₦airaland Forum

martineverest:
na now u know.....knew dat like 5 yes ago

. Na now i know oooo. Do i follow Nigerian celebrities sef, sofa dem dey knack jam that's all I know .

So he's an Esan guy sef .oga remove that tatoo esan guys dey vex and hustle oo .

This guy sef na wa for u ooo, didn't you say she cleaned your room when you left for work, what if she threw the condoms away. I mean sorry to say but you ain't thinking straight. And you straffed her ooo . Please don't ask her except you don't take her seriously I mean the most expensive condom sef is just about 2€ if am right. Go buy another one jooor and leave the girl alone

Nigeria would never get better with all these greedy politicians, and i see some people on here supporting these sets of politicians all the way, can you imagine former governors wanting to rule the state again, what did they forget in the government house? Then see former senators and house of reps members they are also vying for the seat to become a governor. Does this mean that there is no other credible and eligible person who have not held any political office before to at least be given a chance. I weep for this country called Nigeria where i came from. These are political greedy people. Most greedy person in this race is Fayemi. He's holding a position of a minister but just because he's not getting enough money to steal I won't use the word loot. Cos that would be a kind of respect to him. Because he's not getting enough money to steal from the ministry of mines and steel, he wants to become a governor again . Get your visas folks leave that shithole.

GODPUNISHUNA:
oh you again Dude why do you like me like this

The word like or love does not exist in our dictionary here too. All that exist in our dictionary here is food, hustle, sex, money and fast cars. not forgetting GOD almighty that gives us power to work and make the wealth

GODPUNISHUNA:
Sorry to see another brother get sad over a lady,but I am happy your eyes are now open.

Growing up my elder brother always warned me never to give my all to women. He said I should put them on my shoulders and not on the heart. Cause once anything happens you can easily brush them off your shoulders but very difficult to do the same if on the heart

Shut tha Bleep up man you've never had a girlfriend for once , You are still a virgin do you know how a woman's body looks like small boy hahahaha.

GODPUNISHUNA:
You ready to call a truce?

. ........... The word "Truce" does not exist in our dictionary here in the main world .

GODPUNISHUNA:
Okay I see you're getting all emotional like a bitch

I really hit a nerve. Go cry home to mummy with your lonely miserable life. You just exposed to the world the fool you are. Wasted sperm that would have been better thrown on the floor

Your posts show you've been hurt badly by girls in the past and even presently cause you're lily livered and a gullible slowpoke everyone can take for a ride. Your brain (that's if you even have one) is filled with toilet paper

Mr Stingen

Olodo

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GODPUNISHUNA:
We can go at this all day dude. Today is a public holiday and work free for me. I'm ready to bury your sorry ass.

Stay tha fvck off my mentions in future. You this rat

. Shut the Bleep up you idiot, trying to claim you have a job, shut your dirty mouth do you have a job? you are Jobless okay. Trying to claim he has a job. Niggi you are Jobless and that's the truth .

GODPUNISHUNA:
Perfectnumber6 indeed Can't communicate properly, writing skills zero, speaking skills zero, brainpower zero

Will to live zero

Omo there's nothing left for you anymore. Just kill yourself quickly, you will be doing the world a whole lot of good that way. Mofo

. Time to get to work boy. Tell your mama to give you food if you still have one okay. Can't call you a lazy youth cos you ain't a youth yet. So I would call you a Jobless and a lazy teenager. Fous le camp ici idiot.

GODPUNISHUNA:
You keep showing the world how useless you are. You can't take a simple correction. It's no wonder you dropped out of school and you presently have nothing to live for. Illiterate.

I will do you a favour and buy some thick ropes so you hang yourself with it. Dimwit

. Hahahaha you will die in that shithole most probably idiot

GODPUNISHUNA:
Kill yourself first with your terrible english. Olodo

. Hahaha slowpoke like you living a wasted life. People like don't have any reason to live cos you are a minus to your family and to the entire world at large. So i am telling you again kill yourself ��

GODPUNISHUNA:
Learn to take correction positively. Your english language skills is zero.

Go and kill yourself

GODPUNISHUNA:
What is stingen? Or you mean stingy

Na wah. Sometimes it's better to just use pidgin English, at least everyone understands that better

. Thanks professor of English , But hope this your I too know English have gotten you a nice house of your own and a car too with a good account balance oo, If not just keep quiet and stop trying to correct people online when you rightly know that it might be a typographical error. Thanks

Guys how do you deal with stingen gf that would always find it difficult to send you even 100 naira airtime or even buy you anything from her own free will?

Toks2008:
Exactly my point...

I was listening to one relationship expert yesterday with my wife and I was just shaking my head whilst my wife was shouting yeah yeah...

Some ladies are so wise that they know some deep shity truths about men whilst some ladies just want to fool themselves sticking to illusions..

The difference between these two ladies is that one has chosen to be happy regardless whilst the happiness of the other one is dependent on the man's attitude to her.

. You know some of these ladies dating these married men are very young , this same girl I was talking to is just 22 years old and already dating a married man, Her reasons was that a married man has settled all issues at home financially so he would have time for the outside girls. I mean that's was so absurd of her to say. And for her to tell me again that if she gets married and her husband goes after young girls too , it won't matter to her. I just wanted to faint bro .

