right from d days of reluctant bride before the attack on nairaland. i recently stumbled upon a man to call her own never knew there was a continuation for relutant bride..am trying to read the deceitful couple but the only update i could find was the chapter one on page3 am im page 15 now still i can't see any update and from the comments from other readers it seems you've been posting but i can't see anything was the updates removed? i don't know if am the only person with this problem.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got My Dream Job On Nairaland Please Help by Perfecter4real(m): 7:58pm On Jan 15, 2016

dammyconcept:
My fellow nairalnder, I will be happy if you can help me thank God. I am a good nairalander and people called me Nairaland addict.
Im a graduate finished serving my fatherland last year. I am a professional Photographer also then I said if I cannot be employed as an accountant then let me apply for the post of Photography.
Everyday I open Nairaland and see people thanking God that they are now employed I do join them praise God and I know my day of testimony will soon come.
I don't have any forum than Nairaland as my job search engine because I know I will soon share my own testimony. Last year I saw a post on photography so I quickly forwarded my mail. A week later, I was called for an interview and we were told that they will get back to us.
I was called for second interview and we were told that anybody that did not receive text within three days should considered not qualified.
To the glory of God, I received mail that the last interview will be a chat with the MD so below is the short chat with the owner of the company.

Dammy: Good morning mir,
MD: so you are ........Dammy and you applied as a photographer
Dammy: Yes you are right mir
MD: I am not going to employ you...........
( come and see me I wanted to faint)
MD: I mean I'm not going to employ you as a photographer but you will be my accountant so follow me I will show you your personal Office.

for those that are still hoping that God will give them a good job, I pray your own time will soon come
pls if you know you can help me with accommodation around MAGODO PHASE 2 pls mail me . dammylaray@gmail. com

Congrat bro...may the good lord that did this for you also give me a good job immediately after graduation amen.

Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Joke Silva And Her Look Alike 'daughter' by Perfecter4real(m): 10:58am On Jan 06, 2016

Mekybliss:
She and the husband Don dey resemble sef.

That's one of the blessings of marriage my dear...when married couples live together for years they tend to look more like siblings...look at couples around u who have been married for more than 20years you'll understand what am talking about.

Education › Re: How To Improve Your GPA And Stay Focused On Your Education Each Semester by Perfecter4real(m): 12:15am On Dec 16, 2015

to think I wasted my time reading this post.

Family › Re: Help Me... My Mum Is Making Me Depressed. by Perfecter4real(m): 9:28am On Dec 11, 2015

nairalander2015:
Good day nairaland.
As I write this... I am depressed, simply depressed.. If suicide led to heaven mayb i would have been a victim.
Truly itz nt everyone who smiles that is happy.
MY story
I was born into a deeper life family 20yrs ago.. And I can say i regret being born into deeper life.. I would ave preferred been converted there than being born there.
My travails started in secondary school.. Wen i failed to attend a fellowship, my mum talked harshly, slapped me an said i was a dishes disgrace.. Just because i failed to attend a school fellowship.. And I knew that I wasn't a bad kid.. Jes the gentle type.. Since then it has been bad... When others celebrate their mum.. I can't.. I am as far from my parents as anything.. Jes because they are deeperlifers.. I can't seat comfortably with my parents.. Cos of principles. Next was the battle concerning trousers.. She woke me up one black night with a thundering slap over a slim trouser.. Imagine dat was @16.. I cried and cried dat day.. Dat God made a mistake borning me in deeper life... Jes because i walked with a girl.. She banned me from going out..
Even at a young age... Threatened me that she"ll disown me if I marry a lady who wears wigs, trousers.. Omg.. Now.. I am in the university.. I never want to go home. I hate home.. I am depressed.. So so depressed.. My dad didn't send me any cash for a month cos a friend told him I failed to attend a midweek service.. Imagine.. Yet i am not rebellious. I know fellow guys like me who had big problems with their children but they were rebellious.. But i am not
I feel depressed writing this.. Spirituality without love is a disaster.. Aw i wish i wasn't born to a deeper life's family.. Itz a curse.. I am tired.. Itz threat all the time. I am not close to my parents.. Imagine.. Seems i should just die.. I now see my mum as a enemy.. Anytime i see her i am sad.. Talks too much about simple things in a bad manner quoting Bible over needless things.. Watching ball outside is a sin.. Visiting friends is a nono.. Cos they are highly placed in the church.. Yet no one to share my burdens with.. So sad... Yet they think i am happy..i know many out there experience something similar but are helples.. Oh God have mercy on me.. Itz calamitous to be the child of a fanatic especially if you don't wanna be a fanatic also.... Advice pls.. What can I do? So so depressed.. Feel like dieing to be reborn elsewhere

