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Health › Re: 47-Year-Old Accountant, Afolake Abiola Commits Suicide In Lekki by PerfectStranger(m): 10:02pm On May 29, 2022

Men are gradually losing interest in marriage coz the probability of it working out is slimmer than before. RIP to her tho.

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Romance › Re: Madness Displayed By Some Girls by PerfectStranger(m): 2:10pm On May 29, 2022

Zonefree:
A girl said she's hungry and you're asking her what she would like to eat

I'M HUNGRY should be replied with GO AND EAT NA.

@bolded is worst. She'll tell you no money to buy food. Your best reply should be "wow" grin

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Romance › Re: . by PerfectStranger(m): 12:49pm On May 29, 2022

Wat is dis one saying abeg? Sunday highness!

Romance › Re: Is This Why Men Kneel To Propose? by PerfectStranger(m): 12:40pm On May 29, 2022

KR∆T©S na OG, no cap ✌️ cheesy

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Romance › Re: Girls That Keep Long Nails How Do You Wash Your Vaginna by PerfectStranger(m): 12:31pm On May 29, 2022

2ndchildhood:
aunty, cut those daggers you call nails and wash down there properly.. na una type no dey use water wash nyash, hence, when it's time for doggy, you saturate the whole room with your smelly butt, giving me erectile dysfunction..

You can relate fr grin

Romance › Re: Girls come In Here And Answer This by PerfectStranger(m): 11:48am On May 29, 2022

ImoleNaija:
Many are mad......

Few roaming the streets!

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Romance › Re: Is This A Ritual Act Or Na Just Conji Hold This Guy? by PerfectStranger(m): 11:42am On May 29, 2022

Zonefree:
~~Our~~ girls are just too cheap... Tueh!

Cheaper than tom tom.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Congratulates Atiku, Welcomes Former VP To Presidential Contest by PerfectStranger(m): 12:21am On May 29, 2022

Foreigna2:
Your Papa na delegate for APC?

Celebrities › Re: James Brown Attends A Party Wearing Pant And Bra (video) by PerfectStranger(m): 11:54pm On May 28, 2022

Golan007:
His name is James Brown Obialor.

Obialor mkpulumili grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by PerfectStranger(m): 9:37pm On May 28, 2022

You guys should stop sentiment. Benzema was offside before he even got the pass initially.
Tho I staked for Liverpool.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Apologises To Headies After Police Report by PerfectStranger(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2022

He was prolly catching cruzzz but headies took it to another level. Trenches lifestyle still dey him body grin

Romance › Re: Lady Goes Hard At A Vendor Who Insulted Her On Whatsapp (photos) by PerfectStranger(m): 12:55pm On May 28, 2022

Goliath wife

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Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out You Were Being Cheated On? by PerfectStranger(m): 12:53pm On May 28, 2022

Dorwadora:
Nah my end point I dey so my brother

I no get time to dey sing " Carry me dey go my husband house"

Don't worry babes, for in a world full of SIMPs, God will direct you to one. Iriz wat iriz grin

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out You Were Being Cheated On? by PerfectStranger(m): 12:48pm On May 28, 2022

Dorwadora:
..... My pain tolerance is quite little bruh....

I no wan bad reach my yansh

Abeg no disvirgin your yansh mbók. If that's the only untouched part you'll tender to your future hubby. angry

Romance › Re: What Is The Easiest Way To Stop Paying Bills As A Lady In Nigeria? by PerfectStranger(m): 12:39pm On May 28, 2022

Truvelisback:
Cast all ur cares on Jesus, not him.

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out You Were Being Cheated On? by PerfectStranger(m): 12:11pm On May 28, 2022

Oceanjagaban:
She saved his number as Daddy,I used to run and give her the phone whenever he calls

Yeah! Her side daddy called. You were her real daddy and real daddies chop the leftovers and billings.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Trying To Get UK Lady’s Attention Sentenced For Stalking. by PerfectStranger(m): 11:12am On May 28, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Sentence him to life imprisonment pls.. this thing is capable of raping women..
I love this..it will serve as a lesson to wannabe redpillers..

Every small thing now is rape to you. I'm sure perverts like you accuse men falsely of rape.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Trying To Get UK Lady’s Attention Sentenced For Stalking. by PerfectStranger(m): 11:05am On May 28, 2022

Lols...Mr stalker. I know your format but no be so u for run am aje.

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Romance › Re: Some Of Us Are Destined To Be Alone by PerfectStranger(m): 11:00am On May 28, 2022

Nonexisting:
I'll rather be alone than pay huge brideprice for this.

That's #teamENP 4L

Romance › Re: Girls That Keep Long Nails How Do You Wash Your Vaginna by PerfectStranger(m): 10:54am On May 28, 2022*

Onyi22:
Don't worry about us, we know how we wash it

No two ways about it ma'am. With due respect,if you're keeping long nails, you're likely to have a smelly puzzy and your man isn't bold enough to tell you. This ain't rocket science ma'am.

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Romance › Re: Girls That Keep Long Nails How Do You Wash Your Vaginna by PerfectStranger(m): 10:48am On May 28, 2022

TBH @op, there's no way they wash their VJ with long nails. Most ladies with long nails have smelly kpekus.
I can never F a biich with long nails. I love it clean and refreshening.

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Romance › Re: Let End It All by PerfectStranger(m): 10:46am On May 28, 2022

Lol see format. Get a nice phone bro,dust your PC, check in HK for GH.

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Romance › Re: At What Point Did You Realize The Person You Were Dating Isn't Meant For You by PerfectStranger(m): 10:38am On May 28, 2022

Nonexisting:
You perfectly understand the assignment, comrade mi.

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Romance › Re: At What Point Did You Realize The Person You Were Dating Isn't Meant For You by PerfectStranger(m): 10:33am On May 28, 2022

Nonexisting:
Oga Solo, I dey hail.

I hail thee too honourable comrade. Nowadays na we dey chop the main kpekus while their main boyfriends chop the leftovers.

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Celebrities › Re: Headies Organizers Report Portable To Police Over Death Threat (Pix) by PerfectStranger(m): 7:22am On May 28, 2022

Candidlady:

Wait
So this thing is serious
You haven't even spent a year in the industry you are forming Jagaban of music
[s]
People from that region are so razz
Bunch of thugs and cultists[/s]

Quit being a bigotry. Remember what your tribe/religion did to late Deborah?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Commotion In RCCG Single Dating Group (Read Chat) by PerfectStranger(m): 7:12am On May 28, 2022*

Barr.Damilare don cast. Baba dey hunt for kpekus,una dey hunt for husband.

Those women should be calming down abeg,baba might be doing try and error fr.

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Romance › Re: A Girlfriend Uses His Boyfriend Name For Guarantor Without Informing Him. by PerfectStranger(m): 7:06am On May 28, 2022

Una dey waste una time dey advise simp. Towtow e nor collect,yet e dey chop billing.

May i not have a son or bro like this op. Nice guys chop leftovers.

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Crime › Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by PerfectStranger(m): 9:52pm On May 27, 2022

Keep the apology babes, you're good at what you do.

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Celebrities › Re: Kanye West Gold-plated Toilet. It Cost ($750,000(photo) by PerfectStranger(m): 9:35pm On May 27, 2022

Kanye's sh!t just got real. Some Gold Slug right there,dayumm!

Romance › Re: Prostitutes Force Man Without Money To Pay For Sex To Wash Their Clothes (Video) by PerfectStranger(m): 7:14pm On May 27, 2022*

Them for add their dirty pants join mk him wash. Fool.ish guy with coconut head disgracing my gender.

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