Lalas247:
you think they don't think about these things....

u never jam better homewrecker...

. Lols true ooo a girl once told me that she doesn't care if she gets married and another woman is dragging her husband with her. Just because I told her to stop dating married men can you imagine .

What does this Ayiri do for a living sef. I mean he's a billionaire of what business ?

kenonze:
I didn't see the "M".


U are welcome

. Alright dear

kenonze:
£800?

Then I can afford that thrice

. Hahaha fine Barbie it £800M okay . Maybe I could lend you some to add to yours so we can outbid him whatya say.

juwonloo:
As I type currently am very sad and confused, my best friend met a Man on Baddo and they had been chatting so he said they should meet and Hangout, then on the supposed time and date, he was like he won't be able to make it that he was sending his driver. That is how the supposed driver came to pick her up unknowingly to her someone else was at the back seat and that was how threatening with knife started. They seized her fone and demanded for cash but she wasn't having any cash on her. They took videos of her sucking their penis naked and them giving her anal sex plus they lashed her and now they said if she doesn't bring 30K to a place they will disclose to her today. They will leak her naked videos online... Please should she go give them the money or...

. If this story is true, then she has nothing to be afraid of as it just an empty threat.now let her go to a police station lay the complain and write the statement down. Then tell the guys she would give them the money at the exact place , she can lay an ambush for them with police officers hiding somewhere that's all those guys her just small petty thiefs.

mytime24:
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific!

. How are you doing today ?

Hahaha so this is what this Boko man has been reduced to. How time flies infact he should go and join his ancestors for all I care

dollyjoy:
You guys use the word "slay Queen" indiscriminately and unnecessarily. Stop abusing the word!!

. Hmmm wanna talk ?

That was how these Firs people forced my friend from SA to shut down his business, everyday different bills.Some of them were even telling him how much he's making as if they were the ones patronizing him, the truth is in that shithole called Nigeria the rich would never want to see the poor survive. Am not against paying tax though, but why accusing the woman that she had a turnover of N18M . Na dem dey chop the food. Mtcheew.

You people should be swearing for Buhari there, don't defend yourselves mtcheeew

Whothecapfits:
Trash!

My Problem with PDP is the brazen Shamelessness with which they conduct themselves thess days.

They have not exhibited enough remorse to show that they actually regret what they ve put this country through.

Rather trying to reduce the magnitude of their crimes to child's play

. Oga people like you would always be the reason why your Nigerian politicians would always treat you like trash, you are talking as if during the 16 years of PDP it was only one person that wrecked the country, was it not both the Northerners and the Westerners that. Ruled during those 16 years, why are you guys always quick to conclude. Northern and western politicians killed this country they are all criminals. Go argue with your King . And anybody who quotes me uncesserily would sleep a bad sleep tonight.

What is this Joe Igbokwe saying, let me ask Mr Joe, how many people have you volunteered to pay school fees and they refused to go to school willingly, Mr Joe how many youth have you empowered since you started making money from government, Mr Joe, how many schools have you visited to see the delapitated school equipments they are managing to teach their students all because of you these stupid elders that has mortgaged the future of the youths of this country for you selfish interest, truth be told if I had a chance to meet this man one on one I would break his teeth for saying such trash against the Nigerian youth. Come to my area where you will see guys who are in the university doing odd jobs just to pay school fees, eat and pay rent . Some of them would quickly go and carry blocks in the morning , then by 9am they rush to school. And this man here is saying rubbish. How many of Mr Joe's children are in Nigeria schools. Make these people no let youth vex oo . Well 2019 is near we have our PVC's.

SoapQueen:
Don't believe everything you hear. He was like my best friend ever.We didn't end things because of religion, we did because of something else. This was year ago. If you must know, he didn't force me to convert. I have always had this notion of raising kids in unity.

. Alright good then I guess maybe you made the right choice you never can tell you know. Trust me Ahmed was a very good Muslim guy , he's my friend we met in camp back then , his father was from The east and his mother from the north. They got married and let me tell you today the first son was given a Christian name and he's a Christian, while the second was given a Muslim name just like that they were sharing the names of the children accordingly. Long story cut short they are no longer together cos the woman's family wants the man to convert to Islam and the man's family said never , today Ahmed has everything life could offer but he told me bro he's not happy because of his parents different religion. Mayb he saw something or maybe you saw something and both of you decided to end it .

SoapQueen:
Don't believe everything you hear. He was like my best friend ever.We didn't end things because of religion, we did because of something else. This was year ago. If you must know, he didn't force me to convert. I have always had this notion of raising kids in unity.

. Alright good then I guess maybe you made the right choice you never can tell you know.

SoapQueen:
I believe in one God, the father Almighty, the creator of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ, his only begotten son .

. Believe me I've gotten nothing against the Muslim guys dating my Christian girls, but sorry to say some of them are infidels, one was saying that whenever he sleeps with a Christian girl he has performed jihad or whatever that it good to sleep with christian girls and make them feel unworthy can you beat that. I mean truth be told some of them are so wayward and useless. So believe me dear I always tell my christian sisters to desist from them.

SoapQueen:
Never say something as disrespectful as this to me ever again.

. My apologies, but you should have just taken his religion na since you loved him so much you know.