I feel your pain bro and i think i can relate with that but my mom wasn't that lol bro my advice for u is to play along with them i know it would be difficult but you've got to do it to keep the allowance coming from ur parents when you are done with school and you are a man of ur own then u can rebel against your parents even if they decide to disowned u i mean by then u can handle it ok but for now just play along try and make ur parents happy cos it wont be easy if ur parents decide to cut u off i know how far religious fanatic can go they can even kick their only child out of the house thinking they are doing it for GOD its terrible

Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Fourth Edition Chatroom by Perfecter4real(m): 5:35am On Dec 10, 2015

obiZEAL:
Noskyboy, beautiful80 and perfecter4real I suggest we form a group on whatsapp to discuss the way forward.
I also nominate Noskyboy for group leader and perfecter4real as assistant.
...no time

yea that's a good idea 08108103886

Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Third Edition Participation Thread... by Perfecter4real(m): 7:41pm On Dec 06, 2015

Name: Perfecter
School: University of Jos
course: English education
email: Abelpeter93@gmail.com

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Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Stuns In Graphic Print Dress by Perfecter4real(m): 6:44pm On Dec 06, 2015

JustCare:
Does this lady hate marriage... She's tending to menopause Na wa for her choice oo.

Unlike African Ladies

She was once married just that she is divorced now.

Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Third Edition Participation Thread... by Perfecter4real(m): 6:32pm On Dec 06, 2015

obiZEAL:
we are right here...hope U've registered

No bro I've not been busy lately don't think have the time...will just join the supporters club

Education › Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate Third Edition Participation Thread... by Perfecter4real(m): 8:36am On Dec 05, 2015

Where are the jossites? I rep university of jos.

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia Shares Beautiful And Sexy Photos Of Herself by Perfecter4real(m): 11:15pm On Sep 21, 2015

johnydon22:
Aaaaaah indomie generation. . . . This shows you just started watching Ini edo type of nollywood of yesterday.

You did not watch the award winning movie Vuga. . .starring Gentle Jack and Regina Askia. . .Aaaaah you na 2000s pikin oo.

Like the poster above said "Bros me anytime you want to quote me "

Oh that movie Vuga I so much love that movie I remembered watching it as a child I was 7 to 8 years old then....wish such movies are still available for sale

Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu & Wife Meet British Royal Family, Usain Bolt, Angelina Jolie (Pics) by Perfecter4real(m): 10:32pm On Sep 03, 2015

Mckandre:
is that really Princess Diana at the sixth pics? or has my eyes gone gaga

the pics aint real they are status...jealous agwu and his wife visited a museum where status of...read the last paragraph of d post

Politics › Re: Electricity Usage Status For The Month Of August -share Your Experience by Perfecter4real(m): 11:01pm On Aug 31, 2015

Hmmm the light situation in Ogoja local govt of cross river state the light situation is pathetic infact the whole town have been in total darkness for one week even when d light is restored it doesn't last up to an hour before it goes off so sad smh.

Literature › Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by Perfecter4real(m): 11:18am On Aug 29, 2015

This is beautiful I lack the adjectives to use to qualify this story but girl you're good.this is your second story am reading false pretense was a blast good to have u back...waiting in anticipation for the next update.

Run to cast my vote.

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Literature › Re: Reincarnation by Perfecter4real(m): 10:11am On Aug 24, 2015

frank317:
contact me for a purchase of an e copy or go to www.mobilebookshelf to subscribe

you getting it all wrong. This is not d right way to go about it..don't start posting a story u know you won't complete only to ask readers to follow some procedures to get the full story by doing so you loose lots of fans and readers you did the same thing last year with this story and you repeating d same thing again haven't u notice that ur fan base have reduce over the years...I mean with all d good stories and writers online this strategy won't work try something else.

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Politics › Re: Prince Charles And Princess Diana In Nigeria (memories, Stories And Pictures) by Perfecter4real(m): 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2015

beautiful pictures. Rest in peace princess Diana.

Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University In Pictures by Perfecter4real(m): 10:54am On Jun 29, 2015

[quote author=Perfecter4real post=35277314]you call this beautiful? come to unijos and see real structures wink.

Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University In Pictures by Perfecter4real(m): 10:51am On Jun 29, 2015

you call this beautiful? come to unijos and see real structures :Dyou call this beautiful? come to unijos and see real structures

Romance › Re: Ladies! Will You Allow Your Man Do This On Your Wedding Day? by Perfecter4real(m): 11:28pm On May 06, 2015

Donbabaj:
They use their teeth abi! mumu!

you're the fool here(mumu) ofcos most men use their teeth its more romantic that way... wise up dude...watch Beyonce's best thing I've ever had video for a better understanding and thank me later

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Davido Acquires New Customized Gold And Diamond Encrusted Neckpiece by Perfecter4real(m): 11:29pm On Apr 29, 2015

DahtzFestjayz:
See that Ugly fellow. Smh. FTC

You called davido ugly? but looking at your picture dude you're d true definition of ugly.

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